KassemG's Eyes Are Like Quavers and His Ears Are Like Maltesers (Ass Chasm #8)

[LINDOUILLLE]

No one can pronounce or write MALTESERS.

[wazer7693]

i have sexy videos ;)

[smexyapman]

dude, i loved doug. thanks for reminding me <3

[hipnhappenin]

He likes Doug because Doug and Skeeter both have humongous noses...just like little Kassem.

[VanScott100]

ASS CHASM!!!!!!!!!!........!!!!!!!­!

[fanboyREMiiX]

I may have just had an or-Kassem

[slickrick3010]

what baseball fight was that????

[undefinedpurpose]

the editing is annoying

[umberto120592]

KASSEM'S THE WOODY ALLEN OF THE NEW GENERATION!

[xswimmerx94]

I love you Kassemmmmm 3

[grgharrison9]

Beatles ya

[vega7291]

ha I got that guy beat I haven't had sex in 15 years

[650Golf]

lol like if you get the number nine joke... if you're old enough...

[The4thResistance]

@650Golf you dont have to be old to get that joke.

[SirromNave]

Ren and Stimpy and Rockos Modern life was WAAAAAY better than Doug.

[MrsPattinsonNewman]

moltsers. no.

[vedranaa]

awwwww revolution 9... <3

[vedranaa]

he should get his nose enlarged!!

[rattlersrule]

so this is where the nose jokes started!!

[TheUltimateMilanFan]

from 0:08 2 0:16 LOL Kassem ur funny

[buckkelseymila]

i was in love with patty mayonase

[subzero4007]

At the end, you can see part of that guys penis behind Kassem...

[coassterr]

@subzero4007 um awesome bro...

[caliguess]

Kassem should've kept his hair like this it looks waayyyyy better!

[icedbananatea]

ass chasm, cause then it's like talking to a giant asshole! just kidding but ass chasm is better :D

[Kneekicka]

Love it

[LoBlazor]

2:55 hehe...Pete Burns

[ooolllaaavvv]

Forwards: Number nine. Number nine. Number nine.

Backwards: Turn me on, dead man. Turn me on, dead man, Turn me on, dead man

Gotta love The Beatles <3

[makethatall]

Awsome short Movie

[jajackka]

bowl of ice cream in my lap is freezin my cack

[H0lY16]

More street music!

[IV1NJAxGAMING]

First !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pacotaco1246]

What was the removed comment?

[EvilPainNova]

im a malteser (from malter) :D hello there

[yourmothereatsmyclit]

ASS CHASM

[ImSoNotCharlie]

Rofl at the way you said maltesers ♥

[123tita91]

thumps up if u came here from street music

[theblondbrownandred]

Omg! It was John friking barrowman with weird hair...... Liking himself?

[BFMVfin]

wtf? 5:23 dude on green screen has dick on his hand...

[ArcaneAssasinvG]

Any1 else pause at 0:43 for other reasons besides looking at the comments?

[dbeach214]

Fuck You , I want to fill up a brown sack lunch with shit and scream everything i hate about you and the world into it, then hit you in the face with it because you are a fucking pair of clown shoes.

[FUTTBUCKERS12]

is netflicks paying for your boob job

[FoxxyHawk]

Love how awkward you are

[RandumbWierdo]

I love you more...

[NwiNteR2020]

I lika chokole

[NwiNteR2020]

I loved that funny comment

[luilo4]

asgasm

[rororigo52]

dang tricked by the surprise link again...

[tashaMELY]

am i the only one that is in love with kassemg???? I LOVE YOU KASSEM!!!! : ) ≤3

[yozecool]

What video was it when the batter got into fight with the pitcher?? Lmfao

[TheBobitoman]

Chasm, OR.GASM lol

[madbar4lifexo]

you don't do chicks with big noses? damn.

[ag28xoxo]

wash your superman socks

[arvindemey]

What happened to his videos? :D

[TheLegendOfTroll]

anüncements...

[ARedBannana]

You should get naked.

[caliguess]

He's cute in this vid

[DiscoRocketMan]

you spelled mormon wrong

[kristilicious3]

he pronounces malteasers weirdly..

[L7U]

for each word you say, a new image shows up. what a waste of time kassem :/

[iHariis95]

Wtf moltersers thought they were pronounced molteezers

[HasAHugePianist]

@iHariis95 They are, he was kidding.

[birdhouse345]

Ass Gasm xD

[Almar072]

Aww come on :53 really? Fucking nasty!

[bikermandandy121]

maltisers lol do you have them in america?

[caliguess]

I laughed so hard when he said " I likah chocalat " haha

[caliguess]

hes so cute

[TheBigRedTom]

Isn't it 1 to screw it in and 1 to comment on how they're the 302nd viewer?

[M126X]

YEAH The Beatles reference!

[dpotts25]

was the 2nd to last pic a penis?

[keyofjenna]

Holy Crap! My B-day is October 4th!!!!!!

[GhostsNSt00f]

A fucking 15 minute ad about Jesus at the start. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

[SillySillyBellBell]

MULTISSERS???

[Caleb192837465]

lol mal tuhsers

[SnipeForTheHyPe]

Malteeeeeesers

[caliguess]

I lika chocalat

[messenger360]

this is overdone

[greedyhips22]

woa ask kassems used to be real funny

[MegaBacktalk]

I like your nose!

[PaintingFlowers260]

Lol, That's not how you say Maltesers 

[SuperJUSTME90]

oh my gosh! I love the way u say malteasers! U said it wrong G

[freakomation]

ash catchem

[LucasGossReviews]

Youve got the,Wolf shirt wearing,Jew-Nose looking,Green screen using,Street Music playing,Pedafhail looking face,Superman socks wearing,Blues......

[smoshfan456]

1:03 HOLY SHIT OWNED

[CarlAxelBo]

That wasnt swedish, but close though. We say tillkännagivande. Just so you know.

[mrakobes79]

Great show Kassem G :)

[caliguess]

haha i love kassem hes so funny !!!!

[Ramox3]

wtf is maltesers and quavers lol ?

[RemzElleG]

LOL at the background at 2:53 

[j1g145]

Askassem u should change it to

[CCaitlin87]

wait i dont get it?

[Guiltycutie]

ur nose is beautiful

[helenvoss]

Please do more street music!

[Aidenatorar]

lol maltesers

[CJ6218]

1:04

falcon punch!!!!!!

[KDrewCollins]

thumbs up if you rewinded to see the baseball brawl.

[ImCuteSoDamnCute]

Thumbs up if you shit on the floor so the water doesn't splash your ass.

[Hejzwej]

Ass Chasm Orgasm

[Stessbam1]

Cock

[katiesimplykatie]

when you said that question i was thinking do they know who shaycarl is then you said it i was like there we go.....

[laz0r4321]

Where is that baseball thing from? XD

[masterman14able]

thumbs up if there should be some mexican girls with big boobs

[Cakeandbun666]

FYI, when you said "announcements" you sounded Canadian.

[1000OceansWide]

There's a sock next to me.

[GeeOH]

Kassem G was the fastest wolf sperm.

[S3iF3]

Kassem is like the "Hindenburg" its just unbelieveable fun to watch ! annüncements is not german :D In german its : Ankündigungen ... try to spell it. No srsly that was a command, do it



[S3iF3]

Kassem is like the "Hindenburg" its just unbelieveable fun !

[sianround]

what's a malteser? i say mal tee ser

[Allenzo04]

0:12 thats a fine ass

[ksbarnette]

your hair looked good in this video

[househasshow]

I like the baseball video at the beginning

[HotdogBrains123]

Your uneven american apparel strings are bothering me.

[LuViNsP]

a lakka chacala!

[ethanB612]

Whaaa... shouldn't that be the other way around? Eyes/Ears, I mean??

[ThePaBePa]

5:24 look at the background!!

[ShotgunCollar]

ahahaha blasphemy ftw 0:57

[Gvf77x]

xP Kassem's nose isn't even that big.

I think if he had a smaller nose he would be as cute ;3 is that just me?

[Hammersmashedaccount]

"number 8 *burp*"

obscure Simpsons reference FTW

[LexissBaaby]

i will never say maltesers the same again; ahaha that was funny

[steliozzfil]

that was Canadian!!

[klairkrosby]

Fuck You speedy cash commercial

[heathi51]

talking to a person to the side that clearly isnt there

[BigMotherFuckinFluff]

Kassem G caught all the poke' mon

[TheAussieBrooke]

ffaaaiillll lol malteasers are the besttt yay i love aussie chocolates

[123Yianna]

omfg funniest shit 3:37- 3:48 rofl

[The0bsession]

nose enlargening?? where can i get that done? lmao 

[ch666999ch]

2:34 Kassem has a nose ring.

[iamsuperrandom]

@ch666999ch yes...a flesh colored nose ring...that makes sense

[fubilator]

first

[ramgado]

@bigsteamfan haha i agree!

[NikkiDiss]

Woah you sure know how to rape a green screen :)

[SlightlyOffTrackProd]

KassemG masturbates to wolf porn.

[PirosLivi]

What do they say???big nose big di*k? so...

big sport car/big TV and big nose are almost equal - yet you do not need to invest any money. you can spend the money you saved on getting girls...

just saying:)

[LaliEmiru]

@PirosLivi You won't get girls with a big TV...

[DrCoke21]

@LaliEmiru but the girls show up on his TV

[Ramin233]

I'm Persian kassem

Its okay... I have a big nose

[christiano956]

it's ok kassem i am Italian i have a big nose too lol

[DelilahValdi]

i LIKE your big nose..what are they talking about?

[DontStealMyBagels]

Said Maltesers wrong. Malt- teasers.. Gah.

[steff4]

ass-chasm!

...I like to see him pop out between butt cheeks

[nikhilr51]

Maltesers?

[TheAwesomeHammer]

Kassem G Needs to lay off the Runescape.

[aherrin10]

3:41 xD

[aherrin10]

3:51 xD

[8th1der00]

:48 haha

[lilkayavincent]

thumbs up cool glassers

[ThisGuysRetarded]

Thumbs up if you think TheChasingperfections comment is idiotic.

[McLOVIN9419]

Kassem G watches too much porn

[wedojackass]

assgasm

[sally3443]

ass omg kcmg lol kcmg

[rundmc525]

4:22

[makantang]

orkasm =)

[XxTweetyAngelxX]

twitter questionnnnnnahhhhonnnnnnn LOL omg LOL

[Wolfgirl36512]

I has Netflix :)

[HellSpawnJellodude]

the fucking ad lags this video...

[christiano956]

i remeber doug

[starburstx0315]

lmfao i didnt get the lightbulb joke.

[katielicon08]

L M F A O !

[jdawg1692]

LMFAO at the down syndrome Superman 0:27

[55southpark100]

3:52 Porn announcment?

[n8ball47]

DUDE no way ROCKO"S MODERN LIFE FTW!!!!!!!!!

[HotNewHipHop1]

MALTEEEEEZERS!!

[MakeMusic9019]

you must actually edit this

[itsonlyonyxia]

Oh man..im only 16 but calling ahhh real monsters oldschool? Damn...

[TheGeraldsamson]

ASSGASM!

[Blast0Mast0]

@helloseattleay What game is that? in 3:29?

[TheTimmaRex]

@Blast0Mast0 dig dug

[Blast0Mast0]

WHATS THE GAME AT 3:29!?? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THANKS

[ProfessorWoof]

ass chasm ftw

[ObligatedHornet]

Kassem G had spinal intercourse

[LouieLove420]

ass jisim

[MeganWakes1]

LMAO fail at saying maltesers!!