I'm a Christian and my mom and I can't stop laughing. I just find it sad that the world can mimic Christian music with little or no effort and they identify us spot on! I stopped listening to alot of Christian music because it was just the same monotone. Oh well -_____-
My brother sexually molested a deaf girl in the 1990s..it was funny because he thought she was mentally retarded too and wouldn't be able to identify him..but it turns out she knew sign language!
@nastyMisDemeanor dude i know what you mean when i went to my ex's catholic church just to stay awake i would think of this episode and would laugh so hard i had to pretend i was crying lol
u can stream every episode on south parks official website, but as far as downloading if itunes doesnt have it try a torrent site... theres many out there
XDDDD i played that "i need you in my life" the whole song on piano in a Shane's music store! and i only sang the part "and i just wanna feel you deep inside me"
i take good care of your baby, call you my baby, baaby, you died for my sins and i would die for you right, whats the matter jesus? your love is my life and theres a black hole in my life, ohh i want to beleive thats it al right, but i get lonley in the night, and its up to you to save me Jesis baby!!
wow you sound like a real douche bag. and besides, what do you think i am, like 10? im not dumb enough to give out where i live to people i dont know over the internet. especially not trash like you from the fuckland islands...
what makes you so fucking sure i'm from the f islands? and what does it matter anyway where we come from? from your articulation i'd say you're a fucking monkey
oh and i don't give a shit about how many years ago you crawled out of that donkey's pussy that you call your mother, but let me guess, eleven?
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thats not a very good guess. if i were 11, why would i ask you if i thought i was 10. if i were 11, id probably ahve said "what do you think i am, 6?"
also, i dont really care where youre from. youre probably from england, since it seems like a lot of kids from there are preppy, stuck up douche bags who think that cussing makes them seem superior.
im "getting into this" because when i see someone acting like an asshole, i feel the desperate need to let them know how moronic they look.
i doubt you'd be this defensive if you honestly thought you had the least bit of intelligence.
also, your admitting that you sounded like an eleven year old, so how about we just put this pointless quarrel to an end, for your poor arguments sake.
LMAO! This is basically what popular Christian music is. Some sucky musicians realize they can't make enough money off their music so they decide to have a "life-changing experience" and start making crappy Christian music that they know people will buy anyway.
not to mention all of them are basicly covering the same damn song. i mean how many versions of i can only imagine do you need? i'm in the midwest they play it ALL THE TIME. it's like the year round version of christmas shoes:P
"I want to walk hand-in-hand with Jesus on a private beach for two, I want to nibble on his ear and say I'm here for you"...it seems like you're actually *in love* with Christ
Lol its part of the best season(well in my opinion)season 7 had one great episode after another and then season 8(well the best 2 seasons of all)but yeah this one is classic,Trey parker in commentary actually explains his Christian band was called Faith plus 1 lol too awesome!!!
Why don't we shut off the lights?
instantdeath99 1 week ago
Wow. lol xDDD
gunfan50bmg 2 weeks ago
Yes I may be born again, but I wasn't born again yesterday.
revick 2 weeks ago
What songs in specific are being parodied? lol
MannDingo94 3 weeks ago
"Jeesus, baby" hahahahahaha So fucking funny.
Is it weird that when I listen to this I don't think about religion at all? lol
ellikennyslove15 3 weeks ago
@ dragoncantshout
have you seen oxygen...no but your still breating
have you seen gravity...no but your not flying
ignorance is bliss...isnt it?
bigwormpimpin 3 weeks ago
11 people found Jesus (with someone else)
roguetrip99 1 month ago
I wish that this was real. I really, really do.
Mrguy891 1 month ago
I WANT THIS ON ITUNES!
LONGLIFEHEARTBREAKID 1 month ago
Whats the matter baby, your trembling Jesus baby!
OTs03AS 1 month ago 2
Token your black. All black people have a bass
marktrib 2 months ago
I'm a Christian and my mom and I can't stop laughing. I just find it sad that the world can mimic Christian music with little or no effort and they identify us spot on! I stopped listening to alot of Christian music because it was just the same monotone. Oh well -_____-
emilyruth4god 2 months ago 4
The body of Christ lol
derajthebrave 2 months ago
best group ever!!
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skankingrhythmics 4 months ago
the jesus baby song is actually well done lol
jethyy 5 months ago 4
ten person don't love jesus ¬¬
briguibur 5 months ago
Lol, who were their target audience?
robertsfunny1995 6 months ago
I just want to feel you-deep inside me-Jesus.......hahahahaha
ATLNINJA 6 months ago 5
You died for my sins, and you know that I would die for you, right?
UseryHee 6 months ago 4
HAHAHA I just wanna feel you deep inside me Jesus(: haha
RastaryanMarley96 7 months ago
The Jesus baby song makes me cry... So emotional
Nemalula 7 months ago 2
0:33 - 0:53
XDarkEm0TemptationX 7 months ago
call you my baby babyyyyyy
glover519 8 months ago
dose r the funniest songz ever
ChUcKyL0S 8 months ago
I feel so bad, because I'm a christian and I think this is soooooo funny.
joshbrochill92 8 months ago 29
@joshbrochill92, why? So am I, and I have already decided when I get to those pearly gates, I am gonna be like, "Yo Jesus, Wass up man!"
remotenightowl 3 months ago
@joshbrochill92 come on, don't be one of those Christians, do we really think God doesn't have a sense of humor?
favrefan425 3 months ago
@joshbrochill92 Yep, besides that, you know you're going to hell, right? Only mormons get into heaven xD
MrOboema 3 months ago
there is no fucking god because no one has seen him if i seen him i would belive
dragoncantshout 1 month ago
@dragoncantshout
Dude......Do you not proof read your grammar?
joshbrochill92 1 month ago
call you my baby baby!
biggyd83 8 months ago
I like the last song
mindy1245 8 months ago
I get lonely in the night.... and you save me Jesus..... he he... like all good christians: mindmasturbating!
mjusiqtube 8 months ago
Best episode
monkey199614 8 months ago
1:22 is the greatest song in all of south park
ericrocks77 9 months ago 2
so hillarious right? not. anyway, where is that clip where token smacks cartman lmfao? thats funny cant find it on lame utube
rhyannjoedan 9 months ago
1:00 god damn it
UndeadOutbreak 9 months ago
This guy cartman seriously wants to fuck Jesus i mean serious hahahah. but ohwel i realized to inspire Christians these songs are for them hahahaa
PSTRIPPLEE 9 months ago
I would buy the album If it was available on itunes store...
that's for sure!
NewYorkSupreme 9 months ago
THE BODY OF CHRIST FOR THE WIN!
BeterGaJe 9 months ago
Man they sure did have love for Jesus! XD
RennanizedRen 9 months ago
he's in LOVE with Crist......NOT
guntz12 9 months ago
1:26 , by far my favorite Cartman song ever. Fucking hilarious. Cartman ftw!
SycamoreHill14 9 months ago 2
LOL
alvinegrogalo 9 months ago
Token your black you can play bass... You black asshole!!
Killerdoctor27 10 months ago
Has Kyle been here 9 times??
NewYorkSupreme 10 months ago 2
whats the first song real name
killer34110 11 months ago
FUCK JESUS!!!!
tjdfutbol 11 months ago
"Be as sick as you want just give me a goddamn baseline you black asshole!" :D
HAHAHAHAHA if could have a nickel for everytime Cartman called someone a black asshole...
TJPxBeAsTx 11 months ago 3
haha what songs they copy off of to make this
18Ty18 1 year ago
2:06 - 2:15 i like he sings micheal jackson style
jerrellvd28 1 year ago
"I promise I'll be good to you and keep you warm at night" NICE CARTMAN :D
sweetcakes32533 1 year ago 4
does anyone know the real name of the last song? the song they made a parody of...
stiskavac 1 year ago
XD EPIC
ItsaMikaa 1 year ago
This is what inspired Charlie.
NJKIDDRICO973 1 year ago
My brother sexually molested a deaf girl in the 1990s..it was funny because he thought she was mentally retarded too and wouldn't be able to identify him..but it turns out she knew sign language!
farmerpetey 1 year ago 6
@farmerpetey uhh
X0JaCkAl0X 1 year ago
@farmerpetey that is fucked up
kekoa1013 1 year ago
@farmerpetey I can't tell if this is serious or if its Jimmy telling a joke.
pandasweater 11 months ago
That sounds more like a sex song!
doobiesmoke15 1 year ago
@doobiesmoke15 wow, you even got is!
Guyificational 1 year ago
@nastyMisDemeanor dude i know what you mean when i went to my ex's catholic church just to stay awake i would think of this episode and would laugh so hard i had to pretend i was crying lol
Dameon7560 1 year ago 3
0:57, I thought that was the seinfeld theme xD
rumpnisse93 1 year ago
9 people dont wanna feel the salvation on there face or they dont like the body of christ
runescapepoep 1 year ago
1:28 to 2:42 Kickass song!
zdfighter 1 year ago 3
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Jesus Jesus Jesus, why don't we just shut off the lights<<333 favorite song.
BlueFireMai 1 year ago
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BlueFireMai 1 year ago
:56 Fender P bass ha ha ha
BoseBassist 1 year ago
'' I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jezus''
meskers 1 year ago 7
Oh man this kicks the crap out of the legit douche bag christian music you hear for 2 seconds before quickly changing the station.
anetchi 1 year ago 5
@BrandishHero
And South Park ;o
TheYellowBlackLion19 1 year ago
"Oh I wish I can have the Body of Christ"
"I Promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night, Jesus Jesus Jesus, why don't we just shut off the light?"
"and I just want to feel you deep inside me Jesus"
"you know Jesus, I've been thinking a lot about you lately"
"Call you my baby baaaaaabbbbbyyyyy"
"I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I want to feel his salvation all over my Face"
Eric Cartman = Most EPIC Character of all Time!!
bLitz72 1 year ago 79
@brandishHerothat makes 7 of me
edgeofinsanit20 is retarded
aapje99 1 year ago
i gotta buy this album
reaperontherun716 1 year ago
Make this a response to "So hot" by Fedora Girls
thexenomancer 1 year ago
@BrandishHero lol
memugging 1 year ago
whats the real song from 1:40? like the one south park copied it from?
spikedavid64 1 year ago
@spikedavid64 i beleve its 3 times a lady by the commodoors but i could be wrong
rockypc24 1 year ago 2
i wanna beileve its alwright but i get lonley in the night and its up to you to save me jesus baby LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChrissyGlen1 1 year ago
@happyhappychappy hulu
StandByYourManatee 1 year ago
They should release a real CD with full version of all these songs...
It would make alot of money.
danjodan 1 year ago 8
@danjodan haha, thats exactly what Ive been saying the past week :D they really should!
mennoace 1 year ago
@danjodan it would cause a lot of controversy with the catholic church
blodbotina 1 year ago
@blodbotina Who cares? The catholic church hates about everything SP does. Hell, they had a really raunchy song about Mary on their Christmas cd.
devilspider13 1 year ago
what ep & season name?
Deathbringer3557 1 year ago
@Deathbringer3557 season 7 episode christian rock hard
ontherun1234 1 year ago
@happyhappychappy
allsp. com
SLIPKNOTAREFAGS 1 year ago
Token is the best at bass
xSonicguyzx 1 year ago 6
u can stream every episode on south parks official website, but as far as downloading if itunes doesnt have it try a torrent site... theres many out there
BillySaint 1 year ago
where can i buy this record?
it's fucking great!
MrHanz3n 1 year ago 2
XDDDD i played that "i need you in my life" the whole song on piano in a Shane's music store! and i only sang the part "and i just wanna feel you deep inside me"
fuck people looked at me weird! XDDDDD
Wreckeningbassist666 1 year ago
Cartman's turned me into a born again christian
ankitj2 1 year ago
I wish they would release a real album xD
Shadow075 1 year ago 7
yo i love faith plus one there the best christian rock band did u know they got a mer album
arinaldi35 1 year ago
i take good care of your baby, call you my baby, baaby, you died for my sins and i would die for you right, whats the matter jesus? your love is my life and theres a black hole in my life, ohh i want to beleive thats it al right, but i get lonley in the night, and its up to you to save me Jesis baby!!
PopeDragon007 1 year ago
these songs made me love jesus
PopeDragon007 1 year ago 4
@PopeDragon007 actually fall in love with him
ramrodnj 1 year ago 2
It is just great.
i have respect for Cartman but be haps more important for the crative team of South Park. its so original.
RIPJacks0n 2 years ago
hahaha this is so crappy :D cartman owns!
grindmaggots666 2 years ago
they should acctually release this album!
sausageyman 2 years ago 9
The sad thing is, this episode is so true. There are so many frauds in the Christian music industry.
I'm a Christian, and even I can see it.
TBustah 2 years ago 12
@TBustah "frauds in the christian music", All pop music is fake garbage christian or not
SuperSheepFilms 2 years ago
But not all Christian music is pop.
It encompasses several genres.
TBustah 2 years ago
@TBustah yes and pop music isnt the only bull genre either it was an example, every genre has people who cant sing in it for the money fame.
SuperSheepFilms 2 years ago
"it sounds like you're literally IN LOVE with Jesus..."
CamilleLovesFuturama 2 years ago 18
Get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus.
RayRai8262 2 years ago 17
i wanna feel his salvation all over my face lol
hmmm... I wonder what that means :P
ManiacSerialKilleR 2 years ago 7
hahaha this is funny and im a christian
2Kurupt 2 years ago 2
One time, two times, three times my savior.
JAKECUB100 2 years ago 6
body of christ!!!! lol
pilletrynet 2 years ago 4
Too funny.
Joecbg100 2 years ago 3
cartman is hilarious
nightwatch501 2 years ago 9
This is a perfect parody and the reason why people like me much rather prefer traditional hymns and psalms.
helmuthoorn 2 years ago
Token, you're black you can play bass
Kward107 2 years ago 9
This is one of my favorite episodes of South Park!
jwestme 2 years ago 6
THe Body of christ
pyro2020 2 years ago
"I wanna feel your salvation all over my face!"
MetalMasterFerret 2 years ago 124
@MetalMasterFerret lol that one was in my head all day
ramrodnj 1 year ago
Its up to you to save me .........JE---SUS BABY
fckliberalS7 2 years ago 3
Jesus jesus jesus why dont we turn off the light?
Eddii3 2 years ago 4
this is a manly video!!!!!
EAGLESMVP2009 2 years ago
the fucked up thing is im black and i have a bass guitar in my basement AND i can play it!!
yungdtownsolja2 2 years ago 14
könnte das mal wer auf deutsch auf youtube posten wäre nett
wehrwolfthron 2 years ago
wie meinst du auf deutsch?
deutsche synchronisation oder was?
PletetExperience 2 years ago 4
I loved this episode. I worked in a Christian record store and most of the "Christian Rock" was worse than this.
MondoBeno 2 years ago 3
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omarfan1231 2 years ago
shut up vadge
PletetExperience 2 years ago 5
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omarfan1231 2 years ago
what fucking redneck mormon goat molesting shit town do you come from?
PletetExperience 2 years ago 10
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wow you sound like a real douche bag. and besides, what do you think i am, like 10? im not dumb enough to give out where i live to people i dont know over the internet. especially not trash like you from the fuckland islands...
omarfan1231 2 years ago
oioioi, you really are a dumb fuck :D
what makes you so fucking sure i'm from the f islands? and what does it matter anyway where we come from? from your articulation i'd say you're a fucking monkey
oh and i don't give a shit about how many years ago you crawled out of that donkey's pussy that you call your mother, but let me guess, eleven?
PletetExperience 2 years ago 6
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thats not a very good guess. if i were 11, why would i ask you if i thought i was 10. if i were 11, id probably ahve said "what do you think i am, 6?"
also, i dont really care where youre from. youre probably from england, since it seems like a lot of kids from there are preppy, stuck up douche bags who think that cussing makes them seem superior.
you bloody bloke!
douche.
omarfan1231 2 years ago
well you got a point there
are you twelve?
PletetExperience 2 years ago 5
no.
omarfan1231 2 years ago
you smell like cabbage! >:(
marzi444 2 years ago
1.) a bloke is just a guy, not at all insulting.
2.) if you don't want to be mistaken for an 11 year old, don't talk like one.
3.) You think you dont sound like a stuck up douche bag? wrong.
TeenageSkin 2 years ago 8
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actually, i never said i didnt think i sounded like one. i said that PletetExperience sounded like one.
so, then....would bloody bloke be insulting?
also wtf are you getting into this for anyways?
omarfan1231 2 years ago
im "getting into this" because when i see someone acting like an asshole, i feel the desperate need to let them know how moronic they look.
i doubt you'd be this defensive if you honestly thought you had the least bit of intelligence.
also, your admitting that you sounded like an eleven year old, so how about we just put this pointless quarrel to an end, for your poor arguments sake.
TeenageSkin 2 years ago
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if you feel the "desperate need" to do this kind of thing, on a youtube video no less, at 9 in the morning, then you need to get a life.
omarfan1231 2 years ago
"you need to get a life"
says the man who searches on people's profiles to look up insults to throw at them.
example: fuckland islands?
are you really that low on ammo?
lets make a deal, alright? i will go get myself a life, when you are able to have an argument with someone without pointing out the obvious.
now, as i said before, this fight is as over as you will let it. but just remember, any retalliation will only make you a hypocrite.
goodbye.
TeenageSkin 2 years ago 5
lol at this comment! lololololol
Take that, whoever you just insulted!
turdsmcpoop 2 years ago 4
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fuck jesus
gibbythepick 2 years ago
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ahhhhh my ears are bleeding! haha
omarfan1231 2 years ago
no audio?
Sethypwnsall 2 years ago
disc*
Goody2shoesambe 2 years ago
Some of these are longer than the tv versions. Where can you get them?
gwar315 2 years ago
The Body of Christ! Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned!
The Body of Christ! O, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own!
Lord Almighty , I must've been sellin' ties!
Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!
The Body of Christ! The Body of Christ! The Body of Christ!
Lord Almighty , Ive never been so enticed!
Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!
kasbi15 2 years ago 4
omg some of these songs actually sound pretty damn decent :)
doc105 2 years ago
LMAO! This is basically what popular Christian music is. Some sucky musicians realize they can't make enough money off their music so they decide to have a "life-changing experience" and start making crappy Christian music that they know people will buy anyway.
zhmzdl67zwxdsh 2 years ago 7
welcome to the world my friend, where have ya been for the past 5000 years, thats what religions were designed for, to make some people rich,
Amirnake 2 years ago
totally lol
thrillamantilla 2 years ago
not to mention all of them are basicly covering the same damn song. i mean how many versions of i can only imagine do you need? i'm in the midwest they play it ALL THE TIME. it's like the year round version of christmas shoes:P
comfnumb82 2 years ago
"I want to walk hand-in-hand with Jesus on a private beach for two, I want to nibble on his ear and say I'm here for you"...it seems like you're actually *in love* with Christ
roguetrip99 2 years ago 3
Anyone else think that the last song sounds good enough to be a real christian song?
Exodiafinder687 2 years ago 2
totally
Amirnake 2 years ago
what if that was a real band think about it bass,drums,piano and vocals that would be kick ass
xXJudaspriestXx34 2 years ago
Lol its part of the best season(well in my opinion)season 7 had one great episode after another and then season 8(well the best 2 seasons of all)but yeah this one is classic,Trey parker in commentary actually explains his Christian band was called Faith plus 1 lol too awesome!!!
poopsyko 2 years ago
wheres the
i want to get on my knees and start pleasing christ
i wanna feel christs salvation all over my face
XD
TreIsSooper 2 years ago
Omg 1:27 - 2:35 <33333333333333 x')
Keelle09 2 years ago
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just... shut off the light.
rofl wow
LLCoolPass 2 years ago 2
mrtwig. net
Zlaja41 2 years ago
Quality man
Tigergal16 2 years ago
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this is blasphemous, one of the worst cartoons in the past 20 years mocking religion. Also watched by out-of-shape, sweaty teens/20 year olds.
God bless your hearts.
StanHowser 3 years ago
lol get a sense of humor if u hate them so much why are you looking them up?
rgarrow92 3 years ago 5
The coolest episode ever^^
- Just take some old songs and change words as baby and darling by Jesus!
X-D
lordmaurios 3 years ago
The last song is pretty well written.
suspendmeassholes 3 years ago 4
LOL that was funny with token im a sp fan sp for ever
crazynick66 3 years ago
I know what the song "jesus baby" is spooifing but the artist just what come to me. Anyone know?
meltinggumby 3 years ago
It sounds like "Didn't I Blow Your Mind This Time" by New Kids on the Block earlier on.
DaMoTaiShi 3 years ago
the body of christ, I wish I could call it my own
barnsoldat91 3 years ago