13: Sarge's Blues - Red vs Blue Revelation Soundtrack (Music Video + Lyrics)

[MyGamer125]

So....Simmons giving Sarge a fat beat is him...t-bagging the ground

[maminals]

@MyGamer125 No, he's givin' him a phat beat, and with that beat your ordered to boogie!

[TheCnknight]

@binladenshotbyusa I'm pretty sure Lopez has a song in season two.

[StikKid]

Just watched caboose's song to church and I was a little upset. But this made me feel better! A lot better!!!! Thanks sarge

[echelonmarsin30secs]

Anyone who likes blue team more can kiss red teams asssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[claygate42]

@echelonmarsin30secs Fuckyea.

[echelonmarsin30secs]

I will kill everyone who dislikes this video and I will kill them with a shotgun

[TheDemonsSkateCrew]

fuck reds the blue team has caboose and tuker with a energy sword and a robot with a fucking lazer so red team sucks shit

[assasionscreed1]

@TheDemonsSkateCrew and the manlyest person on blue team is a girl...

[angryboy2k9]

@TheDemonsSkateCrew Watch the rest of the seasons. Not wanting to spoil it but that Robot doesn't last long.

[assasionscreed1]

2:12 sarge cant kill tex

[lilj0013]

near the end sarge oh nuts simmons ohhh fuck run ending note tex after the reds for shooting her

[BrouwerHummel]

2:10 SHE WONT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[steampunkstan]

Apparently Church, Tucker, Caboose, Sister and Flowers didn't like this song.

[rando12]

@steampunkstan Sister is to dumb do do that. It was probably Tex.

[Sonicman336]

Simmons, give me a fat beat. *starts t-bagging*

[katana292]

Lol Tex is like... I'm Agent Texas, therefore your shotgun is invalid. >:D

[penguinpower588]

sarge: U just got....

Caboose: CABOOSED

[TheUnreal53]

i like how he didnt shoot caboose,

[haloman12383]

5 people got sarged

[thomasfinleyegan]

This song needs monty animating simmons on the drums, Lopez on Organ, Sarge on Guitar and Vocals, Griff on Bass and finally, the blue team all tied up xD

[ElDonno95]

I lolled when sarge ran from tex, but then again, who could blame him?

[Darkrai49100]

2:15 HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheHiralis]

Simmons 2.0

Now complete with drumset.

[corchaEkotte]

t'baggin the ground ftw.

[Cnstar10]

red vs blue sounds app brought me here CABOOSE RULEZ

[jocke706]

funny how the song is sarge's blues when sarge hates blues

[IKiteTI]

Someone postet the exact same video on their channel and didn't give credit to you

I don't know if you allowed it so I'll just ask you~

/watch?v=RlN0gf9HN0M

here is the URL to the video.

[ABrechin98]

shela should have her own song

[KillerKarpo]

I love how Tex isn't dying...

[deepvoice5]

what did sarge put in simmons 2.0 to make him make music when he crouchs...

[TestSubject147]

gotta love simmon's musical crotch

[rando12]

(Music Video + Lyrics)

I see the video, but I don't see the "lyrics" anywhere.

[CampOnDuty]

@rando12 Turn on CC.

[MacMucking]

@rando12 You might want to try turning captions on. The little cc button next to the annotations button.

[crazykid1551]

I wonder whos the voice of sarge

[bigfatcarp93]

@crazykid1551 Matt Hullum, who also does Doc and Wyoming.

[MonkeyDeeLuffy1]

Good song, by horrible choreography

[tzilla98]

The captions used to say Found all the best, but I guess he changed it to Down Home Lopez.

[ultra795]

Caboose: I git the reds and church told me to help them

[ultra795]

lol Simmons is t bagging

[chrisman555saw]

Alright bluetard

[ThePhi1ly]

The reason Tex doesn't die is because the shotguns given to the Reds and Blues can't do more to a Freelancer than knock them out for a bit, which is what happens to Tex in the Blood Gulch Chronicles. Since the shotguns are a close-range instakill, the Director had the Simulation Shotguns do little more than what you see them do here, so as not to risk any Freelancer lives. Considering that Tucker, Grif, Church(Epsilon) and Donut all killed Freelancers, it was a necessary precaution.

[FlaminTopProductionz]

@ThePhi1ly nah it's just cause tex is a badass.

[TheEcho112]

Rofl! Tex can't die so Sarge backed off...LOL!

[bigfatcarp93]

So Sarge has a song... Tucker has "Bow Chicka Bow Wow"... Caboose has "Your best Friend"... Church has "I Am the Best"... Tex has "A Girl Named Tex"... and Donut has "Donut: The Musical". Only ones left are Grif and Simmons... DUET TIME!

[samtrix08]

@bigfatcarp93 Don't forget Lopez and Doc!

[bigfatcarp93]

@samtrix08 I was just counting the "Main Eight."

[samtrix08]

@bigfatcarp93 Yerah, but Doc needs a song, because I forgot about Lopez's song to Sheila.

[ThePirishman]

@bigfatcarp93 You forgot Doc

[Blackbirdness]

@bigfatcarp93 Lopez has "Mi Amor Tiene un Canon Grande" . . . The Chupathingy has the Tejano music . . . Vic has his weird jingle . . . Meta has "(when) your middle name is danger"

[bigfatcarp93]

@Blackbirdness I meant lyrical pieces.

[Supergodzilla118]

@bigfatcarp93 You forgot Lopez and Wash.

[TheJeSTeR7530]

@bigfatcarp93 and it will be called "why are we here ?"

[bigfatcarp93]

@TheJeSTeR7530 God I hope so.

[iSteven51]

@bigfatcarp93

and Lopez. and Doc. Lol

[BunsterByne]

@iSteven51

Lopez has that song from Ep 33, where he sings to make the Reds turn off their radios.

[iSteven51]

@BunsterByne

He needs either a new song for the soundtrack or a COMPLETE rendition of that one. Still great though.

[SirFallenCupcake]

@bigfatcarp93 Even forge world has a song.

[Legofilmfans]

@bigfatcarp93 A lazy fuck and a techno nerd, that could become interesting :D

[superspider64]

@bigfatcarp93 that would make my life complete XD

[AllensteinOlsztyn]

@bigfatcarp93

Remind me that when it's made to give you a medal.

[chaoticwarrior12]

@bigfatcarp93 griff's too lazy to write and sing a song lol

[pkraccoon13]

@chaoticwarrior12

Does Griffball Jam count?



[chaoticwarrior12]

@pkraccoon13 it could but he's got to sing it but as @bigfatcarp93 pointed out hes too lazy lol

[chaoticwarrior12]

@chaoticwarrior12 Tis be true he is to lazy lol

[speeddemon847]

@bigfatcarp93 need ones for junior and for crunch bite, and possibly andy and that informant dude, the one who tells the reds and blues when to go kill each other, and lastly one for doc

[binladenshotbyusa]

@bigfatcarp93 what about lopez?

[MyGamer125]

@bigfatcarp93 Don't forget Lopez

[Toneai2007]

@bigfatcarp93 Yeah, I won't guess what in musical style RT is gonna make, but I'd bet I know the name already. "Why are we here?" (Or something VERY simmilar.)

[draxlethephantom]

so did u play as the chters?

[QMonkeyManQ]

I think I'll take a dirt nap... xD

[bab1ell1e]

S= for standard shotgun

A= for amazing insults at grif

R= for redness

G= for grif hater

E= for end of blues because you just got sarged

[bell3341]

@bab1ell1e Fail

[bell3341]

@bab1ell1e Just Kidding

[ShinoWATI]

@bab1ell1e Also Tex has On Your Knees

[bab1ell1e]

@ShinoWATI i know it's good song

[EmpereurNapoleonex]

Isn't Tex technically higher in rank than Sarge?

[CabooseIsMatthew]

@EmpereurNapoleonex Yep and Simmons 2.0 can produce music from T-bagging

[AwesomeBXPeter]

lol I love the tex part

[radiokilla331]

Caboose can never spell his own name right (lol)

[SpecialOperations935]

I used to support the reds, until I took a shotgun to the face.

[Heater294]

@SpecialOperations935

Grif: Shotgun to the face is not a contigency plan. I keep telling you that.

[TheLOLLMFAOxD]

@SpecialOperations935 I used to make jokes like that, then i got an arrow in the knee

[Blackbirdness]

@SpecialOperations935 Well, looks like...

*Puts sunglasses on*

...you just got Sarge'd

YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!1

[Alan1One]

I love this song it's funny:)

[lordtarnerran]

So... Simmons' knee guards are a drum kit

[ApatheticCritic]

sarge should have been like at the end 'sorry tex but this is MY VIDEO'

[noble7monash]

He keeps shootin Tex lol

[ForgeMaps101]

go sarge rock on :O

[joejonas470]

i love how he tries to kill tex but she dosent die! <3

[bowchickabowwow7000]

the 4 people hate this video is tex church tucker and donut

church and tucker:because they got shot

tex:because now she has to pull the bullets out her suit

donut:because he couldn't dance

[021599jm]

Hehe sarge can't kill tex

[jordododo]

sarge: griff! griff! grif!!! GRIFF!!!

griff: uh yes sarge?

sarge: where's simmons?

[TheISProductions]

Hop in the jeep,

Put the pedal to the metal.

I will tear across the canyon,

While I'm yelling like a rebel.

We may not have a tank,

But you can take it to the bank.

I'm the soldier of this boulder.

I've got the highest ranK!

[BioWarrior2057]

4 Dislikes:

Church

Tucker

Tex

Grif

Likes:

Caboose

Sarge

Everybody Else

[TFHalo]

This is rapidly becoming one of my favorite songs.

[DrakeCaliburn]

Caboose is spelt Caboose but he spells his name Cabose

[SpecialOperations935]

@DrakeCaliburn I think you might have misspelled "Spelled".

[quicksilvr59]

Ahahahha he failed to kill tex.

[SirDanOfHell]

Red team has the most musical talent, no question :)

[Cappythecat3351]

@SirDanOfHell yes but the blue base has more natural lighting

[hypers0x8]

no 1 can have better aim than church

[Spike8955]

Might have mispelt caboose

[blacknija96]

"I got the blues but I got griff too" LOL

[Spike8955]

"i here by order you to boogie" :3

[cordell1999]

@Spike8955 Not you donut nobody wants to see that

[Heater294]

@Spike8955 Not you Donut, no one wants to see that.

[cookingboy3]

Epic Sauce!

[44Shintaro]

so a phat beat is Simmons 2.0 teabagging air

[mozzywozzy]

@44Shintaro Simmons 2.0. Now with the ability to make "phat" music with but only the teabagging of air.

[armorhide406]

teabag is a phat beat

[willyXIII]

I sang this at work and got weird looks from my co-workers.

[thatoneguy5525]

i can make guitar,drum, and bass music but crouching repeatedly? awesome

[rvbhigajumba]

Tex is like " can I beat him up now?"

Sarge is like fuck it

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

Oh man... Tex won't go down..... poor Sarge! :))

[geairmo1]

1:30 BALDJFOD

[MajicLaMa]

@gwh221

Cool. Do you know the tabs for it? I've looked everywhere and I can't find the tabs for this song.

[gwh221]

@MajicLaMa I just know it by heart. ( Yeah i listen to this too much )

[gwh221]

I played along with my harmonica.

[5000joecool]

Sarge apparently has a shotgun shell marked "Cabose"

[MrSudowudoprodutions]

@5000joecool the bullets would bounce off and kill church

[CrackSom3]

@5000joecool well, so the rumours say. He also has a shotgun shell marked 'Grif' as well, apparently.

[phillipino14]

@CrackSom3 i thought he used that a long time ago several times

[CrackSom3]

@phillipino14 nah ALL his shotgun shells have the name 'Grif' imprinted on them.

I'm also guessing the warthog license plate is spelt 'IH8 GRIF' XD

[flameblade49]

@5000joecool that shell would somehow mannage to shoot sarge

[ShibaNaganori]

@5000joecool Here's the list of Sarge's named shells, Church, Caboose, Tucker, three Tex, and Griff.

[BimodalMetal6]

@ShibaNaganori It's Grif not Griff

[scorpioghost1]

@5000joecool

(MIsspelt)

[comenter6542]

Simmons 2.0 has the ability to make music by crouching repeatedly

[KPawsome]

Sarge:"Simmons, gimmie a fat beat"

Simmons:(up-down-up-down)

[Shiri1432]

Okay, who else downloaded this song? I did! I almost know all the words. Can't wait until we get my xbox fixed so I can play reach while blasting this AND the Red Team Driving song! Thumbs up if you did download it!

[TheHiralis]

Simmons 2.0. Now with drumbeats.

[MacMucking]

You just got sarged will now be my catchphrase until I die

[Arceusrulez100]

Lol Tex wouldn't die at the end

[HemiPowah]

@Arceusrulez100 That wasn't tex, It was Lopez

[MacMucking]

@HemiPowah It's Tex. Lopez's armour is brown, the armour Tex where is black. Also, why would Sarge shoot Lopez? Lopez pisses Sarge off the least. If anything, he should be shooting at Grif!

[chaoswyvern17]

@coltskicker10 thumbs up if you play this in your mic after you owned someone while Teabagging them before they spawn and you laugh your ass off.

[TheH2oice]

lol i was at the part "i was in my jeep yellin like a reeble" when I was in a warthog goin across the map Abridged

[723riley]

@coltskicker10 hhahahah you closed ur account>!>!>

[ChurroDoughnut]

This is the part where Donut shakes it!

[crunchman61]

@coltskicker10 15th thumb lol

[Elijan1996]

@coltskicker10 you better keep your promise

[khr091296]

Would of thought that RT would use the motion capturing tec

[c0llosus]

@khr091296  they do, cant you see simmons' dancing?

[khr091296]

@c0llosus if ur talking about his tbagging then yh, if not then i must of missed it

[comenter6542]

hes got the blues but not the black lol

[2000jedimaster]

it was funny when sarge shot tex and she would'nt get hurt so he backed away

[ObedientKiller111]

At the very end sarge did a face plant when he was walkin away

[sumas6655]

Tex rules Lol

[HellServant04]

As long as he didn't shoot Caboose I'm okay with the song :)

[chupathingy00]

He couldn't hurt Tex haha :)

[TrisketsCheese]

When Sarge shot Church, how come he didn't turn into a ghost?

[DiggyDwarf12]

@awesomeDualshock it is a real song, fake video (i think the video is fake, not as sure)

[awsomeDualshock]

Is this official or fan made...sometimes it's hard to tell

[quackinator100]

haha sarge could kill church and tucker, but not tex!

[benanderson95]

I wish my knee joints cracked as loud as Simmons

[FreelancerJess]

LOVE IT!

[thatoneguy5525]

i think i got it down simmons arms simulate the harmonica, legs are drumbs and the crotch hitting the concrete is the guitar

[armyfroggiroro]

Awesome.

[KoltermannAP12]

4 People are orange Bellied bastards!

[jonnylou09]

I am convinced that sarge is master chief

[bloodfurycon]

lol i got a shotgun shell marked with there names

i forgot how to spell caboose

[comenter6542]

1:56 after he says but I've got Grif to he mummers "Orange silly bastard" i know because if you go to your master volume you only hear that (you need t have headphones on

[SpecterDog]

@comenter6542 its actully orange belly bastard

[roosterki1]

i love how he shoots tex and she doesnt die