Disney Rant

[darrock99]

1. Why do you watch disney channel ?

2. Girls don't have balls

[newcartoontv]

you say like a million times and you way to much time to do this video

[UnHolyRevenge]

i think u watch these shows to much u fag

[RubicsCubeProduction]

That's so true. All 2000-Disney shows are EXACTELY the same. The use the plots over and over again. I mean, in the 90s there was Boy Meets World, running SEVEN years and NEVER repeating itself.

[randyorton3378]

quit trying to be famouse you fagget ass bitch face

[CsiNyrocks5]

@randyorton3378 fuck off

[JonasFanTess]

i liked the end the best

lmao

[TheYesie]

LOL Pa pa poker face and at the end see ya later

[SearchingforsweaterS]

Hahahhahahahahahahaahahhahahah­hahahahahh! "And that was my Disney Rant..................... Pa pa poker face:]........................ See yah' later:]" I about pissed myself!! Your quite funny:]] 5 stars:]

[ssaahhrraa9]

my mum said if i ever wanted to skip school just to give them her work number so that if they call she can say yes i let her, or yes her reason is ture.

[ysmith425]

Lmfao you skip school?? 0: lol and lol juss readin off the script here o n lmao u juss stared in2 the camera for like the last 40 seconds PA PA PA POKERFACE!!! lol Im so raten 5* esp the I...I...I..I..

[mRsJoeJonaS4everr1]

agree

[HrseGrl]

LMFAAOOO HAHA Bryan i have the same medicne as you (i saw in the backround:P) the nose spray thing :S haha its kinda retared xD haha and loved the video freakin awesome :D

[AndiePandiesocool]

stupid msn lol

[technoHOLLYxx]

♥ , stupid msn .

[Wisprsinthedrk]

I get what your saying but yea my mom would ground me for a year if I skipped school.

[jessica9988]

lmao I never got grounded in my life and I dont plan on it cuz every 5 seconds I get bored so would die :/

[JOSHYFROMOKC]

nice

[luvjoejonas14444]

lol nice job.

[sk8trmonique13]

lol i like the end

pokerface lol =)

[Duncanish41]

You skip school? . . Naughty!

[Pcd566]

LOL. i love the lizzie mcguire part.

[leelyluvsjoe4ever]

haha omg ur perdy funny :]

i love the ending lol

oohhh and love the hair too :D

[chelsicles]

all the shows are secret...the secret wizards,psychic,people from the future,popstar,american dragon was a secret...the replacements had a secret service...

[chelsicles]

all the shows are the same...secret wizards,secret people from the future,secret popstar,secret psycic,american dragon he was a secret dragon,the replacements were secret,i think thats it

[Littju]

Pa Pa Pa Pokerface Pa Pa Poker Face lol i laughed so hard!

[blackpinkcool]

dude its not that funny -.-'

[yblehsyba]

lol. you should do more rants!

you were so right!

:)

[MrsDjDangerJoeJonas]

wow i agree with u

oh ya LOVE UR HAIR

[Cary2121]

Im surprised you watch this shit XD

[brucasroxx]

haha i like the points ur making! someone had to say it! thank you! i stay away from those shows now anyway! lol

dont believe that dude saying ur videos arent as good as they used to be, i believe they are! i like them!:)

[xoJonasSistersxo]

hahah gooodd point!

[batgirl543]

LOL nice examples, true,

and nice sound effects xD

[kokobaboko]

Why do you even watch that crap any way? It rots your brain.

[ashleybear15]

I like the way you say about, it's sexy ;)

[dixonsoccer39]

dude your old videos were so much better!!! What happened!

[JBAkidbutproductions]

I Totally Agree!!!!!!!

[brandon754]

I'm sorry...  : /

[JBAkidbutproductions]

Its Ok Im Still Going To Watch Your Vids Because You Rock. And Your Totally Right About The Disney Shit!!! They Say Stars (Famouse People) Are Just Like You... Exept They Own More Money, Are Seen By Millions Of People, And Dont Give A Shit Weither Your Rich Or Poor (Well Miley Cyrus Doesnt) Lol!

[AJBoutilier]

i agree but why did you capitalize every word? lol

[attackedbyhounds]

lol, yah just sat for so long staring at the end, kinda creepy?

[alex3212321]

five stars.

[jkearnslove]

you make my day

[Rutskater]

Hmm, Brandon, your missing the most important point. US TEENAGERS DONT WATCH THOSE LAME SHOWS,  kids like my lil sister whose 8 watch those fat cody n his brother shows n hannah fat anna, so they dont wanna talk about bras or stuff. Anyway for a smart kid u should a thought a that, lol.

[Rutskater]

you gotta be from canada cuz u say ABOOT instead of about like kids at snowboard camp from there, lol.

[brandon754]

I don't say aboot

[kokobaboko]

You surely did.

[suline12]

Im from Canada and i dont say aboot wtf..

[jamidix]

haha ur msn lol

disney, awesome, i love it too

[lewissucksballs8]

lol " See ya later "

[FallOutKidd49]

True. I've always wanted a tv station to just follow kids around in real school with cameras.

And the disney stars..am i the only one that thinks they do everything? They all want to be actors, singers, producers, dancers, astronauts, artists, and designers at the same time.. Half of them can't even act :/ Much less anything else.

[XSummaDayzX]

Pause at 0.21 * love ya Brandon!

[RyanMatt]

Brandon, the writers are middle aged, so always a way behind real life.

[marleeeK]

do they even show lizzie maguire or cory in the house or whatever......but it was funny

[littlellama111]

Lol you're so right.

Disney sucks.. but for some reason I still watch it sometimes. I think everyone does. xD

[thefamilyadams]

thats why i dont wacht disney anymore

[iloveTommyLeeCRUE]

ahah what the hells a weenie . that made me laugh, i agree :P love the ending

[YTViewer2468]

You have to remember the script writers are probably basing scripts on what happened when they were teens 50 years ago.

[XxRAWRish]

haha. take it easy, the disney "teens" are just acting on scripts.. they are just like us in real life. but sum aren't lol O.o

[ShelxXxZacEfronLover]

When the msn thingy went off i thought it was mines haha!

i never though any americans had msn :L

[Thesupergrunt]

haha yeah when I heard the msn thing go off, i was wondering why there wasn't a pop up window. then i noticed it was the video D:

[orangekittykatz]

mee too

[TURpodcast]

You should enter this into my rant contest. It mad do well. Click on my username to be brought to the video.

[adrianm41]

If I skip school im grounded for a month =/

[TURpodcast]

If I skip school I'm grounded for life.

[bexhillguy]

I like Penguins

[garraismyhottty]

u made a lot of sence but, maybe they do all that dumb stuff b cause lil kids r watching it? one of my best friends even has a bro whos 3 and a sis whos 6 and they watch disney all the time.

[brandon754]

all the actors on the shows are our age.. and their charactors are our age... and most of that stuff teenagers our age wouldn't do.

[MsShabonatwee]

Actually some of them are like 20 or something, for example Hannah Montana's brother is 30...

which isn't 20, but i hope u get my point

[holyschmidt02]

he's 30?! wow, i didn't think he was that old..haha:)

[brandon754]

i mean the characters though

[MsShabonatwee]

My bad, i didnt mean to be all know-it-ish, i get what your sayin now. And awesome vid btw ^_^

[tommoro123]

fine your that guy bluewallpro year thia vid i agree you should just make vids like this not hate vids that waste time yer ill sub to u makin vids like dis soz for being mean ur mint at guitar yea you like to shread chords or wateva i guess ive been harsh on ya soz ill sub 2 u though

[emilyisarobotxo]

ive seen all those episodes

baahaah

[Blackberryman67]

lol sweet life of zac and cody is so retarded

[DennisDCTWG]

HAHA xD

"Stupid Msn" at 0:18

[random7x5x2]

hahaha this made my day!! (:

[jonasbrosloverx33]

hahahahhaahaha agreed even though i love disney.. (;

haha the poker face made me laugh so hard. that just made my entire night. omg.

[lolo1666]

HAHAHAHAHA.

[lolaboox3]

agreed !

<3

ahaaa the poker face made my day

[l0gically]

I generally agree with your rant - but the one thing that caught my attention was the "grounded for a month" - I'm betting that most kids could identify with parents that over-react, where typically, a month-long grounding turns into a week after repeated attempts to talk yourself out of it. But then again, maybe I'm giving them too much credit.

[AssassinateApril]

lmao funny! and ya that is so true

[pinky21689]

2:13 - the end... ROFL

[SydyJo357]

haha very nice! =]

[ALOTJONASOBSESSED]

lolz,  so true

[Bocist]

I think the person that wrote the scripts are wrote by adults pretty much nailed it.. Gr8 to c a vid from you again by the way

[luvit579]

excellent video, and VERY cute poker face!!!

[rockerstevenc]

great video man. so true. i favorited + 5 stars.

[ilovepudding19542]

.....your shirt brings out your eyes.....haha random =] nice rant btw.

[lunchboxwithyetist]

ahh this is my favorite<3

your hilarious.

[IWillRockYourWorld93]

i so agree!! now i like high school musical...but i know thats a joke cuz im not an idiot. but seriously every show is exactly the same. they need to bring back even stevens. that was the most realistic and it was the best!! and all the movies are exactly the same too

[sadrand]

ha ha the scripts are written by adults thats why

[DaysiFranco]

exactly. the disney stars have there own lives. so yeah.

[ClipityClapMyToe]

well im 15 and ppl at my school call me weenie nipple fatty fat*** porkchop anything in the book lol so yea they are that immature rofl!

[sillyjilly679]

ahaha at the end i thought u were gonna scare us with something...like i was waiting for a scream ahah xD

[Scorch123456789]

man, that is an awesome poker face

[addiesrandom]

lol the end

[xawnuhx]

LOL Lizzie's mom didn't let her get a bra?! Wow! Wouldn't you WANT to get your daughter a bra if she needed it?! Wtf?? Ridiculous haha...

[addiesrandom]

it sounds like your vocie got deeper

[britneylolzx3]

i liked this ranttt.

'i skip school and my mom laughs'

so does mine :D

or my mom will ground me and forget about it five seconds laterr.

[Agriking]

I've awarded you 5 stars to show my support.

[KSPandJRproductions]

lmfao and was that filmed on your flip?

[Kenah13]

also, i dont even like disney channel much, but i dont make stupid videos. about it.

[Kenah13]

okay listen.

your rants are not funny anymore, like fuck.

if you dont like it, dont watch it.

if you hate it so much, why do you know all about it.

your such a tool, your not badass, and your not funny.

those shows are meant for young kids, to set good examples.

like grow up and get over it

no one gives a shit.

fuck.

[brandon754]

okay, you listen.

I'm not trying to be bad-ass at all

in fact I love watching Disney, I am just picking jokes at the unrealistic things in the Disney shows.This wasn't meant to be taken seriously, and my videos I make aren't for kids. These videos are made for my friends/family so how about you ever so kindly GTFO

[Kenah13]

not even what i meant.

i meant those shows are for young kids to set good examples or them. that's all, they actually are meant to be unrealistic, to show kids how to react to a situation the right way, even those it is kinda pointless, i would rather my younger siblings and cousins ect.. to be watching Disney channel pointless non-sense, then "The Real World" or "The Hills". I meant there is no point to rant about it, because you have to understand the reason those shows are made.

[xAccordianGuyx]

Your spelling is atrocious. "Your" a tool? And when did he ever say/indicate that he thought he was a badass?

[xAccordianGuyx]

9/11 is still on your hand ;D

[brandon754]

Ha ha I know xD

[soccorchick45]

hahah awkward silence lol good rant i agree

[ozzyoz69]

very nice!!!!! lol

i agree tho!

but the school skipping thing, wen i skipped i was grounded for a month hahaa

but my parents suck! loved it!

[DyLaN12346]

aha , i agree they dont really compare to everyone else. but i still lovess me some disney <3

also bluenotes shirt ?! ;D

[Like3moAMAZINGG]

i know right! like wtf, NO ONE ACTS LIKE THAT. We tend to swear alot. OMIGOD i love your mom. "i skip school and my mom laughs" haha oh god. but Bryan, i have got to say.. i skipped the ending, you were kinda creeping me out. LOL xx

[xbendiistraw]

do all canadians go on MSN? AIM ftw!

[brandon754]

AIM is lame : /

MSN has a better setup : ]

[xosammmox]

i'm american and i love MSN =]

anywho, i did notice the common themes in disney shows. really, i think they should stick to movies

not anymore pixar though =l

[FenderStratQB19]

haha i watch a lot of disney too. but ya did all the old shows! but i agree about the plot similarities

[inmyfacehaha]

lol at the end

[justpeachykeen13]

dammit lol

[justpeachykeen13]

1st!!!!!!!! lol :D

[meganphosho]

i enjoyed your disney rant.