Mega64: Portal Number Two

[YourPalHDee]

For some reason I can't get the image of Eric as a sea captain with 2 ice creams out of my head.

[Pyrofreak321]

omg that ending made me cry with lol

[HeiHolaHello]

what if he only pointed his ass through the blue portal, then his ass would go out his ass which would also go out his ass... it would be like an ass tower

[Xshunin]

@HeiHolaHello Assception

[BobifyYou]

he should have just put the cake in the blue portal.

[12adstut12]

This is such a good idea. You should be more eager.

[the2caboosegamers]

If only he pooped in the blue portal

[NarutoKyuubi82]

This wasn't on Family Guy or anything....

[Eleete32]

how'd he get the cake up his ass that perfectly?

[APreownedHobo]

@Eleete32 The real question is: Do you REALLY wanna know?

[ImOnSteam]

what happens if rocco goes into the blue portal?

[XxEpicSaucexX]

Be glad you can't see through the portal.

[GNRlova23]

Portals are orange

Portals are blue

If I go out one

I'll end up in you

[TheFalconHalo]

@african10001 I think it might be both.

[chruigi1]

this cake tastes like farts. ewwww.

[oyasumitenshi]

how did he fit that entire cake up his ass without ruining it :o

[UnbreakableAmerican]

This is such a good idea, you should be more eager. Best line delivery ever.

[SM64DSfreak347]

1. Let's look at it like this: If the portal closed with a box in his ass, then that box must have contained the portal gun. Now 2 portals are in his ass.

2. If he stuck his head inside of the blue portal, his head would be sticking out of his ass. If he jumped in, he would re-appear out of his ass.

[MrVonKriplespac]

Meanwhile, at the mail place:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Mr von k is on the ground laughing]

[WiiXpress]

The guy in the orange shirt at 3:05 sounds like a factory machine when he chews. xD

[albinomonkey27]

sometimes portals can be a pain in the ass? wrong sometimes portals can BE ur ass.

[MrDaantjuh1]

2:35 and 3:00 LOL

[tommyballe]

yes, your ass service

[UnbreakableAmerican]

2 things,

1: if it was far up enough in his ass, like his intestines, he would never have to shit.

2: what if he climbed through the portal?

[mysteryninja22]

So they just left the shit in the garage?

[FealixTV]

lol i like how they do this in public.

[HeraltekX50]

if the orange portal is up rocco's ass, then what happens if he goes in the blue one?

[Mespritroth]

@HeraltekX50 roccoception

[UnbreakableAmerican]

@HeraltekX50 he'd shit himself

[TheMini2O1]

@HeraltekX50 Unlimited loop?

[ltvdl]

@HeraltekX50 thats what i call a paradox !

[KvizY]

@HeraltekX50 OHHH SHII- YOU'VE FOUND A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX.

[sirhalyavshik]

@HeraltekX50

he cant poop , because shit goes through portal

so basicly....shit will come from blue portal and when he put that shit back , the shit gonna come of his ass and he will shit like a normal persone...but...going through this to shit,i mean , fuck it

[JerryMcGhoulBerry]

@HeraltekX50

black hole

[superspongenova]

@HeraltekX50 poopception

[TheStimpyland]

@HeraltekX50

PARADOX!

[MiricxSFT]

@HeraltekX50 Mindfuck

[Adidaas]

Wouldn't it cost more to fly Rocco around and use the portal than just regular shipping and handling?

[DaxB92]

Port-hole.

[WiiXpress]

I just realized something: the boxes are coming out of his butt...yet his pants are still on.

[op10004]

what kind of cake is that??

[pokemon777rocks]

Lol the cake makes scenc the cake is a lie

[scullyy]

i have a portal in my mouth and one in my anus

[Roco2032]

i am roco

[vZvAurora]

ass service



[MrNinja290]

oh theres a portal on the garage and the other half UP MY ASS XDDD

[TheSaucyMeatballs]

2:58... That's all I have to say XDD

[icecreeper4]

Completely disregarding the fact that there's shit all over the ground and he picked up a cake off of it.

[Joemomma845]

GOD im sorry i busted out laughing when the portal closed...

[masteryodadobby]

@alexk101488 You dumb, ignorant uninteresting new faggot.

[alexk101488]

@masteryodadobby i used to be a dumb, ignorant, uninteresting new fag but then i got an arrow to the knee, now am smart, understanding , interesting straight guy that think you should go frank yourself

[shadowingsxd]

lulz

[Flemagrimm]

do skate 3 

[alexk101488]

I used to have a portal up my butt, then a got an arow to the knee, sry couldnt resiste

[ItsTheMarioman]

@alexk101488 why does noone understand that this joke is old and overused.

[JustNeedaQuickList]

@alexk101488 You could resist, you just decided not to because you're a cunt.

At the very least, it could've been an arrow to the knee joke that took effort.

[alexk101488]

@JustNeedaQuickList how am a cunt? I guess you are what u eat

[JustNeedaQuickList]

@alexk101488 "1. Cunt; Derogatory name for "Woman..."

[alexk101488]

Weaksauce

[Mindstormsgek]

That proves they're not banging rocks together over there

[derpanierer]

oh crap i cant stop laughing

XD seriously

[thebitkid]

Mega64: TeamFortress 2

[Plexuz0]

huh? yeah. what'ya thinka that? jack-weasel?

[ChazWake]

@TinnedWaffles ...because the cake is a lie!

[182kenshiro]

i go to captains kids too

[0re01]

LMAO XD PORTAL JOKES are not fucking funny, this was a waste of time.

[FuckenCeeJay]

@0re01 The why in the FUCK would you click this video.

[0re01]

@FuckenCeeJay How is someone expected to know what a video will be like until after they've watched it? Someone linked it to me. Stop and think before you say stupid things.

[MegaMan6947]

@0re01 Then complain to your friend for linking to you.

[0re01]

@MegaMan6947 why do you give a shit if I say anything in a youtube comment?

[MegaMan6947]

@0re01 Why dont you give a shit? 

[threelittleniggers]

@0re01 welcome to youtube

[Invisifly2]

fucking hilarious

[Meteorain108]

Huh... Now that is a cake I wish were a lie.

[XxkoruptshunxX]

u guys shud do arrow to the knee

[The111DooD]

How did he put the cake in his ass without ruining it?

[Ryxaiin]

What would happen if they threw the cake through the blue portal?

Would he shit a cake?

[xViTaLvGaming]

you guy should do minecraft!

[Zoshimo]

@xViTaLvGaming They did.

[AramilSiandol]

1:33 why there is a penny (or however you call your money) on the flor?

[xalener]

@AramilSiandol

There's always loose change lying around in america.

[CharizardNoob]

Oh god, did anyone see that penny when he picked up the cake..?

[TheCreditDawg]

rocco ass cake

[mao700co]

Funniest part was the guy yelling with hell it made me laugh so hard that my grandma wanted to see but then it was over lol

[TheJessejester]

2:58 funniest part

[Ten0692]

OMFG LMAO!!!

I laughed so hard at 3:00. I had freaken ice cream come out my nose!

[yoodledoodle14]

The solution is simple, just shoot another orange portal!

[andrey2793dec]

how is the cake ha ha

[TheRealBr1ghtShadow]

This was the hardest I've ever laughed. Thank you Mega64!

[mikekoala1]

I click like before I watch cuz I already know.

[azuz6778]

3:00

LMAO

XD

[RaeuberPozzenfotz]

goatse LAWL FANNEH

[drumman104]

Hey wats up.

I got a portal up my butt. Random

[XDantevsVergilX]

I fought a guy like him before

[TotalZach]

My ass service?

[GamesQuest1]

"the portals closed what does that mean?"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh­hhhhhhhhhh"

lol love it

[MrSnapply]

If the portal was active he could see up his ass

[hypernova37]

what if derrek put his dick in the portal

[hypernova37]

what 36 assholes disliked this

[thedrpeppergod17]

omg that would suck

[kamberlin22]

Derrick's face @ 0:08 is classic

[richtoffen115]

36 people had boxes stuck in their ass

[VGGeek]

Wait what if Rocco went through the blue portal?

Would he come out his own ass?

[Mario78718]

@VGGeek Just what I was thinking...

[mariofana]

@VGGeek Maybe he would turn inside out

[not4bum]

@VGGeek paradox

[suan19]

@VGGeek That a big MindFuck lol

[LambOfGod52]

@VGGeek The Universe would implode.

[Bl4ckinferno178]

@VGGeek black hole

[Mosixman]

@VGGeek Ever seen Being John Malkovich? Yeah.

[JNTRacingStudios]

@VGGeek You could call that sticking his head up his own ass

[Ricky12121996]

@VGGeek I believe the correct term is that he would be "shitting himself"

[itgonbk]

This si the same as portal 1 there basically trying to say nothings changed its the same game graphics havent change or anything just the story line

[Princescyther]

What would happen if the guy jumped through the portal? He would be somehow crap himself out? Maybe he would turn inside out perhaps?

[Strava124]

Is this portal giving you a hard time? I've fought portals like this bef- *Falls through portal and out ofRoccos butt* W... WTF!

[featuringfranklin]

For the life of me I can't figure out how they pulled off the box flying out of Rocco's ass at 2:34. It looks REALLY genuine.

[hubuhubudingdong2]

valve cant count to 3... left for dead 2 half life 2 episode 2 DOTA 2 team fortress 2

[Pepperoni290]

@hubuhubudingdong2 dont forget portal 2

[BruvixVG]

the ending was lol

[slipknot3597]

LMFAO

[xaqua93x]

I know I've seen this before but it's still hilarious. I think another account uploaded it though

[ajjjevans]

@xaqua93x they put it up on game trailers a while ago

[magicaIpineapple]

@xaqua93x

no, they just reuploaded it for some reason

[pizzamovies]

You've gotta hand it to these guys for the shit they do in public.

[kungfoolai]

3:00 And i bet that was real lol

[darkfafi]

and this al took like 40 minutes o.O

[YYFsuperstar]

I LMFAO so badly at the end

[POLARLYBBACON]

...

[thePEOPLEperson1]

I LOLed at the end.

[Operation361]

1:33 There's a quarter on the floor to the left of the cake.

[Operation361]

1:33 There's a quarteron the floor to the left of the cake.

[chaos959595]

2:59

You're welcome.

[TinnedWaffles]

How did he get that entire cake up his arse in perfect condition.

[smpletan]

@TinnedWaffles Didn't you see the end of the video?

[joshtruction]

Does anyone know where the "10 minutes later" music/sound is from?

[extragunbon]

@joshtruction Street Fighter, isn't it? That's where I remember it from.

[MajicLaMa]

I wonder if they ever thought to go trough the garage into the portal. I also wonder what happens if the guy with the portal butt goes into the garage portal.

[Strava124]

34 people got a portal in their butt, came up with a genius idea, portal disappeared and now they have an 8 inch box have way in their ass...

[NoHero27]

2:58

[TheChesneyChrist]

The guy without the portal up ass (sorry don't know names) looked proper like raj from big bang theory at the start when he got told bout the portal

[Yamisukoru]

._. rotflmao!

[Dekationz]

rofl prod value amazing

[blackysimon1]

3:10 hehe

[MarthKoopa]

Why not just carry the package to the post office?

[Valdraya]

Just glad you can't see through the portal

[USSafeguard]

2:59 super saiyan mode

[Draconios1]

i was wondering when hed be doing something crazy in public

[Baldoxxx4000]

Turning into SUPER SAIYAN 3!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[LahainaGeneration]

I was gonna say a gay joke

Butt fuck it.

[TheShadowSythe]

@LahainaGeneration unoriginal. Denied.

[AndroxineVortex]

@TheShadowSythe no Stairway, denied

[TheShadowSythe]

@AndroxineVortex I was going to yell at you, then I saw your channel to confirm whether you are a boy or girl, saw minecraft and saw that you like anime. I then proceeded to write this reply.

[lraspa]

what a mess

[Fillipe0Bruno]

i think that's go without saying but... The cake is a lie

[ImAGrateSpellr]

2:56 super sayan

[Eggland21]

oh my god he plays those "lolol cake is a lie xDDd" idiots so well

[mrxai658]

the pain is unbearable with it

[AWES0MEKLUTCH]

Is that box giving you trouble? Ive fought boxes like that before

[tristanuki1975]

Good video but filmed very badly. Annoying.

[SasquatchIndustries]

the fuck is the transcribed audios issue

[gurbindern]

Lol, watch this in transcribe audio. It makes it even funnier.

[MellxDragonPrincess]

lmao at the end!

[TehPantheon]

Shaun in drag? Sowwy.

[jeffery418]

Man that funny

[ledbea]

i wanted to see him shit a brick

[EMPATHYXCII]

"Boxes!" -Derrick Acosta

[USSafeguard]

SEE! SEE! I TOLD YOU ALL BUT YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY! THE CAKE ISNT A LIE!

[ponquinful]

. . .a box is going to fly out my ass . . . .

[Iforgot276]

Never stick your ass on the operating end of the device >:C

don't you listen to portal warnings?

[SmashBrosBrawl]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[spider0804]

What happens if he has anal sex

[lylatfox4]

I must have seen this on gametrailers 1st, cause i remember seeing this before