The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

[fyiimaprettyswellguy]

I like how the pharmisist is this episode is his actual wife Jill Latiano

[wjfruin1]

vote it down so that it wont be found and taken down.

[jmanly3]

So if things in Australia are upside-down, does that mean this video is from China?

[MrGreenPoop1000]

Charlie: "Sex with women!... I like that.."

[f3happyface]

Did anybody else notice this was backwards it kinda tripped me out

[JohnFinnigan1]

@f3happyface No I didn't know it was backwards. Thanks for pointing it out though

[chrisknows]

@f3happyface WTFFF you're right...I thought it was just the writing that was backwards because it was part of the DENNIS system

[disengagejam]

"Thus demonstrating i have a monster dong" LMAO

[steviek86]

@chipseinfeld8

hahah ive asked that question so many times

[steviek86]

WELCOME TO HELL!

[BogartWestern]

I love how at the end of the episode the gang depends on Dennis to "work his magic" to figure out how to keep dennis-ing their respective significant others.

[siktwistofFATE89]

You jus dont get it dee this is man stuff YEA MAN STUFF YEE MAN STUFF

[discostu007007]

You're the one that's good.

[shaddowmoses91]

I love how Dennis refers to Kailey as a "subject"

[Perdoct]

@shaddowmoses91 I love how Dennis is borderline sociopath, almost serial killer in some ways.

[MegaRedfox101]

3:51-4:03 I lol'd sooooo hard!

[Ballfuzz]

Welcome to hell! HAHAHAHAH

[Ballfuzz]

LOL, You're the one that's good!

[junior214223]

i wonder what it was like for Glenn to call his wife a bitch

[junior214223]

the women who plays Kayley, is his wife in real life

[FalconKPD]

I WISH this worked IRL

[nitzdaking321]

the m.a.c system

move

after

completion

[gd129]

i use the old "angry neighbor" trick all the time

[guanaco103]

Doctor tobagan lol awesome !

[pakishock91]

lol this wouldn't be nearly as funny if dee wasn't there to criticize.

[remakeme]

The words we see is what Charlie see's normally

[braziliannyc]

I've Dennised a couple of chicks when I was single. Skip the crazy caller part, the rest is all up to par.

[HalosFansince61]

thats his wife in real life.

[ithildhelma]

6 pickup-artists who realized this was making fun of what colossal retards they are

[AngelsDodger]

6 people do not understand the power of the D.E.N.N.I.S. System

[LovelyEuthanasia]

You're the one who's good!

[trainofaaron]

This is what men do!

[MachinimaCreeper]

!hsirI yM ssiK

[RANGERLEMON]

hey i just noticed they r doing the thing they do in jap movies in this vid they r moving their mouth before they speak

[CaliforniaVolante]

"You're gonna die tonight!!!!!!!" ahahahahahahahaha

[Velocirappa]

man stuff

[HippieEhMey]

@anonanon556 If it isn't backwards it'll be taken down for copyright..

[SuperAuctoctono]

It's giving me a headache!

[Mbop28]

To be honest though, the first two steps are actually somewhat applicable to people that aren't psychotic

[JungleKitchenComedy]

what is that song called at 4:44?

[TheNerdatron123]

This is what men do!!! This is what men do!!!

[Jethrotex]

This sex scene is brought to you by the letter D.

[Wittgensteinism]

I think you took the idea of mirroring a video a bit too literally dude..

[iambored404]

Well... did he get her back within the day?

[maxfaxbax]

yea dee you just dont get it okay, this is what MEN DO! THIS IS WHAT MEN DO! hahahhhhhhhhaaahaahahahahaaaha­h EPICCCCC

[fakecrayonz]

Pause at 0:55 lol

[colinmc88]

i love how the song is charlies dance song to lol

[Broncosfan240]

lololol

[meisjuliet]

isnt the girl his wife in real life?

[shagottaholla]

I actually know a guy exactly like this. He keeps different girls on different steps at different times. He has deep psychological issues and is bipolar. And he goes back to these girls every couple months.

[Daboistax]

The cackle is priceless......

[DIOPJR]

'you're the one that's good' smh

[CJLopez21]

Pause at 3:26 for a horrified Dee and a goofy face on Charlie

[cookieboivishu1234]

WOHS SIHT EVOL I 

[hifi302]

I have a dumb question how did flip the words on this video

[Stixnstonez49]

@hifi302 If he didn't flip the video it could of been flagged for copyright and taken down from youtube.

[mistersaussy]

- I've practiced this system several times before seeing this video/episode. I feel like a boss. lol.

[cmiller4642]

the expression on his face when he hugs her is what takes the cake in this scene Dennis is awesome

[LAZBOY444]

THIS IS MEN STUFF!

[nomar577]

the video is backwards

[killyou45]

He goes out the window LOL.

[kfdisawesome]

i love how he stares at the camera!

[Hyman74Roth]

Ok tell me that Dennis does not laugh like Daffy Duck @ 3:59.

[lifetake4]

Dee's face throughout this is priceless

[Squiggy2010]

Have her car towed.. or you can slash her tires.

[OrangeFrogShorts]

im learning lots of stuff...oh charlie

[MrDanglesnipes18]

and then naturally we bang haha

[zmfmanz]

whats the name of the song at 4:55 when he bangs the girl? 

[SK1LLZ1LLA]

@zmfmanz search "take my breath away" it's from Top Gun duh

[zmfmanz]

@SK1LLZ1LLA

haha thanks guy

[chillaxer1993]

dee the aluminum monster

[storelocator84]

Dennis backwards Sinned

UHOH

[DominationVideos]

@storelocator84 MINDFUCK

[MunchMyDong]

Your the one thats good.

[telelevision]

Every time on the show mac says more better...

It is just the fucking funniest thing of all time

[iLoveJackingOn]

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[evolution199331]

@iLoveJackingOn It is for copyright reasons.

[dalehu]

@iLoveJackingOn Woah, you're really aiming high. Good luck getting into the top comments.

[KickflipsForJesus]

@iLoveJackingOn point?

[fargu1to]

@iLoveJackingOn

YM SSIK

!TRIHS

[toolfan5566]

@iLoveJackingOn get a life

[bosebucks375]

@iLoveJackingOn it's epoH eripsnI- I, you had it, I -Inspere Hope

[joshdrobny]

@iLoveJackingOn all the ps should be qs lol

[mikeortiz410]

@iLoveJackingOn You missed, DH XF

[k128kevin]

@iLoveJackingOn you spelled inspire wrong

[ryancarter86]

his face at 03:19 is priceless

[turquoisepeace007]

I like how Mac shuts Dee up! hahaha

[AccelLeon]

Haha. Wonder if this would actually work irl.

[HaveFaithGodIsWithUs]

Hahaaaaaa

[kkct7]

Magnum condoms and a wad of 100's

[iLoveJackingOn]

Frank's system:

Fuck

Right

After

Next

Kompletion

[tjsbigidea]

metsyS .S.I.N.N.E.D ehT

[coryoreo25]

fav part- "this pizzas good. youre the one thats good" hahahaha

[PhattBudz]

no more scraps for franky

[GHHG8675]

And naturally, we bang

[PackofSpurs]

men stuff



[Ballfuzz]

You're gonna die tonight! AHAHHAHAHAH

[lancer9437]

If you want to see the video not reversed. Just turn around

[K0WNAGE]

@ShawnyMartin what?

[morgantown1]

@ShawnyMartin I feel you are not grasping the point of an acronym.

[born912]

J - Jack

O - Off

E - Everyday

[OrbitFighter]

and this is just the first part of the episode... always sunny is no sitcom to me.. just like arrested... a new genre should be created for those shows

[iLoveJackingOn]

the FRANK system

Fuck

Right

After

Next

Kompletion

[Roombaky]

Don't you see? All the great ones leave their mark. ehFk is...the backwards bandit! Youtube will never see it coming!

[NewScapePro]

CORY SYSTEM:

C: Create a reason why she should have sex with you

O: Obligate her with your reasoning

R: Rough her around a bit.

Y: ...Your penis, in her vagina.

[BlueberryDoughnuts]

@NewScapePro sounds a lot like the RAPE system. Not an acronym, just rape.

[NewScapePro]

@BlueberryDoughnuts good job, you get the joke.

[coryoreo25]

@NewScapePro works every time ;)

[dmg8787]

glens laugh at 3:58  so fuckin freaky hahahaha

[mahavishnuxc]

C.A.S.I.E. SYSTEM

C-choose a girl

A-approach her

S- say pick up line

I- impress her

E- engage physically

[crimsonxtide50]

imagine being the guys in the back at the counter and hearing this conversation, hahaha

[cmfrtblynmb02]

The pharmacist, denis's real life wife, looks awful like Mindy Vega-porn actress

[rockwellumrocks2]

4:20 Oh god his voice! He pulled that scene off really well - I could actually imagine that in some cliched 90's movie! Man, he's such a good actor.

[TheShawn9900]

Demonstrate value

Engage physically

Nurture dependence

Neglect emotionally

Inspire hope

Separate entirely

[unknown1539]

The pharmicist women in this video is glen howerton's(Dennis) wife in real life, charlie is married to the waitress in real life. Also Rob(Mac) is married to Kaitlen(Dee) in real. Is it even possible to make this show even more ironic and funny at this point!

[BereaverBand]

@unknown1539 I thought glen was married to the grieving girl that dennis and mac compete over

[unknown1539]

@BereaverBand I just checked, glenn howerton's wife is jill latiano, and if you look her up, it says she guest stared as the pharmacist named Cailey on this episode. The grieving lady your mentioning was played by lindsey mckean, different acctress. However, they do look a little similer in appearance so I can understand the mistake. Go figure.

[BereaverBand]

@unknown1539 ok i was a little confused thanks for clearing it up

[iLoveJackingOn]

@unknown1539 even more ironic is how Charlie is married to the waitress in real life

[evrbody]

@unknown1539 All we need is for Rhea Perlman (Danny DeVito's wife) to show up. Maybe they could even do a "Cheers" crossover where Frank finds out that he knocked up Carla years ago and they have an illegitimate kid.

[zannyzeeable]

@unknown1539 it makes me really happy to know that charlie got the waitress in one world!!<3

[failedKlone]

@unknown1539 they're all having kids together!

[unknown1539]

@failedKlone Yeah, i know. What are the odds?

[LetsRevolt1]

"WELCOME TO HELL!!! HAHAHAAHAH" that shit had me rollin when i first saw it

[noobs575]

3:37 look at charlie

[PrimeDirectiveDjs]

@noobs575

i know right? hall of fame charlie pose.

[LiveWire51]

Quick F.Y.I., the Pharmacist is actually Glenn Howerton's wife in real life.

[SlothfulCynic]

"I'm watching you, bitch! You're gonna die tonight!"

[TheMetalMask36]

The old Black Widow Spider excuse, nice work Mac

[earthlyday]

I must be a dumb whore because I had this done exactly to me. Though he tried to keep the relationship going for awhile. I suppose for more sex but he was a dick. It's so different,when it happens to you. His lying is so believable and I personally fell for him a long the way. I found out from his best friend and my own what was happening. And then I confronted him and took him still. I'm glad I'm done now but damn was I stupid as hell.

[adgato75]

@earthlyday yeah this is hilarious, bot the crazy part is its actually almost exactly like the "pick-up artist" type systems. like that Mystery douche.

[famezo12FUHQ]

As a female...I use the DENNIS system..on females...

[qeinar]

This episode was gold, i love the way mac and frank feeds of the scraps. xD

[shiffty1032231]

This is probably my all time favorite Dennis moment in the show.

[seifer2007]

The reason why the clip is mirrored is not due to sloppy editing, in-fact, it's a clever way to bypass YouTube's algorithms in detecting content. If the clip was left as normal, it would be blocked worldwide instantly due to a copyright claim by FOX. I've tried to upload this in the past without success and I really didn't want to compromise on quality, so I abandoned it. This video's uploader did the opposite, its mirroring was intentional so that the clip would stick.

[Killerdoctor27]

This will frighten the shit out of her... HAHAHAHA LMFAO

[Slimeq]

so... why is it backwards?

and how has nobody mentioned this?

[Mr5paceman]

@Slimeq so the video can stay up and not get taken down by copy right laws.

[demboyswashuge]

@Slimeq haha it's common for copyrighted material to be mirrored on youtube.

[babymagggiee]

Works every time, hahaha.

[lukemich12]

i dont like this show cus it has built up my funny tolerance to high i cant laugh anymore...

[MrJJWiz]

The Mac system:

Move in

After

Completion

[chucky4761]

how have I not heard of this show before. I feel like a great disservice has been done to me by Desperate Housewives.

[italianfiveoh]

@chucky4761 Awesome show. Watch it you will laugh the entire time

[Dontmakemecomeover5]

@chucky4761 Awesome show I suggest you start with season 2

[clarelovesdmb]

mwuahhahaha-that will frighten the shit outta her!

lmaoo

[wayneakrid]

douchebag system yet this really happens since women r naturally fuckin stupid and fall for stupid shit all the time, dumb whores

[lukemich12]

@wayneakrid shut up your ruining this clip with youf negitivity

[Shepard1100]

@wayneakrid haha sounds like women turn you down for guys like that

[wayneakrid]

@Shepard1100 blind ppl are pathetic

[EscapeNewJersey]

LOL "Oh for Christ sake you are a complete sociopath!! Please don't interrupt."

[maxjordan90]

Say something along the lines of "I'M WATCHING YOU, YOU BITCH! YOU'RE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!"

[broy2]

- pizza's good

- you're the one that's good

[angelbuzz123]

stuid thins they say it gets me so mad

[angelbuzz123]

stuid thins they say

[angelbuzz123]

stuid

[AndTheWailers]

"This will frighten the shit outta her" hahaha so fucked its hilarious

[BJH515]

Charlies face @ 3:25

[beastalitator]

I love how he writes backwards.

[DitchdiggerMcfly]

@beastalitator No, that's just horrible editing on the video. Every letter is rotated 180* degrees for some reason.

[Biggie3057]

@DitchdiggerMcfly So this great video won't be banned.

[beastalitator]

@DitchdiggerMcfly Yeah, I know bro. I'm just yanking your chain.

[eddiekendricksgirl]

They are crazy!!

[SmurfKiller66]

welcome to hell huhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA this will frighten the shit out of her! - Dennis is god.