DZ: Tantric Sex Master - 11/21/08

[dtsaudt]

omg wait is that the girl from acting school academy?

[AsculaTheNinga]

I think kevin is funny and awsome, I think this Joel guy is an ugly jerk who is bias against fat people and before you say any thinng I am skinny, very skinny

[EileenM6934]

crap

[chada75]

Drunks are funny!

[goffbum]

this whole thing waz a waste of my freegan time......get a life you idiotz.........the gal waz greaaaattttt.......

[jcernzo]

Innocent girl gets pussy eaten - _BADXXXCHICKS._COM_

[rap1816]

this man fucked up by dude!!!!!!!!

[BaronCorve]

lol, the babe of the week appeared in the hi ho girls and the we ho girls shows. I think her name in them was Kim. Anyways, she's smoking

[93souljah]

Fake as Jim from The Office is killing the sex explanation

[flymusicbikealot]

they look from the 90s

[gtsaknak]

What is the red heads REAL NAME she is hot and want to know if she has done other bikini modeling or anything.. she is sooooo HOT!!!

who is she??????

[gtsaknakis]

WOW the REDHEAD IS SMOKIN HOT!! She has the nicest legs I've ever seen, so hot !!! what is her real name and where can you find her on the web?????

[finalman25]

kevin you fat fucker lay off the tostidos

[xkings]

kevin? lol?

[bigdjindustriez]

Way to pronounce Joel's name wrong. He's right anyways.

[sonofskye]

Joel Manclit is a plant! Kevin will surely mutilate him in an upcoming episode.

Here's an idea for an episode Dudes:

Each Dude + the Babe of the week take a different substance. Time ingestion so that all Dudes peak at the same time on their respective drug. Record the ensuing hilarity as four fucked up hosts try to make it through the episode.

Kevin had better thrash that skinny Manclit loser.

[sonofskye]

Also, the quality of these babes is astounding. Keep up the good work.

PS: Kevin vs. Manclit Deathmatch will be epic.

[tootsie400]

I warned thee of Joel.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

You warned them of me? Or you warned me? I don't get it...

[tootsie400]

No, I posted a comment on Joel's video and I didn't know when you would actually watch it but I can see that now it has thrown Kevin in a drunken stupor and we are all too late to do anything. Good thing I live on the east coast.

[eliaslopez]

Ocra definately has to reappear and talk more about her tantra.

[nelson050489]

FUCK whoever that guy was...

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

Which guy?

[agentofshield86]

yay kim... i mean ocra. great to see ya.

[xkb24x81]

get joels ass out of there

[xxAnimexx480]

Do you actually see stupid jim in any of the episodes?

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

Watch the episodes and find out.

[Antrillozb]

When KIRA in videos ?????????

[yudiromeo]

a whore will work for him

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL. Joel's driven out the bad habits.

[pboisei]

fuck that guy kev's the shit!

[Sealtested]

it's okay kevin, your very talented. and he has nothing on you /salute

[MummerMovies]

I like you Joel. (other then not appreciating the genius of Kevin) Follow your heart dude, keep playing your music and don't sweat the haters.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

Gee, thanks MummerMovies! You're truly a kind soul. We should be friends.

[Lazychip]

I didn't necessarily hear or see any musical genius flowing out of Joel, so who the hell does he think he is bashing Kevin like that? He better back off before Kevin goes into beast mode, and then plays musical chairs with Joel's face.

P.S. Huge thanks for putting my comment on this week's Dude Zone.

[whip76]

Why do I get the feeling something wacky is about to happen to Doug next week?

[whip76]

I almost forgot. Joel, Kevin is clearly a "special needs" person and everyone knows that it is wrong to pick on the slow kid. Doug, I'm surprised at you most. If Kevin spends the week in beastmode because of this, I blame you. You are an enabler to the alcoholism and a bad person. No wonder Sandy chose Mutt.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

Finally, someone I can agree with because they seem to agree with me!

[whip76]

I'm not on your side about this. I'm just saying you should've chosen to pick on Stupid Jim because that's what he's there for.

[Zuluzead]

That joel guy has got to be gay. Keep big ol kevin.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

I don't got to be. I'm not.

[daniel32nicolosi]

Its gonna be the worst party ever! lol

[llllJakubllll]

Fuck that frenchy, Kevin stays.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

I'm not even French!!

[ShitBallsBanana]

if joel takes kevs place i swear i dont know how or when but i will find a pedophile to rape joel -__- and im not saying rape is funny...its only funny when it happenes to the people i dislike.

AND RE-NEW JIMS CONTRACT! WHO ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND STUPID BOB?and if you do find a bob and he gets SJs job guess what...BOB SHALL BE RAPED TOO!

MUAHAHAHAHA!! NOW YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO STAY WITH KEV AND SJ!!!! >:DDDD

[laile01]

dang....

well,

dang.... you guys never fail to bring in some really hot chicks and that's awesome.

kevin bud, harsh take man, it's just brutal.

[Khenedi0907]

Lol Poor kev I Think Your Cute

[snouter]

FlashBash II! Charlie Cobb lives!

[earthakittisfine]

Joel: I see that you're asking for donations for a plane ticket. This is surprising as it seems you've made quite a career for yourself as a douchebag.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

Good one! That's what we need more of on Youtube, well written comments.

You'd be surprised how little being a douchebag pays.

[downstairsguys]

earthakittisfine,

At least Joel took the time and effort to send in a video response, something we could use more of! Especially if you're a hot girl. No offense, Joel, but couldn't you have been a hot girl?

-Doug

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

I could've tried, but I don't know if I would've achieved it. I'll work on it for next time.

[downstairsguys]

Joel,

Good. I'll ask Alex if he'll give you some girly lessons.

-Doug

[stairscout]

the girl in the bikini is hot

[downstairsguys]

stairscout,

Hot and boring. Thanks for the lecture, Okra--looks like the accident messed up the part of her brain that controls rambling.

-Doug

[toxicatedherb]

kevin is a total music master. dont listen to joel. who even names their son joel?

[downstairsguys]

Hey toxicatedherb youre the musicmasaterr thanks for nameing son Joel fatty guitar.

-Kevinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[downstairsguys]

Sorry guys. Kevin is still drunk.

-Doug

[onlytime12]

joel your a fucking fag, kevin is the music MASTER!!!!!

[MyLittleRP]

You need to renew stupid jims contract because hes the only one that will have naked hug time with ashley!

[canadianeh24]

haha joel, i know this guy. hes not french, hes dutch

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

No one can pronounce my name! :)

[Antrillozb]

ok. pero y kira?????? cuando va a salir en vuestros videos

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

Hahhaha, I know, eh? What a joke!

[brewoot888]

do that tantra.

[NEMBC]

She is not that hot.

[companyman11]

At every party, there is a douchebag with a stupid hat who plays guitar. Joel is that douchebag, and much like the douchebag at the party with the guitar, does not realize that people are making fun of him.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

They weren't making fun of me...

[downstairsguys]

companyman11,

We weren't making fun of him. He was making fun of Kevin. Which is something that I can get on board with--though the aftermath of his drinking binge is yet to be determined.

-Doug

[alexionok03]

I feel left out... shut up you lmfao

Alex owned you Doug bro.

[scchharoundthecorner]

kevin i love you

[downstairsguys]

moms?

-Kevin

[scchharoundthecorner]

yes, dear.

[raebaby93]

you guys have some pretty vicious viewers.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

They do, don't they. I'm feeling their violent retorts.

[interplanetcarol]

I think The Downstairs Guys should have Joel on the next Dude Zone!

Of course, make Joel pay for his own air travel, and then use hidden cameras to video tape him standing at LAX for a limo that will never come.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

I can read.

But they should have me on the Dude Zone... and that's why I'm taking donations to fly to California.

(The link is in the side bar of the original video I posted to these guys).

[robinhawk]

uhh, pole of the week?

[ritchieg415]

I think the pole of the week was:

"Hey Joel, what's your deal? Where do you get off? Downtown? Is that where you get off? In the center of the city, at night?"

[sololobe]

dont feel bad kevin your the best of the three. How do you join the tantric sex religion? HELL YEAH

[xfsgna4]

JOEL'S A DOUCHE!!!

[JimboDango]

Joel, you're a bit of a tool attacking Kevin like that. You deserve all the crap you're going to get on this message board.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

I don't know what I was thinking. I thought everyone felt the same way!

[JimboDango]

It's ok Joel, it was just a little below Kevin's belt.

[ritchieg415]

Something tells me that Joel just lost his invite to the party.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

You're probably right... unless they invite me to do a set or something.

[BallerJakeMcBride]

Okra is hot. Does she model? Alex, please find this out for me.

[livingdeafgirl]

jake is a model stalker

[whip76]

I'm thinking he's just recruting for next year's baseball season. Every sports fan knows that the3 key to winning are the off season trades and scouting.

[livingdeafgirl]

that and playing good in the playoffs.

[BrettTalksTooMuch]

Joel seems right prime for a cock slap in the face. If we're lucky it'll knock that stupid hat off and we'll kill two birds with one stone.

[pills2749]

Kevin looked like Simba from The Lion King.

HA!! your fat and ugly...!!!

[tschriner]

Kevin ROCKS, awesome sad face!

[BadPooPooPlatter]

That musician sucks shit. Him and his retarded buret/conductors hat can go choke on his guitar.

Kevin - I love your music, it takes a true musical genius to play the saw.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

I forgot about the saw, you're right BadPooPooPlatter. Although, I don't know if the saw matches the sexiness of the Dude Zone!! I just think I could do better as the Music Master.

[PinkTorpedoMan]

Boy - I've only had two beers - my spelling sucks!!!!

[PinkTorpedoMan]

Kevin - you are the man!

LOL! You crack me up - nobody could replace you my friend. You tell that pretty boy Kevin - He's only good at one thing - (Really eccellent music) - but your better at so much more - and the chick dig you - becadue your not a pompous as like that pretty boy.

A Musician - Fellow Martial Artist - and all arounbd great guy - You - my friedn are the PACINO of the downstaris guys. ;0)

[2fast4all]

BOOO Joel, making fun of Kevin......Not Cool he gonna beat yo ass

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

To be honest, I am a little nervous... especially at the mention of Kevin in BEAST MODE!!

[NameTheNick]

Kevin is THE man!

[ritchieg415]

Oh man, that Okra is HOT!

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

Wow, I did not know Kevin would get so hurt and I would drive him to more weight gaining drinking. I'm going to need to rethink this.

[rihc2]

booooooooooooooooooooo

[peacebeast19]

nice one...

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

Thanks peacebeast. I worked hard on the songs to be the new MUSIC MASTER and all I get is abuse.

Has no one else noticed that Kevin is a little tubby??

[delocodelcoco]

you are the 1 who sucks, faget

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

Did you use the numerical "1" because you can't spell "one" the same way you can't spell "faggot"?

[delocodelcoco]

who give a f\/ck

[KirksMerkin]

but . . . but . . . *sniff* . . . nobody read MY comment about Stupid Jim.

PS - Joel, you are a douche slammin Kevin like that. Why dont you go masterbate to your desktop pics of 'Mutt' dancing swing style.

[jettrooper00]

niceone :d