Secretary by Al Murray The Pub Landlord - Live at the Apollo Hamersmith

[Acetactular]

1:44 JAMMMMMMMMMMESSSSS!! TOOOO FUNNY HAHA!

[Boban1144]

OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Shangas]

Al Murray is just one of several examples of why I love British comedy.

[Rosario3044]

Certainly a pick me u when you're feeling down. Fantastic.

[maxstitor]

Sarah is hot!

[uxeivuda]

@maxstitor still a secretary!

[bobthebass72]

1st John bishop 2nd al Murray 3rd michael mc intyre ! Lee Evans somewhere near the Back!!!!

[dageezerboi]

its true we need a war with france

[ronny5001]

@1vnman Actualy ive found the uk & england in perticular to be the most racial tolerant people ive met on my travels sure theres the scottish V england rivalry dureing the world cup mostly but thats it at its worst, really the magority do not tolerate anyone being openly racist to anyone outside of football matches.

Most of the racial comments u hear are just jokes that you don't take seriously its just like dirty jokes u share with ure m8s ya don't mean anythin by them just for a laughs.

[ofabmx]

@ronny5001 its what we english do. wer not racist people we just take the piss out of people for laughs. i got a friend whos indian and we rip on him not to be racist but to make him feel like hes one of us. if we pussy footed around him we wouldnt be british would we. its nice to see that other people get us.

[TallDarkAndDashing]

Gotta love Al Murray :D

[xiNPuRiTi]

Doug really is batting above his average :')

Al Murray is simply brilliant.

[BIGBRITAIN]

Brilliant

[Quatrato89]

Second best comedian in England, just behind Lee Evans.

[nud556]

@Quatrato89

1st in my books

[wtfbollos]

excellent..

[ScotsmanTillDeath]

Lol i didn't know England still disliked the French. The cheer at 3:25 was worrying XD

[pacmandem]

@ScotsmanTillDeath ...it should only be worrying if you're French...

[YangSing1]

@ScotsmanTillDeath we dont, it was just a joke.

[TheBaah88]

4 people are secretaries

[tuffers2142]

the pub landlord is from the tv series he first started out comedy with, which is where he gets most of his jokes from for his performances

[el01csy]

@tuffers2142 That's not true, he's been doing the Pub Landlord character since the early 90s. The TV series you're talking about 'Time Gentlemen Please' came out in 2000, after he'd already had lots of success with the character on the stand up circuit

[squeeth]

Al Murray does a very good Alf Garnett impression. Like Warren Mitchell he's a civilised member of the human race making comedy in the grand English tradition and being misunderstood in the grand English tradition of purblind ignorance by the Little Englanders he mocks.

[falmark187]

"may i say doug right now you are banging well above your average."

[aslyn01]

@falmark187 He said "batting well above your average", hence the later comment about playing Cricket for England...

[StephenFiorentini]

All is the kind of guy you'd meet down the pub every friday, have a good moan about the economy and the government with, share a couple bags of pig snacks then back home and 'cya later mate'. What a geniune guy.

[gr33nandpurpletictac]

such a leg.

[bootvful]

sooooo funny.

[N64isgreat]

@theboss12348 no, you can do that by yourself because you seem to have something very wrong with your brain. It's called England btw.

[adamg409]

sarah is fit!!!

[slaxxxer]

@tantawi1992 Probably because the Pub landlord is a character and Al Murray is in face a deeply intelligent and considerate man and NOT a brain dead reactionary nazi

[VexedCG]

@tantawi1992 well i doubt he'd accept since hes not a racist

[Q3ToPBuZz]

Absolute genius

[MrSeamus99]

brilliant. pure brilliant

[1994liverpoolrule]

I laugh the hole way through this 

[dageezerboi]

lol i wonder if he meant partner as in gay or business partner..

[pacmandem]

@dageezerboi Sherlock? Is that you?

[bulavo]

@dageezerboi

hes a FAAAAAAAAAG! Al should've splashed him in the face....no wait....beer dont deserve this!!

[slaxxxer]

@bulavo You obviously miss the irony of the character of the pub Landlord!

[N64isgreat]

@bulavo you're a disgusting person, fuck off

[diplexbullet19]

Al murray might have to watch his back after the grey incident!

[RememberToday4ever]

Fantastic, Al Murray always makes me laugh when takes the mickie out of the audience. Thanks for posting

[docDazza1]

In a homage to Al Murray, if you don't find this funny where would you be.................. France!

Love this guy - going to see him in Wimbledon in May.

[HeyThatsMyBike]

One of those 'comedians' that makes you wonder how people find him funny. Awful.

[Vsca]

@HeyThatsMyBike how is this not funny?

[wackytackybacky]

@HeyThatsMyBike And you my friend are one of those people who others think haven't got a sense in humour

[HeyThatsMyBike]

@wackytackybacky

Im not your friend.

[wackytackybacky]

@HeyThatsMyBike Good, it's I'm not Im, I bet you excelled in English 

[HeyThatsMyBike]

@wackytackybacky

I have a degree in English Language so yes I have done ok. I save my best grammar for official documents I have to write and not youtube. Keep up the good work though.

[isbourne]

@HeyThatsMyBike It was big of you not to point out that he used two commas in place of full stops and omitted the full stop at the end of his last statement. It's nice to see that not everyone is petty.

[okukok]

@icklepops no he studied at oxford

[Timbaclart]

@icklepops - Al Murray is a graduate of St Edmund Hall, Oxford, (NOT Cambridge) where he studied modern history

[Danoftouni]

Al Murray studied at Oxford .... hes a real clever guy...

[allyoursphotography1]

archie bunker, for know-nothing "center of the world" Americans was the American version of a British sitcom. Al Murray is a parody! It's not even his real name!! Get over it!

[destructorcreator]

Whenever I hear people who say Al Murray is telling it like it is, I feel ill. This isn't him, lads.

[puhyd]

"Oh partner! What's yo...by that what do you mean exactly?" LOL!!!!

[Salesharks07]

"FROM THE GUTTER! lets face it.." that actually had me laughing for about 2 hours straight lol

[VexonCross]

And they say English women aren't hot. All 5 of them are gorgeous.

[Demonairing]

i signed in just to give this a thumbs up

@vinnyflintoff: it is banging when you mean what he ment, if your american we will let you off for not knowing other then you have been told..

[Dhammond5]

I'll gladly pay that bit more tax each week just for another war with france

Thumbs up if you agree

[rupra92]

@Dhammond5 how has this got no thumbs up?

[Dhammond5]

@rupra92

I dont know, im thinkng that maybe alot of french people have started watching this vid

[gavhenrad]

absolute brilliance by Al. Secretary..

[atomicstone93]

is that why it costs extra?? haha

[basildonboi18]

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAMMMMEESSSSSSSSSSSS

[fredsta125]

@TheMelfen He's a left-wing comedian, portaying a right wing biggot you are supposed to laugh at, but people take his personna seriously leading to the belief that he means what he is saying...

[gordongate]

@TheMelfen why dont you get a dictionary and look up the word caricature.

Was Archie Bunker a dumb Yank xenophobic racist or was he just a character on an american sitcom who was making fun of the person he portrayed.

Al murray has a degree from oxford in history, his family has a lot of history and has some famous members. Why dont you read a little bit more about american history rather than go through life with only 1776 being the only thing you know about your countries past.

[DoggoloverLucy]

@TheMelfen The fact that we can laugh at COMEDY is a gift. And by the way hes none of those things. Try comedian.

[rancidrancidrancid33]

@TheMelfen

if you really believe he's racist you must have no concept of parody and are probably pretty stupid

[rancidrancidrancid33]

@TheMelfen you must be a bit thick and stupid if you have no concept of parody

[carloskies2010]

@TheMelfen Al Murray is a very well spoken, educated man who graduated from Oxford University with a degree in History."The pub landlord" is a fictional character who is racist, xenophobic and sexist. The majority of English enjoy the fact that the ignorance and prejudice is cleverly interwoven with his Historical and Social understanding which is far beyond the capabilities of this character. Its funny to poke fun at racists, xenophobics and sexist and I think he does this very well.

[mikapromotesobesity]

@carloskies2010 Most of the crowd finds it funny, because they can only take it at face value.

[MrChocolatenob]

@carloskies2010

I agree, the irony comes from the fact that many people take it seriously.

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@carloskies2010 Good point. Hating "The Pub landlord" for being racist, xenophobic and sexist is like hating Mel Brooks for being racist, sexist and anti-semitic...

[thecureye]

@carloskies2010 spot on

[grikes14]

@carloskies2010 actually saw him as himself he is a really nice bloke...and his alyer ego is really funny..

[MotownShaker]

@carloskies2010 I just think its funny (:

[oshadak]

@carloskies2010 That is probably the best comment I've ever read on YouTube.

[TheKneekap]

@TheMelfen you got owned

[Typhoon10UK]

Epic.

[rono204]

Al Murray is a brilliant comedian, and he is a very nice bloke having spoke to him at his pub, this man is also extremely cleaver have a Doctorate in History.

[nickloyal]

A 21st century Alf Garnett. Written by a liberal, intending to take the piss out of (us) bigots. Intentionally or not, much of the 'right-wing' rhetoric is true.

[RossKempOnYourMum01]

Doug and Sarah from Scotland

[stewzee]

HAHA JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMESSSSSSS­SSSSS!!!!!!

[RossKempOnYourMum01]

LOL!

[pughparkour]

It's funny that Al Murray attracts the ignorant morons he's taking the piss out of.

[Vsca]

@pughparkour out of interest where u from?

[vitusdoom]

HAHAHAAHHHAAA LEGEND!!!!

[basildonboi18]

RESEARCH?...SECRETARY GOOD GIRL!

[okukok]

i love the shaking hands and covering them with lager ha ha

[TheUnreaI]

SHAKE MY HAND!!

[SlaveTaxPayer]

This guy is amazing!

[tombiddles]

"may i say sir you are banging well above average!!"

hahahaha quality!

[abcd181]

@tombiddles Batting mate

[ClownFight]

@tombiddles, to expand on what Mr abcd181 wrote, it's "Batting" well above the average, which is a cricketing euphemism to describe a good batsman. It is similar to the expression "punching above his weight"

[tombiddles]

@ClownFight oh yeah you're right, i misheard :P

[DrPureKlown]

@tombiddles it's batting. not banging. you fool.

[Spooony]

@tombiddles batting... batting..

[Fluorosive]

@tombiddles I think he said "batting well above your average" lol

[vinnyflintoff]

@tombiddles its batting not banging

[loneranger4185]

@vinnyflintoff it sounds funnier as banging

[messibouti99]

@tombiddles batting well above your average, not banging.

[Acetactular]

JAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMESSSS!!!

[graveey]

lol at 1:01 that guy on her right checks her out big time!

[okukok]

@graveey i would say the two guys to sarah's right look like a gay couple

[charlieiscool1000]

Lol those french cunts even tho there on our sides they hate us for no reason fucking bastards hes so funny tho Murry is

[graham19820]

haha!! 'post offices'...quality

[matthewjez]

haha when he takes the piss out off james lol

[ShockAbsorb]

Hes a troll! Don't feed him, retract the comment! Nooooo!

[theboss2432]

@jnoPotential

I accept my victory with humility,you were out classed from the start so don't feel 2 bad.

Glad to see you had enough sense to at least remove your leprauchan comments lol

[BluenoseTrev]

Exactly, some of the things Churchill got up to, were basically war crimes, but he is widely accepted as 'the hero of the hour' ...

The people in power have the tools to make good people look bad and vice-versa.

I've always been able to make my own mind up, and refuse to let the media sway my beliefs.

[Huzzle2]

@theboss2432

OH MY GOD! you're still trolling, have you no social life, you honestly think people will sign off youtube thinking about waht you say? Or cry or go into a deep depression about it?

[faro0485]

Don't tell the boss what to think.

[Huzzle2]

I honestly couldn't give a shit

[faro0485]

How laxed.

[BluenoseTrev]

I've travelled all over the world and I think the UK and Ireland has some of the most breathtaking scenery 2nd to none...Love living downunder, but it's a bit soul-less.

I think Nationalism is a great thing, we should all be proud of our countries, but know when to be ashamed too...I think that way, you can find common ground and overcome any problems. For instance, I'm proud of Britains efforts during ww2, but ashamed of Churchills involvement, a man I particurlarly dislike.

[BluenoseTrev]

Cheers mate, yeah, I've been laughing at loads of your comments, and the people biting too...

You've become quite famous!

[BluenoseTrev]

@ theboss2432

Loads of Irish here mate, and all the ones I've met are all top people, great company!

The funny thing is, I understand where you're coming from, and I love reading history, so I know what the English did to your people, and I know it's too late mate, but from this Englishman, I apologise

Good on you mate, as the Aussies say, I admire your Nationalism. :-)

[myg0tpurepunk]

No need to apologize, your not the one who did it, The government was. :D

[theboss2432]

@Bluenosetrev

thanks mate i appreciate your saying that,and I appologise if any of my comments have offended you,just a wind up you understand.

Take care m8 and all the best to ya,

[BluenoseTrev]

@ theboss2432

Yes they are mate, oh, sorry, didn't I tell you I was English? LOL

'Sorry mate, couldn't resist, but you do make me smile. LOL

[theboss2432]

@BluenoseTrev Yeah no bother,I kinda figured with your comment about the bloodline,plenty Of Irish down there too

I got no problem with where anyones from,i take people as I find them,but there is a niggle there with the english in general if you understand me.

Getting a bit fed up though tbh at this wind up although sometimes I get a good argument out of it, lol

Al Murray isn't that bad after all lol

I hope Ireland win 2moro at twickenham 2

[theboss2432]

@JnoPotential

sorry for ignoring you,I was in conversation with a grown up,

now child whats troubling you,leprauchans,wooden huts?

I dunno how to help you,I suppose you could go searching for leprauchans if you like,theres some living near me beside a very high cliff,I'd be happy to show you if you're brave enough?

[BluenoseTrev]

@theboss2432....

Things downunder are great, I married an Aussie girl.

Gotta keep the bloodline going, know what I mean? Enhance this culture down here!

[theboss2432]

@BluenoseTrev Great stuff m8, those aussie girls are hot

all the best to ya

[BluenoseTrev]

I've been laughing to myself at how many people you've managed to get to bite....

[theboss2432]

@BluenoseTrev yeah m8 the engaylish are so fuckn stupid,its a bit of craic winding the stupid cunts up

How are things down under,any hot sheila's goin?

[theboss2432]

@JnoPotential

Sorry to bust your liitle bubble but I could buy and sell you many times over,but think what you like,makes no difference to me.

Is that the best comeback you could manage? I hope some other english cunt replys to me soon who has more intelligence than you ya muppet

thats asking alot for the uneducated engaylish though I suppose

[BluenoseTrev]

Such a funny bloke...Always makes me laugh!

@theboss2432...calm down mate, you'll give yourself an ulcer!

[theboss2432]

@BluenoseTrev thanks for your concern bluenose,I never knew you cared

[Szaam]

JAAAAMES!

LMFAO

[theboss2432]

I've got all the riches a man could want,no need for pots of gold here,

I just enjoy seeing you cunts suffer,the more you suffer the happier I am, lol

eg take football, I'd rather see england get beat than see Ireland win

I see the problems starting already,hopefully rooney will get injured,lampard will go on an eating binge seeing as his bum buddy terry is getting more useless than normal

looking forward to the world cup,I hope Argentina win it,and beat engayland along the way

[zamora98]

whats up the boss2432

bored?

[theboss2432]

Are missing me ya wee gayboy? ahh

sorry about your mum,no disrespect meant,just winding you up

[zamora98]

to the boss 2432

do me a favour, fuck off and die you ignorant shit, to show how ignorant you are, i do not even live in "brit" country" so fuck off you shit and die

[theboss2432]

zamorra is gay by the way,carly simon fan lol

his previous comment says he's a scot,now he says he's not a brit, ehm

very confused wee faggot this zamorra98 I think lol

gaylish brit scum

[zamora98]

gay in english means happy

and yes i am happy very indeed

not eating potatoes

[theboss2432]

lets see if I can figure out what breed of vermin you are,....

your scottish/engaylish,

your as bent as a nine pound note and you don't eat potatoes? I spose with you being busy sucking cock you prefer pasta or 'brown' rice

Do you fancy al murray? is that why you left your carly simon videos to watch an engaylish twat,

I bet your mother is sorry she didn't abort you,the poor woman

[zamora98]

my mother died of cancer a few years ago

greatest woman ever, and if you want to make this personal keep going.

i eat normal rice, where as you eat potatoes, do not fancy al murray like you do, sorry you fancy anybody who says they are IRA, not bent, married, with kids, as for carly simon vids, you went there as well.

ready for tonight !!!!

[JPotential]

Haha, now you're one bored Irish, midget, leprachaun twat now aren't you?

Why not go on a journey and try and find that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

Maybe it'll stop you wasting your time trolling on the internet.

[theboss2432]

kiss my ass

[JPotential]

Good comeback. Cough.

Igayrish prick. You just sound like someone who's jealous of British people.

Found that pot of gold yet, mate?

[JPotential]

Correction: John Terry isn't Frank Lampard's father.

Shows you how much a typical Irishman has though doesn't it.

It's about time Ireland qualified for the world cup isn't it?

[theboss2432]

@JPotential I heard that when terry is fuckn lampard up the ass he says 'who's ur daddy,who's ur daddy'

I prefer to watch england get beat anyway,soccer doesn't interest me apart from seeing england get built up by your stupid media and then see the media and disloyal fans boo and criticise their own team.

I hope they don't even get out of the group stage,or if they do they meet Argentina,and messi and tevez beat them off the pitch

[JPotential]

@theboss2432

It's called football, leprachaun boy.

Tell me, where do you get your time to troll on every single Al Murray video?

Your mother probably lets you because she knows you've already failed in school.

[theboss2432]

@JPotential I see you have time to keep replying to me anyway jp no potential,

I'm very rich and don't need to work,except when I feel like it,sorry to disappoint you 'mrnopotential at all'

No you are quite wrong,it's called soccer,and engayland will fail as per usual,the squad is falling apart already lol

roll on South Africa,can't wait to hear that tit Ian wright and old motty get all excited and then get fuckn sickened

engaylish wankers

[theboss2432]

jppothead and zamora you two gays should hook up,I've never seen two more bent looking pages,then again you are engaylish so its natural for you fags

I pity the poor british girls,I'll have to head over and fuck a few dozen of the bitches

[1412ronnie]

@ theboss2432 your fucking gay you go on all al murrays vids and right stupid fucking comments get a fucking life you american fat yanky cunt

[ben14279]

More more more!

[Troublesome2008]

This guy really knows how to start the show :). Great clip!

[theboss2432]

al murray is one stupid looking bastard, typical engaylish scum

the only thing funny about the fucker is the way he looks,how dumb are the audience to actually sit through one of his shows?

only in old engayland eh,

stupid bastards

@theBITCH 2432

GayLick - you the best !!