Neil Gaiman, Author supports an #OnionPulitzer

[msx314]

oh, neil! now i need a hug and hot chocolate ))

[Canadionfool2]

he's kidding right?

[laughingwarlock]

This is the only thing I've ever seen Neil Gaiman get mad about.

Scary NEil Gaiman is fucking terrifying. More terrifying then Mister Coop.

Thought still not QUITE as terrifying as how he seems to be slowly turning into Allan Moore.

[blackxbamboo]

Gaiman needs a pulitzer.

[DarkSilmarillion]

So this explains the riots in London!

[miceruletheworld42]

Neil Gaiman, why are you so awesome?

[urockit2011]

that was the best!

[molesticles]

Your Mom gave me a "Pull it Suprise"!

[Simma7]

The years have really caught up with Mr. Gaiman.

[Snurremegrundt]

@Simma7 When you are 50, you no longer look like you are 20.

[Simma7]

@Snurremegrundt Its not even that. I saw an interview with him earlier this year and he did not look like this.

[SharliexCheen]

@Simma7 Yet, he still looks incredible for his age.

[EB88]

Does he not have eyelashes...?

[EGRJ]

@EB88 He plucked them off so he could use the pain to write better.

He's just that dedicated.

[TheArtistOfKuroo]

Neil, you live in Wisconsin. If we go to war, I'll join with you and fight as a Wisconsin based insurgency. (Plus it gives us an opportunity to get rid of Scot Walker, everybody wins!)

[0BatGirl0]

I know another award he deserves, an Oscar. Look at the intensity in his eyes, the passion in his voice!

[sorchasswans]

I...I can't stop replaying this. I can't. To stop is... I just can't. Neil. Neil... So much love. So much love for you.

[Nunziohotpants]

Neil Gaiman and the Onion... wow. never thought the day could be

[glassisland]

Bloody hj-larious.

[ChiefMaverick515]

I just read Good Omens and this weirded me out. XD

[TheMorfiend]

Quality. Never heard Neil speak and always thought his last name was pronounced differently. The Sandman novels deserve an accolade from god.

[denhemligafilmen]

GAY MAN LOOOOOOL!

[AnElephantsChild]

I didn't think that I could love Neil Gaimen any more than I already do - but I do now.

Everyone in Britain is behind you, none of us are fucking kidding !

[borskyviolin]

Press 5 for drumbeat.

[scatmaster125]

god i love him, not only does he write some of comics most kick ass stories but he is willing to declare war for the sake of getting the onion a Pulitzer.

[EuchridEucrow1]

This guy regularly fucks Amanda Palmer and you think he's gay?

Oh Americans, so full of hate.

[Rep13]

Apple pie is actually Dutch in origin.

[DandymanMessiah]

@Rep13 Quite right, and while we're at it baseball is actually a bastardized version of several old European ball games. And let's not even go into everything that's wrong with American "foot"-"ball".

[SkyNetIO]

Hold on, American as apple pie, so its not American?

[fr3d420]

Neil Gayman

[DandymanMessiah]

@fr3d420 The best man is a gay man. I'm a gay man. I smile all the time. Most of the time with my mouth.

[ErikBarmon]

@DandymanMessiah Gay men aren't men.

[EmotionCr4ve]

@DandymanMessiah WRONG! The best type of man, is one who will fight unconditionally for what he believes in without wavering. Whatever his goals or ideals may be. Sexuality, race, physical traits, none of that is important so long as they never give up hope. Your statement is bullshit, and you deserve to be mugged in Central Park.

[DandymanMessiah]

@EmotionCr4ve I think I have an erection.

[EmotionCr4ve]

@DandymanMessiah You're mistaking your thumb for your penis again, aren't you? This is most unfortunate.

[DandymanMessiah]

@EmotionCr4ve For me or for you?

[fr3d420]

@DandymanMessiah I'm also gay, but I highly disagree when you say that "the best man is a gay man" Because I would think of all humans as equals. ---the more you know---

[DandymanMessiah]

@fr3d420 Spoiler: Gay means happy, but modern English bastardized it into "homosexual". Compare it with "fag" which started out as "cigarette". The more you know.

[nevertoooldforponys]

"It's as American as people being mugged in central park..." best line ever...

[BitterPoetMadman]

Amen to writers like you sir.

[bradyehler]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA



[zaengo]

shit neil were sorry dont start the attack

[gpalmer12345]

If you give a homeless person adequate money, this is what happens.

[nailin18]

Hear the man.

[SukhberS]

0:48

best part

[SoldierHawke]

This may be the greatest endorsement of all time. Well done Mr. G. GO ONION! :-D

[JarrydGothix]

Gaiman looks like he's making a slow transformation into Alan Moore.

[ficusali]

@JarrydGothix They're everywhere...its spreading, RUN! 

[robertbrewer]

I love you Neil Gaiman.

[moony239]

this cracked me up.  i love neil gaiman, but i never see him like this.

[pikachupirate]

Does anyone else think he sounds like a tenor version of Alan Rickman? Not because he's British... it's something about his voice.

[Volterator]

@pikachupirate Yeah for sure. I've always thought so.

[ackthet]

The two fucks who downvoted this video can like donkey sack.

[DementisVenustas]

@ackthet They were fapping so hard to him saying "I'm not fucking kidding" that their fingers slipped and hit the wrong button.

[jsol247]

Absolutely hilarious! Nearly fell out of my chair laughing.

[kmehl04]

Freaking hilarious, I love Neil :)

[MiHiVidz]

Well, that settles it for me.

NO PULITZER FOR THE ONION.

FUCK

NEIL

GAIMAN!

[ikenwan]

@MiHiVidz Sorry bud.

[Johnny123456789x]

Not only every word in this video is great, but he grows from having a normal face to that big-eyed stare which only unsettles you more.

[godfreyhowatchin]

hello. i'm neil gaiman, and as an englishman, let me tell you what is american

[SketchComedyCrew]

@godfreyhowatchin If Neil Gaiman told me bees eating strawberry jam off of a wild zebra 10,000 feet in the air was American, I would ask him how I could best incorporate it into my 4th of July celebration.

[LucidDivinity]

@godfreyhowatchin ...booooo.

[SecondMarlowe]

The Onion deserves a Pulitzer for many, many of its stories, but THE one that it deserves it most for was one they published just a short time after George W. Bush was elected: "Our Long National Nightmare of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over". It went on to say how George W. Bush was going to create at least ONE Iraq-sized war, and went into reasons that proved out not long afterwards.

Either the Onion had a time machine, or a lot of god-damned common sense. Either deserves a Pulitzer.

[pialphaomega]

0:47

[mandowarrior123]

Yeahh i'm really pissed off Neil Gaiman hasn't won a Pulitzer. Just because he writes better comic books than you! :P ahh I still cannot believe he and Terry Pratchett did a book together! best thing ever! Good Omens! (i met one of Gaiman's illustrators once!!)

I second that. Everyone in england wants The Onion to win a Pulitzer.

[TheStrangerInTheRye]

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[gsg0042]

Love it :) Keep doing what you do, Neil! :)

[crystalkid1302]

my brain just instantly went into an orgasmic trance.

and i'm a man.

and i'm proud.

[Canadian99999]

Darn. Didn't mean to have that post twice. Sorry folks.

[Canadian99999]

Man, Neil has aged!!!! Holy crap! I hardly recognized him! Anyway, funny bit, but I don't think it will help much and I don't think I agree with everyone going on and on about it. I think the Onion ought to win on it's own merits, not on blatant self-promotion, or various people lobbying the committee - it would cheapen any eventual win. I'm just sayin'...

[V2Blast]

@Canadian99999 You realize the Pulitzer "campaign" is clear satire, right? Have you seen the blatantly ridiculous videos the Onion's been putting out about it?

[AlexOnFyre]

@V2Blast Honest satire, though. I think they actually want one, and realize how silly it is, but nonetheless they just want one so goddamn badly.

[Canadian99999]

@V2Blast Yes, I know it's satire, but I think underneath, they all really DO want it to win the Pulitzer, and, what's more, I actually think it actually could win, if it were ever legitimately nominated (it's not that much of a stretch). Anyway, I agree - the campaign, in general, is good for a chuckle. But, it might not be the best long-term strategy. That's all I am saying.

[V2Blast]

@Canadian99999 I'm not sure they fall under any of the categories for the Pulitzer, anyway: en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Pulitzer_Prize#Catego­ries

[marishtar]

@V2Blast National Reporting, Feature Writing, Commentary, & Criticism look like that Onion could roughly fit into one.

[Canadian99999]

@marishtar Yeah, I think you're right - that's probably the best fit. Anyway, good luck to the Onion. It would make America pretty damn cool if the Onion won. LOL! :)

[Canadian99999]

Man, Neil has aged!!!! Holy crap! I hardly recognized him! Anyway, funny bit, but I don't think it will help much and I don't think I agree with everyone going on and on about it. I think the Onion ought to win on it's own merits, not on blatant self-promotion, or various people lobbying the committee - it would cheapen any eventual win. I'm just sayin'...

[xarukanox]

I think he's fucking kidding.

[TheOvitsky]

0:47

[marmacprod2004]

Does not marrying Amanda take care of this? Perhaps she can adopt you.

[marmacprod2004]

Does not marrying Amanda take care of this? Can she adopt you?

[littleweloosmom]

Boom! Pregnant.

[scuroangelo]

:D



[09tlawrence]

I love this man!!

[picknick21]

Woot! Go Neil!

[adult93]

Just watched the Ira one. This is great right after.

[crazyhaircut94]

Neil Gaiman swearing!? My childhood is ruined!

[namolija]

@crazyhaircut94 my childhood, on the other hand, is improved.

[crimsong19]

Neil is ... AMAZING!

- Jason

[TheInundation]

He's not fucking kidding, people...lol

[Deadmansparty2002]

Neil Gaiman just became my favorite author. :) He should totally get a Webby for this.

[thegreengeckoxD]

This is brilliant. Speaking from England, I can confirm every word.

[LufflesMrMercury]

I think angry Neil is even more adorable. How is this possible?!!!

[meiriona]

Ah, Neil.

The beard is impressive.

[KHLV]

Why would you want a Pullet Surprise? Can't you bake your own?

[ashsashsalfaldwn]

I love Neil so hard.

Really, though - The Onion should get a Pulitzer. They're fucking brilliant.

[ShimmeringGeode]

His accent grew more english as he became increasingly angry. Beyond Excellent.

[HilliyGadam]

I need to have him saying "I'm not fucking kidding" on a loop.

[Mythezza]

@HilliyGadam I need a sound clip of him saying that. I will make it my alarm tone on my phone.

[arulprasad]

@HilliyGadam Try this without the spaces:

infinitelooper . com /? v=7veM5_HGBFE&p=n#/47;50

[thirtyminuteslater]

@HilliyGadam 0:49

[ambermercerwarby]

@HilliyGadam No fucking kidding. I'd make it my txt alert. lol

[krlindsey1]

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Though, as an American, I'd have to become a conscientious objector so as not to bear arms against one of my favorite authors...

[BeadleBelfry]

I felt like he was going to start having tears of rage come...

...also, Keep the Beard.

[david552]

every last word of this is absolutely TRUE - sharpenin' ma yankee killin stick right now...

[silexame]

Freaky!

[scyllacat]

Neil, I still totally love you.

[ikillzlolcatz]

The Beard is lovely. ;D

[ncvtgirl]

LOL...thanks I needed to laugh today.

[creamaster]

keep the beard!

[ZachariasClub]

Great. War.

[princeroy]

FFFFFFFFFF- My...hero...

[BigBlueSpaceGoat]

Win