South African Accent Monologue

[ToonFoolery]

not bad :)

[rocky9collins]

Blood diamond, listen here my boi, are you craze?

[babeeecakez1]

omw what the hell is that seriasly that is not how south africans talk!!! omg

[jeanmoke1]

South Africans don't sound like that

[KIDTRACKz]

dont swear ! lol

[JillnRe]

Goose bumps *_*

[jackalan88]

@Nag1ful this sounds nothing like Australian lol

[AshRainbird]

hell funny



[SuperMissWallace]

I'm South African and I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT. You sound like a sleazy Johannesburg crack whore.

[someonetookmynamegrr]

what a nut case

[MittidS]

This is hilarious, if you're actually South African

[MittidS]

This is fucking hilarious, if you're actually South African

[yazzerhan]

hahahahahhaahhhahaah, how can this be watched with a straight face

[dabigfosse]

@Nag1ful they don't really if you listen side by side, its partly because south african and australians both say, barth, parth, glarse etc. unlike americans who say bath path and glass etc a thick aussie and south african are a world apart though, remember however that the thinner accents are less distinguishable

[goodnamestaken]

This is actually really good!

[mickyc85]

Do they call them flat whites in South Africa? (that's not a question about race...)

[matisseliketheartist]

@mickyc85 I don't know what they call them.But I have met so many South Africans in Australia who seem to order that drink.

[Gnomechewer]

the south african kourtney kardashian

[boorgatspookblog]

This sounds more like a porra south african than an afrikaans/english accent

[sailortheo]

DUDE WATCH THIS WHEN YOURE HIGH ITS THE FUNNIEST SHIT YOU WILL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!! WHO IS THIS BITCH??? SHE MADE ME FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT NOT QUITE AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS ALL THESE WEIRD ASS COMMENTS ABOUT HER ACCENT AND HOW IT SOUNDS REAL, THATS SUCH BULL SHIT BECAUSE SHE SOUNDS LIKE A MIXICAN CHICK THATS ABOUT TO THROW DOWN

I LOVE YOU ALL LIFE IS AMAZING

THIS VIDEO GAME ME FAITH AGAIN

PEACE

[Thor42013]

@sailortheo dude thats awesome.

[creegimdendright]

@sailortheo The world is bigger than your television dear

[juicylucyy1]

man this was funny!

[mikesatu]

I've fallen in love with her

[paulcglaze]

pretty good, your emphasizing the "Second" syllable of the words like "here", and the ends of your sentences a little too often, it just sounds a little forced. And your soft "i" vowel was a little plain, but if you work it more, that'll probably just fade out.

[iShavedYesterday]

That is a mix of the black and the white accents in SA. Little off...

[HozZeN52]

aussies are generally good at safa accents because our accent is so plain to start off with

[rearspoiler72]

Absolutely shitfaced.

[sebring103ca]

What is she saying at the end? Did you or did you not take my flat ???

[matisseliketheartist]

@sebring103ca flat white...the coffee :)

[TheAussieGypsy]

This is stunning Matisse, simply stunning!

And this from a South African woman :-)

[arancienne]

LMFAO, the south african rugy coah guy on skins was fucking hilarious xD!

[Eddtastic100]

TIA, TIA>>>> THIS IS AFRICA.

[kaetrina]

lol there s south african white guy at my school, it's not as extreme as this one... it actually sounds kinda british

[peachycj]

please do this accent but pretend to be an angry food tech teacher !

[Southaustraliahill]

haha... really good! Not so retarded like others. Well done! Sound like a capetownian coloured woman who speaks well english!

[minimum13]

You sound like the Leonardo DiCaprio in Blood Diamond :P

[maroska05]

sounded just like your pissed off afrikaans woman lol!

[likepork]

You are beautiful!!

[PippyLongStockingsox]

best south african accent i have heard! (: <3

[alexpapa]

needs a little more work