How To Survive a Shark Attack

[MLGopposite]

i think you need to see a docter about those feet at 3:22

[jflower12]

GO DOLPHINS

[jaizelJ]

sharks don't mean to eat people they eat them o n accident because they look like food to a shark

[MKSurvivalfishing]

step one dont go into the water

step 2 if you see a shark give it a pokeman card with a female shark thing on it

step3 if all else fails get arnold schwartzanager to kill the shark with his terminator buddies

did you know that wounds bleed?

[Avaquet]

I thought sharks only bit to try u out but if u panic u may become a threat or something but stay calm and they might swim away

[MrFlamingpride]

Only 29 species of sharks are a threat to humans. And the only reason they attack humans is because they mistake splashing for the movements of an injured fish, an easy prey for sharks.

[Retroloveification]

.... Great whites don't like to harm or eat humans... Sometimes they bite because their,Hungry,DONT FUCKING SEE YOU AND THOUGHT YOUR CRUSTY FEET AS FISH!

[killer8479394]

@Moonfive6 wrong

-put shark in pool

- your fact is wrong.

[norskman69]

For some reason I want to watch Jaws now.

[rayfist352]

this might help you survive but thanks for the facts

[Jackson9797]

Turn down the music!!!

[Duderama1000Studios]

they forgot the last shark that attacks you unprovoked-- oceanic whitetip

[welovecupcakesandpie]

how to stop a shark attack

step 1 dont go in the ocean

step 2 if you still want to swim buy a pool

[PinoySk8tr783]

Step 1: Tell The Shark you Have STD's

[Kbvldz]

The only reason I watched this is because I just saw shark night

[jenspen68]

@Kbvldz The only reason i watched this is because i am FREAKING BORED!

[55robloxmaster]

0:10 look its jaws!

[epic39143]

I'll be sure to do this the next time i get attacked by monsters

[54321thedeathbed]

I am in the ocean right now and a shark is about to attack me. Ok I'll just swim back to the shore and watch this video on my phone. So simple!

[iXavierTV]

By Staying Calm they mean don't worry too much about a shark coming to eat you. -_-

[Marcied85]

ok ll stay calm! me:sits on lifeboard

shark:starts ataking

me:STAY CALM STAY CAL-

shak: *eats* yummy!

nice howcast.........

[puppetri]

careful if your near a river cause there are bullsharks there

[Lollipopss24xxx]

Screw this shit!!!! U JUST HIT THE THING IN THE EYE ALL DEAD!!!!

[MoonFive6]

Step one:watch jaws

Step 2:Be too scared to go to the beach water

Did you know sharks aren't found in pools?

[splashdream15]

Step 1: don't go to the water.

Did you know that sharks live in the water?

[chesssegirl2385]

This is so stupid Howcast,doesnt even give you advice who would stay calm with a shark and WTF when there is a shark you swim fast if you swim slow there gonna fuckin eat you!!YOU SUCK HOWCAST!!!!!!:(

[GpaulLoL]

"ur chances in being attcked by a shark are in 1 in 11.5 million" thts y i got attacked by a shark twice in one year -,-

[cheer56781]

Step 1: Move to Kansas

Step 2: Swim in a pool

Did you know howcast doesn't have any common sense?

[EdwardTheTechGeek]

Bikinis are ugly!

[hjthemaster]

step one: swim!

[commandorondo]

Bravery - Ebay

[commandorondo]

Where can I get bravery ?

[LittleMissNerd1000]

I wonder how Bethany Halmiton would react to this video

[MSRAlwaysFaithful]

@LittleMissNerd1000 i read that story. i think it was awesome

[Lightning2659]

It's JAWS!!!

[XDproductions212]

But what if its a megalodon shark, the biggest of all?

[Igoing2befamousstuff]

Hoecadt more vids like this there mor enjoyable

[Itoast3r]

Wow who would stay calm if a shark is attacking seriously howcast -.0

[MrKidFREAK]

@Itoast3r bear grylls did ...

[TheLeftiesrule]

@reddragon12345678910 correction: A group of dolphins can kill a shark. A single dolphin aginst most large species of sharks would get owned.

[reddragon12345678910]

did you know dolphins can easily kill sharks

[mulfu]

Step one: get rescued by dolphins

[GGL4l]

Don't punch the gills that only makes the situation worse!

[eddson11]

Step 1: throw a oxygen tank at the shark

Step 2: shoot the oxygen tank while yelling "Smile you son of a.."

Did you know? a container of highly compressed oxygen apparently does not explode whan bitten by a shark.

[xAznSinnage]

Thats clever, they first tell you, a shark attack is 1 in 11.000.000, then directly after they tell you dolphins rescued someone from a shark attack.

[MrUlug89]

MY BALLS ARE ITCHING

[nanocube101]

Seriously who would stay calm if a shark was trying to kill them?

[MsChipKoolAid]

okay your supposed SWIM AS Fast as you can

[MarcyBieber654]

If I were the one being attacked by a shark, I wouldn't be calm! I mean, sharks are huge! I would be panicking and be scared! I would try to hit it on the nose but it's above it's mouth!! Plus, (I mentioned this already) they are HUGE!

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

There's a reason why there are buoys around the swimming area. *.*

[cataclysmicnothing]

@goatshit23 It's illegal to hunt bunnies in Kansas... from motorboats.

[averyandelizabeth11]

Don't surf what's wrong with you I would be dead if I didn't surf

[Hamyyz]

Step1:Don't surf

[lanzerler07]

You will need:

1. A shark

2. A beach

[marupage83]

step 1: smile you son of a bitch (you know where i got that from)

[ashleydrew26]

Lol jk

[ashleydrew26]

Sharks aren't bad they just wanna eat your legs...

[thaweekoo1]

Step 1 : Move To Finland

[kevinrgoing]

Thanks howcast, now ill bring my computer next time i go to the beach

[VMKBrainyBoi]

You're not going to remember all this while you're being attacked or while you're saving someone who's being attacked...

[NativeGhost1]

I love the beach, and sharks dont bother you unless they are curious.

STEP 1: Just dont fuck with sharks easy

[1238carebear]

thumbz up if chur watchin this at the beach!:D

[ThePuppylove9]

1 live in the middle of your country, or where theres no water

2 if you r close to water just pray that your not emo(cut yourself) or that you dont have a period

[DarthUno]

step 1: live in sweden with no big sharks

step 2: isn't needed

[oceancreaturelover]

DOLPHINS ARE AWESOME!!!

[nike54254]

You know sharks get a bad rap.Lions,bears,and hippos kill more people then sharks a year.Sharks only attack if the smell blood or you swim wear look like a fish.Then don't even like human flash.

[FlubberFishZ]

Step 1:

Buy a gun

Step 2:

Kill the shark

[tingmarco1]

@FlubberFishZ the gun will cause a noise. attarcting othere sharks to attack you.

[YzziIzzy99]

Step 1: Live with Chuck Norris.

[peaceluvr26]

@YzziIzzy99 Because Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed.

[SuperLuvLPS]

@dinahmanatee well don't say it it's a bad word

[SuperLuvLPS]

@CPMackenzie really inside the ocean or on a boat? If it's in the ocean, that is so cool.

[mycats4]

Step 1: Stay out of ocean or if you see it coming to attack you, pop the shark in the nose

[Evilday0622]

I havent ceen this vidio yet but ........... do u c and kind of butts ??

[zuniga6412]

This reminds me of Bethany Hamilton.

[isaac161000]

@zuniga6412 i just watched that movie

[gangster4208]

Step 1 : kiss the shark

Did you know that water is yummy?

[ilovelegosyayXD76]

You will need: An underwater working gun.

Step 1: Shoot the shark with the gun when you see one attacking you.

Did you know/Sharks aren't that scary.

[uyaqoob1]

Yeh punch it

[supergangsta1998]

step 1  punch that muthafuka

[stefan98TH]

@supergangsta1998 LOL u made me LOL irl

[t90bt]

Step One: stay out of the sea

did u know that 99% shark attack occur in water

[MymemoryisRAM]

punching the shark may disorientate it, for a few seconds, this will make it more angry and come at you more aggressively.

[cantfiteveryheart]

BULLSHIT! You are more likely to get bit by a bull shark or tiger shark, bull!

[dtfdozer]

Haha this is how to surviva

Step 1 don't go in the ocean

[dungeono]

and how does the shark know who the rescuer is

[cobom21]

step one : pool



[TheJustinbffs]

Step 1: Don't swim in the ocean.

Step 2: If you just have to swim in the ocean, don't go surfing.

Step 3: If you don't want to surf but you still want to swim, don't go past the first 20 ft of water.

[TheMistaKilla]

Optional: Call Chief Brodey!



[BoomerangCardTricks]

step one: shuffle

step two: EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN

[rugrats9080]

@BoomerangCardTricks u r funny!sivecti

[MrRacerhacker]

get a knife

[SuperMarioFan007]

Step 1: get a gun

Step 2: shoot the fucking shark

[barbierainbowdash101]

i love you dolphins!!!!

[parkfilms1]

if i never need this info then why make this video!?

[SILENTSNAKE93]

The title is misleading... you know why? The video showed us How to AVOID a shark attack, it didnt show us how to survive one

[TheWerton1]

Step 1: FALCON PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE

Step 2: RIDE AWAY INTO SUNSET

[cassybear1100]

Step 1: stay out of the ocean

Did u know: fishes live in water :o

[theweatherchayz]

3 YouTube accounts got deleted

[ChA0t1XClan]

waoh don use this info, u wasted 2 minutes of my fuking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Harrypie07]

ummm

[theweatherchayz]

1) go when bleeding

2) get eaten

[CPMackenzie]

Yeah, because when I am in the ocean, I have Internet accses.

[Lasgati44]

i read in a magazine that more cocunuts kill people than sharks kill people.

[HIM666dark6light]

Step 1:Wear a shark's fin armor.

[azzaz691]

punch it thums up if you know where i got that

[sanoj275]

It is actually more risk that being KILLED by a DOG then being attacked by a shark.

[cookiecrumbs161]

one day, when a shark attacks me,i can say that howcast saved me ;)

[minkoize]

or just don't go into the water

[5471benl]

Cool

[SweetNightmares100]

0:16 That blodnie is too tan.

[yomamasofatguys]

Step 1. Just get your shotgun and shoot him in the eyes and kick his head

[Son0fBinladen]

Step 1: STAY OUT THE FUCKING OCEAN!

[TheBertonex19]

@Son0fBinladen Fun fact: Did you know Circles are Round :D

[Son0fBinladen]

@TheBertonex19 No i did not, thank you :)

[TheBertonex19]

@Son0fBinladen :D

[MrBoxman29]

@dinahmanatee i will have to agree

[gck86]

you eat me and i eat you

And i turns you to sharkfin soup.

Plus BBQ shark meat and shark salad

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

An angsty shark rubs its belly on the ocean floor? So a shark attacks people because of some raging boner?  O.o

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

Shark Watching this video: Huh.....I'm gonna do this opposite of this..... Good luck trying to escape me now bitch! >:3

[goatshit23]

step 1 : live in kansas

[Natman890]

@goatshit23 How to survive a tornado

[kenmigs12]

If the worst happends and shark begins attacking you

Try:Uppercut Hook Straight Neck Breaker Kick Backhand And Haymaker

[SRNF]

Dolphins : " Everybody gets one"

[TheNinimindfreak]

Ummmm dont worry wat about the soul surfer girlll

[tvgirl630]

Step 1: don't go to the beach Did you know that circles are round?

[pereduranofcourse]

Wasn't the "How to survive a bear attack" enough??

[ChristionGirl45]

Shark's scare the living day light's out of me one of my worst fear's is getting attacked by a shark especially after seeing Soul Surfer good thing I live no were near an ocean and we don't go to the beach that much<3 

[njs43]

so what this video is saying is wen im siting at home watching funny internet videos there is a chance i culd get attakt by a shark? wow. howcast has lots of untrue info.

[epicfail320]

obviously, the characters of shark night 3d didnt watch this

[Gerardsm101]

Sometimes a shark rolls it's eyes back to protect it from damage and hitting the nose isn't very effective

[EPiCxDwArF]

Step 1: kick it

Step 2: tiggle it

Step 3: stroke it

Step 4:It's now nice

Step 5: You now have a ride home...

[Tylerwaffleblue]

I got attacked by a shark and It felt like hell, but when I took off the towel a lifeguard gave me....... THERE WAS NO FRICKING BITE MARKS!, LOLOLOLOL, and it was a tiger shark

[2ninjas1blade]

step 1: Don't be that girl from soul surfer

[ToysNoiz]

Why am I watching this? I live in Utah.

[CHADE47lol]

@MrLiewkb yeah sharks do lose teeth but they will grow again pretty quick

[ljeonjko]

using a knife or any other sharp object, simply poke it around its nose or eyes

[Smashlikeapro124]

Step 1: Get a killer whale as a body guard.

[as0k0]

In our waters, Sharks should get a proper education on how to survive a shark poachers attack... :p

[dinahmanatee]

I got grounded cause i said shit

[MKDude6002]

Oh fuck I live close to a desert

[jaimesim1]

i was attacked by a shark but it still attack me i hit it in the eye and again again and again

[username111166]

1:11-1:14 FATALITY

[username111166]

That guy is black! He should taste like chicken to that tiny shark!

[eastsideswanger]

dolphins: U OWE ME HOE 1st OF THA MONTH!!!

shark: ??? 0_0

surfer: :D

[ninjagrl809]

i love the song what is it!!!!

[mamanettie]

I love dolphins :)

[SuperLucasRay]

You have a better chance winning the lottery then you do getting attacked by a shark.

[HelloPreety123]

yes i know dolphins protected this one girl I SAW IT ON TV WHEN I WAS 7!

[shootpark56]

dolphin's: lets get that bitch! shark: oh shit

[angel987643211]

@shootpark56 lol

[Dustin2010james]

@shootpark56 Well dolphins are just gay sharks

[shootpark56]

@Dustin2010james DON'T YOU SAY THAT!!!

[MrCopterdr]

eat the sark :P

[mkloyola]

Steo 1: swim in a swimming pool.

[kidkong584]

I got bit on the leg once by a nurse shark cause I accidentally stepped on it. Hurt like hell.

[daniwan3000]

Step 1: Get Chuck Norris

[Nicolettaax33]

@daniwan3000 ; CHUCK NORRIS IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!

[xx00ninja00xx]

woo go team dolphins yea!

[LastStand94]

Optional: not being in the water in the first

[JustBornToDie]

Yeah a BIG BAD SHARK wit Blood in his Mouth comes to ''BRRAAAHHH''

And they say that u have to calm down O_O

I think thats easyer to say then to make.

[nikiawesomeful]

Step 1: Don't surf, look like a seal, or just plain out stay out of the ocean!

P.S. 1:12-1:14 NINJA SKILLS!

[UtterlyNotSure]

*fighting shark while watching Howcast on my waterproof, floatable laptop with internet access*

[sightlesssamurai]

If you were in water, wouldn't it be hard to get a powerful hit on the shark?

[dinahmanatee]

Is anybody watching shark week

[FilmsForFerrets]

The music makes it hard ti understand what she's saying -.-

[dinahmanatee]

I've been attacked by a shark. I was seven. First word I said when I saw the shark: oh shit this fucking shark is gonna bite the crap out of me. I was grounded , even though my leg was bleeding to death. My dad is a bitch.

[BulletFMValentine3]

@dinahmanatee Thats really horrible :(

but if i was you id start going for the lottery, you have more chance of being attacked by a shark than winning the lottery, you have good odds! >_>

[bigyellowbanana123]

@dinahmanatee that's 13 words

[angel987643211]

@dinahmanatee lol

[lollypop081]

@dinahmanatee your daddy shouldn't have grounded you. Why did he grounded you anyway

[weirdpets]

@dinahmanatee OMG do u have lots of scars or was it not thet bad