No Strings Attached Review (Funny Movie Review)

[TimbucktwofilmsRoman]

i usually always agree with you guys...but with this i cant...it was unbearable...worst movie ive seen in a while :(

[yougotninjured]

I didn't know about Taz. I suddenly feel an emptiness in me. It's hard to describe. I'm sorry for your loss and hope Sunnie makes you proud.

[FailedOdyssey]

Haha i feel the exact same way as you guys. My girlfriend dragged me to this movie and I thought it was going to be as terrible as the trailer too. But I was as surprised as you. I even recommended it to a few people. I agree with pretty much everything you said

[makegana]

LOL EVERYONE COMPARES THIS TO NATALIE PORTMAN'S NORBIT xDDDDD

[tselliott]

Based on your review, I went and saw this with my wife last night. It was very good. Hilarious. I highly recommend it.



[thisguy72]

actually, not to be a dick or anything, but natalie portman did a romantic comedy with ashley judd before called where the heart is

[littlerich]

omg.... love the puppy.... something happened to Taz???????

[schmoesknow]

@littlerich Hey Rich, yeah sadly Tazz passed away in August, Sunnie will do her best to honor him as 3rd Schmoe

[EiCoolguy]

Hilarious review! Please keep up the good work. Do you guys ever review iTunes movies? I'd like to see a good review of White Wedding, another pretty funny romantic comedy. Let me know what you think, I know there are clips on whiteweddingmovie. com, but I haven't looked them up yet.

Other than that keep up the great work guys!

[hurlman03]

With this recommendation and you guys recommending The Switch last year I'm convinced you're gay.

[schmoesknow]

@hurlman03 If watching Natalie Portman have sex for two hours constitutes as gay, then yes sir, call me Elton John.

[hurlman03]

@schmoesknow Suuuuuure you were looking at Natalie and not Ashton.

[mrebyers]

Stop recommending romcoms!

Your new four legged shmo looks hilarious.

[primemovies4life]

What's the name of your third schmoe?

[Bulletguy97]

At first, I thought you guys were joking when you said it was good. At first I was like, "OK, I know this movie sucks. They're just pranking us." But as it went farther in, I was like, "Wow, these guys aren't pulling a prank." Maybe I'll go see it, even though I avoid Ashton Kutcher like an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

[TheSimpson049]

nice review guys! How old should you be to see this film?

[thefrickenfilmcritic]

Almost every youtube critic is giving this a positive review, this is the review that sold me on it though, so I'll check it out later tonight. Nice review guys and DOGGY!!!!

[TheNoodle97]

i cant believe that you gave this movie a positive review, can it really be that good?!?!?!?

[TheBDub1234567]

I loved it! The best part about the movie is that Ashton and Natalie's characters had chemistry, which is hard to find in today's romantic comedies. The guy that looked like Ludacris (was it Luda?) wasn't the best actor, but all the other supporting characters blew me away. Why can't every movie have supporting roles that great? They always cast shitty actors thinking nobody cares.. well guess what? That's probably the number one reason I liked it so much. For a movie, 3.8. For a R.C, 4.5.

[Sk8rRdHd]

@TheBDub1234567 yes, it was Ludacris.

[tvFanatic89]

i was surprised. the trailer looked like shite. it looked like every other movie and something i would only watch on tv if nothing else was on. now that i hear ur guys review, i might give it a chance now. lol but i do totally agree, the trailer had me changing the channel i was looking at when it came on. whoever put that trailer together needs to have a stern talking to.

side note: i thought u hated hayden christensan the most. lol

[grkpektis]

Why does everyone hate ashton sure he plays in shity movies but who the fuck watches those. He ruined punk by being in it but he was still hilarious in that 70s show.

[SebortheBeast]

@ schmoesknow

A golden retriever yellow lab mix... He still acts lke a puppy.

[DjHamHam411]

I actually thought this looked terrible I'm not an Ash Cutch fan but I'm warming up to Natalie. But I can't see her in Thor. She looked out of place, I just can't describe it. Hmmm...

[MyraLaRyn1]

That. Dog. Is. Adorable.

I'm a girl - I'm allowed to gush when I see an adorable puppy on screen. :) There's no replacing Taz, but... man is she cute! Best of love to her!

[buckeye91011]

The trailer for this was really cheesy. Just like The Dilemma trailer was really cheesy. Neither trailer made me want to watch the movie.

[MattEarlPhelps]

I'll take my wife to this. If it has to be a rom com, it might as well be a good one.

[aragon131]

after James Brooks crashed and burned with "How do you know?" (rumoured to have cost over $100 milion dollars to film) I was going to pass on this one, but you have changed my mind. I do hope more rom coms go the naked/sex R rated route but I agree Kris they aren't doing that well at the box office.

[GoldenFlither15]

I know I sound like a squealing little girl when I say this, but holy crap, is that dog adorable.

On that note, great review. A surprising one, yes, but I too was giving Reitman the benefit of the doubt. So it's good to know he pulled through. Now does that leave hope for Ghostbusters 3? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

[joequin5011]

schmoes you sold me. you are really excited about this movie and i think your right about the Ivan Rietman angle, cuz till you till you mentioned it i had no idea he directed it, which greatly changes my perception, now i want to see, it, ya all great directors make duds, but the great movies still stick. thanks schmoes, i will definitely check this one out. great review as always.

[Akuma2unlimited]

Come on Sex friends <-----------5 schmoes lol

[obiwankemikey]

guess I'll have to go see it now!

[mhd86]

WHOS A GOOD DOG !

[girlinsweater]

PUPPY!!!!!!

[mrhammer1777]

let me guess you got the dog so your wife wouldnt pressure you into fatherhood straight off the bat? hahahahahaha thanks for another good lunch boys

[shikavic]

I'm not going to lie, the dog won me over, I'm gonna go watch dis movie

[TomChatalbash]

NOOOOOO WAYYYYYY. I'm fully putting my trust in you guys since we mostly see eye to eye on most movies. Please be right. Please be right haha

[schmoesknow]

@TomChatalbash I know Tom, it seems highly unlikely but it is enjoyable. Looking forward to your take on it

[dsclubhouse1]

You know I had a good feeling this movie might be good

the unknown guy is from Paper Hearts

glad you guys enjoyed the film

[schmoesknow]

@dsclubhouse1 We did, let us know what you think after you see it

[fushigilady]

Can't wait to see Natalie Portman in Your Highness! She rocks.

[schmoesknow]

@fushigilady That is another one that could be surprisingly great or a disappointment.

[Moonburst12]

STOP MAKING US LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!! is exactly what I think about Natalie Portman. She's awesome.

[schmoesknow]

@Moonburst12 She is having a great year

[BambuProductions]

I might be the only one but I did want it to see this movie even before this review. Because Natalie like you said she's never in rom-coms so I thought that would be interesting and it's seems I'm right so good!!!

[schmoesknow]

@BambuProductions Let us know if you agree with us

[BambuProductions]

@schmoesknow We'll do only that here it doesn't get release until April! Duh!

[manningroad]

"I was like Russia in Rocky IV." Nice. And cute puppy!

[schmoesknow]

@manningroad Thank you kind sir, Driving Asshole Guy likes puppies, who knew?

[SirGomez81]

Wow, when i first saw the first trailer to this movie, I thought it was going to be horrible.  But I guess i thought wrong.

[schmoesknow]

@SirGomez81 I was right there with you man

[AcornInc]

natalie portman is a great actress and she is very nice to look at

[schmoesknow]

@AcornInc No argument here.

[amyclaire1]

wow y'all gonna spuge all over this movie or what??? PS-A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!

[schmoesknow]

@amyclaire1 She is the new Schmoe!

[WillyM79]

Natalie Portman is on fire

[schmoesknow]

@WillyM79 Sure is

[lindflake]

wow guys! very positive review.. might have to check this one out...

[schmoesknow]

@lindflake If you do, let us know if you agree with us

[SebortheBeast]

Nice review! That dog looks just like mine did... He's 8 now so... yeah.

[schmoesknow]

@SebortheBeast What kind of dog?

[FlyingFocs]

Speaking of Black Swan, Mila Kunis is supposed to be in a movie called Friends with Benefits later on this year. What are your thoughts on that?

[schmoesknow]

@FlyingFocs The one with Timberlake, I think it could be funny, heard they are going the R route which a movie like this has to be. I like both of them so hope it is good.

[FlyingFocs]

Speaking of Black Swan, Mila Kunis is supposed to be in a movie called Friends with Benefits later on this year. What are yourr thoughts on that?

[BaitmanAndRuuben]

i didnt think the trailer was as bad as everyone is saying it is. lol

[Truestar86]

You guys are awesome!

[schmoesknow]

@Truestar86 Thanks man!

[thepublicoffender]

Loved the script of this but was turned off by the casting choices. Guess I'll check it out after all.

[schmoesknow]

@thepublicoffender Agreed, I was with you. I am not a huge fan of Kutcher and the guy shocked me in this. As I said, he is a bad actor but you root for him in this film.

[FOOZ3R]

Wow i really didnt expect this to be any good. Ill probably rent it.

[schmoesknow]

@FOOZ3R Not a bad rental at all

[tselliott]

You've been on Earth 8 weeks. Settle down. :)

[schmoesknow]

@tselliott She is a little rat

[itchyandscratchyland]

The trailer was pretty horrible. When I went to the movies they would show this trailer in like every movie I saw, I was just like omg here we go again. I will still pass it though, not my type of movie I guess

[schmoesknow]

@itchyandscratchyland Completely understand that

[SeanFilms]

I actually thought this movie would be enjoyable and I am really glad I was right. Thanks for the heads up. I'm seeing it tonight :)

[schmoesknow]

@SeanFilms Please come back and comment here and let us know what you thought

[tselliott]

I like her too. :)

[ToneFlores]

do you guys think this could beat out the Green Hornet this weekend?

[schmoesknow]

@ToneFlores No, I think the trailer is going to kill this movie. I think everyone thinks it will be the typical rom com with people trying to be funny. It is a shame but it will probably find life in the dvd section.

[alwayssunnyinNJ]

Really?! Man...I saw the trailer for this and was so sad that Natalie Portman was going to a stupid role after Black Swan. If this movie was actually good, that was probably the worst trailer Ive ever seen. Maybe I'll rent it, but I can't go see it after that trailer.

[schmoesknow]

@alwayssunnyinNJ The trailer is HORRIBLE, does the movie no justice.

[tigggy123]

@schmoesknow Have you guys seen the restricted trailer on the website? I think its a lot better than the one that was released.

[DuckFeetProductions]

Natalie Portman? Is she in everything now? I can't go on imdb without seeing her.. not complaining

[sachaput]

Did you guys smoke prior to seeing this? Will take your word for it, but will avoid this like the plague.

[schmoesknow]

@sachaput Ha no but I'm telling you man, not as bad as the trailer makes it look