21. Critters - Monster Madness "Camp Cult" - Cinemassacre.com

[K0sm1cKid]

THis movie scared me so bad when I was young XD

[KennethMoreland]

Says the guy who was in Turtles III.

OUCH!

[Hydrazilla98]

This movie is so fucking hilarious and so damn funny. Like Gremlns 1.

[hughlingard]

Critters is pimps too.

[dovashy]

CRAUUGHH

That means fuck.

[cookies2000s]

hi this is the best critters revuiw i found on you tube its really good i wanted to ask

.. could you revuiw the seaquils 2,3,4, please

...answer back please

[JohnGreasyGamer]

@cookies2000s Chances are, James won't reply. I'm sure if you subscribe to his RSS feed on his website though, he probably will. Yet his AVGN, Board James and Monster Madness series are being delayed due to the making of the AVGN movie ^^

[TheDarthPineapple]

ht tp: // ww w. you tube. com / watch?v= Yl Mu qTN AX GI.

You'll thank me.

[virtzilla]

God, I love this movie... I have seen it so, so many times.

[satanrulez666]

so James had this E.T. Plush when he was a child... I really want to see it when he is playing the Atari E.T. Game in the future !!!

[TheScorpionMK37]

There are killer klowns from outerspace?! Where was I when this happened?

[KurtKokaine1]

omg that raphael part at the end was pure epic win james. those fuckin' little critters really did freak me out as a child though. They were just small enough for my imagination to think they could be ANY where in my room. Man, I shouldn't have watched this shit. Weeks and weeks of sleepless nights.

[Crewwstube]

YOU FUCKEN STOOPID BITCH *Punch*

Homeless Guy: YEEEAAAHH

[dino312989]

Figuaaaia= Fuck!!!

[kaiju115]

Man I love this movie. Porcupine hedgehog tasmanian devil triple ugly little cute cuddly adorable VICIOUS DEADLY MONSTER ALIEN FUGITIVES FROM SPACE.

[V3NOIVI1]

He did this on my birthday :D

[AnonymousGameTag]

The singers looks like David Bowie...

[AnonymousGameTag]

The singers looks like David Bowie...

[SuperClassichorror]

try saying that ten times fast

[UnintentionalAwesome]

lol i remember watching this when i was 8, it was 3am, i still remember laughing when the critters went "Fuck!" lol, brings back memories.

[13earldavid]

FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKER OF FUCKING SHIT OF FUCK

[stlouiscardinals1991]

fuck



[wolfin22]

that song is not lame

[DGX24]

Even when he gets his hand bitten off, Billy Zane still rocks.

[MrFlutterPie]

I LOVE these movies!!!! I bought all 4 on single dics for $20 each several years ago.

Best $80 I ever spent!

[HorrorLurker]

@MrFlutterPie I got them all for free...wocka wocka.. =)

[MrFlutterPie]

@HorrorLurker That's really cool!!

I still do not regret my purchase though. I love me some Critters :)

[CrittersRule247]

@MrFlutterPie i think you mean best 40 quid, okish 20 quid and WORST £20 YOU EVER SPENT!...maybe?

[thebiggreenkoopa]

the critter's look like my balls

[Mrnasty37]

aww you were so tiny lol

[mikeycooprises]

the lamest skng i heard was everyday im shuffling

[Skizapper]

YOU FUCKIN STUPID BITCH! -fwap-

[luckybitchfo]

OMG THAT IS TOO FUNNYY!!! the way they say "fuck" in there language and his face then runs away!!! lmao xD the best line ever! 2:36

[Johnlindsey289]

I enjoyed Critters since i saw it in theaters when i was 4 and enjoyed part 2 mainly for that hot playboy model bounty hunter that i had a crush on, remember her?

[TheMylife244]

lol when the critter said the f word and killer klowns is awsome

[NodDisciple1]

Didn't Stich get a cussing line from critters? XD

[jffry890]

FUCK!

[JasonvPredatorx8679]

I want a Critters vs Gremlins movie it would kick ass

[GroddGuerrilla]

@JasonvPredatorx8679 Glad to know I'm not the only one. MAKE IT SO, NUMBA ONE.

[Canabillis]

@JasonvPredatorx8679 Critters ko's gremlins !

[TheStanCave]

@JasonvPredatorx8679 I think Critters vs. Munchies would be more likely. Or Critters vs. Ghoulies.

[epicsmiley9000]

@TheStanCave critters vs gremlins

[neosshow]

@JasonvPredatorx8679 that would be badass

[CrittersRule247]

@JasonvPredatorx8679 i have a jaws vs critters video, but that would be better!

[texben123]

I like this movie. I've seen it so many times on tv.

[MrMoneyclips]

Critters 4 was Leonardo DiCaprio's first movie

[Dave19851989]

@MrMoneyclips You're thinking of Critters 3.

[MrMoneyclips]

@Dave19851989 oops

[nondjmaster]

Here's another trivia: 25 years after Critters, Stephen Herek directed The Chaperone.

[mozzmanau]

LMAO Bounty hunters remind me of Americans, Fuck shit up everywhere they go lol

[machine134]

Oh yeah!

[luigijones99]

whats the movie at 0:03.

[DysenteryAndy]

@luigijones99 I think it's the film made by the guy from American Movie

[Gallantify]

First time I saw this I thought it was a co,edy

[69MidnightMoon]

i cant help but think these monsters are cute lol. its funny how they walk on their little feet, it just makes me go awwwww lol. the crites i mean lol

[CrushingC10996WM]

James Rolfe and ET. Its destiny.

[TheU2BigO]

Fuck!

[Crosshairs2000]

ok people notice tiny furballs walking arounrd yet not a giant turtle wat th fuk

[conrod15reveiw]

these movies suck balls

[93Gamerz]

@conrod15reveiw as a kid or child i love movies like that.

but nothing was better then ghostbusters or gremlins

[blink180heights]

critters was awesome but the best one is at the farm house

[Legoreviewer1000]

This series can described in 1 word: Fuck.

[ultimatesharpzilla]

E.T'S IN TROUBLE!

[zazack79]

It's lame when you watch it now but still more blood then Gremlins. :P

[Roflknight525]

I WANT A STUFFED E.T!!!

[Crazyhardcoredude1]

leonardo decapriaos first movie was critters 4

[BRXBOMBER88]

@Crazyhardcoredude1 wrong it was Critters 3. I know cuz I was just watching it last night lol.

[TheDalinkwent]

I always saw Ralph's line about Critters as a little inside joke about the notion of Ninja turtles.

[hecatomb]

part 2 was the best

[gbdeck200]

i got critters confused with grimlins

[the3questionmarkguys]

fuck

[awesomechickendude]

Awesome, I have all the dvd's for this movie I got the box set and also, if you get a chance to see the first one, one of the bounty hunters IS NOT tim curry!

[xXEpicFlyDonkeyXx]

FURRY BALLS 0:36 to 0:38

[xXEpicFlyDonkeyXx]

My younger sister? 0:35

[hioeo]

Leif garret?

[satinsguard]

Fuck!

[scottieman2]

Who comes up with this stuff?

[MonkeySharkPro]

@scottieman2 people with imagination

[scottieman2]

@MonkeySharkPro Better tell that to Ralph.

[cloudwalkerty]

oh critters

[qbranch88]

Holy shit i forgot that this was the movie that Raph watched in the original TMNT. How do you remember all this stuff?

[ThisguyQuake]

Leonardo decaprio was in critters 3

[BIO4234]

THE CRITTER SAY FUCK LOL

[CombatusWombat]

5 dollars on Itunes right now. =D

[bullcatownz]

sqhuaaaaswh = Fuck

[0111Daniel]

It doesn't look like a really good movie... The best part about this was seeing a few shots from Back To The Future!

[xRedEyesJounouchix]

Awwww, baby picture of James~!!! Cuuutee!

[twistedzombie5]

they should make killer klowns from outer space vs critters

[masterturk11]

Ninja Turtles brought me here :D

[bloodocean07]

"Ugh! Where do they come up with this stuff?" Yet nobody questions a walking, talking turtle?

[gameinggodsPS3]

@bloodocean07 thats the joke

[Legoreviewer1000]

@bloodocean07 You gonna ask that when he's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

[Tehbestshot]

@bloodocean07 Would you question a walking talking turtle the size of you that could destroy you? Didn't think so.

[GigawingsVideo]

@bloodocean07 Well, it is New York.

[Freebleepers]

I always love the Easter Bunny scene from Critters 2.

[69MidnightMoon]

@Freebleepers

LOL i shudder at that part but he deserves if for yapping and complaining half the movie. but brutal....he had to break the freaking zipper? good bye balls and toy.

[adejobi1000]

Oh my God.

As soon as I clicked on this video, I was waiting and waiting for the clip where Raphael would say something about the movie.

[mrozzdude]

Best part is when the girl fuck knows what her name is, gets shot in the neck by the space craft, you can tell the kids thinking "Rape time" and anyone see critters 2? what a load of trash.

[evilteen18]

Critters was a awsome movie i use to watch it with my grandma when i was kid.

[gremshula]

Did you see what they did to that piano?! THEY FLIPPED THE BITCH!

[pkfire343]

@gremshula what about the pool?

[Jamblesquack]

i knew about killer klowns...

[SpankyRavenscroft]

This film is epic ! Fuck you !

[Blazingwheel]

i remember this :D i got 1-5

[deadguy718]

Fuck!

[OldJoeCregg]

why would u say that

[OldJoeCregg]

@OldJoeCregg Wdf I dont remember posting this comment.

[dinosaurguy94]

critter 1:they have weapons

critter2:so what

(boooom)

critter1:fuck!

[69MidnightMoon]

@dinosaurguy94

LOL I loved the line!

[dinosaurguy94]

@69MidnightMoon lol i know it the best line in the movie that the critter said in there langage

[69MidnightMoon]

@dinosaurguy94

I can't believe an alien actually knows how to cuss like a sailor. I hope there will be a part five but no one can replace ug or charlie. i just hope they wont fuck it up. they are already making them funny but if they turn them into stoners like they did with the leprechaun im gonna kill someone.or get them drunk.....keep them like they are, funny, cute and carnivores. I might be cool if they made a reboot but as long as the actors are good and so is the "plot".

[DeadmanMinistry]

This is a really shitty review, to be honest. Not even a mention about Charlie or anything really besides the bounty hunters as far as the plot goes. He spends a quarter of the review talking about a song that didn't seem to be such a big deal in the movie and trying to say it wasn't as good as Back to the Future's music.

[lordpyro1]

I have all four of these on DVD...best 7 bucks I ever spent.

[ihalloway]

One of best horror and comedy milkshake ever

[sonicsteev]

TMNT rapheal walks out - who comes up this this stuff?

[RasecVonWizzlbang]

2:38

Makes me think of District 9, the first words we hear translated from a Prawn were "Fuck off!"

[TreyGamr58]

kkrruffllllaaaiiiiiihhhhhhh!!!­!!=FUCK!

[andree1991]

James seems to be going apeshit with these reviews, i swear i see like 2 new everyday

[zwingler]

CLIT-ters

[andrew2high]

ah, the movie that momentarily made us believe that our parents would let us play with big ass fireworks!

[iheartnes]

So this is where The X-files got the idea for the shape-shifting alien bounty hunter? Cause thats pretty cool.

[joestradamus75]

I haven't seen this since i was a kid. I remember loving it and the sequel as well. Never saw part 3. Didn't like part 4.

[VicRa77lehead]

Critter kick Ass!!! Gremlins Too :D

[eatyo]

Do "the blob"

[stlouisrocker100]

@eatyo He did the 'Blob'.

[Slientwolf]

This seems more hilarious than scary

[anarchywolf46]

I remember watching that movie... you should have mentioned in one of them where they roll together to form a giant ball that rolls over people and eats them as they get rolled over.

[battlefield3media]

haha i remember watching that movie wheni was a kid

[Raynor9X9]

Did Critters come before or after Gremlins?

[uvaguy81]

@Raynor9X9 After

[sondo555]

Aaawwwwww :D they look so cute and cuddly. I want to hug one hard enough to make it shit its guts out :)

[trackboy17]

i had a nightmare about this movie

[TheFedoraKing]

Fuck it I like power of the night.

[Pooky1991]

I saw Critters, but can't remember which ones I saw.

[max2082]

THAT WAS AWESOME!!! At the end with Raphael. lol XD

[FinalKill333]

damn these b horror movies are my childhood 

[TheHypersonic55]

Wow, its funny coz i actually remember seeing this as a kid ages ago, i used to see those little furry ball things and think they were pretty cool lol.

[MrSnazzleFrazz]

Does anyone know what movie was at 0:02. With the guy saying, "You fucking stupid bitch."

[WhoopMQ]

@MrSnazzleFrazz I think it might be Coven, the movie that the guys in the documentary American Movie were making.

[CormanoPoncho]

@MrSnazzleFrazz Coven

[imcominforyou]

@CormanoPoncho Awww, I was hoping it would be some 70's exploitation film. Eh, I'll still end up watching it anyway

[TehAwesomishdude]

@MrSnazzleFrazz Making a wild guess here: The day in the life of a drunk redneck. i don't know

[ForgottoForgive]

@MrSnazzleFrazz it was "YOU FUCKING BITCH" by YOUR FUCKING MOM nah jk dont mean to be hertful :D

[NagaNootch42]

@MrSnazzleFrazz It.s Coven, man.

[FatedAce]

@MrSnazzleFrazz American Movie

[samuelml11]

@NeonKazuma1 agreed.... maybe but we don't know what stitch does after dark lol

[fluffywolf921]

furry balls lol

[Ditrix]

i remember watching this when i was like 11... this and gremlins in the same summer lol

[bluefmusic]

You left out the fact that all of the alien-guns in Critters are just a bunch of dog erections...Dammit such a classic flick.

[SuperHess123]

What's the black and white clip from at :01?

[MrAdolfoSandoval]

I saw this movie as a kid, and used to love it

[GeoffRoseFilm]

You tell 'em, Raph.

[Nortatem]

I love how you included clips from Coven in the intro.

[RipperTheWildchild]

THIS was my SHIT!

[ShadowlostArts]

I remember watching this as a kid and I still find that it is good film to watch on rare nights in.

[RaybornButtercups]

does Jimmy Neutron come to mind to anyone else?

[Winterhe4rt]

"OH, where did they come up with this stuff?!" I always shout out hat line when seeing the Turtle movie! =DD

[takineko]

My childhood

[TheCopper1234]

Thumbs up if you:

1: Remember these Critter movies fondly

2: Buy the movies AVGN reviews from Amazon.

[Byron10301]

@TheCopper1234 Thumb up if you wish your thumb UP THE ASS OF ALL THE ASSHOLE WHO BEG FOR THUMB UPS ..... FUCK YOU ..... I totally got you didn't I? just trolling mate ... no hard feelings bro .... now get your sister because I WANT TO FUCK HER!

[TheCopper1234]

@Byron10301 Sorry dude I don't get pissed very easily and sorry but I don't have a sister.

-_-;

[Byron10301]

@TheCopper1234 It was supposed to be funny you dick.

[MyThirdUserAccount]

i ALWAYS wondered when James was going to comment on the Critters promotion they had in the first Turtles movie

[nate252]

I dont know killer clowns from outer space

[OttoMotos]

@nate252 then you'd better check it out. The most hilarious sh*t about clowns so far. The whole movie is pretty well described with three letters 'WTF'. It's a good movie though, give it a laug....i mean a watch.

[4sophia8]

he said furry balls that fly around shooting prikely needles and morth into porupine,hedhog,tazmanian devil,triple,ugly,little,cute,­cudly,adorabul,visous,deadly,m­onster,alien,fugities FROM SPACE!!! :D

[MiNDx1er]

OH MY GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DD- oh waut wrong video :3

[Perigon]

I recently bought all four Critters movies in one of those cheap DVD sets you can grab in department stores for like $10. They're still awesome! I love them all, though the fourth movie is the weakest.

[Johanisanorange]

Critters!

[BigChiefJake]

they played the critters movies on tv so much when i was a kid i couldnt help but watch it back then i thought it was just wierd and i only really watched em cause my mom didnt want me to now i think this shit is hilarious

[hoosierhiver]

Is that dude wearing leotards and jean shorts! ?? Fuck!

[zenophas]

I got critters... in my panties.