In the hospital with my so called "wife". The nurse hands me a baby, says it´s my son. I said MAAAAN, this aint the sun, this is a baby! So I TOOK IT AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!
I'm pretty sure he says "You can't buy me hotdog man" Not "You can't buy A hotdog man"
I mean, he's talking about not trusting the system and stuff, so it would make more sense if he said he can't be bought out. That, and I don't hear him say "a" at that part.
im looking for the real music video for this and ive been looking all over and cant seem to find it... can someone please send me the vid in an inbox message if u know it
I was playing on the computer and it said I won a free IPad I said "This ain't no free IPad.... this is a computa!!! AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUUND!!!!!!! They must think I'm stoopid!! I'm not part of his system!!! COMPUTERS CANT WIN IPADS!!! DUHHH!!!!
9 people attempted to do all this stuff in real life and got the shot kicked out of them,girlfriends broke up with them,and took a major shock to the ass
Im getting anew phone, so of course, I am going to make a video of my dad calling me..... "MAYN, THIS AINT MY DAD!!! THIS IS CELLPHONE! I THREW IT ON THE GROUND! WHAT, YOU THINK I'M STUPID? I'M NOT A PART OF THIS SYSTEM, MY DADS NOT A PHONE, DUH!!!!!!!" No kidding. I will kill that goddamn mutherfucking stupid old phone. It will be fucking awesome!!!!!! :) I can't wait!!!!
i was walking through the city streets and a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drinkk run faster jump higher mannn i'm not gonna let you poison me I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDDD you must think im a joke i ain't gonna be part of this system mannnn pump that garbage in another mans veinss
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party...Whatchu want me to do with this EAT it HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!! I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO! welcome to the REAL world JACKASS!
* i was walking threw the city streets and a man came up to me.run faster jump higher.MAN i aight gonna let u poisin me i threw it on the ground
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In the hospital with my so called "wife". The nurse hands me a baby, says it´s my son. I said MAAAAN, this aint the sun, this is a baby! So I TOOK IT AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!
Raven3242 1 week ago
This anin't my dad this is a CELLPHONE!
InuYasha0329 1 week ago
@SHITFACE916 I was trying to find sme songs to listen to...
tsharclane4 7 months ago
I threw it on the ground
smexyfish13 7 months ago
This Songs Dumb!
tsharclane4 7 months ago
@tsharclane4 Then why are you listening to it?
SHITFACE916 7 months ago
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!
emochildwiththering 7 months ago
13 are part of the system
ThatGirlWith3DGlasse 7 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND.WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD ASSHOLE.
kierradaly123 7 months ago
Happy Birthday to GROUND
kabeck330 7 months ago
The guy who sings this is in the movie called hot rod, And he punches every body in the face before they take a bite of there food
ilovewolves2000 7 months ago
"MY DADS NOT A PHONE!!!"
jimihendrixftw 7 months ago
Love it!! :)
bookluvr21 7 months ago
12 people were poisoned by the "run faster jump higher maaaan"
jellewii 7 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUUUUUUNNNDDDD
paytongrant13 7 months ago
the ground was lucky, it just so happened to be its birthday when he threw the cake to tha ground!
DaHackMasta007 8 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!
KostasLunatic 8 months ago
i thought that said i threw her on the ground
Trychcat1 8 months ago
I'm pretty sure he says "You can't buy me hotdog man" Not "You can't buy A hotdog man"
I mean, he's talking about not trusting the system and stuff, so it would make more sense if he said he can't be bought out. That, and I don't hear him say "a" at that part.
narutowned 8 months ago
MAYYNN!
lilfunnydude41 8 months ago
It's: "you can't buy me hotdog man"
If you think it's "a hotdog" ur missing the joke
Bl34tm4n 8 months ago
@Bl34tm4n What does it mean?
EliasJordan3 8 months ago
haha
wesnaw789 8 months ago
i like the part when he said threw it on the ground..
2001bladeej 8 months ago
im looking for the real music video for this and ive been looking all over and cant seem to find it... can someone please send me the vid in an inbox message if u know it
1nF4mou567 8 months ago
i am an adult!
cfsguy1 8 months ago
I threw it on the ground
nickrlls23 8 months ago
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I was playing on the computer and it said I won a free IPad I said "This ain't no free IPad.... this is a computa!!! AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUUND!!!!!!! They must think I'm stoopid!! I'm not part of his system!!! COMPUTERS CANT WIN IPADS!!! DUHHH!!!!
omeed00 8 months ago
My friend told me about this video and i started watching it now im obsessed!!
I ANINT GUNNA BE APART OF THIS SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!! GOT TAZERD IN THE BUTTHOLE
yoangie555 8 months ago
I GOT THE NEW JUSTIN BIEBER ALBUM!
SO I TOOK IT!
AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
PikachuWii9 8 months ago 49
There is a really good heavy version of this song that just got posted, search for it.
MattJohnson1984 8 months ago
this is tha most awesomest song
dabadest24 8 months ago
SEARCH FOR the HEAVY version of this song.
MattJohnson1984 8 months ago
Hehe, i started to throw stuff on the ground after watching this... hehe lets say that i'll get out in a year... XD
JakandKeira1408 8 months ago 2
9 people are part of the system
jzp2009 8 months ago 3
"Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!"
818zLilKrazy 8 months ago
@818zLilKrazy We just watched this vid so we heard the line already. No point.
hazzacozza 7 months ago
Dear youtube, this video is glitched, there is a DISLIKE button!!!! Please fix it ASAP
MrSocceriscool13 8 months ago 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!! xD
ImmaMonster101 8 months ago 10
9 people got thrown on the ground with a cake and a cellphone
cowzplaycod 8 months ago
I was screamin' and squirmin' and mah butthole was on fire! XD lmfao!
parkourfurever 8 months ago
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9 ppl need a mother lover with jizz in her pants
mrmonty678 9 months ago
6 ppl need a mother lover with jizz in her pants
mrmonty678 9 months ago
9 people attempted to do all this stuff in real life and got the shot kicked out of them,girlfriends broke up with them,and took a major shock to the ass
soric16 9 months ago
I got tazed in the butthole once... WASN'T GOOD! XD
coolwhip2017 9 months ago
Funny stuff!
luverpup13 9 months ago
8 people got tazed in the butthole
squinty36 9 months ago 3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
buddaman200522 9 months ago 6
Never mind I just turned off annotations so I didn't see he corrected it.
HungryHersheyBar 9 months ago
Is it me or at 0:32 is it "pump that garbage in another mans veins" not "put that garbage in another mans face"? Like if you AG|2EE
HungryHersheyBar 9 months ago
Happy birthday to the ground !!
FiReELitKiLLeR 9 months ago
im not part of the system
MomoBunnie 9 months ago
I LOVE THE CELL PHONE PART AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
diva5437 9 months ago
8 people are part of the system.
ShinySilverBullet 9 months ago
@ShinySilverBullet theyre dumb
MomoBunnie 9 months ago
best ever "MY DADS NOT A PHONE" :)
MegaSuperClaire 9 months ago
It's pump that garbage in another mans veins :)
MrJuanmendez313 9 months ago
Happy Birthday to the Ground!
crash6192 9 months ago
The beat is beast as fuck
MrJuanmendez313 9 months ago
"Man , this ain't my dad! This a cell phone!"
<3
tfbmod 10 months ago
8 ppl r part of the system ;)
aweeter1 10 months ago
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aweeter1 10 months ago
Im getting anew phone, so of course, I am going to make a video of my dad calling me..... "MAYN, THIS AINT MY DAD!!! THIS IS CELLPHONE! I THREW IT ON THE GROUND! WHAT, YOU THINK I'M STUPID? I'M NOT A PART OF THIS SYSTEM, MY DADS NOT A PHONE, DUH!!!!!!!" No kidding. I will kill that goddamn mutherfucking stupid old phone. It will be fucking awesome!!!!!! :) I can't wait!!!!
SamiLikesStarGazing9 10 months ago
turnn this song up!
gregorylargent13 10 months ago
well my dad was a phone so what he's a phonie xD
sgtejogena 10 months ago
8 people need to be thrown on the ground. =]
93sk8erman 10 months ago 2
lonely island should have live concerts...... come to vegas!!!!
oldguylookintoscore 10 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!
raypia23 10 months ago 3
I just noticed. This song doesn't rhyme at all. But still, the replay button will be forever raped
randomshoelace 10 months ago
MAYN, THIS AINT MEH DAD THIS IS A CELL PHONE! XD
thetangledhand 10 months ago
ground!
NoLimitWinMugen 10 months ago
8 people trust the system
halfwayskateteam 10 months ago
Happy Birthday Ground ^^
KidSiXxXxXx 10 months ago
Why Would U Waste A Perfectly Good Hotdog!!!?? D:
KidSiXxXxXx 10 months ago
ILoveMyLoserr 10 months ago
8 people were thrown on the ground..
lgillilland 10 months ago
throw it on the ground
mexas4life 10 months ago
8 people's dad were cell phones
greendude587 10 months ago
7 people didnt throw it on the ground
class180matt 10 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND :D
MeNoRikey1998 10 months ago
I took modern warfare 2 and I threw it on the ground!!! I hate them fucking noob tubes. I'M AN ADULT!!!
xSilentxxShotxx 10 months ago
Tobuscus's was funnier.
ownagepie24 10 months ago
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party...Whatchu want me to do with this EAT it HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!! I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO! welcome to the REAL world JACKASS!
MasterofDisaster1616 11 months ago
MAYNN!
Zengetsu34 11 months ago
I still like Tobuscus's version better.
KirioGameNote 11 months ago
@KirioGameNote No one cares
pokechallenger 11 months ago
6 people trust the system.
thecyberknight1998 11 months ago 2
Happy birthday to the ground
buddaman200522 11 months ago
You got the whole song right no problems :) great job!
Kimberllysparks1 11 months ago
6 peoples dads are phones
Disposablepingas 1 year ago 72
and 3 people are part of the system
XredInkx 8 months ago
6 people trusted the system
die9132 1 year ago 6
Wow i didnt know i would get so many thumbs up thanks guys
jawd34two 1 year ago
thumbs up if you say this to your coworkers and throw sumthing on the ground!!
morgause333 1 year ago
funny shit!
kylejh2388 1 year ago
6 people trusted the system ]:
cooler94961 1 year ago 3
MY DADS NOT A PHONE!!! DUHHH!!
EliteSnip3r786 1 year ago
Happy birthday.. TO THE GROUND
silky377 1 year ago
what song is this this is actually retarded :)
pinkyroxx36 1 year ago
6 people trusted the system.
Pingbo97 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUUUUUUUND ! ♥
ManninqEli 1 year ago 2
6 people were thrown on the ground.
RandomAbstract09 1 year ago 4
my dad is phone :(
decade444 1 year ago
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND :I
TaylorCruzTehBlogger 1 year ago
the grounds birthday is the new year
bmanc2000 1 year ago
i love this video. everytime i see someone in my class with like a million books on their desk i throw them on the ground and sing this song hahaha
xEAGL3Sx 1 year ago
You can't trust THE SYSTEM! XD
Sadisticredx 1 year ago 120
MAAAAAAYN!
Justas923 1 year ago
This video made me throw my computer on the ground.
al3x012 1 year ago
6 were thrown on the ground by this song's awesomeness
KiropLokiIncarnate 1 year ago 3
lol my favorite section is the happy birthday part but i wish they could remove the laughing in the back ground :/
beastlyghetto 1 year ago
Threw it on the ground long time!
saljooghi1 1 year ago
Lol jokesss
xoxoChanellyyxoxo 1 year ago
i just got done raping the replay button...
shannon18321 1 year ago
I watched this video, lol'd, AND THEN I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!
SgtHydra 1 year ago
...HD quality on a lyrics video?
...
FUCKING REDUNDANT.
RubyBladeAwesome 1 year ago
@RubyBladeAwesome THROW IT ON THE GROUND MAYNNN
Stinoism 1 year ago
Love this it's mega funny
rockstar127911 1 year ago
two hollywood phones try to give me their autograph GROUND
JTMFashionista 1 year ago
im not a part of the system haha he doesnt wanna be stupid but he is getting more and more stupid!!! throw ur self on the ground idiot!!!!! cool vid
TheHelldune 1 year ago
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party, what you want me to do with this eat it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!
Ownu328 1 year ago
What you want me to do with this? EAT IT?
GottaLoveWebkinzlid 1 year ago
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fafafak6 1 year ago
Nobody wants your autograph!
WGJKKWGJKF 1 year ago
this is funny lol i love the lonely island(: thumbs up if u agree!
yayitsmandi 1 year ago
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fafafak6 1 year ago
O_o wtf
masterchick100 1 year ago
00:18-00:34 would be good to play in football stadiums when your team makes a sack
sweetpotatoass 1 year ago
Im gonna use the cellphone joke with my friend
JiraiyaZantIssun 1 year ago
Happy birthday to the ground!!!!! I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE, TOO!!!
ACDC1AU 1 year ago
Man, this aint my dad.
ImaTarp 1 year ago
Too much self-esteem...
Ha ha
Yeah this is one of the best songs from The Lonely Island
Fuck Conspiracy People, they can stfu!
QstyDude 1 year ago
Too much self-esteem...
Ha ha
Yeah this is one of the best songs from The Lonely Island
QstyDude 1 year ago
*Sigh* I guess five people trust the system...
janethebookworm 1 year ago
Happy birthday ground. wow i didnt know that >.>
DaBomb921 1 year ago
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND. ROFL.
IEAT13ABIES 1 year ago
@1:01 it's actually "you can't buy me, hotdog man."
dunksalot4 1 year ago
love this song
0001jacobblack 1 year ago
dILAuce f thia gay fKE AND GAY NOOB!
457901able 1 year ago
and he tazed me in the butthole!! lmao
Super12433 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!
Zach161616161 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!! best bit :D
Hawker487 1 year ago
MY DADS NOT A PHONE! DUH! lol
TheDarknessflare 1 year ago
i dont like this much....
sokergirl4 1 year ago
@sokergirl4 Drink a glass of HATERADE! . Copyrighted by ME!!!
LiTltebiker 10 months ago
dude i love this song!!!!
0001jacobblack 1 year ago
4 people threw it on the ground
GruntCrossing 1 year ago
MAYNNNN!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!! Lol
RandomBanana06 1 year ago
so many things to throw on the ground like this and this and that and thth this!
clownpsychotik 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND MAYN! hahhah
ccbike9 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 THE GROUND!!!!!!!! LMFAO
Nickjrkidz 1 year ago
I want cake now....*note to self, don't ask Andy Samberg :P
ACK3ANGELATTACK 1 year ago
It sounds like he's gonna pay for the hotdog .......... Until he throws it on the ground !!
cutie6070 1 year ago
LMAO.
XxXRAWRXiTSXLiLYXxX 1 year ago
"pump that garbage in another man's veins"
Castiel207 1 year ago
i feel sorry for the hot dog man
aidanhunter23 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!
megan66839 1 year ago
I'M AN ADUAAAALT!!!
XD
Whitepaperclip 1 year ago
love this song
why couldnt he make it longer xD
EmTheGuitarPlayer 1 year ago
tasing me on the butthole
OVA and OVA!
Screamin
and squirmin
my butthole is on fiya ! ! !
Awesomeness3123 1 year ago
My dads not a phone ether
jawd34two 1 year ago 75
@jawd34two OMG!!i love this song:) my dad isint a phone lol lol love it=]
jllsullivan03 1 year ago
"happy birthday to the ground!" haha he's so funny
glorygirl1313 1 year ago
yeah your an Adult!!!!!! i love you andy sandberg u will be my husband, MAN!!!!!!
333iluvbubbles 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EbonyFierce 1 year ago
put on the video they took it down for copyright GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY......
ballsdeep420x 1 year ago
it say veins not face dumb ass
RunrFreak 1 year ago
Even though it's so simple in WMM I like what you did with "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND"
Wrash16 1 year ago
idk man i want that hotdog
skitsovamp 1 year ago
I love that sketch. So glad the lyrics were posted. Thanks!
Sly88Frye 1 year ago
sweetest song
miller6577 1 year ago
Because we arn'tadopted
yawnbang 1 year ago
@MHB155
yawnbang 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!
yawnbang 1 year ago
This ain't my dad!
This is a CELLPHONE!
spongefan1 1 year ago
I'M AN ADULT !
radioblaster69 1 year ago
A-S-U-M That spells asum! This was asum MAYN!
fruitfly1023 1 year ago
LOL
fruitfly1023 1 year ago
Its put not pump.
bigtk78 1 year ago
haha this is awsom maaannnnnnn !! :P lol
tracybejjani 1 year ago
'"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!"
I also liked "MY DAD ISNT A PHONE!!!" DUH""
LMFAO!!!
gjaws1 1 year ago
I love how you spelled it :MAYN" lol! This is my favorite snl short
QLFILMS 1 year ago
happy birthday to the ground!
froggy2013 1 year ago
GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yoshi9922 1 year ago