Why Twilight SUCKS!!! Part 2

[warrirornunluv801]

GLaDOS vs. Twilight cast

[Spartans1ify]

@rosiegirl245 Why? I mean, I'm not gonna troll here, but I'm just curious as to why you do, because to me, I feel as though it's poorly written compared to a lot of the stuff I read (note, this is just my opinion). I feel as though the love within Twilight is rather shallow, and the relationship between Edward (1000 year old immortal) and Bella (17 year old) is pretty weird, unbelievable, and, last but not least, pedophilish. Of course, this is just my opinion, but I'm curious as to why you fin

[HyperMoeMan]

Alucard: Dad I'm going to kill everyone in twilight.

Dracula: Why?

Alucard: Watch the movie then you'll know

Dracula: I'm only 5 seconds in and i want to kill them how did you manage the whole movie?

Alucard: That's the first one.

Dracula: There's more of the unbearable crap?

Alucard: Yes four more movies.

Dracula: That's it now I'm going to kill everyone.

[ShadowPawPaladin]

YAY petter parker is sooo much better. love spider man, nice reffrence. :D

[TheSonder]

At the time i was born, vampires sucked blood, not dick

[madmaddica]

somebody call ozzy! 

[sagachristian]

I only watch this twilight shit coz I'm a curious masochist.

[abdalaez]

is Twilight a bad movie ? yes it is . but sorry i just like watching it .

[TrojanFlu]

even underworld can kick their butts :D

[tsunderenekochan]

I'm a young girl and that is the least attractive guy I can think of.*shudder*

[sexy4258]

I really fucking wonder why teen pregnancy is up, literally sky high. Is because some dumbass teenage girls(even the girls at my high school) are so fucking fat(no offense, but pregnancy does change your body image alot). I hate Twilight, Lil Wayne, the Every Girl song so fucking much. Even my sister read them, and when she watched the movies, she thought it sucked!!

[godricnecro]

HOLT SHIT!!! 200+ dumbasses exist...... THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM!!!

I'm saying that 75% of those dumbasses are twiSHIT fans, 15% is just trolls, and the last 10% is people that Accidently pressed thumbs down, if you think Twishit is good, DON'T CLICK ON SOMETHING THAT SAYS "Why Twilight SUCKS!!!" NEXT TIME. Ok.

[EfnwWrestling]

Better than RWJ.

[key099able]

i hate to live in a family thats 60% of them are girls and likes twilight

[sexy4258]

@key099able Me fucking too.

[Isalampje]

I do watch Twilight, but .. He kinda has a piont.. He's kind right, it is a sick movie, but it also is a cool movie.. Mwuhahaha

[10kMiracles]

You want vampire action? Watch Hellsing.

You want romance? Watch Angel Beats, Clannad, Kanon, Etc.

[LordShiding]

why is he weating a 2 euro necklace?

[LokiFortune]

I thought Edward was a girl when I first saw him. :D And I'm a girl.

[rosiegirl245]

I luv twilight!!!!!!!!!

[WASPTexas]

@rosiegirl245

Your loss.

[Andr286]

Vampire nazis are more authentic than the twilight faggots! Sorry I had to say that.

[sexy4258]

@Andr286 Yep. Exactly. When my sister had her 13th birthday, we went to go see Twilight. I hated it, it sucked. No violence, sex, action was happening. That is why I like Underworld better.

[cynder199]

this is why i watch anime instead.

i heard about a girl who started drinking her own blood to try and be a vampire and then she started to try and make her boyfriend one too by putting blood in his drinks... then she asked on wiki answers if she had made him into a vampire yet. *poker face*

i feel real sorry for that couple

[havocFUry1]

hes rught twilight is ass

[lostboy09100]

The Host was the better of Stephenie Meyer's books than Twilight. I kid you not, it was so painful to read those three books that i couldn't pick up another book for 3 months! And if the books are that bad, i KNOW that the movies are things that should only be seen when wanting to end your life. ( I'm joking... only slightly.) But really, don't see the movies.

[chalif6]

i think pokemon his great OVER twilshit

[LewisBaybii]

I think twilights GREAT and idc what u think so keep ur opinions to urself

[fegelfan15]

Books are ok, the movies suck

BUT WHO THE FUCK PICKS A SHITTY ASS WIPE VAMPIRE OVER WEREWOLF???????!!!!!!

[georgiemcmullentv]

I AGREE TWILIGHT SUCKS

[DamagingSilverStar]

Someone I know read twilight and thought it was kinda depressing.....does anyone else agree?

[samimadivids]

Everything. Just...everything is wrong w/ this movie

[natty0000ify]

This films is only shit for teenage girls!!!!!!Yes ur right- spider man is better:-)Anyway Rob is such a bad actor who even didn't get any interesting role in his fu...ing life.If he gets i will respect this actor.

[1964nichi]

spider man rocks and this is funny.

[PandoraLuver]

Well my parents let me watch you because they dont know i am!!!

[yomama958]

my parents dont know about you...

[Hulless1]

i heard justin bieber likes twilight....

[kgirlonfire]

Everything. Everything is wrong about twilight. ( no offense, that's just my opinion.)

[peacefulinvasion]

Ok although i do agree that twilight sucks you obviously havnt read a single novel. Basically every fact stated is 100% inaccurate. I do agree twilight is overated but at least read the book before giving a review. I dont give a crap how badly it sucks you have to bear through the book or then give a review.

[captainalbator]

You have a hundred year old man dating a 16 year old girl. That is statutory where I come from! Why am I the only one who sees anything wrong with that?

[smashy32]

he looks drunk

[smashy32]

HE DOES HAVE A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VanessaPetridis1805]

It sucks cause a werewolf imprints on a baby. Pedo much?

[Nidal19994]

i like the periodic table curtains he have where can i get it ?

[guled1010]

why is the system of atoms (period of elements) as ur backround?W

[BellonaLuvsFerrets]

Our generation's gonna be called the "Sparkly Vampire Loving Generation" O.o

[SingaporeLoveItachi]

Even Japanese Porn is far better than Twilight,EG:Yosuga No Sora XD

[kathlynnxme]

Cut your fucking hair man xD

[Tijdelijk13]

is that a 2euro coin around ur neck, cuz it sure looks like one ¿

[EternalDraven]

Ok, here's the end of the debate on whether twilight sucks or not...EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN OPINION, here is a video of OBZ giving his opinion, I like twilight, but I still like the fact that he isn't afraid to voice his opinion, and I think he's funny as hell, so talk can STFU, just say, you either like or dislike something, and not comment at someone like "bitch, if you like twilight, I'm gonna come over and make you dog sparkle", thank you, and again, STFU and just give your opinion

[shobin05]

@EternalDraven first of all hes being entertaining, secondly, do you expect him to go all "oh, hmm i think im not a big fan of twilight..."

Bullshit, when you clicked on the link you already knew this was coming, this isnt a review, this is a place for people to argue how shitty that shitty movie was...

and how the hell do you expect someone to give you their opinion when you request them to STFU?

Fail.

[moriahlovesrockout]

Twilight does not suck! It you think it sucks so bad then don't waist like 20 minutes of your life talking about it!!!

[LEGOpwneage49]

@moriahlovesrockout twilight does suck u fucking perv dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jessicajin3]

Twilight is awesome ok I love it so shut up

[Condom007of007Solace]

@jessicajin3 The kitchen isn't at the computer.

[jdb97x]

Thier eating her, that means thier gonna eat me.... OOH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!

[tobbylover413]

wtf this is not cool

[Ron900123]

ALucard: WTF is this shit dad im going out

Dracula: why?

Alucard: hollywood ruined us

Dracula: how?

Alucard: look

dracula: *sits through movie* go now take my tank

Alucard: YOU HAVE A TANK!?

[Whyamibzsdmh]

Weird, usually Japan is making crazy, cheezy soft-core pornography.

[rockmaniacme]

i choked XD <3

[624CMAN]

263 peole are fans of ericcdouglace

[EmperorZander]

Everything is wrong with Twilight! That movie is this generation's "Troll 2"

[XanderFieable]

@EmperorZander you just insulted "Troll 2" XD

[EmperorZander]

@XanderFieable Psssh... the movie sucks and you know it!

[pippo17173]

Well I hate the first two films but the third is a little better, I have to give credit to that but its stills fails!

[magturb94]

only thing wrong with this: Edward drives. He drives a silver volvo.

[hmaster24]

@magturb94 it sparkles like him

[tytheevildeadguy]

Here's what the series ending should truly be: they all get killed in extreme brutal fashion by Alucard. That's poetic justice right there. Fuck Twilight and fuck those whose minds are so feeble that they enjoy reading and seeing all that bullshit.

[1OtherMr]

@tytheevildeadguy hey! what about blade he shoud kill them too

[victorialcw]

@tytheevildeadguy

i agree with you 100 % 

[saveusX29Y2J]

Barbua, Balboa, Anaconda, I don't fucking know. What a boss haha

[filmmakerkenny]

speakin of twilight did u c the film vampires suck because i heard that makes twilight look gd

[ZohiEs]

@filmmakerkenny I've watched it and it was awful. Way worse than Twilight.

[TheJokxification]

eyerything about twilight sucks. It's all misleading information.

[EXPmouse]

My parents dont even now I hav YouTube

[DeathlyFame]

Twillight should have ended this way: All vampires died in the sunlight and the werewolfs got hunted down

[interactiveguy64]

yup it s stupid as shit

[emiliouchila]

for some reason u reminded me to jack sparrow. but about the topic. U ARE ABSOLUTLELY RIGTH TWIGLIGH CHANGED THE CONCEPT OF THE F....ING VAMPIRES. WHY DONT THEY DO A MOVIE OF HELSING, U KNOW REAL BLOODY GORE VAMPIRE SHIT THE ONES WHO DRINK AND FUCK THE HOSSS

[Beerbottles123]

@emiliouchila A Helsing Movie? Fuck yes! Dracula vs the Nazis vs the KKK. Pass the popcorn

[sexy4258]

@emiliouchila Yeah, I agree.

[savannahribeiro]

Dude, I like your shower curtain.

And your video is excellent :)

[Annieogirl]

You'll be glad to know that not every female like Twilight, me and most my female friends hate it, and the ones who do don't mind when we cut it down because they are ashamed of Twitards

[lillelisejansen]

in parts he rimins me of jack spawrow



[MrsSukre07]

@lillelisejansen LOL! I was going to say the same thing.. :-D

[Jakespeed207]

"then again, why do ur parents let you watch me?" they dont...... Know

[TheCrazyGage]

i think it's funny that i kno all of the periodic table Elements in the background

[TheCrazyGage]

OH MY GOD I PISSED MY SELF WHEN I READ YOU'R COMMENT @BlueTwinTaco

[z3r070000]

i could explane it tou but i would sound like a fag

[fatkiller1000]

you wish you were insane but you are really healthy on the brain man every one is just stupid hypnotised you know stuff thats why you are angry but you try to find other excuses to hate so that those asshole wont call you crazy come on i know you know about masons and illuminati

[mangacatsanime]

As a female intellecul and tree lover, I will post a list of books that are wastes of paper, ink and disgraces to literate people. Twilight is on that list.

[BlueTwinTaco]

quit calling twilight gay would you!? Its an insult to homosexuality!

[Tallybmusic]

u have a 13 year old sister how old r u?

[1992lance]

@Tallybmusic I'll be twenty one when my sister's 13....

[441team]

it would be better with more killing and blood

[stuckupass]

twilight sucks becuuase the man have tiny dicks n the women are fucking bitches



[Rukia123123]

um....edward does drive..but i hate it just saying

[JBunnehboo]

It's weird how the "Immortal Night" advertisment pops up when he's talking bout twilight and when he talks about bieber there the "PLay singing justin bieber gme now!" advertisment

[L0V3cheyanneANDlexus]

your moving like u really gotta pee....XD

[sadecutes]

I think I'm in love with you hahaha.

Twilight is stupid, but teenagerst just can't resist a pretty face... but Edward is a stoker ... However i was in love with him hahaha. I'm too stupid...

[sadecutes]

I think I'm in love with you hahaha.

Twilight is stupid, but teenagerst just can't resist a pretty face... but Edward is a stoker ... However i was in love with him hahaha. I'm too stupid...

[jaynesstice]

What are you?! Rocky barboa? Barboa? Anaconda?! I don't fucking know XD

[keshaaswome]

well they toke rhapest off of the news and made it a move

[PeaceBell1]

lol you r funny

[himynameisbob07]

256 people want to get fucked by edward

[SuperNinjaOfAwsome]

what? my parents LET me watch you?

[PitadorBoy]

You gonna be the next jack sparrow!

XD

[peruvianjapkenji95]

twilight is fucking gay

[Lolafan32]

wow am i going blind because the dislike bar is really small!

[KratosKillsGods]

Oh fuck I JUST SAW IMVU'S TWILIGHT AD NEXT TO THIS VIDEO!!!! I'M DYING!!!!

[Coyotheas]

You made my fucking day with this video -3

Edward, being 107 years old, did not spend his years knocking bitches up but instead spends it all day in high school and prancing around the woods eating Bambi and Friends. Who the fuck does that, if you've got forever? Then when he finally has sex with Bella, he fucking gives her a black eye and turns her into his own stress ball.

Great job.

[pailmaster]

when one of your vampire powers is having the same effect as a stripper covered in glitter dust

and at the same time going total emo

then you have a vampire wich makes barney the dinosaur be a badass compared to

[nancylhbr]

Okay dude, I finally clicked on the "LIKE" button, your so funny! You have to have your own talk show or something...Listen the reason women or all ages love these types of movies is because they depict eternal love...you know thats something we all want...by the way, you would have made an awesome Vampire Dude! Your handsome...but its a turn off 2 hear you call women Bitches all the time, especially ur own mother and sister...come on.........really.

[ianhobbs97]

I HATE Twilight it bring black emos and emo sucks

[ianhobbs97]

In the sinsins brat says vampires don't sparkle

[somebody13324]

hahahah u r good

i'm glad that i found ur vid

[shakBboy]

i realized twilight was gay when he told bela he likes watching her sleep ..

and besides, if he dont got blood running in his vains them .. he cant get a FUCKING BONER

MAD bela? :>

[054martinm]

oh theres a fuckin spider in my hair..BITCH WHYD YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME UP A TREE?

baha xD

[AymeHitari]

The vampires are fucking sparkling, why else would it be stupid?

[halohunC]

is that periodic elements chart behind u for your 13 year old sister...

[ultimatemarvelanddc]

This is freakin' hilarious!

[ultimatemarvelanddc]

Twilight gave horror monsters a bad name.

[toalazlo5]

I think twilight was made just for girls to get wet. 

[mpinks97]

twilight sucks... nuff said.

[zanyte]

Now who said that my parents know that I'm watching you~? -trollface-

[Ryloth123321]

When i was young my father watched pokemon to fall asleep during his work break after dinner...

Now he watches Twilight...

[halohunC]

i think its funny when u curse, especially cuz ur using it to describe twilight....

[FantageBrittneyRox8]

I LUV VAMPIRES BUT THEY FUCKED UP THIS ONE! TWILIGHT JUST A FREAK SERIES FOR GIRLS TO WATCH AND HAV NIGHTMARES! VAMPIRES SUPPOSED TO BE UGLY AND UGLY...... OH WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SAID UGLY TWICE OH ANYWAY THEY SMART TOO THEY SMARTER THEN US THAT WHY THEY LIV FUCKIN FOREVER! WE DONT LIV FOREVER CUZ WE ONLY USE 20 FUCKIN % OF OUR BRAINS! I CAN TELL WHY THEY LIV FOREVER

[mayaXkrahler]

hmmmm... IT SUCKS !!!

[jaynesstice]

@Montoyazach the have A LOT of issues >.<

[BooblueMyrick]

Who says my parents know I'm watching u

[europunk1178]

he kinda gives off a Andrew WK look.

[ultimatemarvelanddc]

I'm a Harry Potter fan and I hate it when people always compare Twilight and Harry Potter when they're nothing alike. Harry Potter is far superior.

[AymeHitari]

@ultimatemarvelanddc Far superior indeed. I can't wait for Pottermore.

[AnimeOjou]

@ultimatemarvelanddc how does that even work? One is a............ vampire story (in the most loose meaning of vampire ever to be thought of.(hell, even the count from sesame street was a better vampire)and a afront to all vampires ever) another is a decent series.

[guncannon109]

@ultimatemarvelanddc If you think that's bad, there are people who have the balls to compare twilight to transformers... and say that twilight is "deeper" with "stronger characters, and " a more complex and superior plot and story." 

[ultimatemarvelanddc]

@guncannon109 WTF?! Dumb Twilight fans compare Twilight to EVERYTHING! Transformers actually has good plot and characters. All Twilight has is sparking vampires and whiney bitches.

[buttpicker247]

@ultimatemarvelanddc your talking about michael bay's transformers?

[ultimatemarvelanddc]

@buttpicker247 I meant the entire Transformers franchise, including the cartoons. The first movie was good, the third movie was decent, but the second movie sucked.

[buttpicker247]

@ultimatemarvelanddc i agree with you on the franchise and the cartoons, but they seriously compared twilight to transformers?! that has got to be the most retarded noobish fan girl like comparison i have ever found out about in my entire life! what are the odds? i bet next they say "like if Edward was fighting Godzilla, Edward can totally kill him like omg! its so hawt!" no the big G would blow that abomination of a vampire to ashes! twilight fan girls...dont be a noob and keep it off youtube!

[ultimatemarvelanddc]

@buttpicker247 You have a good point. Also, why does everybody keep saying "Where's Blade when you need him?" Last time I checked, Blade kills REAL vampires.

[buttpicker247]

@ultimatemarvelanddc exactly! he doesnt kill a bunch of sparkly, emo wannabe, love retarded, queers!

[ultimatemarvelanddc]

@buttpicker247 It would still be awesome if Blade killed Edward, Jacob, and Bella because he would be doing everybody a huge favor

[buttpicker247]

@ultimatemarvelanddc lol yep

[lgtheboy]

@ultimatemarvelanddc agreed

[CamericaUSA]

@ultimatemarvelanddc And yet Lord of the Rings is far superior to Harry Potter!

[ultimatemarvelanddc]

@CamericaUSA I actually love both Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings along with Star Wars. Pretty much anything is better than Twilight.

[CamericaUSA]

@ultimatemarvelanddc Have you seen all three twilight? The only way for you to say it sucks is to go and see them all, and compare them to these other Fantasy Movies, like Lord of the Rings who changed it forever. I saw them all. How do you find out which is better, Burger King or McDonalds? You got out and try each place. Peoplw who say they hate Twilight, and never saw it, are ignorant sheep. I saw it and give it two star. For the entire series. Teen Wolf on T.V is better!

[drifter402]

@ultimatemarvelanddc yea 1 is good

[Darktrooper0]

@ultimatemarvelanddc EXACTLY!!! thats what ive been trying to say to the girls in my school BUT NO!... well. the price I pay for trying to explain shit to girls who don't even know what 9/11 is or who osama bin laden was.

[MegaAmericangirlstar]

Dislike button... size of Edwards dick

[TheEpidemix]

twilight is fluu of plastic hos lol

[neodarkend]

Is this the sequel or prequel to vampire sucks? :P

[jaynesstice]

I personally think Edward is a pussy, same with Jacob for that matter... They're both EMO BITCHES!

[montoyazach]

@jaynesstice there not emo at all. but they are the only mentally challenged people in this world that is an exception to make fun of. finally i can make fun of retards without some bitch going hey its not there fault they were born that way.

[someone5801]

@KadyWilliams you are the first tennage girl who I know isn't obsesst with twilight or Justin bieber. congratulations!

[riversoflust]

@someone5801 I am 14 years old and I hate Twilight and Justin Bieber.I hate all the pop shit.I only listen to rock and metal

[montoyazach]

@riversoflust hell ya its about time a girl learned how to not be a retard in this world and doesnt like shit because of some fucken hot guy or some shit. THANK YOU!!!

[someone5801]

I was in the move theater and I was about to watch it with some girl and I got about ten minutes in when I stood up in the movie and yelled IM NOT WATCHING THIS SHIT! Then I went outside and spewed went home and had nightmares about it I mean in every concept it's for emos

[Sayarization]

Edward is gay.

[Paratrooper12100]

"Eat out the Uterus? Ok sounds GOOD!!" OMNOMNOMNONOMNOM!!!!!!

[heroled]

twilight is gay, nuff said

[cmmaltes]

You're way hotter than Robert Pattinson. Idk but there's something about you that reminds me of Johnny Deep. anyway, i love your channel, keep on rocking bitch.

[kennsie8]

Vampires don't sparkle in the light they burn. Thats why twilight is gay. :|

[riversoflust]

@kennsie8 vampires and wherewolfs don't fall in love with mortal girls.That is another reason why twilight is gay

[soravsseph]

@kennsie8 straight vampires die, gay vampires live, difference.

[aezakmei]

@kennsie8 its retarded, i mean, they have changed the entire myth... its like if you said that Hercules used guns in that time...

[pinkconfetti425477]

twilight sucks because its about a stupid slut who cant decide between a dog who licks his butt the will kiss her and a vampire who will probobly suck the blood out of her and have a good meal

[Snowuk95]

TWILIGHT RUINED MY LIFE. By existing. Yes.