DIRECTV - "Don't Wake Up in a Roadside Ditch" 2012 Commercial

[1troygood]

When your computer is on the fritz, you talk to him.

When you talk to him, You get angry and throw yourself a fit

When you get angry and throw yourself a fit, Your wife couldn't handle the pressure of you getting mad.

When your wife couldn't handle the pressure, She leaves the house and dumps your ass.

When your wife leaves the house and dumps your ass. You burned all of her stuff.

When you burn all of her stuff, You get arrested and charged with arson.

End your troubles and get an Apple.

[RolingStone10]

SERGIO?

SERGIO CHILLE?

[iclandgirl]

hahhhahhahah!!!!

[samogunmola3]

I luv this commerial

[BHDread]

18 People think they are tuff

[rjohnrock41]

The funniest commercial!

[aurorajd31]

Luv thi commercial

[popamillion]

when you have cable and your box freezes you get mad / When you get mad your friends think you have anger problems / when your friends think you have anger problems they dump you / when you get dumped you get desperate to make friends / when you get desperate to make friends you do strange things to get attention / when you do strange things for attention aliens want to make love to you / Dont have aliens try to make love to you, get rid of cable and upgrade to Direct TV

[SweetMint888]

Lmao my social studies teacher made it a project for us to write a DIRECT TV commercial like this about Animal Farm XD

[clockworkorange1986]

@SweetMint888, haha sounds like a pretty good teacher!

[adamgore1]

lol best commercial ever !

[Bails903]

When your cable stalls, you get tense

When you get tense, you pop a blood vessel

When you pop a blood vessel, you go to the doctor

When you go to the doctor, you can't work your job as a police officer

When you cant work your job as a police officer, people die

When people die, new younger cops are brought in to take away your job

When your job is taken away, you have to work in a cubicle

When you work in a cubicle, you get hit on by the fat chick named Debbie

Dont get hit on by Debbie

[ArtForTheEars]

lmfao

[tetrakings]

Greatest Commercial EVER!!!! I can't believe I actually Searched...to watch a commercial....but this never gets old.

[ch2113]

i just watched a commercail for a commercail

[RTWXYZ]

just too funny

[ichigokurosaki0007]

Fucking hilarious. I dnt get why there is even a dislike button for this commercial.

[FreeworldJTP]

Directtv keep em comin!

[anythingnew]

Cool, American commercials are getting better again!

[TheUrbanRainbow]

How come so many people think racial humor is funny?? :(

[gocaps82]

I could watch this over and over and it would still be funny.

[fuh039]

This is exactly what happened to 18 people.

[shitbrix213]

the eye patch part happened to me and escaped the next part cause i became a pirate o.O

[darkodasefx]

One of the greatest comercials ever made!

[frostyfreezyfreeze54]

When your cable goes out, you make dumb decisions

When you make dumb decisions, you feed your dog alphabet soup

When you feed your dog alphabet soup, the letters go to her brain instead of her stomach

When the letters go to her brain instead of her stomach, she gains the ability to speak

When she gains the ability to speak, she can't stop talking

When she can't stop talking, you get annoyed

And when you get annoyed, you kill your dog with a gun

Don't kill your talking dog with a gun



[NiseiGoJuRu]

@frostyfreezyfreeze54 I can't stop laughing at this! Good one!!!

[imjtblanton]

DirecTV has the funniest commercials! (Yet their TV service still sucks.)

[kaprice822]

F'n Hilarious!!!

[CraziFunGuy]

When you want satellite TV you usually call a provider

When you call Direct TV you might want to cancel the cable

When you cancel the Cable you usually also cancel the Internet

When you cancel the Internet you can't go online

When you can't go online you are no longer connected

When you are not connected all hell breaks loose and you can't pay your bills

And when you can't pay your bills you lose your Direct TV

...Don't switch just stay with your Cable

[acie1972]

@CraziFunGuy LMAO!!! This kind of thing helps make up for the people that post hateful stuff. Thanks!

[bkaneshiro14]

When your cable's frozen, you get mad

When you get mad, you punch a wall

When you punch a wall, you break your hand.

When you break your hand, you can't do your job as a Secret Service officer

When you can't do your job as a Secret Service officer, the president gets assassinated.

When the president gets assassinated, war breaks out

When war breaks out, nukes get launched.

When nukes get launched, cockroaches get mutated from radiation.

Don't let cockroaches get mutated from radiation.

[Hircius]

When your girlfriend breaks up with you, black guys hit on her

When black guys hit on her, you get selfish

When you get selfish, you get into a fight with a black person

When you get in a fight with a black person, you either lose [Unless you're asian] or you get jumped

When you get jumped, you use weapons

When you use weapons, you get sent to prison

When you get sent to prison, you get raped

Don't get sent to prison.

[Traveler246]

@1troygood Why would I marry someone before having sex?

[1troygood]

@Traveler246 I happened to be white, and I am attracted to Mexican & Black Females.

[Jordanator1999]

How'd the guys catch mr eyepatch he wuz like 30 ft. ahead

[CScout671]

@Jordanator1999 lol...fast off the line, no stamina

[MsPandaRosa]

@Jordanator1999

He didn't have depth perception, so he probably ran into or tripped over something. The guys looked they've done this before.

[funnyman1234556789]

if you lose your pen you have no notes if you have no notes you have no study when you have no study you fail your test when you fail your test you don't get a diploma when you don't get a diploma you have no job if you have no job you have no money and if you have no money you become skinny when you become skinny you are going to be ugly if your ugly you have no wife if you have no wife then you got no kids if you git no kids you have no kids your alone and depressed if you are depressed you k

[Chong8223]

I always thought wearing a eye patch would be cool but direct tv has shown me thats not the case.

[Dbridgmanhen23]

17 people woke up in a road side ditch

[EricandDish]

One of the funniest commercials in a long time.

[wronkie101]

Try watching this with no sound

[anythingnew]

@wronkie101 You are so depressing, I like it lol.

[gregmanx]

When you get perfect legitimate scores, you get into great colleges When you get into great colleges, you get loaded with work When you get loaded with work, you have no time for your own stuff When you have no time for your own stuff, you get depressed When you get depressed, you plot suicide When you plot suicide Don't die When you do AVERAGE on your tests, your teacher likes you Then you become confident Then you become famous Then you become a billionaire Then you live a relaxing life LIVE.

[gregmanx]

You have two options - do well in school, or do badly in school. When your "best friend" offers you a cheat sheet, you take it When you take it, you get an A+ When you get an A+, your teacher gets suspicious When your teacher gets suspicious, you get kicked out When you get kicked out, you get frustrated When you get frustrated, you punch the wall When you punch the wall, you accidentally break your arm When you break your arm, you get depressed When you get depressed, you plot suicide Don't die

[AwesomexFour]

@gregmanx that was depressing lol

[WhatACrappyUser]

Just blew my fckin mind 0_0

[trinigold100]

These new directv commercials are hilarious

[radarada1q]

Sounds like buyakuya from bleach

[nastypupp]

FUNNY! love all their ew commercials.

[rommel714]

When you cable goes out you go into the garage and tinker with your time machine

When you tinker with your time machine you prove Einsteins theory of Relativity

When you solve Einsteins theory of Relativity you travel back in time and accidentally kill a T-Rex

When you accidentally kill a T-Rex you change the future

When you change the future humans evolve into nocturnal one eyed monkey men

Don't let us all become nocturnal one eyed monkey men.

[BeenJammin1975]

@rommel714 I really want to see them make this commercial !!!

[JesseGotzSwagg]

LMFAO

[HectorL360]

LMAO this is so funny.

[Mrosen7542]

Didn't Snickers do commercials like this a few years ago?

[ReneAshu]

@Illumisepoolist when you pay too much for cable you close your eyes in disbelieve.

when you close your eyes in disbelieve, you dont see where you are going.

when you dont see where you are going you stumble down the stair case.

when you stumble down the stair case your one leg gets chopped off.

when your one leg gets chopped off, you beg money on high way 85.

when you beg money on high way 85, people think you are a bad veteran.

dont let people think you are bad veteran

[acedaface954]

the announcer is ridiculous lolol

[oddrandomthings]

Thumbs up if you noticed a blurred hand throw the racquetball at the man at 0:08. :)

[gta360man]

They awkward thing is... I was watching this on Direct TV.....o.o

[mezalema]

in this commercial, the guy goes from middle class to working class to the underclass because he didnt have direct tv...

[joshiewoshieblah]

My friend sent me this because i got a black eye. How fitting

[Lukelr]

I love it...this is great

[b1ackmafia]

When your signal is lost you get angry

When you get angry you try to find a repairman

When you try to find a repairman you get hit by a car with a pregnant woman in it

When you get hit by a car you have to deliver the baby

When you have to deliver the baby a hobo with a banjo appears from the trees

Don't be the guy who has deliver a baby in the forest listening to a hobo on a banjo

[JerFhilm]

@b1ackmafia THANK YOU

[MsL0vie]

rofl! at this when I 1st saw it. never saw again until a week later now. the guys on the subway looked scary.

[meatandbooty]

Love the commercial; but when I am shopping at Bestbuy...and U ask me about Cable...and want me 2 switch to DirectTV.....I SAY : F ' U and Your 500 Deposit...and I'll show U !! A Road Side Ditch...Please !!!

[CFaithA]

I have to say, I've never had to deal with ridiculous hold times with my Directv-always real, helpful people. So bravo, guys.

[MrAUFANATIC]

Lol @ 0:00 anybody notice that he is already using DIRECT TV while getting angry. That's their settings or guide menu.

[yourleftnut1]

i love this commercial

[ZombiesPro361]

Is this commercial a band wagon commercial

[guitarsANDcars39]

15 people ended up in a roadside ditch

[michaellanej]

I'm sure glad I have DirecTV. Waking up in a roadside ditch just isn't my thing.

[notsooutcast]

Don't wake up in a roadside ditch.

Bet you anything the first cut of this commercial was him waking up in a hooker's room. xD

[ubetterreconize123]

Ha

[bigb771]

Don't wake up in a roadside BITCH.

[jimmy029178]

classic



[TLewisMega]

don't wake up in a roadside ditch

[mrzero1982]

poor dude.

[halo3mongooseftw]

uh

[PepperDr94]

HOW can you not like this???!!!!!

[DJMuvz]

genious!

[epicwhyguy1234]

you see the suit and tie, but you also see the eye patch so all you can think is "ARRRG"

[IniMiney]

When you get an eye patch, people will think your a pirate.

ADMIT IT, you were thinking it too

[MrBillabongsurfer]

27 people woke up in a roadside ditch

[KendylandIzzi]

I love this commercial!!! :) yey!

[gmtemmy]

I switched to direct-tv because I don't wanna wake up on the roadside ditch!

[anna12910]

if you don't get Direct TV, you'll wake up in a road side ditch...is that a threat?

[gabbytheawesome11]

my mom loves this commercial

[coyote7272]

lol we've all thought this way before

[MLITTLE3daley]

They were hawking his ass...wanted to see how tough he is lmao

[moses3207]

they need to make more commercials like this :] this is funny

[Robertrogatinsky123]

funny ass commercial

[193Marauder]

Pao Gasol's other brother...



[za1pp]

Should have saved this for the Superbowl

[mjm4523]

Please tell me they will do one for the Super Bowl?

[DBspeed21]

HILARIOUS!!! best commercial so far of 2012

[Goodyear141]

This commercial is hilarious in so many ways. Still this is what I noticed that made me laugh even harder:

1) Those are the slowest running thugs ever lol.

2) You have to wonder if anything else went on while he was unconscious in that ditch.

3) The announcer just kills it. His delivery is so amazing.

[soxharley]

@Goodyear141 Have you ever seen those thugs with their pants under their butt?

Imagine how hard it is to run like that.

[douchecock427]

@Goodyear141 i believe killing it would mean he ruined it. and what i found interesting of course were the camera angles. its a good production and the cinematographer did a good job writing the script and composing the shots.

[Goodyear141]

@douchecock427

Yeah I meant it in a good way though. Next time I'll say he nailed it!!

You are right too, the way it's shot is great. It's amazing that the talent behind some commercials don't get more recognition.

Awesome name btw.

[theonick2]

@Goodyear141 OMG ITS THE BEST THING EVERRRRRRRRRR DWL LOL

[kdad64]

@Goodyear141

1)If he ran from the jogging thugs, why would they think he was tough?

2)LoL!

3) I try to read some of these posts in that same voice to make them funnier

[KizaUchiha]

this one i find funny

[ic0n666]

except, when you have direct TV you cannot watch the Superbowl...but you can on Cable!!!

[CherryIce1114]

@ic0n666 I have direct tv, I can watch the superbowl

[ic0n666]

@CherryIce1114

oh, perhaps they fixed the issue with the network?

last i heard they weren't carrying the network the superbowl was on.

[CherryIce1114]

@ic0n666 The Super Bowl is on NBC, where did you hear this?

[surveyingteddybear]

This just shows why you shouldn't ride the bus.

[vercetti2004]

i think this one is the funniest!

[tufo121]

wach the dog coller one it is relly funny

[chloecady123789]

YEA! MEMORIZED!!!!!!!

[Marclious]

When you call up your girlfriend and she doesn't answer. you get sad.

And when you get sad, you start to lose interest in normal activities.

and when you start to lose interest in normal activities, boredom sets in.

and when boredom sets in, you stop bathing.

and when you stop bathing, you find yourself alone.

And when you find yourself alone, you start to make bad musical choices that drive you crazy.

Don't make bad musical choices that drive you crazy. Join the smack a b*tch coalition today.

[trumper316]

LESSON: Don't wake up in a roadside ditch!

[0prahTV]

These commercials are a hit! Good job, marketing team!

[specialed171]

When you lose signal with your satellite provider, you get angry. When you get angry, your very sensitive and fragile dog passes away. When your pet passes away, you cope with sugary delights. When you inhale sugary delights, you unintentionally become the inspiration for wrecking balls worldwide. Don't become the inspiration for wrecking balls worldwide. Save your pooch and a whole lot more by switching to Time Warner Cable for $89.99 for 12 months.

[JerFhilm]

When you get angry, you let off some steam. When you let off some steam, you go on youtube and bitch about how god-awfully unfunny commericals are.

Who knew I could've stopped all of this by switching my cable provider?

They should've shown him blowing off some steam by getting absolutely shitfaced in the bad part of town and getting murdered by that prefectly mixed-race gang.

[Jefgg]

@JerFhilm The Warriors were a mixed race gang and that is one of the all time great cult movies. If I decided to start a gang it would definitely be an equal opportunity employer. I think prison gangs are primarily based on race. I am not sure about the gangs outside of prison.

[JerFhilm]

@Jefgg Gang shit outside of prison, at least what I've seen, is black. BEFORE ANYONE GETS INTO A PC PANTY BUNCH lemme say I'm in upstate NY, there aren't enough mexicans here to cause a ruckus :D.

Really though, I know alot of white criminals but it's not all gang shit with them. Unspoken and unseen. Like a real criminal should be.

[Jefgg]

@JerFhilm I think gangs are more popular on the West Coast. And the major West Coast gangs have expanded to other parts of the United States. I heard back in the '70s and '80s that a lot of East Coast criminals viewed gangs as "kid stuff".

[slwolfe73]

Also a funny one.

[Karlinator1000]

OMG

[Chef2451]

Lol. Hell naw he keep dat raquet on em

[WANNAMAKEAMOVIE91]

This is too good!

[brainy1130]

Thumbs up if you watched it so much it's memorized in your head!

[douchecock427]

@brainy1130 memorized? u mean mesmerized?

[brainy1130]

@douchecock427 No, I mean memorized. I have this whole commercial stored in my brain. :)

[invid00]

this is a tie w/ trojan's olympic commercials. funny commercial.

[thehulk372]

This is a very funny commercial one of my favs

[ManagFTW66]

never loses his racquet..lol

[PenroseFilms]

Finally! A commercial that is hilarious. Haven't seen one of those for a little while.

[doveycharles]

Someone deserves a lot of credit for there clever script & acting!

[firringsquad14]

hey thats sergio cili!

[Cmanlikescheese]

This is the funniest commercial ever. You should add the new one~ don't have a baby with a dog collar.

[siochobueno]

@thesniper1191 you're right, I see someone trying to hard for thumbs up. Maybe next time little guy.

[naturalhistory]

Is this Sergio Cilli from white hot top five?

[thesniper1191]

When they want to see how tough, you wake up in a road side ditch.

When you wake up in a road side ditch, you get homesick.

When you homesick, you go home and watch cable TV.

When you watch cable TV, problems happen.

When problems happen, your cable company puts you on hold.

When your cable company puts you on hold, you get angry.

When you get angry, you let off some steam.

When you...

You see where this is going...

[ultimatewarriorz1]

awesome funny clever original love this !!!!!!

[TheJennCat]

And you wake up on a roadside ditch...dont wake up on a roadside ditch

[Rykhuu]

There's still hope for t.v. commercials

[bigb771]

Don't wake up in a roadside bitch.

[kobejitsu]

Is the narrator Peter Thomas from the NFL "Is It Monday Yet?" commercials? I wouldn't be surprised if the writers are the same too. brilliant stuff!!

[66ott7]

brilliant

[spiderblue43]

The writing, editing and cadence of the narrator of this commercial is perfect. One of the best I've seen in a while. "When you wear an eyepatch", etc. Hilarious. "Don't wake up in a roadside ditch, and get direct tv". Don Draper stuff.

[kickboxduce]

The only thing funny is their high prices!

[unak78]

The LOL-cats love this commercial.

[15Dragonlover]

I laugh every time the "Don't wake up in a roadside ditch" comes up!!! <3

[EATmeWHILEimCRISPY]

cant stop laughing

[Rali272]

I got Verizon fios and I just woke up in a roadside ditch.

[verdecabo1001]

@Rali272 lol good one

[blanchantin]

does anybody know the name of the narrator??

[thfpt]

11 people are left-handed racquetball players.

[MultiGobigred]

This is my favorite

[robertrenfow]

10 people woke up in a road side ditch.

[eurestim87]

One of the funniest commercials to date!!

[haircutbob2]

They play this commercial so much. And I crack up every time.

[SrRand0mFaces]

Hahahaha I freaking love dis commercial!

[sens732]

Clever

[Ringnes85]

haha this crackme up every time! :D "When people think ur tough, they wanna see how tough"

[rubenisapanic]

this ones def the best of the three xD

[KimmyKardash1]

This is stupid. Period. Just like DirecTV's fight with Sunbeam. It's truly corporate greed at its finest.

[frankftw]

Is that Sergio Cilli from infomania?

[CherryIce1114]

@frankftw thats what I wanna know

[sadsmack]

thumbs up if you love sergio chilli

[ianstewartukulele]

9 people ended up in a roadside ditch

[dallas829419]

9 ppl r still on hold with their cable company getting angry haha

[snapenexx]

This is a classic!

[MeccaChild]

I laugh every time this commercial comes on. lol