Intramural Glory: Episode 5

[Enmity09]

Oh i used Ledges Quote of how hes the best then its the team then the team we`re playing today againist this team and i got 56 points and we won. :D :D

[kraabel]

does one of the players start to "discover" new feelings? Does Kirk Cameron make a guest appearance?

[vanmyers1]

Ricky Schroeder. He shoots a deer with his Grandpa, thus teaching him about Death.

[vanmyers1]

New episode coming on Wednesday.

A very... special episode.

[roycefiles]

Where's all the buzz gone. Have we turned into a Target brand? I want more glory! And have you ever seen what happens when you put diamonds in a....oh never mind!

[vanmyers1]

New episode coming, hopefully in the next week.

[roycefiles]

At 6'4", the Ace should certainly take this team to the hole. What's the average height of this team? 5'9"?

[muertesss]

people need to upload more clips like this. I prefer funnier stuff myself, check out dolphinhump. lostfrog . com , I laughed so hard I got kicked out of class! haha.

[geomcjoe]

Nice interesting post! But, have you seen what happens if you put diamonds in a blender? Check it out blend.lostfrog 'dot' com

[vanmyers1]

Nice interesting post! But, have you seen what happens when you hijack a discussion thread? Nothing!

[rdubyapee12]

This is getting interesting!

[TeamGlory]

Anybody else notice that the word "Glory" is currently enjoying a resurgence in the cultural zeitgist?

[rdubyapee12]

If, Ohio State wins, Air up there might make a resurgence as well!

[vanmyers1]

Huh?

[vanmyers1]

I still haven't figured out if Alan is surfing or showing his lateral quickness in that opening clip.

[ComedianBoimafreeman]

sundays are no the same, it's like that sunday buffet that was pulled

[kraabel]

Maybe if more people from <insert allen's home country here> had access to the Internet he would have made the team.

[vanmyers1]

They don't have many computers in Micronesia.

[TeamGlory]

I think he's from India. They have a lot of computers there.

[SleazyE]

Allen needs more camera time!!

[vanmyers1]

Yeah, it's too bad people didn't vote him onto the team. He had a nice showing this episode.

[kraabel]

i'm still waiting for the fame and fortune. did i miss the email on that?

[vanmyers1]

Well, it depends on your definition of "fame and fortune".

There is Indiana Jones "Fortune and Glory".

There is Lonelygirl15 fame and fortune.

And then there is us.

But, at least we made that third tier!

[rdubyapee12]

Ouch, that was painful! Even in AFrica it looks bad!

[UnglaublichFan1]

I miss you, Ross!

Come back soon!

[uglywhiteballer]

Team Unglaublich has the talent. You just need better fan support. Next game, give Shelby some of those obnoxious balloons you bang together....or maybe she could start the wave.

[roycefiles]

The Justin-Alan commentaries were marvelous. Justin is still the king of straightness.

[vanmyers1]

Is that a reference to his former questioned heterosexuality?

[UnglaublichFan1]

Oh, and Screech.

Maybe a cross between Jim and Screech.

[UnglaublichFan1]

Ross reminds me of "Jim" from The Office.

[rdubyapee12]

correct.

[kraabel]

how has polish not responded to the "dumb as a box of rocks" quote?

[vanmyers1]

He probably thinks a box of rocks is smart, and therefore it was a compliment.

[HumdingerTV]

Owen is almost non-existent in this episode. He must have decided to lay low after his "incident".

[rdubyapee12]

That is a good idea!

[trekfeet]

A.) I can't believe you guys worked "shocker" into an intramural basketball video. Impressive.

B.) Is that Danny doing the splits in the locker room pregame strategy session? Even more impressive.

[TeamGlory]

A)We try to work "shocker" in wherever we can.

B)The fact that you know what the "shocker" is is even more impressive.

C) That is Danny doing the splits, but to give credit where it is due, he learned it from watching me.

[UnglaublichFan1]

It would be nice to see how Danny's flexibility translates to the bedroom.

[TeamGlory]

How did Cougar become such a sex symbol?

Is it the beer belly?

[jomnva]

Afro pick? For what? You got no afro... oh, wait, mysteriously one appeared during pregame...

[werfer14]

I always said Alan was a "hater".

[kraabel]

Best Intramural Basketball team with a player called "Kraabel"

[kraabel]

I wonder if there is a Rec-B league that we could join?

[SuperDuperFan]

What exactly is a "bastard Unglaublich"?

[UnglaublichFan1]

Perhaps "Bastard Unglaublich" refers to one of The Ledge's many illegitimate children?

[roycefiles]

It does seem ironic that the Ledge seems a bit like a former Park Grove baller whose surname rhymes with Bob. The Ledge just needs to wear purple or mustard colored suits before the game and maybe get a cast on his arm.

[vanmyers1]

Ha! Totally.

[TeamGlory]

Don't be afraid to say the legendary name: Johnny Robb.

[SuperDuperFan]

Shocker. Ha!

[SuperDuperFan]

One in the stink, two in the pink.

[UnglaublichFan1]

I miss The Shocker. I haven't had it in years.

[kaetheinca]

If I had to choose between the super cute puppy named Lady who knows how to pee outside and the ugly old dog named Haggis who craps on the floor but holds a copy of the 34-volume set of Intramural Glory oh-so-delicately between his front teeth...I'd go with Haggis. Haggis all the way.

[vanmyers1]

Wow. People (or person?) with literary sense and a way with words actually watch our series.

Simply stunning.

[kraabel]

We need to take this game to the streets where fouls aren't called. That's where the true champion will be crowned.

[fightfan13]

Are you kidding? This team couldn't be champs at anything.

[vanmyers1]

I would argue they are champions of "intramural basketball team with a documentary crew following them around".

[fightfan13]

No, actually only a couple of them are returning champs. The true champions of "intramural basketball glory" are Team Unglauhass. All I can say is way to ruin a good thing. A wise man told me once, why fix something when there is nothing wrong. New guys don't equal championship. Go Team Unglauhass! I'm pulling for you to get INTRAMURAL GLORY!

[vanmyers1]

I respect your opinion. Keep watching.

[SuperDuperFan]

Kind of like Rocky V?

"In the ring! In the ring! Tommy Gun fights in the ring!"

"My ring's outside!"

[TeamGlory]

That movie never happened.

[kraabel]

I might have to have a talk to Cougar. It's too bad these videos come out after our games. This would have been good information to see a few weeks ago.

[UnglaublichFan1]

Kraabel- if you're looking to get revenge on Shelby, I'm available.

[klehenba]

The way the announcer belts out Unglaubhaus, I can't believe he's not huge in Germany. Definately should be bigger than David Hasselhof.

[fightfan13]

Greatest intramural team ever? Yeah right, these guys couldn't run with elementry kids. Amazing on what you can find on the internet.

[vanmyers1]

The announcer sounds like a horny Teddy Roosevelt.

Or a drunk Teddy.

Or Teddy on ecstasy.

[UnglaublichFan1]

His voice makes me wet.

[SuperDuperFan]

"What about biting somebody in the nuts?"

[SuperDuperFan]

Not as good as the last episode, but still Super Duper.

[vanmyers1]

Where's Anders?

Did Daddy decide it was best to not expose him to the team?

[TeamGlory]

How did UnglaubHass get Danny Ferry to play for them?

[mikljmccue]

I think it was Danny's fault the team lost. That, and the growing rift between coach and general manager.

[vanmyers1]

Why was it Danny's fault?

[TeamGlory]

Kraabel is blind if he can't see that Shelby has a thing for Cougar.

[TeamGlory]

Justin and Alan should get their own series.

[mikljmccue]

Hawaiians are so hot.

[werfer14]

I don't think Alan is Hawaiian.

I think he's actually Mexican.

[TeamGlory]

It's nice to see The Ledge's latent homosexuality finally come out.

[UnglaublichFan1]

The Ledge isn't gay! For some reason he likes to always do me from behind and call me "Ross", but that's not gay.

Is it?

[kraabel]

The most "experienced player?" Love it.

[raven24490]

Man, you guys got beat down. When's the rematch?

[SuperDuperFan]

Yeah, there should be a rematch, because Unglaublich was without their All-American ringer.

[kraabel]

I love the smell of failure in the morning.

[vanmyers1]

Wet dream giz smells like failure?

[vanmyers1]

My favorite part might be the Coach hacking Justin, and then pretending that he was "straight up".

[leroysmokes]

Once again, I shit myself from laughing so hard! You guys owe me a pair of undies!!

[vanmyers1]

I like going commando, so why don't I just loan you my semi-clean ones?

Meet me in the north bathroom.

[HumdingerTV]

Good episode.

But, the next one with "Ace" will be a classic.

[vanmyers1]

The next one is a "very special episode", just like that Silver Spoons where Ricky shot a deer with his Grandpa.

[SuperDuperFan]

Or, like the Different Strokes where the old guy gets Arnold and Dudley drunk and shows them cartoon porn.

[SuperDuperFan]

What a bunch of hacks.

Try playing straight up defense sometime.

[vanmyers1]

Never heard of it.

[UnglaublichFan1]

The men of Team Unglaublich are still dreamy.

But Justin and Alan from Team UnglaubHass aren't bad either.

[vanmyers1]

One is married.

The other engaged.

[vanmyers1]

Who does the blame for this embarassing loss fall on?

The Owner?

Yes. The owner created this hand-cuffed situation.

The coach and GM are simply victims of it.

[TeamGlory]

Every good team I know has been through something.

Or a couple things.

Or a lot of things.

Or, an unending stream of things.

[vanmyers1]

Oh, and there is more to come.

[owen4572]

I think the issue with this episode is that it doesn't accurately portray how much I SUCKED in this game. I guess I should thank the director and editors for that.

[vanmyers1]

You're welcome.

[werfer14]

Arrogance will get you nowhere.

[HumdingerTV]

Really?

It's gotten me everywhere I've ever gone.