a party was happening at a teenagers house. they were playing pin the dick on rebecca black. every time they got it they got a fact. the third fact was that the slower your metabolism the more fat goes to your tits. the girls were all screaming in excitement. the next fact was calm down, girls this rule only applies for boys.
RIght at 2:55 of the video.. I can hear Mario shouting "F@@@ this SH**!! WHY did I bet Luigi at paper, rock, scissors to do these stages! WHY ME!!!" When he is pounding his head..lol
The best part was the montage scenes of all the deaths... good stuff. Sorry Princess... but you might want to learn to love Bowser, I don't think Mario will make it. Mario, you can always become a monk!
1:26 If Bowser was smart, he would have done something like that at the very start. . . Or at least make an inescapable room of rocket launcher death spikes.
I think that this player is yet persistent, but not very skilled. I wonder why he wastes time a lot with the different patterns, which are easily seen in couple of seconds. I just keep waiting like "now it's time to move! ...no. now! ...naah. NOW, GO GO GO! NOOO YOU DIDN'T MOVE!" And then he suddenly moves at the totally wrong spot. :/
I do have tried it, but haven't uploaded any videos of it. Maybe I'm too TAS-oriented, but I have played e.g. 8-bit games since I was child and used to compete against time, which means there is no time to wait for "the best spot".
In any case, I wasn't saying this player is unskilled or not good at playing. My comment was more like incentive. The point was that the more fluent gaming is nicer to watch. After all it was ONLY my opinion... :) I only got frustrated. :D
how do you download this? :P i wanna play it xD i know you people are gonna be like "you do NOT know what your getting yourself into" but i wanna try it
i will be completely crap out of me with this game cuz is so damn hard like the one of i wanna be the hero or something like that lol and im a damn videogame master :/ but this seems so hard o.o
LOL, this level design is almost bad as Action 52's level designs.
AveryGamerDude 3 days ago
can someone find me this music ? 6:41
jull23 3 weeks ago
I hate how my comment about princess in another castle has 68 thumbs up and yet is not shown in the "Top rated comments".
luke100ster 3 weeks ago
lol I love how the amount of views of each video gets progressively less after each level, and then the final suddenly has a bunch again.
ipodnanno 3 weeks ago
The total dislikes for this series strangely equals the number of deaths in the series.
SealFormulaMaster 3 weeks ago
I wanna meet the guy who can get an S rank in this game O.o
McGam3r 1 month ago
why is there a picture of a boob as related???
rsbandbj1 1 month ago
7:21 They wanna give you a souvenir to remember all the madness...
yemanyaaa 1 month ago
7:21 - IT'S A TRAP!!
PedroMelloA 2 months ago 3
1:18 - should I stay or should I go?
PedroMelloA 2 months ago
i would never do this much for a princess who only bakes a cake and gives 1 tiny kiss
not talking about how the koopa kids were born......
Kurachi84 2 months ago
is it a glich
aminr123 3 months ago
whats that weird thing at 5;14 -_-
aminr123 3 months ago
0:27 ROFL
note: NEVER back.
jeffdavid0 3 months ago 2
hahahahaahaha
sparato89 3 months ago
I dont think I have seen a funnier thing than this!
Mamma mia
MatildaDusk 4 months ago
2:57 "Think Think Think"
producciones3333 4 months ago 2
i want to see the avgn reviews this game, anyone agrees?
8968469 4 months ago 5
Invisible ? Blocks are just brilliant.
LukehStrife 4 months ago
1:10 lol
PokemonFan430 4 months ago
I'm glad there's no commentary, it usually involves someone trying way too hard to be funny. Great video.
Dahill05 4 months ago
man this is crazy i dont see how anyone can beat this some must think this is a sick joke
004lj 4 months ago
make your choose,,, Who did this??
Nitros8891 4 months ago
ME - Now , done all the game with ONE life , without dying.
Mario&R. Kiba - F*CK U
H4rdcoreProduction 5 months ago
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H4rdcoreProduction 5 months ago
CHUCK NORRIS CAN BEAT THIS GAME IN 10 minutes
TheBulgarian100 5 months ago
Congratulations! You may now pass on to the tutorial!
PiranhaPlaza 5 months ago 14
Gotta love the way this level starts!
PSspecialist 5 months ago
the cape is a lie
thegoodnamesrallgone 5 months ago
its a part two of mairo frustation
randomstuff606 5 months ago
2:54 "This is a bad dream... just a nightmare... WAKE UP, MARIO! WAKE UP!"
MrVulgaris 5 months ago
1:35 I was like....WHAT THE ****
zooli9 5 months ago
7:08 the feather is a lie
FailingDwaGamer 6 months ago
Only god can get rank S.
jksrock 6 months ago
So, the game just suddenly turned into kaizo mario? hahah
cfxtheguy 6 months ago
whoever made this piece of shit deserves to be shot in the ass
sandwich7587 6 months ago
Dude this guy kind of sucks i beat the last level only dying 4 times
WowFreak981 6 months ago
a party was happening at a teenagers house. they were playing pin the dick on rebecca black. every time they got it they got a fact. the third fact was that the slower your metabolism the more fat goes to your tits. the girls were all screaming in excitement. the next fact was calm down, girls this rule only applies for boys.
brock84100 6 months ago
Could the 666.666th viewer please put up his hand, so that his devilish epicness may shine? XD
MephilesXIII 6 months ago
I guess saving the princess is not worth it if you have to go through all of those levels...
Willadin 7 months ago
Peach had better put out everyday for the rest of her life after all the shit mario had to go through.
BaronSamediVoodooLoa 7 months ago
that music after mario dies is stuck in my head...
aznboi415nigguh 7 months ago
the level designer's a d!ck.. lol
good job beating it
bob00m 7 months ago
When the grade came up I felt terrible. Because you know the guy is going to play it until he gets S rank.
Daenym 7 months ago
ボスの部屋 有り得ない仕掛け 設置され マリオは思う 「勘弁してよ」
グレードS(死んだ回数=0)達成なんて、何年かけても無理じゃない?
BellreaReign 7 months ago
At 1:30....holy fuck, I would have shit myself! I would have said, just dig me my grave now assholes.
flipkid2006 7 months ago
i appreciate his patience
pinoypride800 7 months ago
4:41 - 4:47 could be turned into a song lmao jk.
Zephyrgirl13 7 months ago
HAHAHA u got stuck
CyberKairu24 7 months ago
1:40 - 6:40 :D
yigitterzi01 8 months ago 2
ahahahah 3:13
yigitterzi01 8 months ago
RIght at 2:55 of the video.. I can hear Mario shouting "F@@@ this SH**!! WHY did I bet Luigi at paper, rock, scissors to do these stages! WHY ME!!!" When he is pounding his head..lol
dinet88 8 months ago
R. Kiba is a hero for completing this!
But he only got a grade E?! o_O
Who the f**k can complete 1 stage of this without dying at least 200 times?!
kenny0yu 8 months ago
this dude must have big balls to keep doing this without rage quiting,epic boss fight too :D
goombatroopa1 8 months ago
Asshole who had the idea of making this game....
GephyrophobiaCat 8 months ago
Only Jesus could ever get an S rating, cause that Guy's perfect
SonsoftheProphets 8 months ago
Mario: Fuck-a this!! imma call-a Luigi!!
Pyroruff666 9 months ago
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concho4chan 9 months ago
5:14 thought that's vitory
concho4chan 9 months ago
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concho4chan 9 months ago
is this a movie? what is the story? was it nominated for oscar?
whatever3009 9 months ago
who fucking design this cunning trap ?~
glevix 9 months ago
2:00 - "Fuck this. That's it...I'm going to call Luigi."
TheTwitterHater 10 months ago
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BabiioFloraa31 10 months ago
The cape is a lie!
HitoneToni 10 months ago
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BellreaReign 10 months ago
00:27
lol
IHateDoyaGao 10 months ago
5:17 GLITCH LMAO
igrimy 10 months ago
I'm sorry, but the princess is in another castle...
luke100ster 10 months ago 68
@luke100ster
Sorry Mario, but nigga stole the princess
TheSpartan188 5 months ago
I think these videos are hillarious as fuck but if they had someone give a commentary while playing this game......
TheSpartan188 5 months ago
lol dead by timeout XDD
chantimothy 10 months ago
OMG U ARE A LEGEND!
douchebagandpie 10 months ago
omfg, annoying!
adrjaco 10 months ago
She must make some pretty damn good sandwiches for him to go through this shit.
GodCory 11 months ago
Jigsaw: Hello "gamer",i want to play a game
Gamer: What game? Help!
Jigsaw: A bloody game,The game of your death.
Jigsaw: Here are the rules, see these spikes on the ceiling? They will drop in 10 minutes,they are slow so your death will be painful
Gamer:I WANT TO LIVE! PLEASE DONT! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!
Jigsaw: There is a way to escape,See that SNES? Turn it on
Jigsaw: Good,insert the super mario rom
Jigsaw: It is a hacked rom named "Asshole mario",You must beat it in 10 minutes,live or die.
deividas56 11 months ago 73
@deividas56 That would sound like Saw, but you know, actually scary.....and more twisted then your DNA.
CreationsFlare 7 months ago
I would not have the patience for this shit.
167TOONML 11 months ago
0:40: NOM
schneider418 11 months ago
of course, the princess is in another castle. only people you'll meet at the end of such difficult levels are nerds.
zephyrico238 11 months ago
104 people played this game
Deadpool948 11 months ago
1:27 when i just think that the worts has passed... I fail...
ChronusDio 11 months ago
so much for the princess
C0DESUB 11 months ago
The best part was the montage scenes of all the deaths... good stuff. Sorry Princess... but you might want to learn to love Bowser, I don't think Mario will make it. Mario, you can always become a monk!
frisbeeicarus23 11 months ago
I feel sorry for the guy that was counting all the deaths, when it shows the exact number at the very end.
1027
Holy shit.
Yonkage 11 months ago
just watching this pisses me off
LoneAlchemist 11 months ago
1:26 If Bowser was smart, he would have done something like that at the very start. . . Or at least make an inescapable room of rocket launcher death spikes.
ddrmaxman 11 months ago
who ever made this map was not loved by his parents...
KiteKazou 11 months ago 3
Bet Chuck Norris can beat this with no deaths lol
bargoth125 11 months ago
@bargoth125 (Competitive 5 year old voice) nuh-uhhhhhhh!
TheEmperorHasSpoken 11 months ago
I don't care if I'm the most desperate virgin in the world... this isn't worth it for sex.
Same with you Mario.
Peach isn't worth this shit.
flowerluver100 11 months ago
"The easy way is always mined"
Alkku 1 year ago
ASSHOLE MARIO !!! thats what i say EVERYTIME i loose xD
murdertilltheend 1 year ago
im laughing sooo hard those coin blocks are hilarious hahahah
quityojibbajabbaa 1 year ago 2
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1:30
You. will. fail.
b2o4e 1 year ago
4:42
12 deaths in a row...damn.
Comickid15 1 year ago
how come you did weird modes
SingandSwim11 1 year ago
@SingandSwim11 emulator dude
sebasboner 1 year ago
1:30 - 2:05: Mario contemplates the finer points of suicide.
wenispomp1 1 year ago
2:00 Hes probably like "Uhhhh, wtf?"
MikeMikeNana 1 year ago
Does anyone else just get the gnawing urge to press F1 or load savestate everytime mario dies? Or is it just me?
TheBloodswordsman 1 year ago
LOLZ AT THE FEATHER TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
omalor 1 year ago 4
a cat has 9 lives
mario has over 9000!!
burps20 1 year ago 3
mario: i'ma sorry princess, i'm in another castle, go ahead luigi, she's yours
*mario and yoshi escape*
Kurachi84 1 year ago
I think that this player is yet persistent, but not very skilled. I wonder why he wastes time a lot with the different patterns, which are easily seen in couple of seconds. I just keep waiting like "now it's time to move! ...no. now! ...naah. NOW, GO GO GO! NOOO YOU DIDN'T MOVE!" And then he suddenly moves at the totally wrong spot. :/
Jaguaari 1 year ago
@Jaguaari Not meaning to sound rude and obvious but... Have you tried this game before and uploaded videos of it?
Keraroo 1 year ago
@Keraroo
I do have tried it, but haven't uploaded any videos of it. Maybe I'm too TAS-oriented, but I have played e.g. 8-bit games since I was child and used to compete against time, which means there is no time to wait for "the best spot".
In any case, I wasn't saying this player is unskilled or not good at playing. My comment was more like incentive. The point was that the more fluent gaming is nicer to watch. After all it was ONLY my opinion... :) I only got frustrated. :D
Jaguaari 1 year ago
You gotta be shitting me at 1:29 one look and its like what...the....fuck
Jotolink 1 year ago 2
1:41 I cant beat this bullshit
OmegaGommba 1 year ago
0:35: Theres gotta be a catch
0:38: O_O
trojanman699 1 year ago
@trojanman699 Best trap evearrrr
Jotolink 1 year ago
Mr Children at the end! Nice!
JamesTylerHope 1 year ago
WTF happened at 5:38? perfect spin jump, no kill. RRRAAAGGGEEE
Spironic 1 year ago
1:10-1:14 was hilarious
xman0609 1 year ago
why did mario want to save peach in the first place - -
JChan1026 1 year ago
you have to crouch in the mini fireballs genius even a two year old could figure it out god bless him
undoingcat03 1 year ago
Pause at 5:41 WTF? Purple Koopa Troopa?
brettdmason 1 year ago
bowser must be a genius to build such traps... he is also a gentleman to give mario 0.0000000000....0001% chance to win...
ceyhunatil 1 year ago
Ragequit after 60seconds xD
xuttac 1 year ago
1:15 *yawn*
1:25 ROFL!!!!
pigeonmaster77 1 year ago
1:30 FML!
maldread88 1 year ago
1:10 Holy Shit!!
lmao
Srmagnetico 1 year ago
Game of patient
MrCYUn 1 year ago
this is how hard the original game should have been
jloch85 1 year ago
well give it to the AVGN and he'll scream profanity XD
vadont 1 year ago
how do you download this? :P i wanna play it xD i know you people are gonna be like "you do NOT know what your getting yourself into" but i wanna try it
muffassa789 1 year ago
im pretty sure that if they publish this game out into the world most of the kids Ds's would have the screen messed up
slipknotforlife465 1 year ago
1:23 -
That was definitely the Lord's Prayer.
meowkie 1 year ago 2
through trial and error we all EVENTUALY! learn xD
spikonaleash 1 year ago
u must have had a wank after that to get rid of all the stress
stevenjsmith1903 1 year ago
3:16 MOTHERFU-
kdfsjljklgjfg 1 year ago
Lol'd at the end. So House of the Dead!
outragious 1 year ago
Super mario world frustration
bagettistudios 1 year ago
Just start watching from 6:20
bottleHeD 1 year ago
@bottleHeD where is the fun? :)
Kaisky007 1 year ago
@Kaisky007 mario winning and dieng. XD
LUIGIIZMAHLUV 1 year ago
I like how he just stands there at 1:40
As if to say "... really?"
NostalgiaGlasses 1 year ago 38
1:41 "Ok...how the fuck am I ganna do this..."
XXRavethedrummerXX 1 year ago 3
R.E Outbreak 2 music in the end \,,/
BrayEcho 1 year ago
1:10 you should make a remixe
HaloMasterChief2100 1 year ago
Mad props to easily the world's most patient gamer R. Kiba and the world's most sadistic level designer T. Takemoto
If somehow some way, I managed to beat this thing, I'd think I'd be extremely mentally and psychologically altered for the rest of my life...!
BlazeFirestorm 1 year ago 5
No bitch is worth this much trouble
Kahara101 1 year ago 114
@Kahara101 She would be if it was the only human pussy you could get in the world
SonsoftheProphets 8 months ago
@SonsoftheProphets
I think you'd be the only person who wouldn't turn gay after putting up with HALF of this shit...
Yonkage 8 months ago
@Yonkage Then again, the only other human male was Luigi and am not into incest aswell.
SonsoftheProphets 8 months ago
@Kahara101 Which is why your girlfriend left you.
Rytea2 7 months ago
@Rytea2 I'm a girl dumbass ;P
Kahara101 7 months ago
@Kahara101 Which is why your boyfriend left you.
Rytea2 7 months ago
@Rytea2 Which is why my comment has 113 thumbs up :)
Kahara101 7 months ago 2
at 1:30 look at all that shit!
Coconutbev 1 year ago
4:42-4:48
LexAenima 1 year ago
were did u download this
elvis2491 1 year ago
this is mario game vid, AND a remix of the failing theme of mario :D
laatmekijken999 1 year ago
04:41 lol
SonsoftheProphets 1 year ago
7:18 aha you took the bait =P
TruthXile 1 year ago
i will be completely crap out of me with this game cuz is so damn hard like the one of i wanna be the hero or something like that lol and im a damn videogame master :/ but this seems so hard o.o
radaro595 1 year ago
lol the most intense moment is 6:35 -6:38
SuperMrBentley 1 year ago
whats the big deal? just memorise the stage and the rest will be easy...
chechonilus 1 year ago
i created this, i am an asshole, so i named it asshole mario, >:D
TheR0flman 1 year ago
@TheR0flman lol its not really called asshole mario. its called kaizo mario xD
McGam3r 1 year ago
@McGam3r uhhhhh.......i knew that!!!
TheR0flman 1 year ago
@TheR0flman lolz wow xP
McGam3r 1 year ago
The only reason this was possible is because mario borrowed chuck norrises boots, which posses the power to roundhouse kick anything.
DavyDave1313 1 year ago
marios thought... i better get laid tonight princess
funkyjj900 1 year ago 2
Who son of a mother badly food that invented this here?
rsrsrs
mrs069 1 year ago
I need to know the end credits music! It's so addicting!
ChosenKaze 1 year ago
Il do it with 1 life. ...........
mdy18 1 year ago
@mdy18 ya 1 llife left that is
fireball8156 1 year ago
bowser you can keep her
codyjt5150 1 year ago
Sometimes.... you say WTF? others... you break over 9000 keyboards!
KamoTeen 1 year ago 3
Now THIS is a real castle.
Scouren 1 year ago
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luke100ster 1 year ago
...I'm sorry, the princess is in another castle.
luke100ster 1 year ago 93
@luke100ster Oh, for fuck's-a sake!
Mungii50 1 year ago
what is the point mario i mean we all know no matter how many times u save the princess u will never get laid
josejqk 1 year ago
7:21 IT'S A TRAP!!!
Armalizilto 1 year ago
Someone needs to translate and annotation the end text and credits.
heartshapedleaves 1 year ago
Uve got problems dude. I can finish that boss level in 5 seconds!!!!! All I'm tellyn Is that to HURRY UP!!!!!!!
harrypotterfan9877 1 year ago
THIS MARIO IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE COMPLETING THAT IS SOOOOO EASY
sloytary97 1 year ago
5:14
LOL...xD
FatalityOfAltF4 1 year ago
you need download the trainers o_O ????
i think chuck norris can
infrax81 1 year ago
0:28 ....
*Goes to check other video*
Memory fail...
MePlease2211 1 year ago
does anyone know that song at the end of i