This guy is NOT kidding! He's giving thanks. Did you not here him quote the Bible? "In all things give thanks!" He is showing that Christians can have fun and that God wants us to have fun! What a great example of showing that contrary to the left and right coasts portrayal of all Christians and preachers, it is great to have fun and have a sense of humor. Yes, even when talking to God!
Boogity Boogity Boogity is a term Darrell Waltrip (Past NASCAR Champ and 85 Career Wins, now FOX Analyst) made famous when FOX started doing races. Like Keith Jackson (ABC Sports College Football ICON) and his famous "WHOA NELLIE!" or John Madden (CBS, FOX, ABC and NBC ICON) and his "Boom" and "THWAP". What PASTOR Joe did here was introduce Jesus to some and remind others. He tied it into their favorite sport. NASCAR is the only sport that I know of that Prayer is broadcast! AWESOME!
"But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."
And besides that, this prayer shows how far today's christians have actually gone from the origins of their beloved bible. Maybe if they actually read it they would know about things like what you have just mentioned.
And besides that, this prayer shows how far today's christians have actually gone from the origins of their beloved bible. Maybe if they actually read it they would know about things like what you have just mentioned.
I love it! Christians such as myself need to get real! Getting real means remembering things can be OKAY! We're supposed to have fun, be grateful for our family etc. Love it!!
Amen to that brother!Seriously,the guy loves his wife,obviously still thinks that she's hot after having 2 kids,so more power to him.It's so rare to find a man who views his wife as being anything besides a nag and a ball and chain that I'm thrilled to hear someone actually appreciate the lady in his life.It's very sweet.Maybe if more men were like this our divorce rate wouldn't be so high.Thanking God for the cars is a bit silly though,especially since CO2 is destroying the planet,but whatever.
no offense to Kasparian but i think being that she is on screen make her seem that more attractive than she actually is in reality. i dont think she'd be noticed at all for her looks if she was simply walking down the street
He's not a priest, he's a Baptist minister, or "pastor", as they like to say. Priests are Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Oriental Orthodox, Assyrian Churches of the East, and most Anglicans.
@trilobright Baptist like many Protestants believe in the priesthood of believers. While many may eschew the term, it is a core Baptist belief, so every Baptist could be called a priest. Peace to you.
In the context of the comment I was addressing it was obvious that they were mistakenly referring to him as a priest by ecclesiastical office, not in the sense of the priesthood of all believers.
@trilobright I hear you, and I am sure that Wittgenstein would support you. I am not disagreeing per se, although one could argue that the priesthood of believers means that believers are priests by ecclesiatical office, i.e., in a position of trust connected to the Church. Their "mistake" can be viewed as a greater truth; anyone with a heart for God can be a priest. After all, Christianity was founded by One Who gave beautifully unconventional interpretations to old teachings. Peace
Wow, people are so judgmental, I am a believer in god and as a christian......... I want to know where it says there is a specific way that you have to say a prayer. And quite honestly, I am almost ashamed to call myself a christian because of people like some that have ridiculous as comments VVVVVVVV. I am not one to push religion onto someone. If you believe great, if you don't then that's ok too. But weather you believe or not, always remember, Thou Shall Not Judge.. Food for thought.
@SFBBelmer Where does it say how to pray? In the Bible. Try reading it. Here, I'll help you out this time:
“Whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, because they love to pray while standing in synagogues and on street corners so that people can see them. Truly I say to you, they have their reward. But whenever you pray, go into your room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret. And your Father, who sees in secret, will reward you” (Matthew 6:5-6).
@CornFed1593 There shouldn't be a public prayer at such an event anyway, so him mocking it I see as a good thing. People should practice their religion in private.
Dank ya for da Dodges and da Toyotas and dank ya for viagra an ma smokin hot wife lord, I'm an ugly fat ass and she's just a praying to you oh lord, that I have a weak heart from eatin Micky D's ma whole life lord and I hear her prayin every nite before she gets her 10 o clock headache that I drop dead lord so she can take off with Fernando the muscle bound pool boy! Oh lord, hear ma prayer and gimme strength! Amen.
1) It was a 'joke' prayer, yes we are to give thanks for everything (that includes yes cars, relationships and yes, even nascar) but he was doing it in a humorous way.
2) Sin is why people worldwide suffer, this world is not perfect and you cannot blame God for that, he made the world perfect in every way and we messed it up. Just because you can tear apart and 'make a case' against Christianity from a comic prayer does not mean you've made a case against God.
@Jmonkey515 this is the most idiotic shit one could say. clearly the people who suffer are the biggest siners, yeah. not interested in further fundamentalistic, hatetalk. only the best kids get christmas presents from santa, i know, keep your eyes and mind closed as it works for you but don't bother others with your stories. bye
@brotmann86 Remind me where I said that people who suffer are the worse sinners. Remind and quote for me where I said anything that you claim I said. You can call me close minded and bigoted all you want but until you make a valid point you might as well not comment. The Bible says that the rain falls on the just and the unjust, Jesus says that if you follow him you will be persecuted. Clearly both Christians and un-Christians suffer, and that is clearly mentioned in the Bible
@Jmonkey515 i didn't even talk about christianity in my first comment, u said it where sins why the world suffers, but clearly the people who are in the worst positions and suffer in third world countries are in this position because of the people who in western countries make the sinful decisions but not have to deal with the consequences. the sinners live happily and rich while feeding fox news to the people to get their votes
1) NEVER did I claim that people suffer due to sin, I said the entire world is now in suffering due to sin. 3rd world countries do not suffer because they have more sin, that is absurd. You can sit there and preach your conspiracies all you want and make fun of 'evil conservatives' but I tell you right now that conservatives are not the problem.
@Jmonkey515 i know what "conservatives" tell people allover the world, no matter what their religion is plus that the politicians they vote for allways do the best deals with wars,dictators,weapons just as it always was the way religion got money and power .cant argue with you as there is no reasoning with people who believe in something unreasonable. after that "what a gay comment", i dont feel the need to let the way i "know" sound nice
@brotmann86 Just because you believe that conservatives are evil and that believing in God is unreasonable means nothing, you can believe all you want. You can look at conservative policies and demonize them all you like but if you look at what we did for say...the cold war and you actually study that you'd be thanking our policies. As for the belief in God, it is unreasonable NOT to believe in God for God is the cause of all things, w/o God you have self causation which is impossible.
@Jmonkey515 conservs do anything but the teachings of jesus, this is the biggest problem with'em.
and yes of course, because people don't understand how the universe is created the only logical thing is that there is god, just like the earth is flat because we don't fall off of it. believe what u want, i dont care if u believe in vampires, santa clause or god, but don't use your faith to "explain" why things are as they are. which, again, i wasn't even talking about in my first comment.
@Jmonkey515 If God is omniscient how can he create something to which he cannot see all outcomes? He created man and gave him free will but God has to know what choices every person will make before they make them even before he created Adam. Its the old problem of "If God is omnipotent can he create a rock so heavy even he cant lift it?" Either answer yes or no means he has limits to what he can do and is not omnipotent.
@Farf420 The rock question is called a pseudo statement, omnipotent means not that he can do everything, but that he can do anything that is possible. No God cannot create a rock so big that he cannot lift it because you are comparing an infinite power vs. another one, there is NO comparison. That point is invalid and makes NO sense. Just because humans skrew up does not mean it is Gods fault, I believe that God knows what we will do in life but that doesn't mean that he makes us do it.
@Jmonkey515 So you agree that God knows what we will do and that he created everything already knowing all the outcomes? So how can he not be at fault when he created the entire circumstance? This is just irrational. If a programmer writes a code that creates an artificial intelligence and then the AI (like in Terminator) kills all of man kind, is the programmer not at fault? By your logic he isn't. At least the programmer cant see the future like your God supposedly can.
@brotmann86 like Kinison said, "You live in a f'ing desert, nothing grows here". God does for us what we can't do for ourselves but he won't do for us what we can do for ourselves. Maybe starving Africans should move to more fertile soil.
ahh its such a good time to suck the dicks of these major corp. ahh what a great fun time. so much fun. fun times. this episode was run to try and make light of sell outs sucking the dicks of corp so that they could pave the way for their future prostitution. i say i say i say can i get an amen? and the this guy quit msnbc because he is a man of principle who doesnt let others dictate to him what to say or how to act or think? ya right. BRING ON THE PROMO ADS WHORES!!!
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Love you Cenk....I have always really enjoyed your straight forward, no holds barred, approach to the BS that goes on every minute in DC.. So glad I can be part of your fun here! Keep on being yourself. We love it!
Matthew 6:5. "When you pray, don't be like the hypocrites who love to pray publicly on street corners and in the synagogues where everyone can see them. I tell you the truth, that is all the reward they will ever get.
Ya thanks god for all of these tires, engines, racetrack, and other equipment, that we humans took time and energy to study, develop, and manufacture. Thank god indeed...
Uh Cenk is Atheist people that's why he says this. -.- dumbasses besides this pastor is badass I was cracking up like crazy when he said his "smokin hot wife"
Thats an insult to God your not supposed to pray for these things if he had a true relationship with God he wouldnt done that. Prayers are not supposed to be funny its about pooring your heart out to God.
What's the big fucking deal? He's thanking Jesus and God for shit he likes, what's wrong with that? I'm an atheist, and I think it's great that he's having fun with life.
Oh great a religious redneck giving thanks to the lord during a NASCAR day. That's like saying,a Japanese person killing themselves for not going in to a college of their choice.
That "prayer" is an extreme insult to Biblical Christainity. Unreal.
another self deluded "believer". He needs to read his Bible and great writers of the past such as John Bunyan, Spurgeon, Jonathan Edwards, Wesley etc...or the present John Piper or RC Sproul and find out what a true Christian is.
The buggedy buggedy jesus he prays to is NOT the God of the Bible.
@oldsycamoretree It's a joke, it's all in the spirit of race day, and you'd be able to see that if you're head wasn't so far up your own ass that it's just too dark.
There are so many things to be offended about this it's not funny. The fact that they pray at a public event if offensive. As an engineering student, it is offensive that he is thanking god for something made exclusively by humans. And even if i was a christian i would offended that he was saying such a ridiculous prayer.
@joshie92 NASCAR isn't a public event. It's not funded with taxpayer money. They can pray to whoever they want. You might have an argument about him thanking god for the technology, but I mean really, it's just a joke. The only reason I can think of this being offensive is to Christians. Christians -should- be offended about this, and their magic book even says to kill people who joke like this. Fortunately, most Christians don't take their religion too seriously. We need more of this guy...
@hanksnow82 Actually, my arse or "ass" as you yanks spell it, is a part of my body, whereas a hole in the ground is what you call the space created when you remove dirt to form a cavity in the earth. Also, could you please explain how your second comment means the same thing as your first one?
@hanksnow82 Hahahahaha typical example of the arrogance of some Americans. You really think a person is not important because they happen to live in a different country to you? People like you are the ones who make the rest of the world hate America.
@hanksnow82 You seem like an angry person btw, I was just expressing my opinion about how absurd religion is in your country, and that makes you want to insult me for reason. Maybe your just stressed cos your country is so fucked up, but you might want to do something about that or you'll end up with no friends :)
@hanksnow82 No, rednecks are the lowest of the low. Why? You're the best example of that redneck scumbag. Pinoy is a people of a country and generalizing them is plain stupid or racism. While redneck is not about color, its the lack of braincells of certain people in the land of the 'brave' (NOT), which you perfectly illustrated in your stupid comment. Fukkin pwnd! BTW, I'm even gonna check your youtube account, that's for the weak!
@Manuellaborer so rednecks are the lowest of the low? the people you call rednecks grow crops and work harder than any one i know. we live off of the small things in life. i know rednecks that have more money then they fuckin need. so dont call of us the lowest of the low when its a lifestyle you obviously dont understand and wont make it in
@SCryder07 "Rednecks are 10 times more advanced then a pinoy... Thank good for your country or we would have a shortage of maids here . lol" You're soooo redneck! Why don't you get dressed and go Wallmart-shopping,and don't forget to bring your Pinoy maid with you. Whose gonna your count your change?
its boogity boogity boogity not boogity boogity boo or skittledy do they say it at the start of races. learn your nascar
TheArcticSledder 2 weeks ago
"This great track"
You mean the track that's just a complete circle?
BigDogJang0 1 month ago
Why they are crying???
gocountry1391 1 month ago
Wtf is a Turk?
TheWannabepopo 1 month ago
@TheWannabepopo Someone from Turkey -.-
HaydenBeckettLolz 1 month ago
This guy is NOT kidding! He's giving thanks. Did you not here him quote the Bible? "In all things give thanks!" He is showing that Christians can have fun and that God wants us to have fun! What a great example of showing that contrary to the left and right coasts portrayal of all Christians and preachers, it is great to have fun and have a sense of humor. Yes, even when talking to God!
christxn 2 months ago 4
thank you for nuclear bombs.
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I vote for Michelle Bachmann & in return she sends me to fight and probably get killed for Israel.
No thanks
Stevie68000 2 months ago
I used to be an atheist, but this dude converted me
WOOHOJEHA 2 months ago 16
wtf lol
doctacos1 2 months ago
Boogity Boogity Boogity is a term Darrell Waltrip (Past NASCAR Champ and 85 Career Wins, now FOX Analyst) made famous when FOX started doing races. Like Keith Jackson (ABC Sports College Football ICON) and his famous "WHOA NELLIE!" or John Madden (CBS, FOX, ABC and NBC ICON) and his "Boom" and "THWAP". What PASTOR Joe did here was introduce Jesus to some and remind others. He tied it into their favorite sport. NASCAR is the only sport that I know of that Prayer is broadcast! AWESOME!
ScottWill73 4 months ago
Best subtitles ever on this. turn it on
RevDannySlasher 5 months ago
thumbs up if you came from songify this
gtaflix 5 months ago
Nascar is stupid.
cookiecuttershark 5 months ago
i LOVE this!
carledwardsgirl99 5 months ago
God sure does bless white people
07Vikash 5 months ago 6
They should force these idiots to make their cars 100% safe that way people would stop going just to see crashes...
leegeorgeson 6 months ago
this guy is nuts....
ALKAIDAkiller123 6 months ago
You guys wanna know what's really funny about this prayer (& every other group prayer)?
New International Version (©1984)
"But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."
LOL
SSJ2UMRaijinGohan 6 months ago
@SSJ2UMRaijinGohan Yes! thank you for saying this!
And besides that, this prayer shows how far today's christians have actually gone from the origins of their beloved bible. Maybe if they actually read it they would know about things like what you have just mentioned.
cookiecuttershark 5 months ago
@SSJ2UMRaijinGohan Yes! thank you for saying this!
And besides that, this prayer shows how far today's christians have actually gone from the origins of their beloved bible. Maybe if they actually read it they would know about things like what you have just mentioned.
cookiecuttershark 5 months ago
those subs gave me a headache..
Madhofd 6 months ago
Boogity, Boogity, AMEN!
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Stevie68000 6 months ago
that is a beautiful prayer. Thanking god in detail, and off of the top of his head. I love this vid
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Stevie68000 6 months ago
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honeysis1 6 months ago
I love it! Christians such as myself need to get real! Getting real means remembering things can be OKAY! We're supposed to have fun, be grateful for our family etc. Love it!!
dav8d777 6 months ago
His wife aint smoking hot. Google it.
ThebanPhalanx 7 months ago
Christians are retarted..
meerkatman22 7 months ago
meanwhile in africa .........
kuggle7 7 months ago
I am English and am really shocked that there are prayers before the race
--- that would never happen in the UK!
kennyinliverpool 7 months ago
bet you guys are looking at my name and doble thinking
theatheistpreacher 7 months ago
Tyt commercials FTW
916superman22 7 months ago
That's EXACTLY like the line from Talladega Nights! And same context too!!!! :D
kafcin 7 months ago
I didint see any wife
PennyWisee14 7 months ago
he is a disgrace these news pple are rite behind him
candy42069able 7 months ago
Amen to that brother!Seriously,the guy loves his wife,obviously still thinks that she's hot after having 2 kids,so more power to him.It's so rare to find a man who views his wife as being anything besides a nag and a ball and chain that I'm thrilled to hear someone actually appreciate the lady in his life.It's very sweet.Maybe if more men were like this our divorce rate wouldn't be so high.Thanking God for the cars is a bit silly though,especially since CO2 is destroying the planet,but whatever.
elzakrasz 7 months ago
Whenever I see someone practicing religion in a public place nowadays, it always seems like it's a fat, white guy...
dhshrh2 7 months ago
Lolno. Spinal fluid....
/facepalm
dhshrh2 7 months ago
I think you mean brain fluid......
Awesome prayer! Great to see you can believe and still have a sense of humor once in a while, like me.
PneumaticTire 7 months ago
All of the sudden, I got this really strong urge to beat my head against a brick wall until spinal fluid leaks out of my ear canal….
rangernitrostratos 7 months ago
Absolute sacrilege, but typical Baptist. No he wasn't kidding he's just another typical idiot. Prayer is not to be entertaining!!!!
judo1088 7 months ago
Absolute sacrilege, but typical Baptist. No he wasn't kidding he's just another typical idiot.
judo1088 7 months ago
Bahahahaha(: My hot smokin' wife! This guy is Funnay!! :)
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Stevie68000 7 months ago
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Hey pastor, what happened to "Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness [Lie]"?
(I had to look that up)
racefan32 7 months ago
ha ha this is Hilarious if u watch 1:12 you will laugh out loud! bugudy bugudy bugudy
queenofcheerleading 7 months ago
no offense to Kasparian but i think being that she is on screen make her seem that more attractive than she actually is in reality. i dont think she'd be noticed at all for her looks if she was simply walking down the street
fomiz 7 months ago
He's not a priest, he's a Baptist minister, or "pastor", as they like to say. Priests are Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Oriental Orthodox, Assyrian Churches of the East, and most Anglicans.
trilobright 7 months ago
@trilobright Baptist like many Protestants believe in the priesthood of believers. While many may eschew the term, it is a core Baptist belief, so every Baptist could be called a priest. Peace to you.
furusaogoge 7 months ago
@trilobright The priesthood of believers was something Martin Luther preached that Baptists adopted. Peace.
furusaogoge 7 months ago
@furusaogoge
In the context of the comment I was addressing it was obvious that they were mistakenly referring to him as a priest by ecclesiastical office, not in the sense of the priesthood of all believers.
trilobright 7 months ago
@trilobright I hear you, and I am sure that Wittgenstein would support you. I am not disagreeing per se, although one could argue that the priesthood of believers means that believers are priests by ecclesiatical office, i.e., in a position of trust connected to the Church. Their "mistake" can be viewed as a greater truth; anyone with a heart for God can be a priest. After all, Christianity was founded by One Who gave beautifully unconventional interpretations to old teachings. Peace
furusaogoge 7 months ago
RICKY BOBBY !
Senni7 7 months ago
Fake-assed Ricky Bobby.
jokercard216 7 months ago 2
Wow, people are so judgmental, I am a believer in god and as a christian......... I want to know where it says there is a specific way that you have to say a prayer. And quite honestly, I am almost ashamed to call myself a christian because of people like some that have ridiculous as comments VVVVVVVV. I am not one to push religion onto someone. If you believe great, if you don't then that's ok too. But weather you believe or not, always remember, Thou Shall Not Judge.. Food for thought.
SFBBelmer 7 months ago
@SFBBelmer Where does it say how to pray? In the Bible. Try reading it. Here, I'll help you out this time:
“Whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, because they love to pray while standing in synagogues and on street corners so that people can see them. Truly I say to you, they have their reward. But whenever you pray, go into your room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret. And your Father, who sees in secret, will reward you” (Matthew 6:5-6).
crankysaint 7 months ago
This is total blasphemy..he should be ashamed to be saying a "prayer" like that..and in no way should anyone "joke" about prayers, he is a mocker.
CornFed1593 7 months ago
@CornFed1593 There shouldn't be a public prayer at such an event anyway, so him mocking it I see as a good thing. People should practice their religion in private.
WilbertK13 7 months ago
That accent is like a beehive next to my eardrum -__- I would not be grateful to be born there and talk like that.
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Stevie68000 7 months ago
Gotta love rednecks.
Atheistprimate 7 months ago
#EpicPrayer!!!!
jlw0220 7 months ago
RIKKY BOBBY!!
Drew1355 7 months ago
"thank God for my smoking hot wife that also doubles as my 1st cousin"
tribukaribe 7 months ago
Why the fuck are they even praying before a sports event.. fucking hicks.
livardo 7 months ago
That was exactly like the prayer in taladega nights
redice1024 7 months ago 13
faggots
16strapist 7 months ago
Dank ya for da Dodges and da Toyotas and dank ya for viagra an ma smokin hot wife lord, I'm an ugly fat ass and she's just a praying to you oh lord, that I have a weak heart from eatin Micky D's ma whole life lord and I hear her prayin every nite before she gets her 10 o clock headache that I drop dead lord so she can take off with Fernando the muscle bound pool boy! Oh lord, hear ma prayer and gimme strength! Amen.
mrselfdestruct23 7 months ago
I was surprised that Cenk didn't mention the movie that the funniest parts of the prayer comes from!... love the hot wife!
MrGBrooks9 7 months ago
@MrGBrooks9 EXACTLY! It was a Ricky Bobby prayer!!
elfielvr 7 months ago
Ricky Bobby!
CHAOSoriginal 7 months ago
well if the lord was busy creating dodges and toyotas and finding this man a smokin wife i understand why millions of people in africa are suffering
brotmann86 7 months ago 70
@brotmann86 God's American and he doesn't give a fuck about Africa either .
hanksnow82 7 months ago
@hanksnow82 lol if thats the case, but why toyotas too :D
brotmann86 7 months ago
@brotmann86 Toyota Canrys are made in Kentucky .
hanksnow82 7 months ago
@brotmann86 what a gay comment.
jthornton17 7 months ago
@jthornton17 what a smart comment.
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@brotmann86 god hates black people
johnd5547 7 months ago
@brotmann86
1) It was a 'joke' prayer, yes we are to give thanks for everything (that includes yes cars, relationships and yes, even nascar) but he was doing it in a humorous way.
2) Sin is why people worldwide suffer, this world is not perfect and you cannot blame God for that, he made the world perfect in every way and we messed it up. Just because you can tear apart and 'make a case' against Christianity from a comic prayer does not mean you've made a case against God.
Jmonkey515 7 months ago
@Jmonkey515 this is the most idiotic shit one could say. clearly the people who suffer are the biggest siners, yeah. not interested in further fundamentalistic, hatetalk. only the best kids get christmas presents from santa, i know, keep your eyes and mind closed as it works for you but don't bother others with your stories. bye
brotmann86 7 months ago
@brotmann86 Remind me where I said that people who suffer are the worse sinners. Remind and quote for me where I said anything that you claim I said. You can call me close minded and bigoted all you want but until you make a valid point you might as well not comment. The Bible says that the rain falls on the just and the unjust, Jesus says that if you follow him you will be persecuted. Clearly both Christians and un-Christians suffer, and that is clearly mentioned in the Bible
Jmonkey515 7 months ago
@Jmonkey515 i didn't even talk about christianity in my first comment, u said it where sins why the world suffers, but clearly the people who are in the worst positions and suffer in third world countries are in this position because of the people who in western countries make the sinful decisions but not have to deal with the consequences. the sinners live happily and rich while feeding fox news to the people to get their votes
brotmann86 7 months ago
@brotmann86 What in the world?!
1) NEVER did I claim that people suffer due to sin, I said the entire world is now in suffering due to sin. 3rd world countries do not suffer because they have more sin, that is absurd. You can sit there and preach your conspiracies all you want and make fun of 'evil conservatives' but I tell you right now that conservatives are not the problem.
Jmonkey515 7 months ago
@Jmonkey515 i know what "conservatives" tell people allover the world, no matter what their religion is plus that the politicians they vote for allways do the best deals with wars,dictators,weapons just as it always was the way religion got money and power .cant argue with you as there is no reasoning with people who believe in something unreasonable. after that "what a gay comment", i dont feel the need to let the way i "know" sound nice
brotmann86 7 months ago
@brotmann86 Just because you believe that conservatives are evil and that believing in God is unreasonable means nothing, you can believe all you want. You can look at conservative policies and demonize them all you like but if you look at what we did for say...the cold war and you actually study that you'd be thanking our policies. As for the belief in God, it is unreasonable NOT to believe in God for God is the cause of all things, w/o God you have self causation which is impossible.
Jmonkey515 7 months ago
@Jmonkey515 conservs do anything but the teachings of jesus, this is the biggest problem with'em.
and yes of course, because people don't understand how the universe is created the only logical thing is that there is god, just like the earth is flat because we don't fall off of it. believe what u want, i dont care if u believe in vampires, santa clause or god, but don't use your faith to "explain" why things are as they are. which, again, i wasn't even talking about in my first comment.
brotmann86 7 months ago
@Jmonkey515 "w/o God you have self causation which is impossible." who or what was there before god? what or who caused "god"?
brotmann86 7 months ago
@Jmonkey515 If God is omniscient how can he create something to which he cannot see all outcomes? He created man and gave him free will but God has to know what choices every person will make before they make them even before he created Adam. Its the old problem of "If God is omnipotent can he create a rock so heavy even he cant lift it?" Either answer yes or no means he has limits to what he can do and is not omnipotent.
Farf420 7 months ago
@Farf420 The rock question is called a pseudo statement, omnipotent means not that he can do everything, but that he can do anything that is possible. No God cannot create a rock so big that he cannot lift it because you are comparing an infinite power vs. another one, there is NO comparison. That point is invalid and makes NO sense. Just because humans skrew up does not mean it is Gods fault, I believe that God knows what we will do in life but that doesn't mean that he makes us do it.
Jmonkey515 7 months ago
@Jmonkey515 So you agree that God knows what we will do and that he created everything already knowing all the outcomes? So how can he not be at fault when he created the entire circumstance? This is just irrational. If a programmer writes a code that creates an artificial intelligence and then the AI (like in Terminator) kills all of man kind, is the programmer not at fault? By your logic he isn't. At least the programmer cant see the future like your God supposedly can.
Farf420 7 months ago
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Farf420 7 months ago
@brotmann86 ur right
trishajamie 7 months ago
@brotmann86 like Kinison said, "You live in a f'ing desert, nothing grows here". God does for us what we can't do for ourselves but he won't do for us what we can do for ourselves. Maybe starving Africans should move to more fertile soil.
ScottWill73 4 months ago
@ScottWill73 omg
brotmann86 4 months ago
Product Placement in Prayers!!
Just what Jesus ordered for the Capitalist Christians.
RBLA818 7 months ago
ahh its such a good time to suck the dicks of these major corp. ahh what a great fun time. so much fun. fun times. this episode was run to try and make light of sell outs sucking the dicks of corp so that they could pave the way for their future prostitution. i say i say i say can i get an amen? and the this guy quit msnbc because he is a man of principle who doesnt let others dictate to him what to say or how to act or think? ya right. BRING ON THE PROMO ADS WHORES!!!
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TheENTERRAPTURE17 7 months ago
@gotitans999 he made us so in a way he made those stuff
geebusable 7 months ago
It was great because he left politics out of it and made it fun..
govhater4 7 months ago
Love you Cenk....I have always really enjoyed your straight forward, no holds barred, approach to the BS that goes on every minute in DC.. So glad I can be part of your fun here! Keep on being yourself. We love it!
MrsBabos 7 months ago
Matthew 6:5. "When you pray, don't be like the hypocrites who love to pray publicly on street corners and in the synagogues where everyone can see them. I tell you the truth, that is all the reward they will ever get.
ScrewFoxNews 7 months ago
Is this supposed to be news?
LetsTalkPolitix 7 months ago
hey. it's that creepy dude who loves hannah minx
MrRadzap 7 months ago
he was sooo beggin to be autotuned
xxCHRIBxx 7 months ago
Ya thanks god for all of these tires, engines, racetrack, and other equipment, that we humans took time and energy to study, develop, and manufacture. Thank god indeed...
gotitans999 7 months ago
Uh Cenk is Atheist people that's why he says this. -.- dumbasses besides this pastor is badass I was cracking up like crazy when he said his "smokin hot wife"
wiccan911 7 months ago
@oldcamoretree AMEN if he had a true relationship with Jesus he wouldnt have made fun of prayer and thats mocking God
MrPeachlover 7 months ago
Thats an insult to God your not supposed to pray for these things if he had a true relationship with God he wouldnt done that. Prayers are not supposed to be funny its about pooring your heart out to God.
MrPeachlover 7 months ago
@MrPeachlover fuck off
charlytherider 7 months ago
What's the big fucking deal? He's thanking Jesus and God for shit he likes, what's wrong with that? I'm an atheist, and I think it's great that he's having fun with life.
PzownedProductions 7 months ago
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someonelookingout 7 months ago 2
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why is it whenever an attractive woman gets on a show, some cunt has to make comments like this to scare them away?
GoblinsnHobbits 7 months ago
@someonelookingout Of course! Wasn't that what the video was about? I didn't catch anything else.
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What a bunch of fucktards!
lordsohrab 7 months ago
schmoyoho brought me here.
CanadianDH 7 months ago 14
Oh great a religious redneck giving thanks to the lord during a NASCAR day. That's like saying,a Japanese person killing themselves for not going in to a college of their choice.
98bigbutt 7 months ago
come on BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY! ITS NASCAR!
kylerowdybusch 7 months ago
GO NASCAR!
kylerowdybusch 7 months ago
That "prayer" is an extreme insult to Biblical Christainity. Unreal.
another self deluded "believer". He needs to read his Bible and great writers of the past such as John Bunyan, Spurgeon, Jonathan Edwards, Wesley etc...or the present John Piper or RC Sproul and find out what a true Christian is.
The buggedy buggedy jesus he prays to is NOT the God of the Bible.
How any Pastor can defend this is beyond me.
oldsycamoretree 7 months ago
@oldsycamoretree
I've read the Bible (or most of it anyway) and nowhere does it say "Thou shalt not have a sense of humor." Or for that matter, a smokin' hot wife.
I'll bet you if Jesus had been sitting on the back straightaway of that track, he'd have cracked a big ol' smile :)
ericynot 7 months ago
@oldsycamoretree It's a joke, it's all in the spirit of race day, and you'd be able to see that if you're head wasn't so far up your own ass that it's just too dark.
65galaxie500man 7 months ago
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ericynot 7 months ago
It's like when Ricky Bobby says grace in Talladega Nights!
giansideros 7 months ago
SHE WUZ WALKIN WIT A LIMP!
m1st3rlak3 7 months ago
That was great. LOLOL
rundatrack 7 months ago
Thank you for all the SCIENCE which was used to make all these technologies!
Adjei88 7 months ago
' religion began when the first conman met the first fool ' but i don't no which one this pastor is lollool
MrStewart149 7 months ago
Hilarious!
TheIndependentView2 7 months ago
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Fucking disgusting. I think this sums up the level of seriousness thier prayers deserve.
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Stevie68000 7 months ago
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Stevie68000 7 months ago
@Humaninsoul i'm not a theistic guy but i like it!
reg12269 7 months ago
Toy Yo Tahs?
vektork 7 months ago
Banjos. I hear banjos.
ChipArgyle 7 months ago
she probably polished him off before the race
underballbutter 7 months ago
@underballbutter i love ana's smoking hot t-shirts and lowcut tops!
reg12269 7 months ago
To be fair that prayer was honest, those are the things that he's thankful for and he's not being pretentious.
CmdrTobs 7 months ago
shit like this makes me embarrassed to be an american.
wessiderider187 7 months ago
@wessiderider187 Trust me when i say most Americans will be more then embarrassed by a communist sympathiser loser like you .
hanksnow82 7 months ago
@hanksnow82 enjoy having sex with your sister/wife asshole.
wessiderider187 7 months ago
Where's the thanks to all the people who actually DESIGNED The Fords and Goodyear Tires?
CupboardNinja 7 months ago
@CupboardNinja That's one of the things people hate. It's a way of providing self uplift by simply calling the abilities of other peoples 'gifts'.
CmdrTobs 7 months ago
@CupboardNinja don't worry about them. it was god's doing my son.
redryan20000 7 months ago
thank you 5 pound 6 ounce SWEET BABY JESUS!
evileyez504 7 months ago
I didn't think it was funny at all. I would have fast forwarded it like any other commercial on TV.
ijustwannawatchshite 7 months ago
Get that on the sound board ASAP!
im1shak1biotches 7 months ago
There are so many things to be offended about this it's not funny. The fact that they pray at a public event if offensive. As an engineering student, it is offensive that he is thanking god for something made exclusively by humans. And even if i was a christian i would offended that he was saying such a ridiculous prayer.
joshie92 7 months ago
@joshie92 NASCAR isn't a public event. It's not funded with taxpayer money. They can pray to whoever they want. You might have an argument about him thanking god for the technology, but I mean really, it's just a joke. The only reason I can think of this being offensive is to Christians. Christians -should- be offended about this, and their magic book even says to kill people who joke like this. Fortunately, most Christians don't take their religion too seriously. We need more of this guy...
SpookyJohnathan 7 months ago
@joshie92 ...to remind them not to take it so seriously. The world would be a better place.
SpookyJohnathan 7 months ago
@joshie92 You will feel different when you grow up and go out and earn a living like the rest of us .
hanksnow82 7 months ago
@hanksnow82 What has that got to do with anything i just wrote?
joshie92 7 months ago
@joshie92 That was a polite way of saying you're a snot nosed punk that does not know their ass from a hole in the ground .
hanksnow82 7 months ago
@hanksnow82 Actually, my arse or "ass" as you yanks spell it, is a part of my body, whereas a hole in the ground is what you call the space created when you remove dirt to form a cavity in the earth. Also, could you please explain how your second comment means the same thing as your first one?
joshie92 7 months ago
@joshie92 You're not even an American so you don't matter . lol
hanksnow82 7 months ago
@hanksnow82 Hahahahaha typical example of the arrogance of some Americans. You really think a person is not important because they happen to live in a different country to you? People like you are the ones who make the rest of the world hate America.
joshie92 7 months ago
@joshie92 Go blow a kangaroo
hanksnow82 7 months ago
@hanksnow82 Wow what a comeback, how do you get so witty?
joshie92 7 months ago
@joshie92 We are all witty here in the greatest country on earth .
hanksnow82 7 months ago
@hanksnow82 You seem like an angry person btw, I was just expressing my opinion about how absurd religion is in your country, and that makes you want to insult me for reason. Maybe your just stressed cos your country is so fucked up, but you might want to do something about that or you'll end up with no friends :)
joshie92 7 months ago
Nascar is soooo redneck!
Manuellaborer 7 months ago
@Manuellaborer Rednecks are 10 times more advanced then a pinoy
hanksnow82 7 months ago
@hanksnow82 No, rednecks are the lowest of the low. Why? You're the best example of that redneck scumbag. Pinoy is a people of a country and generalizing them is plain stupid or racism. While redneck is not about color, its the lack of braincells of certain people in the land of the 'brave' (NOT), which you perfectly illustrated in your stupid comment. Fukkin pwnd! BTW, I'm even gonna check your youtube account, that's for the weak!
Manuellaborer 7 months ago
@Manuellaborer Thank good for your country or we would have a shortage of maids here . lol
hanksnow82 7 months ago
@Manuellaborer make that god not good , i was laughing my ass off when i was typing that
hanksnow82 7 months ago
@Manuellaborer so rednecks are the lowest of the low? the people you call rednecks grow crops and work harder than any one i know. we live off of the small things in life. i know rednecks that have more money then they fuckin need. so dont call of us the lowest of the low when its a lifestyle you obviously dont understand and wont make it in
SCryder07 7 months ago
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@SCryder07 "Rednecks are 10 times more advanced then a pinoy... Thank good for your country or we would have a shortage of maids here . lol" You're soooo redneck! Why don't you get dressed and go Wallmart-shopping,and don't forget to bring your Pinoy maid with you. Whose gonna your count your change?
Manuellaborer 7 months ago
holy shit did he have a back room deal with all those companies for royalties or something?
trottheblackdog 7 months ago