Fat Man's Anthem

[Tdog4lyfe0410]

Your halarious. Don't pay no mind to the haters. They don't know what comedy is.

[XxlilplaymakerxX]

U need to stop makin fun of him let him do him Aint no one tell you what to do shit and great video

[saint1497]

lmao!

[seennlisten]

u r really going down to the end finale of ur cholesterol clogged comediant career

[windfirestorm]

Eat ramen noodles in a cup you will lose 15 pounds in one month you have been expsaritored.

[TheMokeydog67]

lol no comment lol

[28cappy]

Let your haters be your motivators.

[Gramos711]

I'm Fat and soo whatt

[SiggasFan24]

Thumbs up if u do do push ups and do do sit ups the way Siggas do.

[bobblefred45]

I was expecting a song out of this lol

[latrell12100]

Why you laughting lol

[ste69hen]

my teeth have stretch marks lol

[monkeyparkchips]

No hate you awesome and your man bresteses

[deckkid101]

Mother has decieaed

[5hpracing]

does your mother know about this?

[curtchannel]

Wouldn't the fat man anthem be " walk with my titz"?

[cheriques]

I caught fat!

[Spectrzn]

I use to be skinny.... Then I took an arrow to the knee

[702caos]

im fat in real life

[MarineBrandon123]

I use to be work out and do jumbo jacks jogs sit ups and push ups like you do everyday, then i took an Arrow to the knee..

[TheQatarimuslim]

Why black people are so funny ??

[tehfo0tsteps]

dcigs why dont you do more crack?

[madkillerabdo]

never get thin dcigs!!!! Its one of the reasons why you r hysterical!

[walkwithmeinhell09]

I'M FAT YOU DUMB BITCH

[walkwithmeinhell09]

but it fits CUMFTERBULLY hahahahahahahaha god i love dcigs

[Failfleetcaptain21]

Dcigs, why don't you just ask for a free water and fill that shit up with soda?

[DexIsGross]

Lol its good to know there are people like this.

People that can laugh at themselves..

<3CIGS

[talib4life1]

1:46 HAHAHA

[thatonegirl931]

im a fat woman. i'd hit you up dcigs. ;)

[powersoftritone]

I never realised till now but dcigs is very well shaved

[DialmyDorm]

D-CIGS GO ON...YOU FINE AS HELL BOY!!

[TripleJexclusive]

Probably the funniest guy I know

[Akaliii1]

xD water hitting the pee sound

[mattsladek98]

He's phat

[Beastman690753]

Looooooooooooooool

[xx7899thebestxx]

i caught fat. haha

[assassinscreed1503]

@MuffinLover1999 just search siggas Facebook on google

[Nata96able]

the sodas at mc donalds is only 1.09

[TravellingMelody]

i would give u a candy bar anyday !!! Xx

[TravellingMelody]

u aint fat man u just look lke ceelo green :)

[polobear1975]

nah, yo, i like at that shit, stay thick

[shacquiel]

One question.. How tha hell do you even get your ass to fit on that toilet seat when you need to take a Big DUMP!!?!?!?!?!?

[cocoroqs45]

Was this on tv before?

[JakesNotDrinking]

...He isn't that fat? Like he's not morbidly obese?

[sm090895]

One, two, bite, arhhh! Hahaha :D

[dnewm08]

wait 1:00 you stop and talk about where you jog in your house?



[MyrsChrisBrown]

2:56 turdey seconds

[MyrsChrisBrown]

i doo doo pushups i doo doo situps

[Hauntstrike14]

you said do do :)

[labib11000]

well, just for the record dcigs, you have good shoulder muscles and traps, if you do only 20 minutes a day, and drink diet soda, you will look great, and then you can lift some weights or something, but i love you anyhow, your video on how to eat chicken has made me hungry for 9 months now, when ever i see it , it makes me hungry and it makes me laugh( weed-like effects muthufuckuh!)

[frogNAMEDcaboose]

love the vids im subscribed but i was thinking won't F.A.T. = Fatal Anal Disease? Maybe a form of std??

[AdlarXx0]

why you laughing? I coaght the fat! haha!!!!!!

[GuitarMannnnnn]

Hahah, bufets.

[3DarrinB]

U kno wats funny I was on yo channel watching this video and it had a ad of fitness video or sumthin and then Im watching it on the regular youtube home now it has a yorgurt breast cancer awerness shit

[1234pokemonblack]

1,2 bite 1,2 bite 1,2 bite hahahah LOL :P

[JoEjOnAzIzMiNeIFLY]

You are not even that fat lol..



[kingkey14]

you use to go my school

[KrAzYtOnY90]

its relaxed muscle

[IMBnation]

Dcigs i love this video im fat as hell too. I cant see my dick over the toleit either. Hahaha

[dcigs]

this is some of my stand up material

[M0nSt3r88]

@dcigs hahahahah



[kablabrules]

@dcigs lol dude you should have your own show on the comedy network~!

[MuffinLover1999]

@dcigs Hey you rock. can u send me ur name to add u on FB. (Send by message pls

[SuperWwechamp1]

@dcigs well you just made me happy from mad thank you!!! :)

[itzTheISO]

Buffets. Pretty sure the T is silent

[JoEjOnAzIzMiNeIFLY]

I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE. I just got in so much trouble at school for watching this. xD So worth it. Love you DCIGGGSSS!

[flykid13141]

I was laughing so hard i drooled on myself

[SuperNmat]

Soo funny! OMG!

[bobbobson3100]

i would date someone if they gave me a candy bar, not a guy tho

[shadowhunter388]

I am curious to what his neighbors think? What the fuck is this guy doin?

[MrTomtacticz]

He "do-do" push ups and He "do-do" sit ups

[Tj500000000000000000]

thumbs up if u saw his blue chevy blazer in the backround

[SuperWizard101addict]

lol where i live a large is 1.09 small 1.09 meduim 1.09

[NixonBateman]

Et it

[JoEjOnAzIzMiNeIFLY]

@NixonBateman

That made me laugh so fucking hard.

[NixonBateman]

@JoEjOnAzIzMiNeIFLY ROTFL

[bdonbdsful]

your so funny because your from barbados!

[chatythegirl]

i doodoo pushups

[theshadowhaxorus]

*jiggle

[FlamezTrickshots]

buff-et lmao

[TheTwiztidAlkaholik]

i literately laughed the entire time LOL

[DXJacobxxxDX]

@TheTwiztidAlkaholik Me Too To The Point Where My face hurt and i cried

[snoozer108]

I Know i got DD's on my chest!

[dilloniscool1000]

isn't soda at mcDonalds $1.09 any size now?

[KrazyKuKluxKiller]

If a lady walked up to me and gave me a candy bar I would definitely date her.

[bobbobson3100]

@KrazyKuKluxKiller same hear, im fat as hell, and i want my god damn candy bar bitches!!!

[IzmeqDrenade]

the way he say the word "fat" is so funny...haha FETT.

[bootypipe]

"you don't gotta remind me that my stretch marks got stretch marks"

"woke up in the morning wit bacon in yo midsection"

funniest parts. lmao

[TheBullySEmaster]

its pronouncet ''buffey''

[57Montgomery]

you must be out of your dumb la..my miiind !!!

[RAYDADON21]

this nigga said "i caught a fat" lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Habitat72420]

"Y'all ant even see me right now, can you? Call of duty right now, killin ya in the face!" LMFAO

[neneyounge]

i like big guys lol :D i subscribed because he reminds me a little of my b/f

[USHARDY]

ONE

TWO

BITE

[iCreateGFXDesignz]

LOL!

[Ichaseschoolbuses]

This is my anthem.... Thank you siggas

[MrCOOLDUDE1999]

dcigs isnt fat hes fluffy

[shadowfangirl4life]

2:13 i'm laughin cuz ur laughin xD

[gabbybeeee]

I caught a fat.

[TarksTV]

God damn Good video :D:D:D Love it *subscribe*

[thebrandonp88]

after you eat and get sleepy you have niggarites

[mrshizzy234]

3:05 one. two. BIGHT!!! LOL xD love you dcigs!

[Susanna12ful]

Dcigs: (Laughs) "WHY YOU LAUGHIN!?" Lol :D

[TrickLovesYa]

Buff-etts lol!

[TrickLovesYa]

He inspired me on how to exercise.. <3

[Rushyew]

dcigs every morning before i go to college i watch one of ur vids, u make smile every morning hhhhhhh <3

[TheFreestylebeast]

that nigga said u so fat, your skin look nasty look like a zebra print! lmaoooo he even laughed when he said that!

[ForeverAlone1002]

lmfaooo



[THEEuross12]

do transcribe audio and laugh your ass off harder

[AHAMEANO123]

if she aint 280 she aint a lady

[themasteracer]

AND IVE SEEN SOME DAAAMMMNNNS BEFORE AND U AINT EVEN STARTED ON THE CHARTS COMPARED TO THE PEOPLE IVE SEEN DAMN THEY CANT EVEN GET ON THE ELEVATOR THE SECURITY GARED HAD TO STOP THEM AND THEY SAID THEY AINT FAT AND I SAID CUZ IT WAS IN A WORK BUILDING AND I WAS THERE FOR A MEETING I SAID GIRLS YUR ON THE DAMN LVL SHIT MAN EAT A SALAD OR SOMPTIN YOUR SHOES ARE CRYING FOR HELP XD!!!!!! IM HEALTHY ON THE SCALE BUT IM LOOSIN WHEGHT THOUGH

[themasteracer]

dude dcigs u aint fat NOW THERES 5 LEVELS OF FAT ITS THE IGLACIES THEARY THERES BIG , HEALTHY , HUSKY, FLUFFY , AND DDDAAAAMMMNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lanciavsmukuro123]

god made him this way because it was impossible to fit so much funny in a skinny ass body

[abiezernitro1]

why you fat??????????

[Kalindist]

He's not fat, he's fluffy ;3

[MrImzabeast]

find ya penis one dolla find ya penis one dolla

[domantor11]

Bixxyboy ur gay fuck u

[VERITYISAWSOME]

your not fat your fluffy :)

[TheChunkyKong]

When he cracked up it made me laugh xD

[TheMinijc1able]

jiggle



[JH29SONGZ]

HE SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYY!!!! xDD

[cjizzilll]

@JH29SONGZ fugly instead of fluffy

[6satan6ist6]

he's not fat he's FLUFFY

[Musicerthanyou]

HIV DOESNT CAUSE AIDS!!!!!!!!!!

[Torgue05]

I can't do that for two hours! ..*stutters* IM FAT YOU DUMB BITCH! ..epic xD

[blackrazorstar]

LMAO he wears sports bras cuse he has big breasts lol XD

[MsNicole4278]

JUMBO JACKS!!! hahaha too funni

[nauvaful]

One Two Bite !! Lmaooooo

[nauvaful]

My teeth got stretchmarks ! Lmao

[nhpivotlk]

McDonanlds Larges are $1.00

[daniel8261]

he's not fat he's fluffy =D

[MizzMonkeyLover43]

LMFAOOOOOOOO XX''''DDDD

[Markwatt64]

Yo man you just did excercise. You just spent 4 min using your mouth muscles XD.

[Annmarietenacious]

@Markwatt64 i ment to thumbs up!!! just in case

[TrickyMold48]

LMFAO He said said when he does jumping jumps his titties hit his face!

[TKDCorbin]

No homo but actually your smaller than your earlier vids do you life too short to do anything else



[KingOftThePossums]

1:49 Killin' ya, killin' ya in yo face LOL

[FutureTrunksSSJ1]

i love how he says BUFFETS !

[icegodz2]

where did he go?

[bootypipe]

u wake up one mornin wit bacon in yo midsection lol

[Etrian2]

It's awesome he can make fun of himself like that, i guess he's just a "bigger" man than i am :D

[angelstar727]

LMFAO yur awesome make more of these vids

[DillingerEscapeMan]

2:29

[jets4dasuperbowl]

So your name is deandre hmmm?

[SupaMushroom1]

Dcigs isnt fat, he is Fabulous And Thick!

[iamrichlol]

BU FETTS

[jsamuels93]

I do do push ups and I do do sit ups lmao!!!!

[lilsouthside145]

BUF-FETS

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO

[MrGladBEASTftw]

you know youre fat when its snowing and you still sweatin

[manager96ful]

dcigs is not fat he is just full of comedy

[ANTHRAXEETER]

@manager96ful when he runs out of jokes hell get skinny

[KaiserFlamberge]

=D

[TheBrieautiful]

you only use the bathroom . .once a day? lmfao

[LegitSinger1]

lmaoo he sed "OUTSHYDD" (outside)

[ricky33551]

1$ any size soda!!!!

[BlacKJuic3]

This ain't no goddangone gamee

[Instucablanator]

right the hell on now

[ryhyena]

do you go to the gym?

[thecrowrip1]

buffets? lol

[johnai1994]

THATS SAD ..

[tigersfanatic98]

umm, every drink is a dollar at mcdonalds.

[HxTrEmEcHaOs]

I wanna wake up with bacon on my midsection.

[DrNetLoVe]

OKAY! CALM DOWN BRO!?

[GhettooGamin]

Dcigs if you get skinny, it wont be the same

[xxmistykristyxx]

@GhettooGamin Agreeeeed.

[F5FURU12]

@GhettooGamin yeah i dont want to see lance armstrong do comedy lol

[soulcrusherx29]

@GhettooGamin Josh from drake and josh much? it was never the same, a person cant be fat and funny then after 10 years be skinny and funny...

[GhettooGamin]

@soulcrusherx29 wtf is drake and josh

[soulcrusherx29]

@GhettooGamin ಠ_ಠ ...

[jaysmoove9002]

@GhettooGamin shet the fuck up u dammn fag stop hatin on dcigs cause hes more funny then u

[GhettooGamin]

@jaysmoove9002 How am I hatin on dcigs ? you dumb fuck

[jaysmoove9002]

@GhettooGamin cause you tryna make fun of him talkin about if he lose weight he wont be funny yes he would

@jaysmoove9002