Hitler Had only one ball His mother The dirty bugger cut it of when Hitler was small She threw it Right into a conker tree And it landed into the deep blue sea The Fishes Brought out their dishes And had Scallops and Ballocks for Tea
This is the Colonel Bogey March by Lieutenant (Leftnenant in British) F. J. Ricketts (1881–1945). The real Bridge is a steel bridge that still stands.
While as a Marine Corps sergeant during Vietnam I went to Thailand just to specifically see "The Bridges" on the River Kwai.
It was all so soul and heart rendering to the point of physical pain. There, row after row, of crosses with the words "Known but to God". Thousands of them. As for the ages listed for those known, seldom were they more than 19 or 20...and so very many survivors of HMS Rodney and HMS Prince of Wales.
Okay, let's get the facts straight. Kenneth Alford composed the Colonel Bogey March. But he didn't score the film, The Bridge On The River Kwai. That was Sir Malcolm Arnold who arranged and added a new counter-meldoy of this March and incorporated this to the film, for which he won an Oscar.
Your damn lucky they didn't put you fella's building bridges as well!..... there was no marching in my school, o no my son, they beat the hell out of us. Still it was good exercise for them, Einstein himself would have given up on us!
Thats a very interesting comment CRClark1138!..and you certainly have a point as all the themes are actually from movies about WWII...however I have posted these themes as "Great War Movie Themes" the emphasis being on war movies rather than themes from movies about the Great War which unfortunately do not to my knowledge exist. This is a great pity as WWI is a fascinating part of history.
Very funny mate...but I never heard of a man with two left balls!..although I'm not ashamed to say that I have two 'Right' ones! How about writing a poem about that!
Like most Hollywood, though, about 30% fact and 70% fiction. General Toosey (Col. Nicholson in the film) did what he could to set the record straight, but most will never hear the real story. :(
Inuyasha4lif 7 months ago
This is the Colonel Bogey March by Lieutenant (Leftnenant in British) F. J. Ricketts (1881–1945). The real Bridge is a steel bridge that still stands.
someonespadre 9 months ago
@someonespadre Leftnenant?? is that a new rank in british or what?
blah5533 5 months ago
While as a Marine Corps sergeant during Vietnam I went to Thailand just to specifically see "The Bridges" on the River Kwai.
It was all so soul and heart rendering to the point of physical pain. There, row after row, of crosses with the words "Known but to God". Thousands of them. As for the ages listed for those known, seldom were they more than 19 or 20...and so very many survivors of HMS Rodney and HMS Prince of Wales.
VEWenneker 1 year ago 2
bridge of river kwai by mitch miller
hes 99 years old for those who want to know
overlookNW237 1 year ago
Classic tune and done well in MoH: Rising Sun
SgtFenix007 1 year ago
Comet
It tastes like gasoline
Comet
It smells like Vasoline
Comet
Will make you vomit
So get some Comet
and vomit today.......!
quigleybrown 1 year ago
the other is in the albert hall ,his mother the dirty fucker .lol oh to be back at school
2walsall 1 year ago
Hitler he only had one ball! lol
14music94 2 years ago 3
the other was in the albert hall - or so the song went.
stevenreiss 2 years ago
Them dam dam DAMBUSTERS EH?
leighparkboy 2 years ago
Beautiful
Myles0Harcourt 2 years ago
Okay, let's get the facts straight. Kenneth Alford composed the Colonel Bogey March. But he didn't score the film, The Bridge On The River Kwai. That was Sir Malcolm Arnold who arranged and added a new counter-meldoy of this March and incorporated this to the film, for which he won an Oscar.
avatarnarutochuck 2 years ago 3
It's a great films and it's music. All your collectons is so beautiful.
dianakiton 2 years ago
Your damn lucky they didn't put you fella's building bridges as well!..... there was no marching in my school, o no my son, they beat the hell out of us. Still it was good exercise for them, Einstein himself would have given up on us!
river2walk 2 years ago
Shit this used to be marching music at primary school marching round the quadrangle at Kerrimuir Primary School in Melbourne Australia in the 60s/70s
323bebe2 2 years ago
hA! why not start it again!
river2walk 2 years ago
My band played this song last year, I still have the sheet music. All the trumpets and percussionists the first time whistled! lol
TRSfan123 2 years ago
"BUT THIS IS WAR NOT A GAME OF CRICKET"
favourite line out of the film
matt2house 2 years ago 5
Ummm, The Bridge on the River Kwai took place during WWII, not WWI or "The Great War" as it is called here and by other people.
So maybe "World War Two Movie Themes" would be more accurate.
CRClark1138 2 years ago
Thats a very interesting comment CRClark1138!..and you certainly have a point as all the themes are actually from movies about WWII...however I have posted these themes as "Great War Movie Themes" the emphasis being on war movies rather than themes from movies about the Great War which unfortunately do not to my knowledge exist. This is a great pity as WWI is a fascinating part of history.
river2walk 2 years ago
The Doughboy went over the top, to see what he could see!
Wikipedia that one - there's a great theme from the Great One!
ld12311231 2 years ago 2
@river2walk
correction there is the "All's Quiet on the Western Front" and "Flyboys" themes (two great Great War A.K.A WWI Themes
SgtFenix007 1 year ago
@river2walk Dude, Gallipoli.
shrub74 1 year ago
@CRClark1138 Great "War Movie" Themes not "Great War" Movie Themes.
someonespadre 9 months ago
Hitler
Had only one left ball
Goebbels
Had two but very small
Himmler
Was somewhat sim'lar
And fat old Goering
Had no balls
At all
FortunaFortesJuvat 3 years ago 8
Very funny mate...but I never heard of a man with two left balls!..although I'm not ashamed to say that I have two 'Right' ones! How about writing a poem about that!
river2walk 3 years ago
She threw it
into the apple tree
The wind blue it
Into the Deep blue sea
The fishes
Got out their dishes
And they had scollops
And Bollocks
For tea.
Myles0Harcourt 2 years ago 6
Very good MylesOHarcourt!...I'll memorise your ditty and recite it during some late night session!
river2walk 2 years ago
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Myles0Harcourt 2 years ago
Haha :D
SlowlyJordison 2 years ago 2
Hitler
Has only got one ball
Goering's
Are shrivelled and too small
And 'immler
is rather sim'lar
But Dr Goebbels
Has no Balls
At all.
Myles0Harcourt 2 years ago 10
du laberst scheiße Hitler hatte zwei eier ohman
Evisophie 2 years ago
Nope. I think you will find the other is in the Albert Hall. :p
evo5dave 2 years ago
@Myles0Harcourt
great victory comes from great leadership,
anglo french were defeated within 1 month in france,
5500 B17 lost in the battle 4 europe,
hlimkb 1 year ago
@Myles0Harcourt faggot jew!
beethsonnet 9 months ago
@beethsonnet
I hope that you are joking.
Myles0Harcourt 9 months ago
@Myles0Harcourt i am
beethsonnet 8 months ago
Hitler
Has only got one ball
The other
Is in Albert 'all
His Mother
The dirty bugger
She cut it off
When Hitler
Was Small.
Myles0Harcourt 2 years ago 5
Like most Hollywood, though, about 30% fact and 70% fiction. General Toosey (Col. Nicholson in the film) did what he could to set the record straight, but most will never hear the real story. :(
Nabukuduriuzhur 3 years ago
There's a History Channel program that sheds light on the issue.
historygenius 2 years ago
so this is where that song came from...i feel like i've been living in a box, lol
xannatose2 3 years ago 2
Well the song did not come from the movie, it was writain by a Royal Marine Band Master in 1914, but was used for the movie.
hmasmelbourne 3 years ago
Well! Thats a new one on me!..thanks a milion for info..lol
river2walk 3 years ago
It's called Colonel Bogey's March
FortunaFortesJuvat 3 years ago
thanks for posting :p
meldreamy 3 years ago