The Cartesian Paradox

[De4sher]

wtf is this?was it supposed to be funny? cuz it was... to some degree.

[AlienCG]

This series is excellent. I am looking forward to the next part. I want to know what happens in Moscow.

[jsmxwll]

I adore this series. I sincerely hope that more are to come. -Max

[METR0D0ME]

ENCORE! ENCORE!

I loved this series, it reminded me of Burroughs' cut-ups.

Will there be more?

[theowarner]

I hope so... they're are VERY hard to write.

[METR0D0ME]

I hope so too, I don't know what process you went through but it works for me, hugely poetic and you read it so well. It would have to be almost impossible to write to be not worthwhile.

[sakar181]

I am so very much looking forward to what happens in Moscow, but I dont know if I can wait! This is sheer brilliance.

[claudiaquat]

A classic in the vain of "Green Eggs and Ham."

[MrHOTCub08]

And here I thought I was famous and worldly...

I must know more!

[DerEmoSchlager]

Perhaps I am not the only one. But wtf did I just listen to. I listened to all of them and your writings lose me. Maby I lack the intellect to understand this but please explain it.

[luerwulf]

Absolute brilliance - though I'm still in a quandary as to whether I'd class it as poetry marinated in humor or verbal surrealism à la Cleese. It's surely in the eye.

[nvjsdvdfjdskfj]

great series, i can't wait until you do some more. i subscribed just so i can hear more.

[BlooddGodd]

love it!!

[MaskedAssailant08]

Damien's paradox

A red-headed boy decapitated a.waiter, and afterwards, I pour oil all over my body and made love.....

[Killua2001]

I originally believed this would be a discussion on a real paradox, similar to your other videos, only to find myself pleasantly surprised by your clever wit and playful musings. The bitter irony and true to life characters in a rather utterly imaginary world.

Or I could just be reading far too much into it, either way this was quite pleasant to listen to, and a welcomed break from the standard videos I watch on youtube.

[trgfunds]

These surface level comments from the masses are an indication of median intelligence and should be dismissed. There are, however, references to very deep contradictions and ironies within these so called "Paradoxes". We can see reflections of the authors psychological state, personality profile, and the way he views the world around him. Essentially, this creative work is the mirror with which the author views himself. Congratulations, Theo. You have garnered my attention.

[theowarner]

Thank you, sir.

[Rubbersoul1967]

badass

[houndofculainn]

Very Pythonesque Theo.

Complete Non-Sequiturs and I love it.

Now what exactly will the "Theo", look like.

Will I have to stretch.

Et maintenant, quelque chose de complètement différent

[AapoJoki]

Eyes that remind you of pasta primavera? I love how many of your jokes are made intentionally to be missed by most viewers. For instance, I doubt that most people will notice what's wrong with walking in Paris and saying "Napoleon's tomb, how romantic!"

[theowarner]

This one less so than others -- because the story is actually getting underway.

Thanks!

[Geodge]

Uh oh. I've heard Moscow is a "scary music" kinda place, gripped by dioxins and black ice.

Malaria's not so bad. Go home Theo, before it's too late.

[H5LL2O25]

More!

[9823475]

I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines.

[dutchvigilante]

OooOOOoooh, Moscow! Better get there before the colonel declares you as silly and you must stop.

[KonstantineTheGreat1]

i am already working on a draft for the city counsil to rename our city after u.

[crabbybastard1]

Thank you once again for the play. I'll be naming my left foot after you and will think fondly of you as I plunge it into the sand around my bathtub.

However, I will not be decapitating a waiter this time due to the lack of roses.

[Baszottbivaly]

Wow. If my mind could shit, this would be it. 5 stars!

[brinnmilo]

Wait... what?! "Watching 2 girls 1 cup over and over again" - What the hell 0.0

[MaidenTheater]

My mind cannot handle such jargon. Good job nonetheless.

[conrad4ever]

weird universe this is'nt it

[pumkinpi2]

As I watched the imperial shades of twilight transmogrify into the inky plum of dusk my heart knew, of a sudden, that we are all, Antonia, the the haberdasher, and I, wheat, and nothing more. Ah, your writing, delivered in appalling volley after volley of the starkest truth, brings back such fond memories.

[bl4ckd0g187]

you win at randomness.

[thecrew60606]

I didn't like the others in this series but I did find this one entertaining. Maybe i'll start getting into them now.

[randyhelzerman]

But...but.... how is the war??? Is the war still going badly??? Enquiring minds want to know...

[bl4ckd0g187]

the war's always going badly..... UNLESS it's a raid!

we do not forgive, we do not forget!

[trevorbuvyer]

"tortured goats"

I laughed out loud. Best one yet Theo!

[FlowCell]

My linear thinking is far to dominant a force in my mind to make any sense of this.

These poetic and beautiful words of yours sound like they should make sense to me, but my mind interprets it something form the mind of a schitophrenic.

Perhaps you are blurring the lines between genius and insanity? Either that, or I'm far to logical and structured in my thoughts.

[mjdoyza]

The infamous Australian red-headed congresswoman Pauline Hanson springs to mind. Eeeew!

[DoyleWolfgang]

Good stuff. You are slowly becoming a favorite of mine.

[TachiRdiesDirty]

Oh the horror, only a 12 children carriage? I didn't know you had it so rough, Theo... I would have helped if I had known.

[theowarner]

I'm sure you would have. Thanks!

[brianmikeandchris]

lol :D

[thruthem]

So beautiful! I cried!

[LaughingOtoko]

Yes, especially the "2 girls 1 cup" part was very lyrical.

[Alpinex105]

ok..?

[buglego]

weird.

[SaintCog]

I have doubts your father ever pioneered the pet taxidermist-portraitist profession (B. Gerussi 1784) and I am finding similar inconsistencies in this continuing series. How can these seemingly contradictory statements be a true autobiography? You also have not given any details explaining why all three parts have Paradox in the title. When posting a video on YouTube, it is helpful if the title refers to the subject presented.

[theowarner]

I'm very sorry that I'm not being more clear -- it is a multilayered sort of thing, like a statue composing music, or music sculpting, if you know what I mean. Victory is like that or on the other hand. And that's not to discount what I said earlier. I'm glad that the paradox series makes sense to you.

[boorens18]

Is this a composition of peices of famous autobiographies or something?

[theowarner]

No -- this is my wayward youth.

[TomSFox]

"How can these seemingly contradictory statements be a true autobiography?"

Well, it works for the bible...

[Fordi]

"How can these seemingly contradictory statements be a true autobiography?"

Hence the term "paradox".

Dude, it's funny, it's meandering, and it's absurd. What more do you want?

[TomSFox]

Don't tell this me, tell this SaintCog.

[Fordi]

I was addressing SaintCog. Youtube's kinda weird with the replies, though.

[TomSFox]

Yeah, you have to click the "reply" of the post you are answering to.

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

WTF?

[Mephistophilus]

You never cease to amaze me. Please tell me they're sending you checks.

[scotsocool]

Excellent yet again.

[PrydainFawr]

Nos dda theowarner, magnum opus.

Ta. (Welsh)

[andsoccer16]

Hilariousness has occurred here

[DonoLivesHere]

Awesome, just like its predecessors!

[theowarner]

Thank you!

[Shalek]

Enthralling.

[theowarner]

Thank you!

[npoc]

never fails!

when's the next one comeing?!

[theowarner]

Probably 1,250 again.

Thanks!

[mikooou]

ahhhh fuck your cliff hangers, brilliant never the less

[theowarner]

Thanks mikooou.