Oh, Haggard, you sly son of a gun. Why are you wearing a logo emblazoned on your chest while talking about the importance of putting people before possessions? Oh, the paradox. Give your child a pony, complain that other people's kids are too materialistic. Bang a male prostitute, complain that other people's marriages are falling apart. Oh, Ted, Ted, Ted... what ever shall we do with you?
Oh, Haggard, you sly son of a gun. Why are you wearing a logo emblazoned on your chest while talking about the importance of putting people before possessions? Oh, the paradox. Give your child a pony, complain that other people's kids are too materialistic. Bang a male prostitute, complain that other people's marriages are falling apart. Oh, Ted, Ted, Ted... what ever shall we do with you?
marjoriekl 1 year ago