Game.com Review

[NEOSOLAIRIS]

I believe doom was out for this. And for when it came out it was not that bad.

[lb8068]

Can you believe they were going to re-release MGS1 on this crap? Unbelievable.

[CrossedCelt]

I'm glad it's reflective. I'd forgotten how handsome you are.

[killyrm34300]

who made this user interface and why are the aloud to live.lol

[HylianMadness]

There was actually going to be a version of the original Resident Evil on the Game Boy Color. And it wasn't a side scroller, it was a full 3D remake of the game.

[sneskegagama]

@HylianMadness yup and it was leaked about 3 weeks ago on the net

[MrDahlas]

sounded like he said ''game com fuck you''

[Theamrajr218]

I Would Rather pay 60 pounds for the box

just need to convert my money

what would 13 US$ Buy me

[CrinosX3]

@Theamrajr218 A pound is worth about 3 US dollars right now >.>

[Morpun]

@CrinosX3 Are you actually stupid? its never been that high! in the 2000's it was 2 usd to 1 gbp and the economy has crashed since then and its 1.5 usd to 1 gbp

[2feetsandamushroom]

The song in the first level of batman reminds me of Deus ex main theme

[ArehexesTheWind]

So that's how Batman would act in a gangbang, I wonder how Dick.....Grayson would have sounded

[TrapnestShinigami]

Years earlier from the DS's touch screen

[Themaniacnextdoor]

You should have a TV show. Best voice for narration i can think of.

[BvsMAcosh]

The game.com color is so much better.

[MonsterArrow]

I kinda dont like it when he insults good things ( i know americas shit now ) but cmon...to critisize everything ?? Kinda mean...Also...Batman is very good !

[stang2712gaming]

quit your bitching

[DarkPatro56]

PS Vita has round icons like this. Acts kinda like rip off for game.com

[useless1997]

@DarkPatro56

Especially in terms of sales success I have to say.

[Lukeno52]

Two cartridge slots? The DS almost counts, I guess.

[MrRatermat]

DIVIDE BY ZERO ON IT!!

[Fuzzy192006]

Full stop dot thing = decimal point.

Yea.

[MeIsBeingSerious]

Lmao.

Everytime Batman gets hit he orgasms :D

[youcantubeittoo]

Some of those rubbish Famiclones and other such NES/SNES ripoffs can have two cartridge slots, usually one for US games and the other for PAL/Japanese carts.

[AmazingViviBlackMage]

I want a gameboy micro!

[sonoskay]

Its called math in america becuase maths sounds a bit stupid. But what do i know :D

[AtomiXStudios]

Nice GameBoy Pocket. I have the same one =)

[RageZannDarkfox]

It is crazy that they had planned a version of Castlevania Symphony of the Night for this device O_o

[DarkSolarEclipse93]

Don't be dissin' Kevin James man

[ArronLegend]

press 6

[JojoMonReturns91]

Hey look the Game.com has a Dragon Ball. Wonder where's the other 7? XD

[OhJustCallMeLuke]

@JojoMonReturns91 If the Game.com has a Dragon Ball, then there are 6 Dragon Balls left in the wild. -_-

[JojoMonReturns91]

@OhJustCallMeLuke SO in other words guess Ashens gotta catch them all with the Game.com machine doesn't he? Oh shitz just gotten more realistically awesomer. Besides, the "secret" 8th one must have been eaten by Majin Buu as he thought it was a cookie XD

[GX2Productions]

My friend actually owns this. Also yes, it sucks. It sucks hard dicks.

[refluX1k]

omg i laughed myself to tears on the batman review.

[Tsukiyomaru0]

You forgot to mention that Konami was making Castlevania Symphony of the Night for Game.Com, but it was stopped at early beta as Game.Com failed.

[WellImHereNow]

bloody hell i remember these being in the argos catalogue when i was little

[zzyxyz000062]

Ashens would be the PERFECT DJ!!

[pueojit]

The ds has two cartridge slots one for advance and one for ds games

[JBKiller103]

Yoututbe Advertising: Because you really wnat to see that Kellogs ad again even though it wasn't very funny.

[WellImHereNow]

@JBKiller103 yeah watching the mini morning maximiser advert over and over is really fun :P tho now i want a bowl of it now

[jcrowley1985]

because of the period between game and com, I wonder how many redirects that the website which apparently a Hasbro site got because of Ashens. You may want to contact Hasbro as far as getting a commission Ashens.

[ZodiacEntertainment2]

Dear Remix People: Remix that batman orgasm sound into a creepy song. So we can all laugh.

[mjc0961]

Solitaire and Lights Out were the only two playable games on this system. I remember we had awful versions of other games like Batman and even Sonic the Hedgehog of all things. Any action style game was just terrible on this. Bad screen, bad d-pad, bad buttons, bad everything.

And I remember that my brother had the modem accessories and it indeed did not work properly at all.

[jonaspgdagi10]

OMG!! the PSvita menu is a knockoff off this!!

[RDR007Commentaries]

Wow...Listening to the Batman & Robin game while I was looking at ROMs on another tab...Sounded like a gay porno with really horrid sound quality. :|

[stealthgrrr]

Anyone have thoughts of EGM Live?

[minecraftplayer2468]

lol nothin' better then wathing ashens while drinking tea :D

[bethanygarrettt]

the ds has two cartridge slots gba slot and ds game cart slot

[RDR007Commentaries]

@bethanygarrettt Yep. Until they released the DSi and every iteration of the DS afterward when they decided that the GBA slot was no longer needed. >.>

[mjc0961]

@RDR007Commentaries Because the GBA slot WAS no longer needed by the time DSi came out.

[haseo18615]

@mjc0961 Except it made it impossible to play any of the DS Guitar Hero games or use the Pal Park in Pokémon.

[mjc0961]

@haseo18615 And like I said, by the time DSi Came out, the GBA slot was no longer needed. Anyone who was playing Pokémon had long sense transferred everything they wanted from the GBA games via DS or DS Lite into Diamond and Pearl, making Pal Park obsolete in later games. As for DS Guitar Hero, I'm sure all 5 people who bought that game held onto their old DS models.

[everyonesloopy]

@mjc0961 why was it no longer needed, i still have my gba games, and my ds lite broke so i had to get a dsi, which in turn caused me to keep my Advanced and Advanced SP witch thankfully (knock on wood) still work, i think it was stupid of Nintendo to completely remove support for GBA, they could have at least made an adapter that fit into the DS slot that would allow you to still play GBA games, or they should have come up with a way to transfer the GBA games to an sd card

[mjc0961]

@everyonesloopy You're right. They should also have an adapter for the Wii that lets is play NES games, because that's still needed.

[everyonesloopy]

@mjc0961 who cares about the NES, i don't see how it's relevant.

[mjc0961]

@everyonesloopy Why is it not relevant? Because it's old? Unsupported by Nintendo? Reminds me of the GBA.

[everyonesloopy]

@mjc0961 Actually, that reminds me of the PS1 and the PS2, you can play them on the... oh wait that's right, sony dropped support for the PS2 on the PS3 but you can play ps1 games on the PS3, why is that? if sony doesn't support the ps2 and ps1, then why can i play my ps1 games on my ps3? that means that people still play them, as well as the GBA, and if you don't that's fine, then you won't use it

[mjc0961]

@everyonesloopy Why is that? Because it's software emulation to run PS1 games on the PS3. They don't have to add a second disc slot to the PS3 to play PS1 games like the DSi and 3DS would have to have a second slot for GBA games. And if you've seen teardowns of either, you'd see that there is no room for a GBA slot. Please think a bit more before you post.

[JoelB3783]

10:24 Best Line EVER.

[omgitsrook]

Omfg! I got a GameCom for Christmas when they first came out. I DESPISED the thing and so desperately wanted a GB Pocket. Damn my cheap parents. Watching this review was quite vindicating...I finally have closure...FUCK YOU GAMECOM!!

[Therealguymins]

I cracked up with my friend when Batman got hit. UHHH!

[spearcretin]

thats actually really good considering how old it is

[AltimaNEO]

Wow that LCD refresh rate is terrible.

[nbarrager]

at the beginning it sounded like it said "GAMECOM (fuck you)"

[nbarrager]

2:23 the ds has two slots

[nbarrager]

@nbarrager sorry 3:23

[EP1KWAFFL3]

OAH!

[ERRORFINDINGNAME]

@EP1KWAFFL3 I was LMAO

[HandyDandy6]

FUCK, THE EROTIC BATMAN NOISE IS TOO MUCH.

[HandyDandy6]

I thought game.com was a video game web sight lol.

[Xlion901]

Mahler? Is Dvorak an unlockable?

[nkmetossa]

3:08 the ds also has 2 cartridge slots lol

[HinataChan30]

Ah, the Game.COM. I remember this.

[Xeniate]

Try looking at the Transcribed Audio setting. Google translate is so hilarious! xD

[MMOExplorer]

I think the Game.com was more portable D:

[sawmaster2]

@ehsanraza58

[ErinTurco21]

Does the DS count as having 2 slots?

[lampini]

@ErinTurco21 ya but I think he ment 2 slots for the same system ds has ds and game boy games

[CanadianGamer328]

I just reliazed that no one on youtube made a vid about taking a game.com apart

[whitefalcon79]

The last line made me laugh really hard.

[G4merTomato]

Tiger ftw :D:D:DDDdd

[xXsolar99Xx]

Does anyone notice that the (sold serarately) item is last on the box, so that can potentially apply to that whole list?

Built in solitaire . . . (sold separately), ect.

[pghblog1]

Throwing birds=the grandfather of angry birds

[ibecool2]

@pghblog1 then who's the father?

[codmad1000]

I did not see motion blur since the first gameboy (witch is beside me on my locker)(I was playing tetris this morning)

[milkkart]

i wanted one of these so bad when i was kid, luckily my parents recognised how shitty it was and got me a gameboy pocket instead.

[thatdude92194]

That device you've heard of with two cartridge slots is the Nintendo DS.

[poopskinTheLiar]

That batman game is like Rolling Thunder but terrible.

[AllieRX87]

Game dot com

[RubyRunnerFiM]

I actually had this and Wheel of Fortune [yes there was a WoF game for this] when I was a kid. Some of the most fun I had with my mother, you could play without having to get another handheld.

[trumpeter811]

i was wishing it had a clender in it but i guess not :(

[utoobepee]

Nice Dunc's Algomusic skills!

I love it, where do you download it?

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[SigmaXVirus]

Has the Gizmondo been reviewed? You know, the ads-laden handheld made by a different Tiger company?

[ehsanraza58]

the dust just killed me. i had to stop watching because i felt the urge to punch through the screen and wipe off the dust

[Tenkagethewise]

Know how bad this game station was...it made Duke Nukem bad....yeah

[TyFly312]

I had one of these back in the day, i had Mortal Kombat Trilogy, Lights Out, Duke Nukem and Batman. This game wasnt as bad as ppl make it seem. It had the pointer that Nintendo stole and i think it had some type of online (I think). Decent system that was ahead of its time and over looked like the Atari Lynx.

[Pokepediahelp]

that was bad...

I was waiting a clendar

[fairygodbrother]

lol tone of voice when you go "tell you what you can do, your fucking job" love it

[alleegasse123]

lol batmans sounds when he gets hit are so.......erotic

[metakight4]

I never get the heinz commercials lol

[SoanosBarcoded]

I briefly tried to imagine Duke Nukem 3D on this hand-held console and couldn't stop vomiting for hours.

[hypo12345678910]

The reason it's pronounced Game Com is because the dot is a planet not a full stop! :D

[ivanaburger]

Does it say "Game.com: fuck you"?

[backwardspanda]

I had one of these when I was a kid, and I can confirm that solitaire was the most fun I had with the system.

[stark102088]

"if you die and go to hell, this is the music that will play in the elevator on the way down"

LOL!

[bleedingxhearts2]

this actually looks like it has more potential than game boy color

[CannyTails]

I got it!

The Tiger R-Zone has two cartridge slots!

[MissEchoplasm]

I got one of these the Christmas after it came out. I'm not sure if my parents ever forgave me for this waste of money...

[wolfishhippo]

But does it blend?

[kimbt]

It is bigger than the gameboy pocket, but you have to remember, that it attempted the touch screen long before Nintendo.

And the phone book? Again, its from the age before everybody had mobiles phones, you wanted to make a call, you either memorized the number or wrote it down for phone box use.

[supabeast23]

lold at the math(s) joke

[Pizzaguy100TV]

What is with all these ads on your vids? And why are they only Heinz Pasta Pouches?

[ashfoxx85]

I wonder if it plays flash too? if it does, it already has a one-up on the iPad 2.

[xMyNameIsMike]

That's called "maths"

or math if your American.

You're only allowed to have one over there due to a budget defecate.

I lol'd, and I'[m American.

[kasim442]

are u supposered by heinz ?

[NA3LKER]

im beginning to hate you Heinz, with quite a passion

[erearviewmirror9]

If you die and go to hell, this the music that plays on the way down

[Ultrox007]

WHO PUT STRIKER IN VIRTUA FIGHTER!

well fine if she can use a gun then I pick Eggman and will just shoot them with missiles while my robot army holds them down...

[XPWiFi]

Game Cube by Nintendo has two cartridge slots.

[lazrpo]

@XPWiFi :|

[Lioyd1rving]

@XPWiFi Memory card slots, not game cartridges.

[XPWiFi]

@Lioyd1rving Right. I thought he had just meant cartridges.

[Vermilion409]

@XPWiFi that is memory card slots, not game ones

[XPWiFi]

@Vermilion409 Gotcha.

[NiMayne]

I had one of these, with Duke Nukem and I think Mortal Kombat.

Yeah, solitaire is the best game. All those menu BLOOPS and the clicking before/after audio made me cringe. I agree with the elevator music.

[Yampot]

No way you could play Batman & Robin in public. *slap slap* "Ahh! Ahh!"

[erearviewmirror9]

15:08 faster!

[KerryFTW]

where have you been all my life video maker??!?!

Sub.

[Killer7fanboy]

I heard there was a version of Metal Gear being made for the system before being shit-canned! Don't wanna imagine how that would've looked either!!!

[cloutierhaker]

I actually used to own that when I was little

[VampireWeekend34]

i really like your dry humor

[Ariamaki]

The Game.COM was actually one of my handhelds when I was a kid-- I never had the modem card, but it sat proudly alongside my original Gameboy and GameGear... Lot of "Game" in those names.

Some of the games, like Robotron, were actually good on it.

[nobody123456789ify]

noo thats not the music that plays in the elevator to hell- it's justin bieber songs!!!

[rikuxziku7777]

Batman orgasms = Best part in the video x)

[utmostburrito]

why did i watch the gameplay of duke nukem on this... this.... piece of shit

[JDvidproductions]

56 people own a game.com

[16BitMedic]

I remember the GBA SP had an attachment from some 3rd party company that let you have multiple cartridges in it. Even as a kid I knew it was a waste of money.

[lordaborter]

well at least it actaully had some extra games you could buy

[Superspy202]

100 dollars for that shit?

[Zm4rf]

what is that between janet's legs?

[MattT1996]

Believe it or not, there was going to be a Castlevania game for this console. I'm not even kidding! If you still don't believe me, look up castlevania sotn gamecom o.e

[goremini181]

Hey GameGear Was Awesome don't you bring That into this there were better games on this than the gameboy and it was in colour from the start

[mattakudesu]

@goremini181 yeah but it had a battery life of about 13 seconds.

[goremini181]

@mattakudesu so it had awesome games on and its probably because people were charging it too much as it didnt have much of a warning on battery life

[FetaCheese222]

@goremini181 The GameBoy wasn't in colour from the start.

[goremini181]

@FetaCheese222 gamegear was

[FetaCheese222]

@goremini181 Sorry, misread your comment.

And if the GameGear had better games, then why didn't it sell as well?

[goremini181]

@FetaCheese222 nintendo had a much larger following

[mymomrocks8]

I can't even fathom why you guys call it "maths". That's like saying "sciences" or "histories" or "gyms". "Hey guys, I've got my sciences class"

[Zehutsumei]

@mymomrocks8 It's called Maths because it's referring to various styles of Mathematics, like Graphing, Probability, Calculus, etc.

[spykerspyder]

@mymomrocks8 well, "mathematics" ends in "s", so I figured that was why they called it "maths". idk.

[silverhawkroman]

LOL the criminals of gotham raping batman and he enjoys it?... brilliant.

[Firemarok]

@silverhawkroman sounds like a bad fanfiction

[sanderstrebor]

Review the Virtual Boy!

[TheDmanSlate]

I have one of these lol. I still do somewhere.

[lootplx]

Include their favorite food and when they are born. Exclude fighting moves...

[RadoGoji]

I had one of these as a kid and really liked it. I don't know what I saw in it, seeing as the games didn't have much substance to them, but it kept me entertained for a couple years so I guess that was good enough for me.

[MrDoomsdayKid]

Pfft, The Game.Com is obviously the most portable one out of the two. I mean, look at it! you could put it in your---

well, maybe in your pock---

ok, maybe in your shirt---

You can put it in a bag.

[Ryanr75rc]

I got one of these :D

[dave46563]

fuck off heinz!!!

[FetaCheese222]

Also, it sounds like the thing has only one sound channel, which explains why the music sounds like random notes, and why it stops completely stops when there's a sound effect.

[BenjaminGoose]

@FetaCheese222 Judging by the 'Lights Out' music it is multichannel, but like the GB it's probably only about 4 different channels.

[FetaCheese222]

Ashens, please stop making videos so long.

[correa81]

@FetaCheese222 its all the talking off topic

[cokersatm]

...........I see it costed $60/ 60 pounds

[TommyCee123]

DAMNIT HEINZ I WANT TO WATCH ASHENS NOT DANCING VEG AND CUTLERY.

[fastlane252]

yes

[huntstephen]

I had one of these, loved it for like 5 seconds before the batteries exploded. It just gathers dust on my stairway landing :/

[InfiniteRedPill]

FIRST!!!

[viciokas1993]

My calculator plays games better than this! :D

[matthiasgh]

for the times it was in it wasnt that bad