Creating Rem Lezar Pt. 1

[McCall72]

Jerry Sandusky gave this film two thumbs up. Way up!!!

[rush1er]

why do I want a Snickers Bar all of a sudden?

[kdj997]

@ 7:20, how were they able to afford Rick Astley to do the voice overs? He was at the peak of his popularity then.

[kdj997]

I'm almost certain that cocaine or some other narcotic was directly responsible when this idea was conceived.

[kdj997]

@ 4:40, where's zack's oscar? That's some stellar acting in tat scene. A more riveting speech than Nicholson in a few good man.

[goofywilly]

Required viewing at nambla meetings

[4HundredTheCat]

Shit - drawing the mobius strip was exactly how I went crazy too!

[rush1er]

OMG! I fucking knew it! This is a subliminal PedoBear Prod... just look @5:43 and you'll see Pedo Bear in the top left corner, peering down in sensual satisfaction

[noisepuppet]

ROSEMARY PONZO

[44eelz]

Dayuuum, thats one Fine-Ass teacher!

[tsartodd]

the teacher looks like a porn star.

[DarkNorthfear]

6:58 sounds like the voice of Lisa Simpson

[leonvisser]

scarry stuf

[EGshlimAJ]

why were the 80s so gay?

[ThomasBellarusa]

First I thought it as a great pedobear joke, now I think It's actually a damn sad movie

[Suitecake]

No butts.

"oh yeah? just watch bitch"

[limbdarkening]

rem is from R.E.M. sleep but what the hell is a Lezar?!

[haggisforthesoul]

"Every child has a Rem Lezar." Is that latin for "area normally covered by a bathing suit?"

[haggisforthesoul]

Thank you timothyhand for making Rem Lezar accessible to all people everywhere. I'll never sleep again.

[GioSkaPunk]

@haggisforthesoul LOL

[XxBeatlesforeverxX]

The name Zach has been ruined for my whole family.

[JohnnyLovely2]

Lmao!!! I love this movie, he really DOES look like Peyton Manning and sounds like Elvis! hahaha plus he's a pedo

[tsartodd]

lol i think Zack is really daydreaming about fucking his teacher's brains out.

[Caleb9849]

When I'm dreaming...I'm dreaming of a dream.

....Fantastic.

[anarchovendean]

"part of the joy I get from this boy is his innocent laugh..."

Ø_Ø

[rush1er]

stupid jew movie... its full of jews, with there jewish agenda!

[TyphoidExcel]

@rush1er and whats wrong with jewish people?

you dont even know why u hate them do u?

[rush1er]

@TyphoidExcel I'm not prejudice... I hate everyone equally. Especially cracka' ass crackas'!!!

[240ups]

Can't that little girl understand that Mommy's on her last leg or at least her last CHAIR!

[neddx]

What do you think the dissolve in 9:21 covered. Did Rem Lezar have her open her mouth too.

[SpiritAscent]

5:02

I love mom's barely-contained rage moment.

[biggray2]

Peyton Manning and Elvis had a baby....it's name......Rem Lezar!

[goofywilly]

This is actually how we, as children view the world!

of course we can't remember it as the drugs they give

us in the school "lunches" has purged our young minds

of the wierd indoctrinations and training they forced on us!

[snoopyd80]

When I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming of a dream...truer words were never spoken. Sigh.

[docsigma]

It's appropriate that his symbol is the infinity symbol, because that's how many times he wants to sodomize children.

[randomhenchmen]

@docsigma lololhahahahahah sssoooo true

[kellyswine]

this movie is fuuuuuuuuuucked!

[Treebot1]

4:42...."nobody wants to listen. Not my pants, not my teachers...nobody!"

Rem listened Zack.....he listened to your pants.

[kellyswine]

@Treebot1 man, i've seriously been chuckling over this comment for over twenty minutes now

[MagnolliaBelmont]

pedobear!! aproves XD

[Booyakasha976]

when i dream im dreaming of a dream.

[waysgoose]

2.25 "Before my vision starts slipping away". Is that because Zack has a dirty rag with chloroform held over his mouth?

[rush1er]

In a situation like this, I'd molest Rem Lezar before he molested me.

[xanfus]

goodnight little girl. don't mind me. i'm just going to touch myself and watch you while you sleep.... lmao this shit is too effin' much!

[rush1er]

THIS IS TERRIBLE!...yet, I'm compelled to watch it. I'm like a fly because I love crap.

[coax74]

A friend of mine found his inner Rem Lezar several years back. He's had nothing but intensive therapy since then.

[RoseCrossVato]

It's all about 3:15. Incidentally, this kid is a mumbler.

[archer1949]

"Part of the joy that I get from this boy.."

Coming from a guy with a purple mullet and spandex.

Right.......

Did anyone not turn to the guy who made this and said "Dude, this is kinda creepy."

[Cronos7]

@archer1949

He paid the troll toll.

[JHarrell89]

@Cronos7 hahahaha just what i though

[QueenLane78]

Rosemary Ponzo...the master of costume design...

[FlipFlopBottomley]

Couldn't this kid come up with an imaginary friend better than Rem Lezar?

[neoncastlebleck]

no more stories, no more excuses, no butts.

[goofywilly]

Required viewing at NAMBLA meetings! O.o

[metyyra]

why does the principle have statue of Napoleon on his desk?

When I dream, I'm dreaming of a dream

[Indian5869]

lsd-25... pedophilia... maybe?

[eshoffman]

Ashley's mom is fucking hot

[XxBeatlesforeverxX]

The greatest movie ever.

[gauntylgrimm]

this dude is a chi-mo for sure

[Clive444]

A pedophiliac masterpiece.

[ianwestc]

Come on guys, where's the HD version?

[bhickman6]

What the hell is on the ceiling that he's looking at? And why doesn't the camera show us what he's staring at?

[automatwinslaytracks]

I can't describe how awful this is.

[PistolGripPump12ga]

lol he gets joy from an innocent boy

[PistolGripPump12ga]

this movie is fucking terrible.

[Bucs211]

"No more stories, no excuses, (looks at the door i think) no butts."

[TheRealGentleman]

The "part of the joy..." scene looks really awkward. Both the kid and the teacher have somewhat stilted, uncomfortable reactions to Rem's unexplained and bizarre presence as he awkwardly croons at them.

Yet somehow I find this all very moving!!!

[Bucs211]

That teacher is sexy in a late 80's porn star kinda way....i can picture lingerie under that dress she has, no?....and don't get me started on the mom...

[TheRealGentleman]

Hey Rem Lezar, can I have a Snickers?

[diddykongfu]

7:24 lmao jeez

[hanaryukoku]

who sends a kid to the principals office for having an imagination and an open mind? maybe in north korea.

[eskimospy77]

Don't be afraid of the dark little girl. Rem Lezar will protect you.

[Doyubi]

4:35 - "Fag! Who do you think you're talking to?"

[XxBeatlesforeverxX]

"When I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming of a dream."

[Leontypaguy3]

wtf is this?

[Eyedunno]

I remember I rented this when I was a kid. The box advertised some free thing just for renting it (I forgot what exactly). The video store said they were out of whatever it was, but I rented it anyway, and ugh...

[pisscoveredcerealbox]

In Soviet Russia, Rem Lezar Creates you.

[tabanorama]

NOBODY!!!

[hipshimmy]

Dang....they just have an imaginary friend. I could understand if the friend was telling the kids to kill that bitch of a teacher or mother, but he doesn't exist. I could thing of worst things now that kids get in trouble for today. However, him massaging the medallion on his chest is kind of pervy.

[gremlinfrog5]

this movie is mad genius. thanks for posting it.

[clockyz]

seriously, i dont understand why ppl hate this musical so much.. is is really that crappy?? (needs your opinion)

[Godzilla1985]

i dont hate it, i love it because it's so bad

[Godzilla1985]

"The Teacher is such a fucking Bitch. I dream  Rem Lezar is ass fucking her corpse"

[tsartodd]

i think that Zack made up the whole Rem Lazar thing to cover up for his daydreaming about boning his porn-star teacher and then killing and dismembering her.

[tsartodd]

if ever a movie deserved the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment, it's this one. We should get in touch with the Rifftrax people to see if they could work up something for "Rem Lazar."

[fakechicken]

there are few things I love more than MST3K

[rush1er]

I'm dreaming of a dream?

[feralpanda]

When Zack asks to go to an "unknown land" I don't think he had Rem Lezar's windowless van in mind.

[MyFoodsRtouching]

Zach - "The principal's office? That's about a 2 minute, 15 second walk from here. What a perfect time to sing a song! These halls have got some great acoustics!"

[Godzilla1985]

I wish that Rem Lezar would visit me in my dreams.. I would tell him "I fucking hate you Rem Lezar."

[greatmuta1]

The music is louder than the singing

[Godzilla1985]

2:15 - 3:00 that's how I act while on Zoloft...

[tsartodd]

i used to dislike Rudy Giuliani, then i realized that he chased pedo-freaks like Rem Lazar out of New York City for good and I changed my mind about Rudy!

[SmitGrd]

This is what I call TV. It's hard-hitting, smooth-shaven and extremely suggestive.

[Roxas4ever]

Can anyone say pedophile?!

[DezoWilliams]

@Roxas4ever WORD!

[rt16]

1:15

lol what a dork.

[tsartodd]

LOL zack was REALLY daydreaming about boning his hot 80s skank teacher hard up the ass.

[KevinLounsberry]

oh my god.. this is going to give me nightmares -.-

[Broheiz]

I heard that little boy grew up to be Rod Cone.

[agwellin]

"I get joy from that boy."

Quoted for posterity.

[GeekInSequins]

I think Purpleando thinks it's so bad it's entertaining. I do too.

And if you think it's the absolute worst movie ever made, then you have never seen "Plan 9 From Outer Space."

[Tailas444]

Ahh, good ol' Ed Wood

[fakechicken]

And if you think Plan 9 is the worst movie ever made, you haven't seen "Manos: The Hands of Fate" : )

[matt999tye]

"The part of the joy that I get from this boy is his innocent laugh, and his style." Rem Lezar, why don't you have a seat right over there.

[tsartodd]

if someone ever said that to my kid, i'd have him shot or arrested under suspicion of being a pedophile.

[Tailas444]

Hahahaha that's awesome. Exactly what i was thinking

[Advocatos212]

the acting is as good as in a pornography

[tsartodd]

lol the teacher actually looks like a late 80s porno star!!

[purpleando]

OMG!!! I love this movie, I'm watching it for the second time today. We watched it at camp, and everybody screamed when Rem Lezar came alive!

[KevinLounsberry]

that's pretty sad, purpleando

[deuxhardboiledeggs]

"When I'm dreaming I'm dreaming of a dream..." oy vey, Ira Gershwin eat your heart out.

[ImaniOU]

Why is he walking down the hallway like he has never been to this school before? He's been to the principal's office before and yet he's walking around as if he were doing an impersonation of Stevie Wonder with a severe case of conjunctivitis and neck strain.

[GeekInSequins]

And you think some teacher would lean out a classroom door and tell him to stop singing.

[benenada]

Rem Lezar is the original Pedo Bear

[waltonmt]

Don't know about you guys but if I were that kid I would have been drawing pictures of that teacher,not dreaming about some freakazoid in a blue cape.

[Ravencross06]

The actor who plays Rem was in the Porky's movies as well as in the indie sleeper hit "The Brothers McMullen"

[PandaMyCo]

And the singing Snicker's commercials!

[lunaticfilms]

well thats a relief. i was worried i was the only one who saw this guy in my dreams.

[rojman123]

I want my own Rem Lezar!

[flyonawndshield]

I could watch this till my eyes bled.

[ISEEUDANCE]

very grand!

[ISEEUDANCE]

Dat boy named Zack Jack pattywhck got raped, foos! Dat skawey blue monster!

[ISEEUDANCE]

I hate kidz! Dey skrew up everythang, eh? Crazy lil' bitches... butt i totally <3 Rem Laser!

[saq428]

My little one...LSD!!!

[bleed0range]

Hey... Rem Lezar is the happy peanut song guy from the Snickers Commercial! hahaha!

[bleed0range]

wow

[dex1lsp]

This is one of the strangest movies EVER and I love it!

[SwissCheeseInOurEyes]

lol thanks for putting this up

[zztswat]

i needed rem last night and when i thought he had arrived in my dream i woke up to my brother touching my balls!

b.t. is a pedophile!

[youreacuntface]

Executive producers...? People would actually put their names on this?

[Halloween41]

God, I wish MST3K did this movie, now I got to do it myself with some friends.

[shunt]

Why do all superheroes wear capes?

[ClaudLeon]

I'm starting a Rem Lezar cult!!!!!

I'll charge people $5,000,000 to teach them how to contact Rem Lezar so he may guide them in all things!!!

[ZonkOut]

I had this on VHS...truly painful.

[Richman1818]

Daylon!

[forsbrookme]

hey Courtney, did he ever touch you :)

[RottingElvis]

I stumbled across a copy of this movie by accident quite some time ago and it is the GEM of my movie collection. I asked Scott Z about buying the rights to the movie so I could press some DVDs and distribute them, but he said it was his first film and it was near to his heart. Pfft. Whatever, dude. This movie is a comedy classic that NEEDS to be pushed into the mainstream!

Thanks for getting it up here.. the more people that see this, the happier I will be.

[tvnedod]

been waiting for this... just saw the whole movie. just love it!!! :) does any one got the lyrics for the rap song scene?

[TSandJS4life]

Johnothan Goth took me trick or treating when i was little.  He plays Zach right?

[TSandJS4life]

The boy that plays Zach is my neibhor's son, and well as th man who produced this movie is my neibhor and my brother is in the movie. hes the one with the afro.

[Saccarine]

Omg, the entire movie! Where did you get this form?

I r teh <3 this.

[ossas81]

For some strange reason, the creators of this masterpiece have not made youtube take it down for copyright reasons....

[Reefdevil]

OUT OF SIGHT!!!1!

[lastfirstborn2]

Very nice, thanks for the heads up Tim.

~Joe

[NstyN8]

YES! You are Out of Site! Please, post more!

[nugget96]

Thank you,

We have been waiting for Rem Lezar forever, we almost bought the VHS for $100. Please put the rest up!

[timothyhand]

I will be putting the rest up soon. I just now uploaded pt. 2. E-mail this to everyone you know. I want to turn Creating Rem Lezar into the next cult classic.

[timothyhand]

Here's the Wikipedia entry on it. Feel free to add what you may think it needs. en.wikipedia*org/wiki/Creating­_rem_lezar. Just take out the * and add a .

[courtneyk23]

Hi! I played Ashlee in the movie.

[timothyhand]

How do we know for sure? However, if you really are Courtney Kernaghan, that's amazing. What do you do now?

[courtneyk23]

It's really me. As for proof, I have the casting Polaroid's & can answer any question that you could possibly have regarding the filming too! You can see my picture in the friend's box on Myspace's Rem Lezar Group page.

[courtneyk23]

Here's something that hasn't been told. I also play Zach's stunt double during the lake scene. He was terrified of the water, so I dressed up in his clothes & jump in his place. If you pay attention, you'll clearly see that after I get submerged in the water they cut to Zach, whose heads still bone dry!! Ever notice that?

[timothyhand]

I did notice that before.