THE REAL DUKE NUKEM FOREVER TEASER

[SteamSoft98]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum...

[OmfgABiscuit]

HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

[bbbbbb222222]

when I was a kid I promised my granpa I was going to play this video game in his honour when he was dying, because he waited for the release of it for all his life, now I'm afraid I won't be able to complete my comitement, sice it hasnt been released yet, and I'm 52 now.

[driver4]

is this coming out for PS3???

[IL3DSM]

REAL, new Duke Nukem Forever in-game footage.

watch?v=mp827KokQn0

[JoKoKilla]

And who the fuck works out with their grenades strapped to their chest? This whole clip is a piece of shit. I hope this won't be the case for the game.

[Johnwatsis]

nah, they made this as a little "teaser" for a christmas party the company was having.

[icecubeclock]

are you blind or something? there are no grenades strapped to his chest, there are Bullets and Shotgun Shells, but no grenades.

and that happens to be his regular attire.

[TheTimeRanger]

Duke Fucking Nukem bitch.

This is the man so metal, he repeatedly saves the world from alien fucks and has time to impregnant some very interesting women.

Duke doesn't need your insults, his golden amazingness is beyond the capabilities of your short minded and feeble imagination,

[flyingracoon72]

realy just fucking make the game

[JoKoKilla]

...and what's with the American nationalism? It's a bunch of capitalist propaganda, and you're all succumbing to it.

[Johnwatsis]

American nationalism? well duke was made by americans, in america, makes sense. what's he supposed to be argentinian? canadian? french?

[supapuffy2007]

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!

[JoKoKilla]

I'm not impressed. There weren't any appealing game segments, and the video animation already looks dated. I couldn't get past the idea of him smoking and workingout at the same time, it's just retarded.

[xInfamous187x]

bitch just shut up

[JoKoKilla]

Yeah just look at the movement animation around :45. He moves like a robot, it's all stiff and underdeveloped. I'd omit that voice over at the end too. "Park my bricks?" That doesn't even SOUND badass.

All the elements needed to make a dope game are here, but it won't be shit without proper execution.

[Johnwatsis]

Wow, how dare you hate on the duke? go play your sissy halo game.

[JoKoKilla]

...and what's with the American nationalism? It's a bunch of capitalist propaganda, and you're all succumbing to it. I don't mean to hate on Duke. The character is fucking dope. I'm hating on the half ass artists who are putting this together so shitally.

[brollyssj3]

hey the longer they take the better it will be we dont want a product that looks cool but sucks do we . no we want a awesome game that look's cool and is fun so let them take there time.

[AirForce194]

Duke Nukem(in development)Forever

[crajave]

I'm not gonna buy this game for the gameplay, story or graphics. I'm gonna buy this because ITS DUKE NUKEM! nuff said.

[Durgey]

i want that song that plays near the end of the video, sounds sick! and it would go good with the other two themes of his i have! :D

[Murphy46]

IS BRUCE WILLIS LOL

[CoolCalmJames]

Check the release dat on their website it says :

Releasedate : WHEN ITS DONE so we can wait forever.

[monkeyflip22]

duke nukem [taking] forever

[pooman2278]

This games taking forever to be released. They should hurry up and can it cause very few people are interested any more. Theres a trailer on Youtube from 1998!

[commandox20]

No.

[ARoboWizard]

Seriously, I don't know what I'll do if I don't find out which alien toilet will be the first to receive Duke Nukem's bricks.

I guess I'll just have to stay tuned.

[richardcoletta9]

2009 duke nukem forever is coming out people this beat all FPS know to man

[numanuma65]

hell ya! thats the spirit man!

DUKE OWNZ!!!

[ayver5]

omg ive been waiting 10years exactly when is it going to come out its been 3 gens now.

[1awsomdude]

What are they waitin for?...Christmas?

[snipboy]

Starcraft II trailer was sooooo much better!

[themaniacboy]

thats because it is a trailer

this is a teaser ass

[wazupz2]

Does anyoen even know if this was realesed?

I PLAYED DUKE NUKEM 64 untill my eyes bled lol i think this game looks fuckn awsome someone tell me if its even coming out?

[1awsomdude]

Pick any moment beetween now and the year 2012 then wait an extra 2 years...

[wazupz2]

LMAO weak.....

[seelivetiger]

hahah !!!! so true

[4chanpartycar]

I just came bricks.

[themaniacboy]

i bet that they will back the ol' good duke nukem back.

Duke Nukem always kicks ass.

After looking on all the and i mean all,the most of them are idiots who got no life and are just screwing around.

[constert111]

BALLS OF STEEL!!

[demonchild65]

holy shit his muscles are fucking mad! lol

his arm is bigger than the damn pig cops in this game lol

duke nukems awesome cant wait for the game

[Styfia8539]

wow 10 yeahrs and now a teaser! xD

[grimlexx]

Duke looks massive - 10 years is a long time to take steroids haha - HAIL TO THE KING BABY

[Mackyluciano78]

One Up for DucktapeDT whats that f****** release of Megadeath just love it <3

[Luciferkragoth]

it's also "I've come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum" shortly followed by "and i'm ALL... out of bubblegum"... well the original from They Live! was at least.

[oggedask]

jeez this is really getting old.. i got a teaser for duke nukem in a pcworld magazine probably 7-8 years ago.. looks kinda crappy in this teaser aswell

probably just another daikatana game.

NO game has lived up to 12 years of hype

[manicKleiner]

There hasn't been much hype 'cos no one knows much about it. There's nothing you can say other than it's taking too long.

And the developers have stated, "We don't want hype. We just want to keep quiet, work hard and emerge later to show you what we're working on." That kind of stuff.

[SamFisher1717]

DNF...11 years...ive waited anxiously.Only 2 be disappointed due to lack of FINISHING.But now after 3 billion dollars...this game is gunna be amazing!

[ducktapeDT]

Can someone tell me whats the name of the song starting at 00:38 ? I know its Duke Nukem theme but what version? its not the original or the Megadeath's one... Thanks

[sspoke]

this game is old... we all played it why ppl saying its not out u guys probbly living in the past

[Luciferkragoth]

officially a fool.

[BlueTrin]

wow the game is nearly released, they even made the cinematics !!!

[shnuggles66]

cool vid. VERY much a teaser. Looks like the Doom3 engine will be used. "Time to kick as and eat bubblegum and Im all out of gum"

[stevenzsofly]

Honestly.. what have the people at 3d Realms been doing all this time? Go to work and sleep?

[thefouPL]

a few 1-second cut-scenes after 10 years of waiting? lol, are you kidding? now you can suck me, 3DRealms assholes...

[agp453]

I just really hope this game does not take itself seriously like duke nukem 3d. Judging by the trailer, it looks awesome! Kick ass and chew bubblegum.

[FisuradoTandil]

DUKE NUKEM CARAJO !!!!!!! SIIIIIIIIIII

a patear culos de aliens jajajajaj

[hobbesie]

still not convinced there is a game.

[Shoan1225]

o the people said that it will be out around the 2nd quarter of 08 so aroud june it will come out if not then yea im convinced too... but if it does its gunna be sweet cause i have the first game for n64 and it was awesome no matter how many times i played it, ut never got to old... i hope this is the same

[maastona]

the first one never came in n64. fucking newfag.

[Shoan1225]

wow my bad dude dont need to freak out about it just a simple mistake

[mystereojones]

Ok folks, which will see the light of day first? Duke Nukem Forever or Guns 'n Roses' Chinese Democracy album?

[RedBullet613]

Dukes gonna shit down the neck of just about every game out, just as long as the devs make the game right.

[AntonShumin]

Hahahha, its been 11 !!! years since they started making it.

I bet that in 2017 we will still be waiting for the game, still seeing some outdated engine trailers.

[adsci]

as long as this game isnt total rubbish it will sell like crazy. you cant delay a game too much. the more disappointment the players have waiting for the game, the more they are crazy about it when it finally comes out! well done 3d realms! keep it coming! and when it takes another decade!

[Surrealius]

Is it possible for people to not be negative towards this video? Its a teaser for the game. Dont tear it apart before the game is actually released for fucks sake. Just be glad that its still being made.

[Wened]

I cant believe it. Im 23 and i played DN 3D when i was like 12! I'm waiting for that game half my life. Is that real?

[Fribarada]

Sure as hell is!

[luciferHam101]

Best teaser ever. Im fully teased.

[hostel969]

bout damn time!

[Undrdogofcorona]

One word, finally, damn, lol

[picopallasi]

The samples the music samples are rubbish.

[retardopooplick]

They either have some real shitty modelers, or a real low budget, because the graphics on this don't look as good as next gen consoles could alow it to. And i was looking foward to this game, but I can't help but think it looks crap. >.>

[Surrealius]

I really doubt that these are in-game graphics. Its an early trailer, and theres no knowing how much longer we'll be waiting for the release. Dont be judgemental so soon. And besides, everyone knows how youtube butchers the quality of videos...

[retardopooplick]

Yeah a my few videos have been degraded by Youtube. Either way, I'm not truley looking foward to this game anymore. I'm getting more hyped over MGS4. Can't wait for that! :D

[mastadfosho]

I hate when people look at a game and say "it doesnt LOOK good enough for me" when i am in blender and i am modeling, the last thing i do is smooth everything out and cut off the rough edges, and even besides that, look at counterstrike. MILLIONS of people still play that. Because of the graphics??? no because of the gameplay, because in the end, thats all that matters, gameplay...

[Plays2]

The graphics in this game will improve over time, for now we just need to be worried on the gameplay side...

[retardopooplick]

I do think that gameplay is the most important factor in a game. But I also like games to visually amaze me. I play CS:S I don't on CS.

[grimlexx]

Team Fortress 2 has less then realistic graphics but I still find it alot more fun then Counterstrike to play online... but HAIL TO THE KING BABY! COZ DUKE NUKEM RULES!

[retardopooplick]

Hmm... Tf2 is the game I play most at the moment. For pc of corse.

[Melvis2000]

It's about time...can't wait.

[Cheer348]

HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!

[metazare]

3drealms has a link to a torrent on their site where you can download the uncompressed HD version of this video. I highly recommend doing so as you'll see the different in qualoty vs youtube immediately.

[NoobixCube]

Even if the game is never released, the trailer was worth it for the taste of a new version of Grabbag (the theme music) :P

[logic1111]

LAME

[DUKENT]

What does Duke say at the end?

[jamble7k]

i'm lookin for some alien toilet to park my bricks. who's first?

[DUKENT]

Thanks

[exammaster]

3DRealms better release this game. I have DN 3d but for some reason i cant get it too work.

[Beermonkeyv1]

is it me or does this look pretty crap even from this 1 minute clip

[mintoO2cOolv2]

fuck off duke...u r too old now...i dont want to stay tuned anymore...3drealms can suck my balls.its just too much waiting. duke is history...replaced by characters like agent 47,gordon freeman,and oh yeah the doomguy...etc...this ones gonna surely flop when it comes out.

[DukeZookem]

is it coming out for wii? it has to with those graphics. and hey an anyone help me with the third apocaliptic level on duke nukem zero hour?

[sagemmyv]

THIS GAME WILL OWN CRYSIS

[inglesedaniel]

No gameplay footage?!

[DevBlazed]

gay?

[aqualung857]

i dont think this game will ever be released....

[mintoO2cOolv2]

me too

[mefrombelgium]

woot hes back finally:)

[qwertdfsf]

I want to kick some Alien ass and chew bubble gum

[Larviii]

VENTRILO HARRASSMENT INCOMING!!

[Luciferkragoth]

I've got balls of steel!

[superheronumber1]

I don't care if the animation sucks, it's good enough, whether or not it's cutting edge or not is irrelevant, I just want to kick some ass with duke nukem's humour and healthy mix of misogyny. The game that makes the latter fun.

[IiIbao]

I think he sorta looks like Bruce Willis.

[Glubberer2588]

It´s done when it´s done ^^

[hammurderer]

this games has been "in production" for like 10 years its doubtful that its gonna be released

[yuzo66]

i want to give money to strippers like in the earlier games they better stick with what worked before

[ThinkTankedUSA]

I've Got Balls Of Steel!

[glaxy1]

FUCK YA!!!!!!!!!

[oxymorphone]

It's time to kick ass and push release dates back several more years

[silverbolt2012]

About. Bloody. Time.

It took 10 years to release the teaser... guess I'll need a time machine to the Year 3000 to play the actual game. lol!

Welcome Back Duke!

[Hauwrpappa]

Duke Nukem<333333

[ultraviper]

Wow the animations in this video looks horrible. Like it could have actually been left over from 10 years ago.

[heinousjay]

I think you're being overcritical. Or perhaps you're blind. But being that this is youtube, you're probably just a stupid douche kid.

[TheUnbeholden]

hahaha OWNED !!! Duke Nukem FOREVER FTW !!

[ultraviper]

No, really. The part where he stands up and cracks his knuckles looks like something out of the old warcraft 2 videos.

[TenutoInuke]

Three things. It was in somewhat of a slo-mo part during Duke's workout. The monster segments had flashing lights which make things look slower sometimes, and YouTube videos sometimes screw up and look slow.

[skatenotes]

the smoke is blowing directly up our asses.

[tyranttode]

this game better have some naked bitches in it or im not gonna play it. best to stick with tradition :)

[cungar]

I had hair when this game was first introduced.

[Phlogiston2312]

Way to keep the vaporware legend alive.

[M5ld7RHQvumhiomaninf]

cool

[ZeldaDD]

Haha, this has been vapourware for so many years, and that's all they had as the teaser trailer?

[Y0uEnj0yMyself]

wow looks gay

[MalignantRacist]

Wasnt SC2 supposed to be out months ago?

[Luciferkragoth]

No. They haven't even updated the website with anything to do with the zerg yet.

[josecasimiro]

looks like a very good game. I knew duke nukem since the first 2D shooter. The only bad point is that, because it doesn't have a release date known, it makes the fan to have a very high expectative. What does happen when this expectatives doesn't look satisfied in the final product? It got a very bad grade. I hope all the expectatives become satisfied, because the informal of the dates, make it look like a n informal free project ;-) Besides, it looks outstanding!

[ukstevey]

Any shots of the actual game in that "trailer"?

[Akumasama]

I wonder how many years of the development process it took to make this vid...

[pepe6666]

hahahahaha 'to park my bricks'

[tehdreamer]

orgasm in my eyes

[SlaughteredOgre]

FINALY!!!

THE KING IS BACK !!!

[gwb2008]

FAKE.

[kai6novice]

I am sure they're waiting for the initial players who played the first Duke Nukem when they were like 6 or 7 years old to be 21+ and then release a AO-rated version of Duke Nukem, so they can fully enjoy Duke Nukem Forever. That should probably need to wait 15 years... LOL

[Feanar0]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

omg.. thats gonna suck xD

[Luigi8501]

I'm gonna rip your head off and shit in your neck :-)

[lenooh]

his voice has changed. too much cigarettes?

i don't like it.

[ryanthepimp1]

does this mean theres going to be a new duken nuken game some1 pls answer ?

[Luciferkragoth]

The Duke rules, it's the first game i've ever played, starting from 1991 when i was one, 1993 when i was 3, and i constantly played duke 3d when i was 6 for a long time. After that, time to kill, manhattan and the rest just got repetetive. But they weren't the true sequels in the genre. They won't match up to forever. And by god, I remember duke more than anything.

[Lankythepyro]

Yeah, duke nukem!! The greatest Redneck hero is back! I didnt much like land of the babes tho... i hope this one is closer to the good old duke nukem 3D.

It'd be good if they had their own one-liners tho, rather than taking a handful of them from Evil Dead...

'Hmm... dont have time to play with myself...' that line still cracks me up!

[Ill06Taco]

if the gameplay is anything like the 2001 teaser I couldnt care less about the graphics

[rmfarwell]

Ok, heres the deal in a nutshell: Duke Nukem isnt a game meant to have amazing next-gen graphics, voice acting, or music. Its a corny game meant to be fun and funny. If youre looking for a ground breaking FPS, this isnt it. But if youre looking to have fun and laugh at a video game, give it a try. So stop ya bitchin!

[killrodx]

That's something I can agree with. Honestly.. eye candy isn't everything.

[Chadronix]

Not that I really

[kreechman]

well that sucked.

13 years of phail in the making. Quality is fucking terrible considering were in this time where graphics are up-to-date now.

They wasted too much time on content and they should've kept up with time.

gimme a fucking thumbs down for all I care.

[aterimperator]

Oh yay, another graphics whore. "We don't want content we want looks." When you're 70 and you realize your wife lacks content and looks, I'll be there laughing.

[Aiursrage2k]

Yeah because the most important thing about a game is graphics... its gameplay you dumb fuck

[reeferdk]

YAY \o/ cant wait...

[Gondus]

LMAO OMG, they just blew up the american flag LOL

[br0seph1011]

ha, i knew this was coming.

when people find duke nukem cheesy is how you know theyre doing it right

[YourWorstCritic]

Wow. Cheesy music, cheesy voice-acting, not so great graphics... Yup. It's a Duke Nukem game. I hope they don't rip off a bunch of one liners again like they ripped off all those lines from the Evil Dead series.

[p3on]

anyone else think he looks like bruce willis?

also, christ that's some terrible voice acting

[GabuEx]

Of course it's terrible voice acting. That's the whole point. It wouldn't be a Duke Nukem game if the voice acting was good.

[7789902]

Gee....this game reminds me how unoriginal things are becoming in the gaming world. It makes me want to create my own ideas. The gaming world is losing it's touch. Duke Nukem? For fuck sakes, how lame!

[Shardz4]

... I hope you realize Duke Nukem is an old series. This game has been long awaited for.

Also, if you can create good ideas, people will certainly use them.

[Saviorforsale]

lol...this is the original game that started all the unoriginal games you are talking about.

At least they made it to be cheesy and funny...the copy-cat wanna-be's since then have tried to be serious about it.

[hardToSignUpHere]

what are the cans laying around on the floor where duke pumps some iron - anabolic steroids? wow, how did i guess that? it's must be the same shit the greasy pigs ate to convert their fat into muscle and get mental enough point a shotgut at you and shoot your brains out! 8D

[dyw77030]

This game was actually done over 5 years ago, but they were delaying the launch so the game industry could put out a few piddling titles before they committed mass suicide over how much they comparatively suck to this game.

[meteeb]

LOL I don't get why nerds have taken this so personally. Who actually "waited" for this game?

I played Duke Nukem 3D when it first came out, conquered it several times and had a total blast with it... then pretty much got on with my life.

I sure hope it doesn't try to "revolutionize" anything. They better keep it simple and stupid. And they better have tons of cheezy-ass one-liners xD

Shake it baby, wanna dance?

[macosgyver]

This game doesn't even matter anymore. Unless it offers new ideas and new gameplay, it's just another 3D shooter.

[crhylove]

I bet you it will suck. LOL

[triso666]

Give it up for the D-man.

It seems that we only hear from 3-d Realms every three years or so. Still, no release date yet. Maybe next decade--Maybe.

[NecromanceS]

lol, watch out guys! duke nukem is 10 years older, he may break his hip! XD

[zugurudumba]

it was as if millions of geeks had a geekgasm at the same time

*waves hand to /b/ and /.*

[fluffyzzz]

lol, never coming out. at least the music is cool

[alakalaka99]

All I gotta say is this game better be damn good for a 10 year wait...

[Frap357]

Who is the guy who makes the badass voice? :D

[EvilCouch]

10 years and the best they can do is 5 seconds of gameplay footage a scripted sequence of Duke pumping a pathetic amount of weights? Come on!

[fidobot1]

want

[Luciferkragoth]

Everyone wants a piece of the duke.