only 50 times? that's insane for the asking price. I would end up just going back to a fleshlight :P unless I could mold a new insert out of starch...
bought one. had allergic reaction to their lube, cuz my dick itched like hell for a few weeks and skin began to peel (eww)
recovered afterwards, bought water-based lube, and now, like McDOnalds would say, I'm lovin' it! If you mount it somewhere, you can start fucking it like crazy. The only complaint i have is that it catches dust/fibers easily when you let it dry in the air.
Also. do not use w/o lube. even water will be fine, but dry humping? holy shit
im pretty sure real vaginas dont have CLICK ORBS and QUATTRO WAVES. anyone who had real sex and used this thing, can you tell me if there's any difference? or is your dick too engulfed to feel anything
Sounds like a Space Fighter game ENEMY BATTLESHIP DETECTED: SCAN: TENGA FLIP HOLE Look out for the click orbs. They find holes in your defense Aim for the side ribs, get the armor down. At this point the Wing gate will open, Enter the ship. Look out for Quattro waves, They will disable your on board equipment END ORB DETECTED QUICKLY, DESTROY THE END ORB. *End orb damaged* Get out before it explodes! *Space fighters escape just as it explodes dramatically" Mission Accomplished!
They are trying to bullshit you witht he 50 times. I am both a user of the flip hole black and fleshlight stamina training unit. I have used the fleshlight for a year coming to 2 now and the flip hole I have used it close to 50 times and it's not breaking apart yet. The thing is always use water soluble gun oil and once a week sterile it with hand washing alcohol that you can get from pharmacy. Always dry your equipment probably and it can last you long time.
well assuming you don't gang bang the fuck out of the thing, use silicone lube, or wash it with scolding hot suds, it should last longer than 50 uses i imagine.
I don't think it's possible to hear, Tenga uses cutting edge technology in a new way! without cringing uncomfortably. since we've allready established it's for masturbation.
What a business friendly commercial. Is this for an ipod or a hair dryer? Its really a trap. Once inserted the sides lock your penis into place. The knives then proceed to shred your penis as the end orb shoots out a string of fire to cremate it...what a great product i simply must have it! The man says i should! lmao
if i got this thing I don't think i would ever want to clean it after I finish. i would just leave it there and it would get gross. call me when they come up with a self cleaning version.
There's also one thing - this is a little too professional - I also thought about Molex connectors, and for those who have ordered parts for PCB - they usually have a number of mating cycles before failure.
I waited to hear - "unique technology allows to extend mean time to failure, robust and low-power solution to specific masturbation needs, call you local representative to get an estimate and a live demonstration at your office".
this makes me want to be a dick
crushingon 2 hours ago
lol extensive research
tristanlist 5 days ago in playlist Liked videos 2
I came here looking for the Tenga Warriors from Power Rangers. 0.0
breseemaxwell 5 days ago
WELL, WILL MY STUBBY COCK EVEN GET TO THE END ORB?
IrradicableOne 1 week ago
only 50 times? that's insane for the asking price. I would end up just going back to a fleshlight :P unless I could mold a new insert out of starch...
Equinoxps 1 month ago
@Equinoxps nahh this wud last longer than 50 uses mate
mechreports1 4 weeks ago
TOO SHORT!
Dmitry334 1 month ago
It would be better if it were motorized!
hitmanexpress 1 month ago
Only 50 times? I'd have to order one every 5 days.
xmailmanbiterx 2 months ago 8
37 people have a fleshlight! :)) Bought my Tenga super sets today... :DDD
cyrax70 2 months ago
I'm on that weird place in youtube again ._.
a146HEX 3 months ago
ill take twenty
asdfghjkl2222 3 months ago
lmao great advert, but why go into all this tech trying to reinvent something that you could just get at a bar??
Weasker 3 months ago
@Weasker diseases not included
Eniacbc 3 months ago
@Weasker its not supposed to simulate a vagina, its supposed to give you the "ultimate pleasure"
MINIMI95020 2 months ago
37 people can't reach the end orb.
sexwaffles 3 months ago 11
sucks if you cant reach the end orb lol
immortalrapper 4 months ago
bought one. had allergic reaction to their lube, cuz my dick itched like hell for a few weeks and skin began to peel (eww)
recovered afterwards, bought water-based lube, and now, like McDOnalds would say, I'm lovin' it! If you mount it somewhere, you can start fucking it like crazy. The only complaint i have is that it catches dust/fibers easily when you let it dry in the air.
Also. do not use w/o lube. even water will be fine, but dry humping? holy shit
FruityDickweed 4 months ago
THE NEXT STEP IN THE FUTURE OF MASTURBATION, i lost there
eriveltoferreira 4 months ago 4
Ill stick with fleshlight
PikolUploader 4 months ago
I WISH I HAD A COCK AT TIMES LIKE THESE.
CelesteStorywriter 5 months ago 3
Rolls Royce among onaholes
kvrisu 5 months ago
No tienen uno mas largo para un pinche elefante?
MoLiNaMP 5 months ago
That feel when your penis isn't THAT long.
Horomaru 5 months ago
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Your small penis will never reach the end orb. ;_;
Master11119 5 months ago
Weirdest looking penis I've ever seen.
92benno92 5 months ago
@92benno92 It's not a penis; it's for penises.
jasiothemity 5 months ago
@jasiothemity
The metal rod.
92benno92 5 months ago
@1:19 Gee did he say Lightyears?
Lightyears is a measure of length NOT time
BeluOranje 6 months ago
@BeluOranje That's Physics FAIL here
BeluOranje 6 months ago
@BeluOranje I guess he never beat Brock.
magician1998 2 months ago
this is a great advert xD
ziggy2007dn 6 months ago
Japan is going to invent REAL ROBOTIC TENTACLES next. It's only a matter of time !
jliu512 6 months ago
@jliu512
do not want!
GanjaMunchman 5 months ago
@jliu512 There's already a vibrator that looks like a tentacle and it have a weird rotation movement...
uchihakagura 2 months ago
jajajajajajjajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajjaja
silarsil 6 months ago
im thinking about using condoms when use it..that way u dont have to throw it away after 50 times cuz its not dirty... am i the only 1?
smellslikebenedick 6 months ago
For a minute I thought it was James Woods narrating. FUCK YEAH, JA..... awww...
ElizabethWebster 7 months ago
neat *takes picture*
mrDarkmage459 7 months ago
what the hell. seriously now. WHAT THE HELL!!!!
vVWOWVv 7 months ago
The end orb is awaiting. It will super-charge your masturbation.
Kiristovai 7 months ago
im pretty sure real vaginas dont have CLICK ORBS and QUATTRO WAVES. anyone who had real sex and used this thing, can you tell me if there's any difference? or is your dick too engulfed to feel anything
FruityDickweed 7 months ago
@FruityDickweed Real vaginas have orcs instead... Lol! :))
cyrax70 6 months ago
I have no idea how many takes the guy who did the voice over for this took.
bassgodtraining 8 months ago
@bassgodtraining
I could probably do it in 1, 2, maybe 3 tops.
Then again, i'm fairly emotionless.
silver2zilver 7 months ago
kioko9959 8 months ago 17
@kioko9959 HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...!!! ^_^
cyrax70 6 months ago
i lold so hard
lolcopter97 9 months ago
@lolcopter97 hard... LOL
ImStillBlind 9 months ago
@ImStillBlind LOLOLOLOL
lolcopter97 9 months ago 3
omfg.... O_o
andreer75 9 months ago
@andreer75 LOL NOU
ImStillBlind 9 months ago
jesus... christ O_O
ImStillBlind 9 months ago
Am I the only person left who can still get off useing their hand?
ajkl27 9 months ago
50 times? Not a lifetime? o.O
LockerzInviterPro 10 months ago
this makes me want a dick.
VenomessA 10 months ago 63
@VenomessA yes ca we find a comparable commercial for women?
Khonsu1212 10 months ago 4
They are trying to bullshit you witht he 50 times. I am both a user of the flip hole black and fleshlight stamina training unit. I have used the fleshlight for a year coming to 2 now and the flip hole I have used it close to 50 times and it's not breaking apart yet. The thing is always use water soluble gun oil and once a week sterile it with hand washing alcohol that you can get from pharmacy. Always dry your equipment probably and it can last you long time.
milkinc23 10 months ago 3
You'll trow it away after 50 time bacause you distruy it! Asd
Edenlyspirit 10 months ago
forever alone....
RazorexZ 11 months ago 9
i'm 12 and wat is this?
Gamemaster1992 11 months ago 2
@Gamemaster1992 its a sex toy you put over your dick yo fucktard
mrDarkmage459 11 months ago
lolol the end orb
immortalrapper 11 months ago
do they have to call it "hole"? ew. "tenga flip" sounds infinitely better than "tenga flip hole"
FuzzyWhiteGoddess 1 year ago
well assuming you don't gang bang the fuck out of the thing, use silicone lube, or wash it with scolding hot suds, it should last longer than 50 uses i imagine.
sleipner23 1 year ago
@sleipner23
i couldnt stand this comentary... i need an oxygen tank HAHAHAHAHAHHAH ahhaah!!
arkchanger 7 months ago 2
Quite expensive if you consider it can be reused only 50 times. But interesting, I would love to try it :-)
AzzYzzA 1 year ago
have a look at malesextoysuk.co.uk they have the cheapest online
MaleSexToysUK 1 year ago
This is cool... but after 50 times then what?
ironwolfosiris 1 year ago
THE FUTURE IS NOW OUR CHILDREN CAN WAIT NO FURTHER WE MUST BLOW UP THE MOON...
theyearofourlordig88 1 year ago 8
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER I WANT ONE
marsbarz 1 year ago 3
Oh...my...god...
tatitatat913 1 year ago
oh japan...lol
you guys are smartass
Sikucrutz 1 year ago
@Sikucrutz
yeah ok blame it on japan buddy
shameless indeed
marsbarz 1 year ago
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HA HA HAAAAAA!
DonKangolJones 1 year ago
i wonder if animals got hurt by making of this device
rorosamy 1 year ago
lmao i can just imagine some curious person seeing it dry in some dude's bachelor pad. explain that to your mom.
miss3mii 1 year ago
@miss3mii It doesn't look suspicious at all.
arecd 1 year ago
im a girl and i want it!!! thats how good a salesman he is XD
bfdijix 1 year ago 5
@bfdijix
there's no risk in it if you're a girl
girls can just say they thought it was cute or something and get away with it
marsbarz 1 year ago
Ultimate Fleshlight HD9990 GTXtreme OC Black Edition
RinTohsaka64 1 year ago
so I am really lonely any Guys want to cam let me know
sweetgirlforyou00 1 year ago 8
@sweetgirlforyou00 yeah heres my paypayl!!!!!
pumpSHO 1 year ago
Why does this advert make this product seem better than real sex?
Talk about a good salesman.
SpyWhoLovedHimself 1 year ago 5
It's hilarious because it's on YouTube so we can all lol at it in the comments.
SpyWhoLovedHimself 1 year ago
for Japanese? so uh how long is it? 3 4 inches?
pumpSHO 1 year ago
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Women, we dont need you anymore!
tomathuvud 1 year ago 7
"Your own experience of the future of masturbation begins with your first use."
I couldn't help it. I cracked up laughing.
G0REAN 1 year ago 6
THE NEXT STEP IN THE FUTURE OF MASTRUBATION! Oh shiiiiiiiiiiit!
neverhoodyn 1 year ago 4
@neverhoodyn
Masturbation: The Final Frontiere
SpyWhoLovedHimself 1 year ago
@SpyWhoLovedHimself To boldly go where no man has gone before
ten20060520 1 year ago
this is no joke.. the best one out there... its amazing!!
cjbots 1 year ago
Use 50 times?? So I can throw it away after a week or two??
amsterdamguy 1 year ago 114
This looks too small
Shift515 1 year ago 4
@Shift515
It WAS designed by Asians..
WoddeeLives 1 year ago
@Shift515 it was developed by japanese? what do you think about it? haha
biggesterful 1 year ago
@biggesterful by Japanese and FOR japanese... look at this tiny hole :D hahahaha :D
Maskarada007 1 year ago
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@Shift515 it was develop by japanese? what do you think about it? haha
biggesterful 1 year ago
This makes me so excited, but when I think about it. I'll still be a virgin... : |
saskut 1 year ago 3
I rather a real pussy.
shaolindreams 1 year ago
You can only use it 50 times? Pff, that will only last a day.
JonathanBloggs 1 year ago
@JonathanBloggs Actually, you can use it up to 100 times, I read in some reviews.
But you are right, 2 days = 70$ is a little too expensive ;D
TheRyowyn 1 year ago
@TheRyowyn you can actually use it more than 1000000 times.
WavesOfTrolls 1 year ago
@TheRyowyn you can actually use it more than 1000000 times.
WavesOfTrolls 1 year ago
@TheRyowyn you can actually use it more than 1000000 times.
WavesOfTrolls 1 year ago
I hope it doesn't cost more than a hooker :o
anhpho 1 year ago
When did jerking off become tantamount to launching a satellite into space.
Deathlordtwo 1 year ago 6
@Deathlordtwo LMFAO!
LifeIamLivin 1 year ago
I got the end orb achievement after poking the end orb 5 times while I opened it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WavesOfTrolls 1 year ago
I don't think it's possible to hear, Tenga uses cutting edge technology in a new way! without cringing uncomfortably. since we've allready established it's for masturbation.
WildFungus 1 year ago
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
Mafujalate329 1 year ago
I got wood....JAMES Woods
MobiusZX 1 year ago
@MobiusZX sounds like him
pumpSHO 1 year ago
HOLE LOTION
PotatoeMonkey53 1 year ago
...The end orb looks like a piranha plant. Don't use this without a Fire Flower.
SeverEnergia 1 year ago
what is this...
...i don't even
kablah8900 1 year ago
Why does the end orb have 360 degrees of stimulation?
Because you ejaculate 360 degrees and walk away.
ab0rtion 1 year ago
Lol Imagine buying this and not being able to reach the end orb..
blacktigre 1 year ago 44
@blacktigre Maybe you can call for back-up then... Lol!! :)
cyrax70 6 months ago
I am pretty sure the Japanese did a lot of vagina autopsy during their research..
cyrax70 6 months ago
@blacktigre Don't forget, this was made in Japan. XD
threyon 6 months ago
@threyon OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH i see what you did their :3
mrDarkmage459 6 months ago
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blacktigre 1 year ago
I guess it's because I'm a girl, but I don't think this is worth 72 dollars.
2:43 DONG VISION~
MissReige 1 year ago
@MissReige If it had hundreds of uses, then maybe. But 50 uses seems a bit too limited.
xxliew 1 year ago
Just for 4 minutes and 23 seconds, I wished I had a dick.
DontTouchMyPen 1 year ago 2
I-I don't understand how this can be used by women. >///<
AshenPhoenix 1 year ago 2
@AshenPhoenix It's easy, insert your penis in that and voilà!.
>Insert your penis
>Women
Wait... what?
mariuslink1 1 year ago
It's like a Select Comfort bed for your junk.
eight6sevenfive3oh9 1 year ago 3
sticking your penis into this must be like attack on the Deathstar in Star Wars IV
"Red leader, standing by!"
Binford8100 1 year ago 4
help my penis is stuck
bustaphatty 1 year ago
LOOL
It'll supercharge your masturbation experience.
hasdgf 1 year ago
Soooo this is for your finger?
ROCKBO 1 year ago
After 50 uses it starts feeling like a fleshlight, and to japanese engineers, this is unacceptable.
foxgloves321 1 year ago 10
FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL EVER LOL
mysupremetv 1 year ago 3
LMAO
ChickenDeathchaser 1 year ago
It's the Cadillac of masturbatory aids.
blackgumdrawpz 1 year ago 4
i live in japan and got the blowjob one. it was intense except it was a bitch to clean...
SomeApplesauce 1 year ago
pron infomercial........ payoff = acceptable
mrknottymars 1 year ago
Damn its like a game and every set of ridges/textures is a level!! i dont think i will every reach the last level though -_-
DavyDave1313 1 year ago
omg light years a HEAD of the compition!
blue8gail 1 year ago 2
What a business friendly commercial. Is this for an ipod or a hair dryer? Its really a trap. Once inserted the sides lock your penis into place. The knives then proceed to shred your penis as the end orb shoots out a string of fire to cremate it...what a great product i simply must have it! The man says i should! lmao
chasetrussel 1 year ago
50 uses? i have used them already while watching this
Mirmaker 1 year ago 3
The birth of Tengaflihoooole..
RiotMonster 1 year ago
fap-fap-fap
killthatbitchplease 1 year ago
Holy shit.
paidophilos 1 year ago
so classy.
thatsoccerkid555 1 year ago 2
I don't think it's possible for me to listen to the phrase "The next step in the future of masturbation" without bursting into laughter.
theshadow308 1 year ago 128
@theshadow308
ASTRUBAL1334 1 year ago
@theshadow308
I pretty much lost it after that line. I see no reason to keep watching.
Rawffles 1 year ago
@theshadow308 (like #100) We all know the more we do it, the closer we get to heaven. of course, some of us are more sinful than others!
jeydo 11 months ago
if i got this thing I don't think i would ever want to clean it after I finish. i would just leave it there and it would get gross. call me when they come up with a self cleaning version.
yoboss1049 1 year ago
iPod of masturbation! I think Apple making stupid things! Future belong to TENGA :))
DUDENOFF 1 year ago
imagine being a product tester.
best. job. ever.
ZeRage 1 year ago 6
Am I the only one that is astounded that someone thought it was a good idea to pour thousands of dollars in CGI to make this shit?
911AmericanPatriot 1 year ago 3
LOLLLLLLLLLLL
gtafan94 1 year ago
It's really like I'm playing a video game. I am going to get to that end orb, even if my protagonist isn't strong enough yet.
zilililidur 1 year ago 2
Oh god, this entire video...
RussianDeathWorm 1 year ago
if this is what a real punani feels like then i think im gonna be single for the rest of my life.
aznseraph145 1 year ago
@aznseraph145 like you can't buy prostitutes or anything, moron.
junkietomato 1 year ago
I hope the voiceover for this made a killing for keeping a straight face through the entire video.
TriggerheartExcelica 1 year ago 3
what! it can only be used 50 times. oh well
tylenator552 1 year ago
@tylenator552 that's just what they reccomend, albeit it's very possible to go over that. Same as how people reuse the disposable tenga lol.
Chrismonchan 1 year ago
I NEED THIS SHIT HOLY FUCK
Peelzor 1 year ago
totally needs a Super Bowl commercial
nuggz503 1 year ago 4
I've already got something that super-charges my masturbation experience. It's called Justin Beiber locked in my basement.
wblstudios 1 year ago 9
@wblstudios lmao
cool1524 1 year ago
For some reason this video cracks me the fuck up.
At the end of your epic journey the legendary END ORB is waiting, prepared to grand 360 degree stimulation!!
OMesikammen 1 year ago 2
does it come in extra large?..
nullpointer66 1 year ago
There's also one thing - this is a little too professional - I also thought about Molex connectors, and for those who have ordered parts for PCB - they usually have a number of mating cycles before failure.
I waited to hear - "unique technology allows to extend mean time to failure, robust and low-power solution to specific masturbation needs, call you local representative to get an estimate and a live demonstration at your office".
Once again, it's a little too professional.
vetromaster 1 year ago
Sounds like he's selling a car or something.
When he said "360" I thought 360 N pressure, oh no.
vetromaster 1 year ago
Why so much sperg, goons?
Why so aggressive all of a sudden?
vetromaster 1 year ago
sounds like james woods
Oliphantes 1 year ago
Hahahahah!!!
JannoBuzzBazz 1 year ago
We recommend using HAND soap. Is that a subtle masturbation jab?
Disasterrify 1 year ago
holy crap, is that james woods?
jacob303 1 year ago
Wait, is Al Gore the voice over on this one?
enjayresonance 1 year ago
whose penis has the diameter of a pencil to fit in this thing?
TreesOfBaylor 1 year ago
@TreesOfBaylor vaginas have about the same diameter. It's possible through a magical and mythical process called STRETCHING.
junkietomato 1 year ago
im not going to lie but that looks painful as fuck to stick my cock in.....
cunt3d 1 year ago
How many points do i get for defeating the END ORB? Do i unlock any achievements? Thank you once again Japan,ill take ten of them.
CustardGanet 1 year ago 59