Louis CK - 4 year old

[acidicfists]

this guy gives me the idea to try stand up at my school...but them id be droppin f bombs every 5 seconds

[bluejaywaay]

i like the way he says asshole..."asshoeeel"

[javelak2]

In 10 years, the daughter will discover FML.com, and post "Today, I found video's of my dad as a stand up comedian, talking about how much he could've damaged me with one punch. FML."

[chaosflar3]

Wow poor daughter, that's going to be embarassing when she's older, especially the last part! Pretty funny though

[maryamiscoolz]

hahahahahahaha

[jombress]

Back to Duck Vagina. In Hungary makes pig cod (srotum) or cock cod (srotum) stew with potato mash.

[einat1622]

I'm thinking about her 10-15 years from now, when her friends might find this video (maybe not on youtube, but somewhere over the internet).

[zaptaptwo]

i was gonna like this video, but that last part disturbed me...

[OwlyEagles]

@zaptaptwo called life deal with it.

[rogerfahrenheit]

i guess i know whos daughter is going to be a bit upset by seeing this in a couple of years :D

[retsaf1]

I wanna see the reaction his kids have when they hear this years later.

[TheFlyingAtheist]

His Daughter is going to look at him and be like... "Wow, thanks dad. No wonder mom divorced you."

[Imhomeless100]

Lol people that give this guy shit are retards this guy is a comedian and should do whatever he can to make people laugh and daaaamn he does a great fucking job lol

[xiaowangismydog]

This was hilarious, so happy I discovered Louis :)

[Zeikid]

lol when she grows up.....

[jen2738]

kinda messed up, i agree. but it made me lol real hard.

[FAB12UCB]

I think the last one crossed the line.

[jen2738]

@FAB12UCB What line?

[FAB12UCB]

@jen2738 4:14 The whole part

[FAB12UCB]

@jen2738 Line, I thought you said time.

When he said "She was spread eagle naked, pulling her vagina" WAY to far in my opinion.

[mk3900]

often quite funny, but sometimes crosses the line.

Should be checked for a personality disorder. Psychopath? The comedian NOT the daughter.

[keir193]

@mk3900 you are a moron. because he offends your delicate sensibilities he's a psychopath? this'll get you going;

You ever see a little 5 year old girl and just wanna abduct, rape, and murder her? haha yeah... raping kids and cutting their heads off.

[ninjajesus81]

@keir193 Stop talking about child abduction, rape, and murder. I'm getting sexually aroused.

[KrazieDaveGaming]

@ninjajesus81 lololol

[HelFKiernan]

@mk3900 are you fuckin' serious? ITS A JOKE! The whole POINT of comedy is to cross the line! Clearly you do not have to care for any children. they do that kinda shit, like all the time. they have no awareness of social norms and it's really AWKWARD for caretakers! So he spends all day humoring this kid, putting up with all the bullshit that is parenting, and at the end of the night he gets to go out and laugh about it with other ADULTS- good for him! 

[Goulak27]

She would be decimated. LoL

[masterthehate2]

Thumbs up for the daughter watching this video in 10 years.

[heatbucspies55]

@masterthehate2

That's why it's called shameless.

[MisterRedstone]

@masterthehate2 They will be complaining about 720p then, imagine what she would think when she sees 240p.

[nidaroon858]

i am 36 yr old surgeon and i sometimes smell my finger when i scratch my ass

[Frostyincave]

@nidaroon858 He wasn't complaining about her scratching her ass and sniffing her finger, he was complaining about her doing it in public in front of people.

[nidaroon858]

nak ukht binto hahaha

[newgarda]

imagine when her daughter finds this when she grows up

[08Annasia]

Her poor daughter is gonna so fucked up when she grows up

[weevilism]

I love this hideous man!

[ajamerlan]

21 people scratch their assholes and smell their fingers.

[blcdfblcdf]

I love how frank he is

[GroovingPict]

I just noticed that he holds the mic in a sort of odd way, and now I cant unnotice it...

[RickRomo]

I am huge fan of Louis CK.. he's inspired me to try stand up..

[chespiritusanto]

@RickRomo How did it go?

[Createzmusic]

@RickRomo IK I love him too, he inspired me to try to stand up, but then i got tired and sat back down.

[schmetterlink]

The more Louis CK talks about how much he hates his kids, the more you can tell he loves them.

[davidls11]

I am soooo glad we went the abortion route instead.

[andrew1haddad]

@davidls11 idiot. i hope your kidding, cause he is. unless you have a real reason other than being unprepared, your a real asshole for killing your child, but i dont care about you, i care about that person you killed

[davidls11]

@andrew1haddad Calm down. Here, have a piece of cake. :)

/watch?v=m71U2jJp09w

[bakejunt420]

@andrew1haddad This is not the place to bitch about abortion.

[NickRohla25]

ahh 240p my old nemisis

[TheInferno765]

I would ruin her head in one punch.

[milten09]

wtf little girls spread their vaginas out ? W T F ?????!!!1111oneone1111!!!

O.O

[RagnarokSharu]

@milten09 she will make someone a very happy man one day.

[usonline18]

The funny thing about this is that she's only 4 XD omg this guys is hilarious!!!!

[nastyburgers91]

18 people are bill.

[TheHouseOffice]

4:19 Best reaction take Ever.

[KingofFunk412]

This is my favorite stand up bit of all time, I think.

[sockondik12]

ohh man this guys kid is gonna have a rough high school/grammar school career once kids get wind of this guys standup

[TheHouseOffice]

@sockondik12 Serious psychological trauma.

[CapeetanMoe]

press 5 repeatedly its funny

[siemvandenberg]

@CapeetanMoe suck a bag of dicks

[jackahern1]

18 people wouldn't put their shoes on

[jimmyreyna4]

This guy sounds like me, scary funny!

[smushy2001]

She's 4!!! Is that the joke? 

[gablison]

im 20 and do that too... the ass scratching and vagina stretching! ;p

[PeterTheEvilBastard]

Nearly died at the vagina part... Dude... This man will die alone.

[mufc187]

You should hear Bernie Mac talking about his nieces and his "faggot" nephew. lol

[ronaldli5]

Is it wrong that i got a boner from what he said towards the end... ):

[WGMindless]

@ronaldli5 Very wrong...

Seriously, she's 4 years old.

[Rapatz100]

''She fucking sucks'' OMFG XDDDDD this guy is hilarious

[koch3256]

lol i love that "gingers have souls" video is recommended after this one

[StarcrossedPacific]

man I feel sorry for the girl when she gets older and her peers find this.

[CheeseSlip]

No bs, I laughed for about 10 minutes straight and nearly had an asthma attack ><"

[MikeMaestro757]

95% of what he said described my girl PERFECTLY. 3 YR old RED HEAD Girl.

[jakedewitt82]

ahhh... 240p, we meet again

[mudshark92]

Hooray for C.K. !!! This guy is the "Anti-Cosby" all the way!!!

[Erectoralporicy]

@mudshark92

Have you ever actually heard Cosby's stand-up? The man's stand-up is legendary. Louie CK is good, really fucking good. But he has nothing on Cosby.

[heatbucspies55]

Without all the kids material, he would still be a pretty good comic, but this stuff is what makes him the best.

[rendros88]

@heatbucspies55 He's not a comic. He's a comedian.

[bigcack48]

240p? i think you are over-estimating lol

[velvetkissesxoxox]

like father like daughter lol!

[neilkulp]

ive seen this bit a million times and i still cannot help but laugh out loud

[GeorgeOscarBluthIII]

@neilkulp It only has 180,000 views.

[neilkulp]

@GeorgeOscarBluthIII youre hilarious

[sidnomis1]

@GeorgeOscarBluthIII oh, dude... best comment i've seen in soooooo long!

[saintbeast24]

what is the name of this standup? i need it nao..

[newtron915]

Hilarious

[TheConradish]

he's so sexy ahhh

[LeGaminfly]

14 people don't have kids

[LWillRuleTheWorld]

I'm past laughing at this point. Laughter cannot describe my thoughts about this. Every time I want to laugh, I just scream. Seriously, I fucking scream. That's how funny this guy is.

[sorryibrokethetrees]

@LWillRuleTheWorld so true!!!!!

[xtremeskilzfrombirth]

alright, i remember when i was a kid i did that same shit. kids are curious about their private parts. it happens. its just a kid thing. relax. he's probably being honest about that and its fucking funny.

[JennyMarie1285]

I love this man!!

[MackDaddyOnTheTrack]

You can find a few videos of Louis being serious, and you can tell he his not only a good father, but a smart father.

[waliasaheb]

o my fucking god this is outrageously funny

[msstammy]

LOL deep asshole scratching

[S1lv3rblad3]

Half the population has a vagina, what's the problem with talking about them? Everyone has an asshole what's the problem with talking about them?

[Dobbs8816]

Like that was gunna be an awesome story. That you saw a fucking dog. Who gives a shit?!

[Ayinlolz]

Oh my god people.. Hes a fucking comedian. Relax.

[jedisquirrel93]

Your daughter is gonna be soooo pissed when she grows up XD

[Julinhaaaa2]

it's not funny

[54321vlogs]

@Julinhaaaa2 well then fuck your own ass

[Julinhaaaa2]

@54321vlogs it's not funny at all.

[SomeCrazyShit1]

I can't wait till his daughter grows up

[Amitai45]

Not gonna lie, that's some pretty sweet revenge. When his daughter grows up she's gonna know her dad made her embarrassing vagina habits common knowledge.

[Badass392]

I wonder what his wife thought about this.

[Spazek]

@Badass392 Louis CK got a divorce last year. There was speculation that it was partly because of his joke, "My wife and I have been married for 8 years now, so we're almost done."

[ilov3hotsaucexxx]

@Badass392 his wife doesn't have time to think. She's too busy making a sandwich.

[NyNNaitis]

and Im not saying he is not funny. He is but just not about inappropriate kid stuff.

[NyNNaitis]

People just don't understand the comedy aspect??? really? So he is a comedian. He talks about his own children and it is okay or it seems to be very funny as you can see ppl are laughing. BUT if you really think about it. If he is just some dude or just a friend of your and he talks about his 4 years old vagina open what would you think? funny? I think not. It is inappropriate and it is DEFINITELY NOT funny. Its a big different between telling joke about your kids and talk about kids vagina....

[1Kovik]

@NyNNaitis Your discomfort with the imagery of a stretched vagina or an itchy asshole doesn't make Louis C.K.'s act unfunny. Also, something being deemed inappropriate, even if by the entirety of society, does not make it unfunny.

Louis C.K. has stated many times that he doesn't care about how "you people on your high horses" feel about his comedy. If you don't like him, don't listen to him. The rest of us will continue to love his comedy, including the dirty stuff that makes you uncomfortable.

[NyNNaitis]

@1Kovik You obviously focusing on the negative. Im not sure if you can see my comment on top said " Im not saying he is not funny. He is...". It is just a personal opinion. What is it have to do with society? I am a mother with 2 kids and love comedy. This is not the first time I watched Louis CK. There is nothing wrong with me express my opinion. It just like when you go watch movie the viewer is the critic. You seem a bit uptight....

[Chanleen]

@NyNNaitis Dude, it's hilarious! I'd high five my friend cause i know it's a JOKE. Keep it in context, my friend. ;D

[mikeyfred1]

Reading Peoples posts and realizing people just don't understand the comedy aspect.....if your offended go download Steve Martins comedy then you can ROFL

[mikeyfred1]

Jim Norton laugh at 3seconds , then again at 3:19

[nobodylikesmonsters]

can't wait til his daughter grows up and watches this.

[spaceyard]

OMGGGGG, I JUST SPIT MY SKITTLES OUT!!! STRETCHING HER VAGINA OPEN, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, KIDS ARE WEIRD LIKE THAT!!!!! SMELLS HER ASS!!!!

[Fenrisulv987]

Ummm okay people. This guy is a comedian. The only thing he has to do to get paid is make people laugh. That's it. Do you think he honestly wants to kick his daughter? He says he does, but he doesn't. I can promise you that. His job is to make people laugh, and he achieves this by going to places that few comedians dare venture. Sigh.. his daughter will not hate him. He is not sadistic. I'm sure he's just an average loving father, who has achieved success and fame.

[joeratti]

i love how this guy is such a talented comedian that he uses his 4 year old as the butt of his jokes

[staar87]

Oh my god, i would so not say stuff like that about my daughter! She is going to HATE him when she grows up... The last thin he said blew my head off!

[bigglego]

@staar87 same here, i would never say things like that about my two young nieces

[Trox118]

Its just fucked up enough that I cant make myself laugh. Oh well I tried.

[maribro1]

did not like this at all.. why would someone say that about there young child.. a 4 yr old.. i can understand about teenagers.. cause they are.. but someone that young.. is not right..

[fanceybulletboy]

i wonder what his daughter would say after shes grows up lol

[Kristyannepeterpan]

and she's also a fucking asshole...XD

[laurenkiki]

@08jdattaway lolz sarcasm is understood xD im not much a girly girl in any way really :P

[rrtodd95]

I have two daughters as well and if this man ever opens his own church I will attend service regularly with my two stinky kids.

Literally everything in this sketch has happened to me and probably everyone out there with kids.

[Crawt788]

I would never fuckin hurt her.. but I wanna, I do

[TheAxecutioner]

I find this video very hard to masturbate to.

[laurenkiki]

when he was talking about how dirty his kid is i fuckin lost it xDDD

[movieuhguy]

is it bad that i still deep scratch my asshole and smell fingers afterwards? im 17 btw

[unoriginality1]

@movieuhguy u disgusting motherfucker.....btw im fucking eating nutella while reading your comment

[laurenkiki]

@movieuhguy im 16 and female n i do it (when noone is around of course) .... i never thought it was that bad of a thing to do.....

[Dattebayodude]

Hey FUCK you\1 <----Best Part lol!

[DIS848]

hahahaha

[skeletor1031]

lol his daughter's gonna hate him so much when she gets older

[maces5555]

ahahahahaha i love this guy

[DaveScott69]

"insert funny quote from the video I just saw" thumbs up.

[blklightning330]

@tophatstailcoats you are fucking sick. pedophilia is nothing to joke about.

[omgawdjoanna]

hahaaaahha

[yelloutnich777]

i love how the audience cheers when he calls his 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER A BITCH

[Zipzap220]

Am i the only one thinking that his girl is gonna have a real hard time getting a guy home when her dad says thing like this? lol

[07liberian]

"Deep Asshole Scratching" LOL

[blklightning330]

this guy is ridiculous. i don't know how you people can watch this and think that it's funny. this guy is a psycho and you're all fucked in the head.

[aaron4820]

@blklightning330 people like you make me laugh harder than his jokes, which is impressive because louis ck is funny. so thank you for your existence, it amuses me.

[salawasweet1989]

@blklightning330 you've probably already gotten ripped on by dozens of people but just incase you didnt know, i wanted to tell you that you are an idiot. Louis CK is a comedian, he is joking. Everyone gets frustrated at kids some times when you spend lots of time with them and he is simply exaggerating thoughts to make it funny! Get a clue dude!

[mgdivad]

You can't make a good skit without pissing people off. This was great because he gets honest with his personal life. A lot of you parents out there think the same thing but lie to yourselves and others and get offended..

[HideYoKidzHideYoWife]

see this is genius. when you can say something so totally fucking ridiculous and not just get away with it, but make people happy. this guy is so great

[amfs23]

my thoughts exactly!

[HollyJSinclair1]

sounds like a girl in my class

[TimeWarz]

I cannot wait until his daughter grows up and sees this.

[metallicakixtotalass]

@TimeWarz She hopefully won't have immense daddy issues and turn into a filthy hooker who does all the weird kinks none of the others will do... if her hygiene gets only worse from now haha

[jesuistropbonpourtoi]

@TimeWarz I want to see her reaction on youtube then

[gangrenouslimb]

She has no defensive skills! She fuckin sucks!

[xXMetalxFreakXx]

8 people dont like to put their shoes on

[SebastiaanXX]

Haha ass scratching rocks at 3:30 .

[NoviceCheffette]

my 2 year-old is exactly like this!

[teaukeri7]

"she would just be smiling at me.." ahahahah

[shortrocker13]

wow thats awsome

[spidermanstailor]

"nobody ever calls her on her bullshit!" I fucking love this dude.

[respectmyathority]

"She has no defensive skills, she fuckin sucks. She'd be like just smilin at me and BUURRRFFFHHHH" lololol

[griffenb]

I should feel guilty for laughing...but somehow I don't

[soMa3889]

i can see his daughter getting therapy in the future thanks to this clip lol

[besionishe]

@soMa3889 actually, two years later I heard him say that he does not have crappy kids, but is a crappy father and that he regrets saying the things he did.

[Los90]

The shoe bit is great, "We can't go because fucking Bill won't put on his shoes"

[thefriendsociety]

Holy shit that is damn

[smcglynn3]

i lvoe the kicking part ahahahahah i fucking died haahahahhhaha dooof haha kicking her hahahh louie ur the fucking man dude HILARIOUSSSS

[xcolonel]

so funny haha. can't wait till his kids see this when they're older hahaha

[Sinfuljenova]

Does he even have a 4 yo daughter.

[zamodiar]

pretty sure he does

[sarahclare]

yeah he has 2 daughters

[canucksfan94]

Yeah but she's not 4 anymore.

[YouthEnergy]

Just cause you can't beat up a 2 year old. Louis can beat up thousands of 2 year olds.

[chibicabbit]

This guy is hilarious and his jokes are so funny, but I can't help but feel sorry for his family. I can see why him and his wife divorced.. it is a bit harsh to use them as joke material to this degree, no matter how true and funny the stories are. I know I wouldn't like my dad telling everyone about the stupid things I did as a toddler... but still, as bad as I feel for his little girl, these jokes ring true for anyone who has been around young children and has seen their true colours.

[smcglynn3]

just enjoy the jokes everywhere parent goes through this one time in there life man... just enjoy louie for being louie because i fucking love him hes the best mannnnn GO LOU

[teaukeri7]

@chibicabbit i accidentally voted up on this. but i totally disagree, his kids will probably grow up & completely understand his role as a father as well as his career. it's comedy, not that serious.

[frownytown]

@chibicabbit It's COMEDY!!!! You pussy!

[yakitoriPB]

people....if you dont fucking understand COMEDY.....then gtfo....stop being a fucking whiner about jokes. Of course he isnt serious.....its COMEDY.