Re How to Talk to Women: the hoodie move

[keg77105]

good one!!

[pumpkin0core]

The instant I saw you unevening your draw strings, I wanted to hit you for doing it on purpose.

But then, I realized, it's genius.

[finchiphile]

It is my single greatest achievement. Im proud to share it w/ all mankind. Use it well.

[wholefnshow1]

can you do this move if you're a nigger?

[YourAFuckinDork]

@wholefnshow1

I lost a leg so you can have the freedom to say that. You're welcome.

[MakesNoSenceAtAll]

I think I've fallen for that before :/

[finchiphile]

It is quite powerful. Dare I say, irresistible.

[MakesNoSenceAtAll]

So true.

[ammd01]

You're a cutie. Have you ever thought of modeling?

[finchiphile]

lol. Yes. I do. I make model air planes all the time. You should see them. They're hanging from my ceiling right now.

[ammd01]

Ha =)

[letty225]

awesome.. i would probably be intrigued..

[finchiphile]

It's surprising how something so simple can be so interesting/conversation-start­ing/etc

[JackieIsLove]

dont be a bro, just say no. haha

the hoodie thing works. i've fallen for it.

[finchiphile]

the power of the hoodie move is endless

[clinkedylinkedy1]

haha wow, i have so fallen for that before.

[finchiphile]

it's like you dont even know what's going on. It's like ingrained in your genes or something: strings must be even.

[unfreez]

Haha awesome video, but seriously.. does the uneven strings do anything? :p

[finchiphile]

yes. swear to god. People will just grab and adjust them.

[xAlliebabax]

LOL xoxoxo

[finchiphile]

<33333333333333

[rxhannah]

Haha, you're like the Billy Mays of dating. Fantastic!

[finchiphile]

best. compliment. ever.

[maymaylingling]

Hmmm  maybe, I'll let you know if I catch myself doing it and prove your theory

[finchiphile]

It's scientific fact. You cannot stop yourself from doing it.

[wahwahpuddle]

hahahaha genius! subbed!

[finchiphile]

use it wisely, young grasshopper. I

[ianswertobob]

Haha. The uneven drawstrings will work EVERY TIME. XD

[finchiphile]

it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

[sammyenn]

Threasy. I'll just use that word. And the babes'll be all over me.

[finchiphile]

OooOOoooO. impressive. mind if i try it sometime?

[sammyenn]

I suggest yelling it in a movie theatre.

[finchiphile]

I like the way you think.

[devonb1990]

hahahaha Sick!. Now all i need is a hoodie.

[finchiphile]

You will not regret your hoodie purchase.

[SPAINISH0000MILKMAN]

radical dude!

[finchiphile]

it is. i hope it works as well for you as it has for me.

[SPAINISH0000MILKMAN]

yeah i guess il try it sometime

[finchiphile]

yaaay !

[KyleWebs]

..or maybe they talk to you cause all you do is stalk them till they have to say something. haha jkjk :p

[finchiphile]

hahahahha. maybe. Even so, still win.

[st08st08]

Youre a genius.

[finchiphile]

This is my greatest contribution to man. ever.

[moosetewb]

ohhhh, dan.

you get all dos ladies up dur in alaska. :P

[finchiphile]

yes. all 3 of them.

[drewilgenfritz]

awesome. i am totally wearing a hoodie tomorrow and testing your theory.

[finchiphile]

Yes. the hoodie move requires more testing if it is ever to go from scientific theory to fact.

[tiffanymondesir]

haha you DID do it!

i told you it was fabulous :)

[finchiphile]

the hoodie move is just too magic not to share w/ the world.

[TheyCallMePivot]

GENIUS! PURE GENIUS!

my special move is when girls order sweet tea I get the tea then instead of putting a straw in it I put a spoon. You're guaranteed a laugh and then its easy to start up a conversation after that. So ace.

[finchiphile]

oooo. that 's good! Now, I just need to get a job at a place that serves sweet tea.

[SurfnStacey]

Ha! You're so sneaky! I think I've fallen for that move a few times in the past! ;D

[finchiphile]

subtle and effective. hoodie move wins again !

[coldershold]

Haha, nice one.

I wouldnt ajust the strings because i'm into a guy, I'd ajust them because it's bothering me :)

[finchiphile]

still a win.

[ChristyFriedRice]

"she'll touch your strings" hahahahaha

xx

[finchiphile]

it'll leave you breathless.

[Abeautifullie17]

You're the best haha. You can also let your hood on your back but reversed so the girl want to put it the good way. That works. Or maybe that only works with me and i'm a maniac :/

[finchiphile]

wow. this will be tried tonight.

When you come to the states, avoid bro's at all cost.

You may be a maniac, but your a maniac w/ magic AND mojo. pretty much unstoppable.

[imzUnicorn]

Honestly, that DOES work.

[finchiphile]

You should test it out for chicks. Your life would be filled w/ more digimon men than you know what to do w/.

[superj0kes]

i don't know if i would ever offer to adjust a guy's string... however, my lack of babe status may have something to do with that.

[finchiphile]

hence the qualifier "pretty much." But it's surprising how many people do go for the strings--dudes and chicks alike.

[AndrewBravener]

Print that saying. Haha win.

[finchiphile]

I live my life by that saying. I ask, "What would a bro do?" Then, I do the opposite. pretty much always works.