Valentines Day

[nuclearpower1961]

Of stead of wearing a cute heart shirt I dress up like a greaser! FUCK valentines day!!! It's for fags! LMFAO XD

[Katunei999]

We should do it like the Japanese. On 14th February, girls give guys stuff, and on 14th March (White Day) boys give girls stuff. I think the system works well. And you can just give friendship stuff, so it's not too lonely.

[baythesea]

Omg bro lol and my bf bk with me befor that day comes so I hope the one I have know will stay with me bc they cheat on me and shut like that

[blankregisterhi]

Forever Alone xD

[ToxicCupcake1]

bo00, u never smile.

[TheCoolio147]

im not gonna say any specific names...hey mike.

lolage!

[glowstickz1]

okay guys really dnt buy gurls stuff no more..ive seen all yur stuff and i follow u(: haha nevrsay hi(:

[95anm]

I hate it being single in all.

[23shye]

i hate vday and i got nothin happy valentines day to all the dumbasses who love it but i created my own holiday its called anti valentines day

[xILMBGFx18]

HAHAHA dumbass "im not gonna say names.... hey mike"

[xILMBGFx18]

i hate it when us guys go all out to do something or give something to are girls but when they treat us like shit the next day or even that day well idk its weird

[xILMBGFx18]

did anyone notice when he said "but when your singel on V-Day your probably going to spending the day with your LEFT hand" so is he a lefty lol when hes alone lol

[MrTux2000]

i got 12 roses

[RandomNoel]

how old are you?

[MitchYellowcard]

epic poem

[MSAwesomesinger2]

Valentine's day sucks! it just freaking sucks. cause i have never dated someone so it just sucks for me but i can hang out with my friends cause all of them are single but one of them. and one time my friend Robert gave me a gift and i was actually happy. but also sad cause i didn't get him anything. so valentine's day usually sucks for me.

[pirateer2200]

Though Valentines Day seems to have been invented by Hallmark, I kinda disagree with the 'Valentines Day is POINTLESS & makes single people feel worse on purpose' remark. On this day, it makes that guy out there have a little more guts in asking out the girl he's been dying to even speak to [variations willing]. Its an oppertunity to be the person you want to be everyday for your loved one if money wasn't an issue. So, if your single, just stop whining and make something of this oppertunity. =]

[MSAwesomesinger2]

@pirateer2200 i agree with you dude cause i've been single on every single valentines day in my life

[POGEYMANZFTW]

I'm the ebeneezer scrooge of vanlentines day.

Bah! Humbug!

[MeR895]

From Spain : u R reaaaally cute :)

By the way, i've been watching some of ur videos : GREAT!

[CherryLipsxoxo1]

you are hot!!! ops:D

[ashleylikespie12]

MY BIRTHDAY IS ON VALENTINES DAY!

[DrogYheart]

EMINEM ON YOUR WALL *_* <3

HE'S THE BEST, AIGHT? *-*

I think thats the only reason why i watch your videos^^

[bearbearwings]

If the guy of my dreams would ask me out on valentines day, I would be so happy. If I had enough money I would buy him the world and we would go for a walk in the park.

[MSAwesomesinger2]

@bearbearwings same here but i'm to fucking scared to ask cause he's like almost a year older than me

[bearbearwings]

@MSAwesomesinger2 me 2 except he's my age and has a gf

[GaaraV3]

lols..i wonder what ur pal mike say to these s/o's xD



[everfeelperfect]

omg your so hot. Kthxbai (:

[Mrs1Lautner]

Thats probably hy she left you because you were hounest. If you want to keep a girl you have to tell her what she want to hear, never the truth!

[MSAwesomesinger2]

@Mrs1Lautner no what if you lied to her all time she would never trust you and then break up with you

[julieannesemo]

hahaha

I hate Valentine's Day.........  :P

[emoup72]

hate it all day i got a girl friend and still like wtf who cares i got pink lemonade and a used... and got her mad shit and u no she really should get that checked out

[IFight4Freedom50]

"Hey Mike." xD

[NJismyknightnskinnys]

Your really cute :)

[HaHaHollister]

valnetine's day is terrible . . . jussayin

[JustinBieberMyWor100]

The poem may not have been romantic...lol but it was fuckn funny-chlymidia

[rccss01]

valentines day sucks

[caszxox]

Never had a proper valentine): stuf valentines day

[irocksoyoudont]

valentines day is SAD!  aka Single Awareness Day!

[ElDonno95]

I hate valentines day my best friend dry humps his girlfriend at school and every year I make an ass of myself to try and get a girl

[FanOfArsenal1]

I was lonely for my whole life until March 17 2011, Ura!

[FanOfArsenal1]

At least, he's beter than FRED (shiver) I still hear that, HEY IT"S FRED!!!

[AustinMichaelHauck]

Hey mike.....

[tak0zbby]

what did he give her?

[feeltherhythmofmusic]

well when i was going out with a certain guy well we both forgot that it was valentines day.... but i think its pointless.....

[cantstoptheparty]

hmm what did i get for vday.....lets c this yr i got a letter from my ex saying fuck u whore...it was pretty awesome

[cantstoptheparty]

if ur single on valentines day ur probably gonna be spending most of it with ur left hand... haha

[Trep711]

Lol you are cute and funny lol

[Domenofavours]

you are way cuter than justin bieber. Just sayin'. I like Valentines day because the kids I babysit give me cinnamon hearts. It's great.

[ardneklolful]

@IOvOY1 same here I haven't been anyones valentine for 14 years (I'm 14) I guess white guys don't wanna date black girls (my school is 92 precent white)

[katiouflute]

i got a card and a chocolate box from my bf <3 <3

[MissProppa09]

valentine's day sucked this year..my bf was deployed and wont be back for 6 months =/ eh...i was getting so sick of hearing people talk about what they wanted from their boyfriends for valentine's day, and getting pissed if they didnt get anything. so glad v-day is over and forgotten

[I0v0Y1]

I got the most amazing gift ever, dissapointment...again! I've been getting the same freakin' valentine's gift for the past 15 years...and guess what?! I am 15 years old...

[CVFSrules]

i got a card



[TheAbd1122]

every one try to waet to full loud the video and keep pressing number 8 and see how mush funny is thes ..............he well keep saying e..ee..eeee.eeee.eee,.........­......its so cool ry it.

[8monica101]

Thats how my friend kalup was hes like i hate this day because i have no one! I mean i can get one but there all to players thats wut he said

[sk8terchicsbieber129]

Omg valentines day was amazing!!!!!! My BF got me a teddy beat, chocolates, and a bracket with my phone signature on it!!!! Gotta love him -3

[DoublEHeaDShOT36]

I also hate valentines day and I'm a girl who is not single

I don't want to get something on a specific day, i want it to be a surprise

anyway i just hate that day

[DidiTwitches]

@tcfabri No offence taken...It's actually really true XD

[thecommenter18]

VALENTINES DAY IS A DAY FOR CARD COMPANITES, FLOWER COMPAINIES, CANDY MAKERS, AND EVEN ADVERTISERS TO MAKE MONEY

no offencce to lovers of valentines day, but thats all it is

and yes, im single...wat does that tell u...hahaha jk...but seriously

ok, know im babbiling, so u probably lost intrest in this comment

oh well

[tibbiemonster35]

I have a boyfriend and I even hate Valentine's day. Why should you celebrate love on one day out of the year? And I didn't get anything for Valentine's day, because I think it is rather stupid to press your boyfriend to buy you some junk you don't even need.

[orginallos]

@tibbiemonster35

Nowhere in that comment you didn't say you were female. And we all know all males hate valentinedays if they have a girlfriend, or in your case a boyfriend. BUSTED MISTER!

[tcfabri]

For me, valentines day is bullshit, is just an excuse for the GFs toask the BFs to buy all sorts of things they like, no offense girls

[meganisawesome1]

How do you do the jump cuts?

[xXDAxDARKXx]

What i got was a gun and 1 bullet.

lol xD

[icekueen]

i like your hat...oh, and your face

[DidiTwitches]

...I was single on Valentine's Day...it didn't bother me much, until the end of school when some guy paid this other kid to sing this beautiful romantic song (And the kid sang like like a freakin' angel!) to the girl that sits next to me in class...I was just sitting there, in shock, thinking "Damn, my life sucksssss!!!" -_-'

[gearsfreak1100]

I passed out hate cards to my friends ex's ;D

[NickJesusMiller]

Fuck valentines day

[stankyscruffy]

I like valentines day, kinda. I mean as a girl, I want chocolates and flowers everyday, not one day a year. but yeah my boyfriend wasn't around for Valentines day, he was at a funeral sadly :// he came to school a couple days later though and as a suprise he wrote me a poem, got me a card, got me a stuffed rabbit, a box of chocolates, and two stuffed monkeys <3

[thecommenter18]

@stankyscruffy aww

[Jayesky94]

def just subscribed 2u dude lol

[MsPRINGLES6]

my bf just buys me a rose and i get him the whole frigen lot lolz

[IWasntMadeInChina]

haha its been 10 days since but... i make him a pie, a WHOLE PIE ! (not like that) and he got me nothing. not even a card, or a poem about sexual diseases... but i love yur videos, i always show them to my friend Sam since he has the same sense of humor (:

[mkwlord]

your videos and the jokes you make resemble RWJ and Shane which makes you seem like you're copying them

[jussttom]

@mkwlord No they really don't. You're just fucking retarded and don't know what a similar sense of humor is. Even though my videos are nothing like their's in anyway.

[mkwlord]

@jussttom WTF is wrong with you?? why everytime someone points out something wrong about your videos so that you could improve you start talking shit?? did i insult you in any way?? you editing is the same as theirs and that "wait what?" joke is like in EVERY Shane and RWJ video.

If you can't take criticism just quit YouTube you whining little bitch.

[erky6]

i hate it 2

[ilovezchu4ever]

........your cute lol(:

[angelkitten5679012]

AND AT LEAST YOU'RE MATURE ENOUGH TO TELL HER.

[angelkitten5679012]

I LOVE YOU.

[Thatzer]

ihate it and V-day was the 1st time i saw one of your videos...

[DisBeKeith]

dude seriously this is like the same as nigahiga but hes so much better

[Jayesky94]

DUDE...ur sooo funny

hit the subscribe button

[ScoopKM]

I got to work on valentine's day and get burned by boiling water. Besides that it was okay and oh, I got a Dairy Queen Blizzard cake from mom.

[atoz77ify]

valanitnes day is gay!

[NeonGlee]

i hung with my three of my closest buddies and they made me forget all about the fact it was vday, my day went from =__= to ^__^ so yeah, hanging out really helps.

love the vid btw, gonna check out some of your other vids now haha

[ProStarModder]

PSML At "You And Your Significent Other Are Going To Have A Lot Of? FUN! Yeah Um Well Call It Fun, But When Your Single On Valentines Day Your Probally Gunna Be Spending Most Of The Day With Your Left Hand :D"

[kagome2466]

i got gifts from ppl who werent my boyfriend like roeses, black roses, chocolate, earrings, necklaces and so much more lol but valentines day still sucked

[MissMara24]

You pretty much take the cake for best rant about the lonelyness of Valentines day.

you get a cookie!

[TheGioutube]

Hey Just To Let U Know Im A Rightty LOL

[emmzy11411]

Im a girl and i got my boyfriend some thing, I got him family guy, Sock's, A mug and a teddy haha

[earthbendingrocks5]

IT SUCKS

[NerdyNerd4Life]

You are gonna have a lot of "fun". Haha, too funny :)

[tictac231]

I use My right :D

[MONS73RMASH]

when you said hey mike i was crying with laughter just the dead tone

[featherfun08]

What is snapple???

[MONS73RMASH]

@featherfun08 good luck to you sir when tom sees the comment he will go ape shit lol :D

[featherfun08]

@MONS73RMASH Don't go hating the British Chick ;) we don't have this snapplre you speak of

[g00mba90210]

Looks more like jussttom's ex-girlfriend and Mike gave this video a thumbs down

[Rawrrimaeatchu22]

My boyfriend got me nothing (:

[kyreen100]

You Look Like A Manly Justin Bieber! :L

And DAMN You Talk Hella Fast! xD

[StephaniTheSinger712]

I love Valentines day and i spend everyone alone...ITS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY(: I got 6 bears 1 heart plushie HUGE LOLLIPOP and sooo much candy(; And get to enjoy being single but i had fun making gifts for my friends(:

[narutofanandmaniac]

3 sacks 2 the nuts and a blowjob w/ her rack

[MoniZakeyia]

i honestly have never had a boyfriend on valentines day but ive had a valentine this i idnt. for some reason i was soo happy on vday but i got a heart card and some candy

[666DeathByLove666]

I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. Chocolate makes people fat, flowers give people allergies, cards are bad for the enviornment, and I'd much rather go out to a bar than to a resturaunt. Also, I dispise the color pink. >_<

[FloridaOrangeJuice97]

I love how theres always that giant Diet Snapple in the background of every video ^-^

[CephireXT9797]

I dont get it. Y the heck is there only one day to show your 'love' to people?! Arent you supposed to do that everyday? And whats up with this diapered baby flying around shooting people in the butt with arrows? Why does a baby even have arrows? Where the heck are this babys parents? What does 'love' mean? Why am i asking all these questions?

[dh144498]

vulgar as i want? I FUCKED THE SHIT OUTTA MY GIRLFRIEND. =D

[Enav8]

left hand? RIGHT HAND muthaf*****

[WiLd1t]

i got a txt from my ex sayin he got a new GF.. that he's never met in person

[Thomlift]

i love valentines day : D i wrote a card for my gf with some poetry and schtuff :3 really cute i thought atleast ^^ but she ditched me to study with a friend... on valentines day >.>

[ColeyBigBrownEyes]

i dont mind valentines day because its also my brithday so i get cake and cards every year anyway!!:DD

[imak1992]

u rock , i wish i knew who this jake guy is i hate not understanding jokes

[blok809]

i got me some pussaayyyy

[Beaudascious]

I have only had the clap 3 times...

[woahitskatex]

i got a piece of chocolate from my wife....i'm a girl which made it a lot more awkz.

[chainz123]

you're completely wrong.. im a righty

[LissaMarie1223]

i love tht yoo encourage people to stalk yoo. ha(: happy late valentines day(:

[AvidElephant]

most people are right-handed hahaha

[HoorayForVampirates]

i think that single people made more of a big deal about whining over valentines day than people who actually are in a relationship. valentines day is for COUPLES, it hardly has anything to do with single people they just need to get a grip. i just generally don't give a shit and did fuck all the whole day. and it was good.

[Singinchica13]

My friends boyfirend sent this to her:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

God made me handsome

What the hell happened to you?

hahaha for v-day i got a sucker from my friend steph...i was all sad and wondering why no guys gave me stuff...then this guy wouldnt shut up so i told him i would shove my sucker down his throat if he didnt shut up..then i thought maybe that was why guys didnt give me stuff.

[nicpey]

btw: thanks for the clamydia.

jk

but seriously, couple pills.... and i'd take you back.

[ChaosKatelyn]

I would love if you gave that note to me Tom (:

Haha, but serioulsly...that's funny as hell people are just to serious now days.

[paige3974]

I was shocked to see that you made 3 in a week but it was a nice little bonus to my week...I got a box of chocolates and a shirt for valentines day from my parents and since I am also single I got to dodge huge teddy bears as I switched classes

[sailor23otaku]

I'v already watched all three ^ _ ^, I didn't get anything and I didn't give anything.XD

[udlacaga]

I didn t get anything!!!!

[rishi171]

violets are blue, roses are red, I heard you're a whore, Now give me head. Roses are red, Ashes are black, Go to hell and never come back Roses are red, Voilets are blue I have a knife, Now get in my van.

[michaelausovaa]

I got flowers, and 7 hours alone with him.

I spent a few days making an origami heart for him out of ribbon and gave it to him.

Fucking amazing valentines day.

[Luketear]

Valentine's day. Heh couldn't be bothered whether I'm single or not. I don't like days where you are expected to do something. Random's the way to go.

[radulica]

i got a handjob

[IITooII]

this year was even worse cause it was a MONDAY.

[dandennishopper]

roesis r rd

vyluts r blu

i eet ded babys

[MichaelWarbux]

LMAO at that poem!!

[mantheyful]

not all girls are crazy about vday. I hate it.... so commercial. whether youre with someone or not. lol.

Tom! You made my vday with your mini rant :)

[urssulaneves]

I slept in :) it was bliss

[LightninFire]

I got given a card, that was all wrapped in ribbon, opened it and it says 'one free kissing coupon, valid for valentines day' -____- cheesy fucker hahahah.

[LoLianna97]

I got chocolate, from mom and dad...

[MsLiLWhit]

in relationship and it sucked this year! , but ahh well it could be worse!? right? =/ i

[bubblewrapx21]

my school had a dance. on a MONDAY.

HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY :)

[rc92ft]

SLOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!

[shanecheese123]

BLUE T-SHIRT LOL

[MrPicSir]

One of my friends girlfriend actually got him a present and he didn't get her anything. Oh and also Valentines days sucks even more when your friend comes over with his girlfriend and completely take over your bed. I'm glad my laptop is turned the opposite way:)

[karldj9999]

Looks like jussttom's exgirlfriend gave this video a thumbs down

[allotheabove123]

I got punched in the face

[KittyMeowNya]

An epic mix tape. It was magic...>.<

I also might of... you know spent some time with my hand thinking about you, JK.

[ImExtreamlyAwesome]

oh silly mike

[La4Live]

for valentines day i got herpes..

[sabesta]

I'm a 20 year old single guy, and today wasn't lonely for me at all. Me and my GF broke up last summer. I've been taking care of me and it feels great. Is it wierd that I'm perfectly happy hanging out by myself tonight? Watchin Lost season 6 best night ever!

[JustCrashedIntoAPole]

I hate valentines day.

I made a valentines day card saying "congratulations, you are celebrating valentines day, the day of the year where the suicide rate is the highest"

[carter123456ful]

Awwww I'm sorry that you and your girlfriend broke up. I hope you find someone. Anyway I just got Valentine's Day cards.

[The1onTV]

Valentines' Day was a normal day

[dbzwrestleingfan]

my right hand..........lol

[10charms]

how the fuck are YOU single ?!

[tjam873]

i got candy thrown at me and a can of coke and now i have a cuncution

[daniellexblack]

i never done anything don't believe in that corporate piece of proverbial pish :)

[ninamallis]

I really think there should be a universal "Like" button because I feel obscenely creepy liking all of your videos...

[chrdub89]

Lmfao @ your notepad, and this is America, we use oilur right hands communist lol

[1lilaross1]

k you know valentines day is stupid when one of my chick friends got all pissed off at me for not gettin her anything, oh yeah IM ALSO A CHICK,this holiday is stupid

[toovictorious]

awe i'll be your electronic valentine.

[paulbunyonremover]

i got........ nothing. hahaaa jkjkjkjk.

acutally i got:

VALETINE DOTS!- OH FUCKING YESS! IFL DOTS!

PEPSI-yeahhh billy gets mee

the best kissing EVARR- yup yup yup dates on valentines day are alwayyss goood.

[nealyodude11]

chocolate $10

Bear $13

flowers $25

Dinner $ 35

finding out she's on her period... priceless

[assbandit91]

@nealyodude11 lmao bro i didnt even care she was on her monthly lol i had condoms

[crarox12]

@nealyodude11 damn, where the hell do you get a dinner for just $35?

[AnnieTullo]

@nealyodude11 Haha! AWESOME!!

[paulbunyonremover]

justin bieber got a hair cut. LUCKY YOUU! hahaaa.

[MrMetallicFalcon]

Confucius Say: 70 - 1 = Dinner For Two

Confucius Say: The Key to Good Sex life is like Poker, all you need is a good hand

[DarkRaviForDeath]

Wait, it's valentines day, no one told me

[theuntboy]

My 3rd old bro just walked in and said "omg is that Justin bieber"!!!

[michaelathegleek]

i hate it really even if i am single or not. my bf gave me a make out sesh in the stairs.

[mcgarveyman]

aandi just got the hey mike joke LOLOLOLOLOLOLL

[jussttom]

@mcgarveyman Yeah that was kind of an inside joke hahahahha

[mcgarveyman]

my valentine is my bowl and maryjane