Mr Lizard

[goodrobotusses]

Thumbs up if this is the highlight of Mark Heap's career

[fatmike01]

9 people are FUCKING NINKENPOOPS

[ClarkeeKat]

fucking ninkenpoop

[twenkmcwanzer]

@ClarkeeKat it's nincompoop, you nincompoop.

[meatyebast]

Virgin media have relentlessly pumped lizards into my house since last November. It’s a bloody mess.

[uglitor]

Great comedy



[IOYC]

Fuckin nincompoop.

[unis2006]

Mark Heap's goading is brilliant! He should do it more often

[kalcaron]

I wonder how many of these sketches originated from dreams.

[gan9e]

David Icke you twitting piss weasel... sorry just having a flash back there

[tommylanganator]

Mark Heap is the creepy one in this, but I agree

[artysmokes]

Kevin Eldon is so good at playing creepy characters.

[AbrasionUK]

kinda sarcasm on American media

[Carbon657]

I heard a prank call of this, someone calls an electrical shop complaining that the tv he bought earlier from there is full of lizards. The shop person is saying that there is no way that could of happened, the funny thing is when the shop worker says "the only way something like that could have got there is if someone put them there", lol he said the same thing thats in this and he hadnt even seen this, you put them there LOL ROFL.

[kayozz13]

No you sweep them up!

[Carbon657]

I'll send lizards to your computers....down the wire...the lizards,sweep,sweep.

[Headoffury]

@Carbon657 Ouch one of the little fuckers just bit me, Thanks!

[Lewis1711]

Why'd you fill the telly full of lizards?

[rincewindsw]

I laughed so hard that tears came out.

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

the way she beats him

[ZackDonovan]

Please, it would mean a lot if you could check out my brand new song on my channel! :)

[Kelarre653]

I'm willing to bet the Television Salesman is related to David Icke.

[22poopoo]

I love dark surreal comedy, and this is the pinnacle!

[Hissanrach]

The guy's kind of a feak lol, he might really be part lizard.

[jfmn24]

@Hissanrach its called acting.

[Hissanrach]

@jfmn24 What is this "acting" you speak of?

[JasonDeeWILEY1980]

really wish that chris morris would team up with david lynch! a team in heaven.

[kwhyles]

@JasonDeeWILEY1980

Chris Morris is in the process of making a film called Four Lions.

Kevin Eldon will be in it but I'm not sure about David Lynch!

[famguyfan5000]

Wow. I've been refering to myself as Mr. Lizard for years now. Then today I find this.

[tr1ptan]

Is that your boss's name?

[famguyfan5000]

No I've been useing it as my username, account names, just various aliesus for quite a while now. and I will refer to myself as Mr.Lizard with my friends. but no my bosses name is not Mr. Lizard.

[fieldingmellish44]

The landmass my parents fornicated on is better than the landmass your parents fornicated on.

[jamesjonesrocket]

@fieldingmellish44 well said

[MarcClaydon]

Down the wire, the the the lizards.

[goooner1985]

does anyone know if the sketch of kevin bishops the yorkshire pie is on youtube?? its class!

[3infactapples]

I love his expression when he says "there's no need to swear sir" XD

[genesisrock43]

They churn out more stuff in general, including shit. Watch Mad TV, I rest my case!

[Wolviepayne]

"It's full of LIZARDS" HAHA

Well

David Icke can be hilarious

[vetchlurker]

american humor is shite they churn out shite from there mouths

[ohnickoli]

guy in green play a role in Spaced?

[Asarelah]

Yeah, he was Brian.

[mrbalaam]

yea its mark heap AKA brian, he's also in big train and green wing

[jfmn24]

@ohnickoli yes

[joelang1699]

The best part is..its LIGHT YEARS ahead of anything the fucking yanks could EVER come up with!

[joelang1699]

Well that shows you have good taste then mate.

[lepainiac]

Seconded...

I could never imagine seeing something like this here in America (sadly)

[lepainiac]

seconded, from a fellow american

[CircleofShit]

@KahnBB6 True but I think in America, its what people know and enjoy. I doubt a show like Jam would last a week on US televisions lol.

[infogiver1]

@KahnBB6 Well lets face it they only worked out irony about 7 years ago so maybe this is the next understanding for them.

[AbrasionUK]

@KahnBB6 but if there's no laugh track how are you supposed to know when to laugh?

[DarkEldarBlog]

@AbrasionUK

I really hope that's a joke...

[AbrasionUK]

@DarkEldarBlog hahah yeah of course it is dude ;)

[DarkEldarBlog]

@AbrasionUK

Ah good. Faith in humanity restored :) 

[bmcprime]

@KahnBB6 Oh, don't be a tedious anglophile. There's a lot of excellent absurdist comedy in the US and the vast majority of UK comedy, like ours, is lazy laugh-tracky shit by shitty standups hired on the strength of their funny accents. Don't forget that there was a national outrage over Paedogeddon, for God's sake. You could sell Carlos Mencia there if you wanted.

[KahnBB6]

@bmcprime I was about to make an honest retort but I saw you joined YouTube yesterday. Why don't you stop being a mindless troll and get a fucking job like the rest of us.

[bmcprime]

@KahnBB6 In point of fact, it was specifically to make that comment because my years-old account had stopped indulging the occasional comment I made on people spouting cliches and finally giving up the ghost on the 'like' function convinced me to make your appreciation of one of my favorite shows on the simple basis of its gloriously superior Britishness the first. Little did I suspect you were gainfully employed. I concede your point, sir; Chris Morris sure is English.

[Uncharted2]

@bmcprime No, there isnt.

[LiveActionSilence]

I didn't realize there was a competition

[joelang1699]

There isnt

[lolo1990uk]

what will your head office say when i tell them about all this eh?

You did it!

[86voodoo]

You filled your telly with lizards

[wipers]

(what)

[wipe them off the screen with windscreen wipers]

[OOFTStuart]

"sweep them up..."

[sanjaybrown]

no you sweep them up

[Catherine3234]

fucking ninkumpoop

[deadkittiemeow]

um . . . wow

[emerson24]

This got 5 stars why?

[TommyQ76]

it''s because of all the awesome

[karmapolice220]

This kind of comedy blows everything out of the water its not fart sex or immature jokes this sometimes doesnt even have a punchline this is just genius

[frogleshmee]

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE.

[HolyJoly4]

1:47

Love it!

[unionjackthelad]

"windscreen wipers!"

[daManDRAK]

i might change my youtube name to:

'Mr Lizard'

[tubeboylondon]

im a bus enthusiast and i love london i play games such as advance wars and GTA and hang with my mates

[silentbob19588]

You filled your telly with lizards? :P

He's Mister Lizar...D! :P

Goddamn, I love this sketch!

[TheorisUK]

No, you sweep them up.

[OUTLANDEMPIRE]

They played the audio of this sketch at the Prince Charles just before the start of INLAND EMPIRE. So fitting

[christschinwon]

Amelia would be wonderful in Eastenders if she played this character but I hope for her sake she wont have to lower herself!

[rubylulu]

no, YOU sweep them up. Wipe them off the screen with windscreen wipers.

[djwedgewood]

Mark Heap is a genius.

[scaredmonkey]

Sweep them up

[lozzylor]

funniest thing ever my fave jam clip

i can remember going round for weeks after saying "mr lizzard"

[vegunited06]

what are the chances chris morris will do a 2nd series of jam? im really hoping !!!

[simonjenkin]

absolutely nill unfortunately.

[bcfc85]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen!! The screams at the end when his wife is hitting is absolute class.

[m3tronOm3]

backround music is

Aphex Twin -- 'Curtains'

on Selected Ambient Works Volume II (Disc 1)

[Simon0]

I found a plot hole. At the start the guy doesnt recognise the television man (when he is at the door). Then in the middle of the sketch he says "you sold us it, you set it up" (or something along those lines). Which means he must have already met him.

AHA!

[m3tronOm3]

couldn't care less =)

[MonstroUK]

'You' in both those cases refers to the company Mr Lizard works for, not Mr Lizard as an individual.

[Dn2kproductions]

Ah good point

[joshuajubilee]

This is brilliantly twisted.

[UnbelievableSandwich]

Fucking nincompoop!

[RockBottomRiser21]

Hilarious! Aphex Twin's music is just perfect here.

[oystersdobleed]

This isn't Aphex Twin.

Chris Morris makes the background music himself.

[RockBottomRiser21]

Dude it is Aphex Twin, the track is called Curtains and it's on disc 1 of Select Ambient Works Vol. 2

[oldskoolmetalcez]

Mark Heap and Kevin Alden do some of the funniest skeches ever. Morris at his best.

[eddyc1]

another mr Lizard. brilliant sketch

[ElenaZelena]

vivat Chrisss Moriss !!!!!!

[xSoFirex]

how the heck is that funny?

[Simon0]

dunno. I have a wierd sense of humour. This is one of those sketches that gets better every time you watch it.

[xSoFirex]

ha everyones got a different sense of humour. no offence toyou whatsoever but i find this a tad creepy :S

[scatterkeir]

creepy and funny aren't mutually exclusive! This would be nowhere near as funny if it wasn't creepy.

[joelang1699]

Maybe thats the point!

[tomstickland]

Humour can be a personal thing. I found it very funny, but you have to tune into the surreal nature of it.

[no1arsenalfan]

what d'ya put lizards in your tele for?

[MrPinksxx]

nincompoop!

[Simon0]

best sketch ever.

[nicholasjames100]

its like a surreal dream fantastic

[rickywilly]

''no you sweep them up''

Classic tv, c'mon chris, more jam please!

[deakirino]

Epic

[ProfessorHuggins]

jam is so good

[Daz6662006]

No, you sweep them up!!!

[hobmcd]

heard this at The Other Cinema a few years ago before Donnie Darko director's cut.... never knew what it was till the other day!!

[thechineapplepunk]

I LOVE MR LIZARD

[CestrianBongo]

Another Mr. Lizard......lol!

Ahh, I love the Jam!

[CharlotteMx]

I <3 mrlizard .. xD

xx

[CharlotteMx]

He is hot. ;)

[aidan0078]

cable companys r a bit dodgy so i would expect that it was them

[HollowRefuge]

Damn,I love lizards.

[Simon0]

brilliant sketch.

Lizard.

[atombombangel]

Wipe them off....Wipers...Little Windscreen wipers....Why did you fill your tv with liard

i love this show its great to watch when your drunk lol

[quizarrdd]

One of the best sketches for years

[aidan0078]

well sed simon but itll probaby grow on us

[Sp1tf1r3p1l0t]

You'd be surprised where lizards grow.......

[jo3ash3]

too weird for you? go watch friends or something

[simonyer]

Omg. How not funny...

[archive303]

You are obviously not a lizard then.

[JCRUK]

Cunt

[archive303]

sweep you up

[MadcapMan]

Lmao

[duncabbin]

you clearly was meant to type "Hollyoaks" in your Youtube search.

[manfromthezoo]

The first time I saw this when it was broadcast, I thought I was going to die I laughed so hard.