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  • this makes me want to be a dick

  • lol extensive research

  • I came here looking for the Tenga Warriors from Power Rangers. 0.0

  • WELL, WILL MY STUBBY COCK EVEN GET TO THE END ORB?

  • only 50 times? that's insane for the asking price. I would end up just going back to a fleshlight :P unless I could mold a new insert out of starch...

  • @Equinoxps nahh this wud last longer than 50 uses mate

  • TOO SHORT!

  • It would be better if it were motorized!

  • Only 50 times? I'd have to order one every 5 days.

  • 37 people have a fleshlight! :)) Bought my Tenga super sets today... :DDD

  • I'm on that weird place in youtube again ._.

  • ill take twenty

  • lmao great advert, but why go into all this tech trying to reinvent something that you could just get at a bar?? 

  • @Weasker diseases not included

  • @Weasker its not supposed to simulate a vagina, its supposed to give you the "ultimate pleasure"

  • 37 people can't reach the end orb.

  • sucks if you cant reach the end orb lol

  • bought one. had allergic reaction to their lube, cuz my dick itched like hell for a few weeks and skin began to peel (eww)

    recovered afterwards, bought water-based lube, and now, like McDOnalds would say, I'm lovin' it! If you mount it somewhere, you can start fucking it like crazy. The only complaint i have is that it catches dust/fibers easily when you let it dry in the air.

    Also. do not use w/o lube. even water will be fine, but dry humping? holy shit

  • THE NEXT STEP IN THE FUTURE OF MASTURBATION, i lost there

  • Ill stick with fleshlight

  • I WISH I HAD A COCK AT TIMES LIKE THESE.

  • Rolls Royce among onaholes

  • No tienen uno mas largo para un pinche elefante?

  • That feel when your penis isn't THAT long.

  • Weirdest looking penis I've ever seen.

  • @92benno92 It's not a penis; it's for penises.

  • @jasiothemity

    The metal rod.

  • @1:19 Gee did he say Lightyears?

    Lightyears is a measure of length NOT time

  • @BeluOranje That's Physics FAIL here

  • @BeluOranje  I guess he never beat Brock.

  • this is a great advert xD

  • Japan is going to invent REAL ROBOTIC TENTACLES next. It's only a matter of time !

  • @jliu512

    do not want!

  • @jliu512 There's already a vibrator that looks like a tentacle and it have a weird rotation movement...

  • jajajajajajjajajajajajajajajja­jajajajajajajajajajajajjaja

  • im thinking about using condoms when use it..that way u dont have to throw it away after 50 times cuz its not dirty... am i the only 1?

  • For a minute I thought it was James Woods narrating. FUCK YEAH, JA..... awww...

  • neat *takes picture*

  • what the hell. seriously now. WHAT THE HELL!!!!

  • The end orb is awaiting. It will super-charge your masturbation.

  • im pretty sure real vaginas dont have CLICK ORBS and QUATTRO WAVES. anyone who had real sex and used this thing, can you tell me if there's any difference? or is your dick too engulfed to feel anything

  • @FruityDickweed Real vaginas have orcs instead... Lol! :))

  • I have no idea how many takes the guy who did the voice over for this took.

  • @bassgodtraining

    I could probably do it in 1, 2, maybe 3 tops.

    Then again, i'm fairly emotionless.

  • Sounds like a Space Fighter game ENEMY BATTLESHIP DETECTED: SCAN: TENGA FLIP HOLE Look out for the click orbs. They find holes in your defense Aim for the side ribs, get the armor down. At this point the Wing gate will open, Enter the ship. Look out for Quattro waves, They will disable your on board equipment END ORB DETECTED QUICKLY, DESTROY THE END ORB. *End orb damaged* Get out before it explodes! *Space fighters escape just as it explodes dramatically" Mission Accomplished!
  • @kioko9959 HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...!!! ^_^

  • i lold so hard

  • @lolcopter97 hard... LOL

  • @ImStillBlind LOLOLOLOL

  • omfg.... O_o

  • @andreer75 LOL NOU

  • jesus... christ O_O

  • Am I the only person left who can still get off useing their hand?

  • 50 times? Not a lifetime? o.O

  • this makes me want a dick.

  • @VenomessA yes ca we find a comparable commercial for women?

  • They are trying to bullshit you witht he 50 times. I am both a user of the flip hole black and fleshlight stamina training unit. I have used the fleshlight for a year coming to 2 now and the flip hole I have used it close to 50 times and it's not breaking apart yet. The thing is always use water soluble gun oil and once a week sterile it with hand washing alcohol that you can get from pharmacy. Always dry your equipment probably and it can last you long time.

  • You'll trow it away after 50 time bacause you distruy it! Asd

  • forever alone....

  • i'm 12 and wat is this?

  • @Gamemaster1992 its a sex toy you put over your dick yo fucktard

  • lolol the  end orb

  • do they have to call it "hole"? ew. "tenga flip" sounds infinitely better than "tenga flip hole"

  • well assuming you don't gang bang the fuck out of the thing, use silicone lube, or wash it with scolding hot suds, it should last longer than 50 uses i imagine.

  • @sleipner23

    i couldnt stand this comentary... i need an oxygen tank HAHAHAHAHAHHAH ahhaah!!

  • Quite expensive if you consider it can be reused only 50 times. But interesting, I would love to try it :-)

  • have a look at malesextoysuk.co.uk they have the cheapest online

  • This is cool... but after 50 times then what?

  • THE FUTURE IS NOW OUR CHILDREN CAN WAIT NO FURTHER WE MUST BLOW UP THE MOON...

  • THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER I WANT ONE

  • Oh...my...god...

  • oh japan...lol

    you guys are smartass

  • @Sikucrutz

    yeah ok blame it on japan buddy

    shameless indeed

  • i wonder if animals got hurt by making of this device

  • lmao i can just imagine some curious person seeing it dry in some dude's bachelor pad. explain that to your mom.

  • @miss3mii It doesn't look suspicious at all.

  • im a girl and i want it!!! thats how good a salesman he is XD

  • @bfdijix

    there's no risk in it if you're a girl

    girls can just say they thought it was cute or something and get away with it

  • Ultimate Fleshlight HD9990 GTXtreme OC Black Edition

  • so I am really lonely any Guys want to cam let me know

  • @sweetgirlforyou00 yeah heres my paypayl!!!!!

  • Why does this advert make this product seem better than real sex?

    Talk about a good salesman.

  • It's hilarious because it's on YouTube so we can all lol at it in the comments.

  • for Japanese? so uh how long is it? 3 4 inches?

  • "Your own experience of the future of masturbation begins with your first use."

    I couldn't help it. I cracked up laughing.

  • THE NEXT STEP IN THE FUTURE OF MASTRUBATION! Oh shiiiiiiiiiiit!

  • @neverhoodyn

    Masturbation: The Final Frontiere

  • @SpyWhoLovedHimself To boldly go where no man has gone before

  • this is no joke.. the best one out there...  its amazing!!

  • Use 50 times?? So I can throw it away after a week or two??

  • This looks too small

  • @Shift515

    It WAS designed by Asians..

  • @Shift515 it was developed by japanese? what do you think about it? haha

  • @biggesterful by Japanese and FOR japanese... look at this tiny hole :D hahahaha :D

  • This makes me so excited, but when I think about it. I'll still be a virgin... : |

  • I rather a real pussy.

  • You can only use it 50 times? Pff, that will only last a day.

  • @JonathanBloggs Actually, you can use it up to 100 times, I read in some reviews.

    But you are right, 2 days = 70$ is a little too expensive ;D

  • @TheRyowyn you can actually use it more than 1000000 times.

  • @TheRyowyn you can actually use it more than 1000000 times.

  • @TheRyowyn you can actually use it more than 1000000 times.

  • I hope it doesn't cost more than a hooker :o

  • When did jerking off become tantamount to launching a satellite into space.

  • @Deathlordtwo LMFAO!

  • I got the end orb achievement after poking the end orb 5 times while I opened it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I don't think it's possible to hear, Tenga uses cutting edge technology in a new way! without cringing uncomfortably. since we've allready established it's for masturbation.

  • This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

  • I got wood....JAMES Woods

  • @MobiusZX sounds like him

  • HOLE LOTION

  • ...The end orb looks like a piranha plant. Don't use this without a Fire Flower.

  • what is this...

    ...i don't even

  • Why does the end orb have 360 degrees of stimulation?

    Because you ejaculate 360 degrees and walk away.

  • Lol Imagine buying this and not being able to reach the end orb..

  • @blacktigre Maybe you can call for back-up then... Lol!! :)

  • I am pretty sure the Japanese did a lot of vagina autopsy during their research..

  • @blacktigre Don't forget, this was made in Japan. XD

  • @threyon OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH i see what you did their :3

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  • I guess it's because I'm a girl, but I don't think this is worth 72 dollars.

    2:43 DONG VISION~

  • @MissReige If it had hundreds of uses, then maybe. But 50 uses seems a bit too limited.

  • Just for 4 minutes and 23 seconds, I wished I had a dick.

  • I-I don't understand how this can be used by women. >///<

  • @AshenPhoenix It's easy, insert your penis in that and voilà!.

    >Insert your penis

    >Women

    Wait... what?

  • It's like a Select Comfort bed for your junk.

  • sticking your penis into this must be like attack on the Deathstar in Star Wars IV

    "Red leader, standing by!"

  • help my penis is stuck

  • LOOL

    It'll supercharge your masturbation experience.

  • Soooo this is for your finger?

  • After 50 uses it starts feeling like a fleshlight, and to japanese engineers, this is unacceptable.

  • FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL EVER LOL

  • LMAO

  • It's the Cadillac of masturbatory aids.

  • i live in japan and got the blowjob one. it was intense except it was a bitch to clean...

  • pron infomercial........ payoff = acceptable 

  • Damn its like a game and every set of ridges/textures is a level!! i dont think i will every reach the last level though -_-

  • omg light years a HEAD of the compition!

  • What a business friendly commercial. Is this for an ipod or a hair dryer? Its really a trap. Once inserted the sides lock your penis into place. The knives then proceed to shred your penis as the end orb shoots out a string of fire to cremate it...what a great product i simply must have it! The man says i should! lmao

  • 50 uses? i have used them already while watching this

  • The birth of Tengaflihoooole..

  • fap-fap-fap

  • Holy shit.

  • so classy.

  • I don't think it's possible for me to listen to the phrase "The next step in the future of masturbation" without bursting into laughter.

  • @theshadow308

    I pretty much lost it after that line. I see no reason to keep watching.

  • @theshadow308 (like #100) We all know the more we do it, the closer we get to heaven. of course, some of us are more sinful than others!

  • if i got this thing I don't think i would ever want to clean it after I finish. i would just leave it there and it would get gross. call me when they come up with a self cleaning version.

  • iPod of masturbation! I think Apple making stupid things! Future belong to TENGA :))

  • imagine being a product tester.

    best. job. ever.

  • Am I the only one that is astounded that someone thought it was a good idea to pour thousands of dollars in CGI to make this shit?

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLL

  • It's really like I'm playing a video game. I am going to get to that end orb, even if my protagonist isn't strong enough yet.

  • Oh god, this entire video...

  • if this is what a real punani feels like then i think im gonna be single for the rest of my life.

  • @aznseraph145 like you can't buy prostitutes or anything, moron.

  • I hope the voiceover for this made a killing for keeping a straight face through the entire video.

  • what! it can only be used 50 times. oh well

  • @tylenator552 that's just what they reccomend, albeit it's very possible to go over that. Same as how people reuse the disposable tenga lol.

  • I NEED THIS SHIT HOLY FUCK

  • totally needs a Super Bowl commercial

  • I've already got something that super-charges my masturbation experience. It's called Justin Beiber locked in my basement.

  • @wblstudios lmao

  • For some reason this video cracks me the fuck up.

    At the end of your epic journey the legendary END ORB is waiting, prepared to grand 360 degree stimulation!!

  • does it come in extra large?..

  • There's also one thing - this is a little too professional - I also thought about Molex connectors, and for those who have ordered parts for PCB - they usually have a number of mating cycles before failure.

    I waited to hear - "unique technology allows to extend mean time to failure, robust and low-power solution to specific masturbation needs, call you local representative to get an estimate and a live demonstration at your office".

    Once again, it's a little too professional.

  • Sounds like he's selling a car or something.

    When he said "360" I thought 360 N pressure, oh no.

  • Why so much sperg, goons?

    Why so aggressive all of a sudden?

  • sounds like james woods

  • Hahahahah!!!

  • We recommend using HAND soap. Is that a subtle masturbation jab? 

  • holy crap, is that james woods?

  • Wait, is Al Gore the voice over on this one?

  • whose penis has the diameter of a pencil to fit in this thing?

  • @TreesOfBaylor vaginas have about the same diameter. It's possible through a magical and mythical process called STRETCHING.

  • im not going to lie but that looks painful as fuck to stick my cock in.....

  • How many points do i get for defeating the END ORB? Do i unlock any achievements? Thank you once again Japan,ill take ten of them.