Red Gets a Delivery

[SamauraiRippeR]

For some unkown reason, everyone in my class calls me "Walrus". It doesn't annoy me or anything, I just don't know why they started it.

[ryanbarney18]

a walrus... DIDNT I TELL YOU TO STOP MAKING UP ANIMALS 

[Necromancer1177]

Remember a age long ago, before the age of selling out and teteris god still loved us when you tube didn't have commercials? Alas neither do I.

[mcgoo721]

@Necromancer1177 It's not such a bad thing. The ad revenue keeps it going, and I'm sure it's a big reason why we have unlimited length videos now.

Also, Adblock Plus man. I haven't seen an ad in a long time.

[MrDishBomb]

Ok...who else clicked an "irrelevant video" in the suggestions?

[Jeddypie]

I get to drive the flooaaattt...and Simmons here, is in charge OF CONFETTI!!! XD

[phoenixnoname1]

LOVE these episodes,i remmeber when they first came out-they are helarious

[mrRexninja]

"i know you do it,good man."

[josherlus1]

Why do people like this?

[MaxoflifeProductions]

@josherlus1 Because it is a beginning to a great series

[ItsKocot]

ICE CREAM SOCIAL?

[epicsaxophone21]

At this moment, Mrpuddingtaco's comment is on page 14.

[MrMegaDwarf]

"Whats the name of that Mexican lizard that eats the goats" "that would be the Chuercraba sir" "Cuberthinge how about that, i like it, has a ring to it" I all most Died XD

[ODSTAngel95]

ahhh the classics

[Brinnyanderson]

i know you would simmons... good man.

[TerrariaFoul]

I kant watch diss from my kindle. it says the content owner has not made this video available on mobile. cant watch first season

[TheLordofDerp]

@TerrariaFoul It is fairly unfortunate that plenty of awesome videos can only be watched on an actual computer.

[mavLOLs423]

a chupathingy lol!!

[LancerPantser1]

Looks like a big cat of some kind.

You mean like a puma?

Yeah man, there you go.

Love that part! :D

[nohomobrookjoe]

SERGIO

[codyblazer]

i just had a fucking epiphony. he had lopes drive the wrthog in but he doesnt build lopes till later in the series

[8zohar]

no red vs blue

[8zohar]

good kitty

[Jarateispiss]

MAN sarge sounded a lot more different back then.

[TheKidKelsey]

@Jarateispiss it's been so long since i watched the first season. i was thinking the SAME exact thing. 

[luke4428]

COMBAT EVOLVED

[filmkid20]

why haven't I watched theses until today wtf is wrong with me

[Jaden964]

Originally released in 2003? And here we are, watching this in 2012 almost a decade later.

[nerfhunter28]

@Jaden964 me to

[JOHNNYCOMEKILLU]

lol chupathingy... im gonna be sayin that all next week

[MrFunnyman210]

lol making up animals, lol ur making tht up

[AnimeWaterFall]

I turned on captions just to see what they would say in english (even though i now they are speaking in english) I just wanted to see if the caption button was accurate, and oh how it is so not accurate XD

[cebutris]

shotgun? why not turret

[jjeremmy]

284 people don't know what a puma is

[Alex59567]

XD how about the lock ness monster

[SEMICOLLIN57]

LOLL how about bigfoot?

[mxm2400]

At this moment, Mrpuddingtaco's comment is on page 12.

[SamoanLegacy98]

Hey Grif! Chupa-thingy. How 'bout that? I like it... Got a riiing to it."

[chyerbrigade1]

still watching this after nine years hell yeah

[dethen31]

You can't pick up chicks in a tank.

[TheGlitchtracker]

has anyone else noticed this or am i just crazy

[TheGlitchtracker]

sarge has a different voice than when he is in halo 2 and halo 3 and even halo reach

[kylele23]

"Simins,I want you to poison Grif's next meal." "Yes sir!" LOL

[ZombieLordCC]

type WACK OPS in the search bar and click on episode 1. Inspired by RED vs BLUE, ENJOY! Ep. 6 (in HD) just released.

[ForgottenDestiny55]

they should remake this using reach.

[ZombieSquirrel100]

@ForgottenDestiny55 no. they shouldn't.

[wizardsorcerer101]

@ForgottenDestiny55 remake EVERYTHING? just so it could be on reach? they're not gonna do that just to make one person happy.

[banj0smah0mie]

@wizardsorcerer101

They already remade all seasons on Halo PC, which you can get by buying the boxset.

[ForgottenDestiny55]

@wizardsorcerer101 it may not make only me happy i mean the graphics and sound will be alot better

[admromor]

@ForgottenDestiny55 wouldn't it better if they would do it in halo 3

otherwise it would look weird

[ForgottenDestiny55]

@admromor  yh i suppose

[Jackorules123]

i think roosterteeth videos are the most replayed on my computer. fucking love this

[BlackBloodSoul]

watch this with the transcribe beta



[ExZola]

2:07 you're making that up... LMAO

[Failseeker0]

chupathingy

[lkitch12]

hey the people who dont like this vehicle look at the dislike bar then look at your dick same size isnt it

[WolfMage141]

Oh, you say you can't pick up chicks in a tank? Challenge Accepted!

[SadBossKey]

is burnie burns really named burnie burns?

thats a killer last name that matches his first. i like it.

[BurnoutVids]

@SadBossKey His full name is Michael Burns, but yeah Burnie Burns sounds a lot cooler.

[mamilolu]

@BurnoutVids Is it because there cant be 2 Michaels?

[BurnoutVids]

@mamilolu No idea. Try googling him :)

[TheVincent43]

it more like a puma 

[m19petersen]

red: shotgun orange: shotgu.... fuck

[Tijenater]

And simmons here... is in CHARGE OF CONFETTI!

[getl4h]

You can't pick up chicks in a tank :(

[passionwriter12]

3:10 what like a puma?

[galacticman123]

How do you make web series on youtube?

[DerekMears13]

I LOVE SARGE!! I am a Sarge Girl.

[DerekMears13]

I LOVE SARGE!! I am a Sarge Girl.

[Heater294]

I don't call it a Warthog or Puma. I call it a Walrus >.>.

Btw I would actually like to see a halo vehicle called a Pheonix.

[FuckYoThoughts101]

thank GOD almighty for the next episode button :P

[TheEmsiti]

@FuckYoThoughts101 Thank google for auto play

[HarryBillyBobGeorge]

God, Sarge sounds different...

[skijy13]

Simmons, i want you to poison Griffs next meal.

[143pip]

wow, red vs blue has changed a lot. ps why are the related videos a whole bunch of striping videos?



[RelentlessProtektion]

@143pip You watch a funny video, then you want to masturbate. So while you're already on Youtube, why not search for stripping immediately after watching red vs blue?

[TehGamersGarage]

Personally, I find the earlier, more simplistic episodes to be the best. The show is still great, but I can't appreciate it as much with it going so CG and having such a wack storyline.

[lxCRITIICALxl]

why are the related videos about stripers!?

[Airborne008]

What the heck do stripping and girls getting nude have to do with these videos??

Man can't a guy watch this in peace?! Dx

[UltimateSuperiority]

And Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!

[totallyawesome565]

"that's right private, wars over, we won, and it turns out yer the big hero and were gunna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float and Simmons is in charge of confetti!!!!" Sarge

"im no stranger to sarcasm sir" Grif

[MrEpicwin69]

lol "shotgun" "shotgun" ..."fuck.."

[yoonsunlee]

"Simmons, I want you to POISON Griff's next meal." LOL

[Picropideng]

lol, at first I thought he was saying "Pumba" instead of "puma"

[donovanyng2]

@Picropideng Timon and Pumba :D

[otakon17]

I love this series, but I have to catch up on it since seeing the RIDICULOUSNESS of the Season 9 trailer to understand what's going on.

[MayThereBePivot]

The nostalgia.

I did it all over the floor.

[TheSlotH304]

1:20 Shotgun Shotgun...Fuck!

[CBUSTA123]

sarges voice from season 1 to season 9 is so different

[MrPuddingTaco]

Huh. It's gone. Now "stippin'" is in the related videos.

[BCete]

this is the secound episode. And i dont get why people love this. But that "no a puma...Its a big cat, like a lion..." "your making that up!" really got me XD

[Uaxis]

@BCete People love halo, so they love this. Basically. That's how it all got started.

[BCete]

@Uaxis i guess that makes sence

[EnricoSuave666]

Am I the only who thinks that Sarge's voice sounds different than in future seasons?

[deadbug2256]

@EnricoSuave666 prolly dif person or he got a new mic

[MrDantheman0009]

why is striping realated to this its just a girl taking her braw of really youtube stripping?

[nsan96]

Simmons, i want you to poison 284 peoples next meal.

[TheScottKirk]

I forgot how bad the mics were back then. I'm so used to the current voices :o

[xxminoxx1]

why is strippin in related vids???

[Blahmarrow]

@xxminoxx1 I have no idea.

[ItzPlumDaddy71]

Simmons: Shotgun Griff : Shotgun... Fuck

[SuperIllusiveman]

Why is half the screen missing?

[Hegagergerk]

@SuperIllusiveman The bottom black is where the gun is.

[PandaKewn]

@SuperIllusiveman This was made when they didn't have the ability to take out the gun, HUD, and cursor.

If you buy the remastered edition, its all there.

[ImportedBox]

@SuperIllusiveman haha think with your head dude

[MrDrepicfail]

god i love red vs blue, i've watched them sense i was, 7 or 8, im 14 now, so, well a long time, AND THERE AWESOME! (btw, church is my favorite)

[MoonHowler379]

It looks like a Puma XD

[gingerjon14]

simons and griff r the only ones who sound the same

[funnybuddyful]

i love this fucking video

[WeMadCuzTheyBad]

"i want u to poisons griff next meal"

"Yes sir!"

[Sunflowergiraffe]

the two best lines in this video

1.Griff poison Simmons next meal.

2.You cant pick up chicks in a tank.

[Darkrising1993]

you know what they should do is re-release this season and any others that are really shitty quality and do it in halo aniversary edition on the same maps. It'd still be the same just better quality vand better audio.

[torny6]

gotta love that showgun? >.O

[gokuandvegetass2]

"shotgun!" "shotgun! FUCK.."

[theswedishdude1]

lol sarges voice is so diffrent

[Heater294]

I don't call it a Warthog or Puma, I call it a Walrus most of the time.

[asdfghjkl13570ify]

theres uhh quite a few half naked and naked women in my related videos list... what the fuck?

[insanesquirrel3776]

Its a big cat. XD

[sandman7170]

love how he says i get to driv the float.

[someguythatplaysbass]

"You cant pick up chicks in a tank..."

[k3llio]

does ook like a puma :3

[soulcalo]

guy 1 - SHOTGUN

guy 2 - SHOTGUN

straight after haha that was epic

sorry dont know their names first time watcher

[atomicsalsa1]

"I get to drive the float,and simons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!"

[theonlylasttruegamer]

What does this funny video have to do karis but from mythbusters.

[PridethaHomunculus]

god dammit private, or else i'll have simons slit your throat when your asleep. lol



[sampalmer10]

"how about the chubathingy" lol

[khajj16]

@sampalmer10 It's the chupathingy achievement!

[Garet53]

i think sarge became more laid back in the other seasons >.<

[milordo]

sarges voice and other things may have changed in rvb

but his hatred for grif is forever

[AuraSageBT94]

201 people believe in Pumas.

[awesomeshiz1]

i would feel sorry for grif if i wasnt to busy laughing

[youngsXgen]

Sarges voice has changed since season 1. THUMBS UP IF U AGREE!!!!!

[dakotasapphire]

No I mean, puma! Its a big cat. Nooo, your makin gthat up.

[MrZobair]

Man i hate sarges original voice

[TheKMOfficial]

Arby n Chief is wayyy better

[MrPuddingTaco]

Why is breastfeeding in the related videos?

[AZproductions117]

@MrPuddingTaco You complaining?

[111pikachu]

@MrPuddingTaco Idk, I've seen it in a lot of gaming videos it's weird o_o

[deathman1021]

@MrPuddingTaco roosterteeth loves you

[NondrinkableCake]

@MrPuddingTaco boobs are always related.

[RandomLightbulbs]

@MrPuddingTaco breast feeding is a related video to everything. dont ask why

[themangOMEGA]

@MrPuddingTaco Just shut up and enjoy the titties.

[Yaesumuji]

@MrPuddingTaco Weird. I got stripping and Charlie the Unicorn. Maybe your related videos don't like you as much.

[Uaxis]

@MrPuddingTaco We're in that area of youtube.

Here's the map:

- The good area

- The bad area

- The noob area

- The sexy good area

- The sexy weird area

- The weird area

- The high view count area (you are here)

[Xlr8Jeff10]

@MrPuddingTaco theres porn and breastfeeding on minecraft vids

[yetanotherguyhere]

@MrPuddingTaco lol i've got "stripping"!

[abridgedfan9578]

@MrPuddingTaco Breast feeding? All i see is strippin.

[Hecatonchrise]

@MrPuddingTaco I got "Strippin" for related videos

[TriEnvy7]

@MrPuddingTaco Really? all I got is a video called strippin

[thrashandburn1022]

@TriEnvy7 forget that shit unless that girls strippin in the kitchen WHILE makin a sandwich

[hughcri]

@MrPuddingTaco Donut

[ManoBey12]

"Chupathingy! I like it!"

[BABVgirlJ]

Sarge sounds like a cowboy now, compared to newer episodes :D

[TheHeLLisUpwithToast]

it's a puma, like a giant cat

*stares*...you're making that up LOL

[LopezElMagico]

ahem....puma

[mouseproductions]

hey griff....chupa-thingy

[scottyhboy2010]

undead nightmare refrence :D

[RezDispenser]

@scottyhboy2010 This was created before Undead Nightmare came out....

[thenick9223]

this vid was put up on my birthday :)

[Fabio199810]

@thenick9223 my burfday is 3 june

[TheHiralis]

Chupathingy

[Halohken]

A walrus. DIDNT I TELL U TO STOP MAKING UP ANIMALS?

[skycullen04]

he doesn't sound like sarge....

[xJaxxIIx]

simmons! poison his next meal! haha



[AirMc1]

so jus started watching this today and its so fuckin funny i've already dedicated to watchin them all. cant W8 to get to the better quality ones

[George36th]

anybody else wish he said wookie instead of rookie?

[Zombiebagger27]

I don't wanna be a thumbs up whore, but don't you think, as a bonus to them making Season Nine videos, that on Wednesdays they work on animating Season 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, and 8? Sure it would take forever but it would be pretty cool too.

[HombreDeBurro]

"Didn't I tell you to stop makin' up animals!?!1"

[lars167]

did u know smosh is in this! i think

[lars167]

did u know smosh is in this!

[Mancityfan527]

Red vs Blue is awesomely immense

[AgentSmithIsAnElf]

i thought chupakabra was australian...