Thor: Hammer of the Gods (part2/9)

[kamikaze8625]

"Did he waer a strange weapond?" that other guy: A ham. :L

[kozmon0t]

Always it's the western, Icelandic Thor

never the eastern and northern Thor

who was never no son of Odin.

There needs to be a movie about the REAL Thor, not this wack Danish shit.

[rasmussrask]

@kozmon0t Icelandic and Danish are not definite equals? And yes Iceland was under Danish/Norwegian rule for a long time etc. but do you want a Sami Thor-guy or could you elaborate, please?

[kozmon0t]

@rasmussrask Sami Thor or Uppsala Thor, sure. In the east and north Thor is #1 and has much more power. The western, Snorri Thor is rash, easily fooled, and subordinate to Odin. He's straight man to Loki's comedian.

In a Thor movie, Thor should be in charge. Though this particular movie is beyond redemption in any case.

[denikaos]

i forgot that ancient Norse gods have mohawks.

[BLINDRAGE88]

these vikings are fucking pussys and way too nice to be vikings

[HistoryLover1550]

Thor (2011) and Ray Winstone's 'Beowulf' were better than this, i still kind of like this movie though.

[barnabyjones72]

Please God... I hope Oden is being played by Tim Allen.

[raveklaw]

@barnabyjones72 Yes, and I was hoping that Loki was played by Pee Wee Herman, and Heimdall by Tom Arnold ! haha !

[barnabyjones72]

Why do they keep leaving men behind? Leaving their own group smaller and easier to kill, and leaving small groups behind that are easier to kill? Wait a minute... another question.... Where the Fuck is Thor?

[gadigadigadigadi]

is dat dude suppose to be thor or thong ? cause he be acting like a pussy...

[stusr1988]

these are the type of actors that suck alot of dick to get parts

[pokekk]

thor is a coward??how fucked up are hollywood's screep nowadays??

[bobaethan]

So.... When does he get the magical lightning hammer

[KangThanakorn]

เสียเวลาเจงๆ ^^"

[guess777]

i really want to watch movie with u guys in real life its must be really funny haha

[PChop92]

THIS GUY CAN NOT PLAY THOR!!!

He act's like a fucking retard!!

[FoXWolfs]

@PChop92 ahahahah yp

[jojo60527]

this film is shit the actor who plays thor has jail in his hair, its ridicoulos and then the scene with the "werewolf" then the vikings follow them the woman who is called freya (how genius) said oh look at the sice of the traces. Everyone could see that the traces are from a totally normal dog. the film is a insult of the pagan believs.

and sorry for my bad english

[peri2502]

@jojo60527 ah don't take it personal. For a decade the USA has proven that they can't make a movie script worth a dime anymore. It seems to me that they blow their budget on visual effects and then - to save expenses - get some hobo off the street, give him a bottle of booze and have him come up with a story. Just look what they did to Beowulf or...heavens help us: Thor! I think not a single faithful adaptation of a source material has ever been released in Hollywood.

[peri2502]

Erm...Vikings vs Werewolfs?

[drummerneth]

@peri2502

no...its a human vs ogre..hehehx...:P

[TheHabboWar]

i agree wif ya people thor is chubby How..? And he ran out away from wolf?

[snofthndr]

Did he tell tyr to man the ship

[maveriksword]

not the best movie ive ever seen, but still one of the better ones when it comes to vikings. i dont know, maybe its just because every film about vikings ive seen so far have been documentaries

[peri2502]

@maveriksword check out the movie: The 13th warrior, if you haven't already. Probably the best movie ever made that dealt with vikings.

[RazeAnimations]

is this the journey of how thor got his hammer? for he appears to lack it, if it is the story its exceedingly wrong in so many ways, like, a different plot entirely, and I agree why is thor chubby? and running away? and the biggest problem is the fact that why have they all lost there... errm... God-ness... This is all so wrong... In SO MANY WAYS!!

[thx1103n]

@RazeAnimations agreed this is insulting to the norse myths totally, they have no idea about the aesir, asgaard, walhalla, thor, mjollnir or the fact that THEY WERE GODS. thor's hammer mjollnir was made by troll master forger, he didnt have to go find it. ffs. i agree with u 100% this is wrong in so many ways.

[Orcman22]

@thx1103n It's Valhalla, lol, the wrongness of the film got to ya! What I wanna know is why Baldur leads. Where is Odin?

[thx1103n]

@RazeAnimations agreed this is insulting to the norse myths totally, they have no idea about the aesir, asgaard, walhalla, thor, mjollnir or the fact that THEY WERE GODS. thor's hammer mjollnir was made by troll master forger, he didnt have to go find it. ffs. i agree with u 100% this is wrong in so many ways. is the wolf supposed to be fenrir? hope not. fenrir was tethered down using magic chains. not out in the world. only to be freed at ragnarok for the end of days ballte. this show sux anus.

[mexicanhomie10]

why is thor chubby

[fishcitizen]

uh.....b rated horror movies have better acting than this...

[Deibodese]

Oh, movies. Devaluating the historical importance of spears in favor of swords as usual.

[BearsInGames]

@Deibodese Don't forget about overemphasizing the use of fauxhawks.

[lupischuckle]

Wow this is one shitty movie!

[Elround4]

Where is the real Thor? XD

[Elround4]

Where in helheim is his hammer?

[avrilmusiclover]

@Elround4 Hammer at 944

[odinforce01]

Wow. Just.....wow.

[amazing207]

the dude running away is THOR?

really?!

[akinyikibor]

@amazing207 I totally agree,its unlike all the comics,movies and cartoons I have watched and read about Thor.....Dude doesnt even have the thunderous voice of Thor

[akinyikibor]

an insult to the myth and legend.....Thor was arrogant and I don't see it

[BostonBruinsOWN]

do you have a full cast list, not just 3 people like imdb and other movies

[morgankbsbfan]

i saw this movie today it was great and i love zach ty bryan :)

[duckmann08]

yey first comment