Dave Chappelle - Balls

[skateswitch10]

hittin the beach and lookin for ballsuckers! lollll

[MRK3LV]

OMG those balls r smooth as eggs......yes ill suck them!

[TheManiacalArtist]

An APH comic led me here... I understand everything now...

[jaypaw0312]

@TheManiacalArtist SAME XD

[neverhappystory]

Maybe someone has asked this but anyways... What is the name of the song in the begining and the end? :)

[Hommerdylan1]

12 people suck hairy balls

[MrHami252]

il let any of yall suck my balls for freee;)  252 305 5009

[TheChemChem08]

"Those balls are as smooth as eggs!" :D

[mollychanftw]

Why does everyone care so much about this person's username? Can't people ever just comment on the video??

[Jdoug92]

haha...

*rolls eyes to right* Yes I'll suck them

[immakickyourass]

11 people didn't get their bulls sucked...

[18kasius]

Pardon me miss ..don't mean to be rude..but do ya suck ball? Lol

[eyifdpgbrzjf8911]

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[FinancialBailoutPlan]

shave my balls!

[biscuitman18]

Anybody who wants to skip the b.s. opening credits and whatnot, cut straight to 0:22.

[IRANisPERSIA1]

dave chapelle is the best comedian EVER!!

[metroplexican]

FROM THIS COMMENT FORWARD ALL COMMENTS SHALL BE ABOUT THE VIDEO OR BALLS, THERE SHALL NOT BE ANYMORE COMMENTS CONCERNING RACE, RELIGION, ETC. YOU TUBE COMMENTS ARE NOT THE PLACE FOR DEBATING

[HenkHenk76]

@metroplexican

Personally, I think people like you are annoying as shit.

Press the "Caps Lock"-button one more time please...

[metroplexican]

@HenkHenk76 are you defending racists and religion debating people on you tube? AND I WILL PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON AS MANY TIMES AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE

[HenkHenk76]

@metroplexican

Are you starting a debate right after saying youtube isn't the place for debating?

BTW I know where you live, and I will personally remove your Caps Lock-button :P

[metroplexican]

@HenkHenk76 I'M NOT DEBATING, I SIMPLY ASKED A QUESTION, AND STATED WHAT THAT I WILL CONTINUE PRESSING THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON

[HenkHenk76]

@metroplexican

So you are interviewing then, whilst typing very loud?

[metroplexican]

@HenkHenk76 yes I am, and my typing is going back down to normal level

[HenkHenk76]

@metroplexican

In that case, I no longer need to hold my hands over my ears, because the noise has stopped.

I must say, typing is a lot easier not having to use your feet!

[metroplexican]

@HenkHenk76 but now I can hardly hear myself type, and out of curiosity, would you botox your balls?

[HenkHenk76]

@metroplexican

Only if you'd suck them

[metroplexican]

@HenkHenk76 only if they were as smooth as eggs

[jhaydee96]

how does a video about sucking ball translate to racism and religion?

[uriel112358]

10 peoples girlfriends have sucked someone elses big balls at the beach

[happygofucky]

Black pride YEAH MAN YEAH BLACK PRIDE

White Pride RACIST

White Pride world wide

[nonofyall]

@happygofucky black pride= liberation movements

white pride= racist movements

[happygofucky]

@nonofyall shut your stupid mouth, fucking dumbass. I'll have pride in my race and my culture. AND WHY NOT, all you fuckers in africa would be living in your hunter gatherer societies. Like lights in your house? Thank a white man, like cars? thank a white man, like television? Like football? Like Basketball? Like soccer? Like that beer you're drinking. SO shuuut the fuck up WPWW.

[nonofyall]

@happygofucky This is exactly what I mean, if you haven't called me a fucker in africa I might not have considered you a white pride racist. But now you did. And no, there were vast kingdoms in Africa (which you destroyed), and these kingdoms were great, built on gold and spices. They had a complex which accepted all religions and views of point. You could go to Kush and study islam,christianity,the roman empire, greek filosophy which you could not in europe.

[happygofucky]

@nonofyall Well survival of the fittest and you need to learn to spell boy, its philosophy. Uh sorry I think I'll study greek philosophy in greece. Don't bullshit me anyone in their right mind would go to Athens. I don't care that we destroyed you. At the end of the day the conquerors will impose their will on the conquered. Julius Caesar said it. Just like the japs on the chinese, just like the egyptians on the jews. SO FAAAACK YOU GUY SUCK ON THEM BALLS! 

[nonofyall]

@happygofucky I used a spell check and my grammar seems to be pretty correct. You couldn't study ancient greece in europe during the middle ages/renaissance you dumbass. It wasn't the same world as it is today. The only religion that was open for anything outside the study of their own religion was islam it was only the muslims that kept the greek science from being destroyed by the christians.

[nonofyall]

@happygofucky Meanwhile europeans were agricultural barbarians who went around the globe killing everybody, taking their countries and their resources, destroying their cities and their religions. Dosen't matter how much weapons you had, you were still pigs who destroyed this world. I don't care about television and cars, we could have made that without you going around the globe and destroying everything. Guess what: Your fucking corporations still do.

[rossm21uk]

his gangsta ass face is so funny

[RyonaRaine]

Funny skit, but testies are still gross, no matter what someone does with them.

Men are better off shoving those things back in the torso where they ought to be.

[Kurdishmusic92]

omg those balls are as smooth as eggs, yes I'll suck them

[ripsublime69]

do u suck this balls

[rockman22]

how can you be proud of something in which you had no choice of becoming?

[BrownAndProud101]

@rockman22 u dont have to choose or wish for something to become proud of it

[hempartist420]

@BrownAndProud101 well good job being black I am sure you worked hard at it

[Sonnyxleet]

@BrownAndProud101 He didn't say you did... He simply asked you how...

[Leidachinaman]

@BrownAndProud101 You shouldn't be proud of something you didn't work in any way to achieve.

[golden290]

@Leidachinaman So you can't be proud of your parents at any time in your life?

[Leidachinaman]

@golden290 You can be proud of your parents if you gave them support or inspiration. Otherwise, you would be happy for them. I just mean you shouldn't be proud to be irish... or proud to be american... Happy is different, you can be happy that you are irish or american or both or whatever have you. But pride should be reserved for something you worked to achieve.

[cristiandonosoc]

@Leidachinaman As the great George Carlin said

[Leidachinaman]

@cristiandonosoc I'm glad someone got the reference :D

[dfueller]

Shouldnt it be black and proud productions?

[jmar2left]

OMG Those Balls Are As Smooth As Eggs



[wwurdaddy]

The original scrotox...

[klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls]

Gotta love that voice during 1:22..

[knightlego0]

hahahaah lmfao!!!

[m219a]

EXCUSE ME>> miss relax u didnt even let me finish.. do ya suck.. THESE BALLS ROFLMFAO

[m219a]

LOL>> pardon me miss i dont mean to b rude.... but do ya suck balls>>LoOoOoOoL

[Maziyar]

good video you mother fuckkeerrrr

[Sozdar112]

meh its alright... i mean he's no craig...Giggedy

[4monkiman4]

Hilarious shit!

[TechnoT123]

lmao. shitz funny. buh the song in the begginin nd the end makess it funnier

[20captainmorgan]

"Excuse me miss... But do ya suck ballss." lmfaooooo!!

[sixers60645]

haha this is so funny cause u know he really has played out this scenario in his head many times.

[dandanskates]

LMFAO!!!!

[Dresden1065]

"Oh my god those balls are as smooth as eggs.....yes I'll suck them"

XD

[xXxDeathMonkeyxXx]

u need a life u fucking moronic racist

[doodleman99]

retard

[scottcville22]

oh my god those balls are smooth as EGGS!! LOL

[cloud1strife]

Do ya suck THEESE balls

[DukeStarbuckle]

This is pretty typical of a person who just now discovered how to use video editing software. They think everything they do is new and unique. When in reality it's just the same crap that every amateur does in his mother's basement.

[DonJhonster101]

Dont U Got A Sad Life. Small Dik. Cant Get Head. and Ya Aint Got Time To Earn Ya Bread. Look Whos Talkin.

[chitowngirly]

It was James Brown who made that song.

[yared94]

I think you're taking it out off context. "Say It Loud (I'm Black and I'm Proud)" is a song that was made in 1968 by James Brown. When the song was written, blacks were treated very badly. The song basically told people to stand up for their rights and stop taking crap from people.

"...why do people think it matters what color they are..." at the time it mattered very much.

"...that any1 gives a fuck that they think they are proud..."

[Pimpjit85]

@fartcry because there's a lot people in this world that tell us we shouldn't be proud... so we stand up for who we are and we won't stop

[Xsuprio]

@fartcry "I'm black and proud! Irrelevant! I'm black and intelligent!"

KRS One- get yourself up.

[CoolCalmJames]

wtf man black and proud production ?

Did u make it ? no.

Alll u did was steal some clips.

[mlb9303]

which is why its BLACK and proud productions haha jk man but dont claim this shit as your own

[CoolCalmJames]

Hahahahaha

That comment made my day.

[nuncahomo]

paaardon me miss, i dont mean to be rude,, but do ya suck balllss?

[Matawow]

@nuncahomo those balls are smooth as eggs.!

[MangerBanger]

one of my favorite stand up jokes

[leanbacksp]

hitting at beach looking for ball-sucker

[hwilsonguitar]

i always quote this around my friends and no one knows what i'm talking about.

its pretty embarrassing, as you may imagine.

but fuck it. its funny.

[tommygunatxta]

you didn't let me finish!

...do you suck THESE balls?

[diegofer1006]

i no eh

[sikchiquix]

gangsta tatoo on em balls

[akinadownhillace]

That's the last place I would want a needle going.