Celly cooks and boils a 6lbs Maine Lobster

[jalosromo]

What the fuck!!! You didn't get him the first try.

[ryanrider101]

Wow you had to put a lot of effort to kill the lobster

[ryanrider101]

My dad just boils the lobster until he dies in a high tempature

[tresjolieme81]

This was a bad example it would have been better to throw him head first in boiling water he was really wriggling in pain through that process bad vid!

[dookiekong007]

@tresjolieme81 you could either do that or go in the brain.

[rockybirddog]

I have killed and eaten all kinds of animals. I can appreciate your compassion for the life of a bug!

The tail moving was nerves, when you ring a birds neck its wings flap

[lita9281]

should be quicker after the freezer or just let it freeze more geesh,

[BirdOfParadise777]

"Put it in the freezer... so it's humane..."

So, you take it out of the freezer and piss around until it is no longer in the "humane state" and THEN fight with it to kill it! Brilliant!

So... SMACKING it's tail like that was a sign of what? NO STRESS? I'm thinking NOT!

[MarcusGramm]

these creatures were created to eat and nourish the human body, not to cry about how they died before you ate em.

[bloodybrownie]

they're DELICIOUSO,,cause they're scavenger..try human flesh with blood.!!!

[johnalvingalt]

Vegetarians / Vegans = Real pussies!

[yukoko94]

@johnalvingalt It's their belief, they believe it is immoral to eat animals, then so be it. Stop being a douche.

[omgwdfdude]

"and that is it"

are you kidding me, its tail was flapping all over the place. good fucking job...

[JokoHaqa]

@omgwdfdude you should know that noone cares... only peta and vegans mother fuckers care what you say :) now go and die you little maggot

[omgwdfdude]

@JokoHaqa you cared enough to reply :\

[JokoHaqa]

@omgwdfdude i care to say that i donr care :) btw my relatives kills shark and toads in japan right now :)

[omgwdfdude]

@JokoHaqa irrelevant

[sparkleandshine100]

Awe poor thing

[electrogreenchic]

i love how you're so proud of him! like you keep saying my 6 lb maine lobster; it's cute

[leow78]

the same should happen to you,du fettes,dummes lebewesen!

[BrownieSyndrome]

I'm sorry, but that made me laugh so much. When you mentioned about how to kill the lobster but when it actually came to cutting his head, you kinda fucked it up and it looked pretty painful lol. Kinda like that scene from South Park with Kyle and Jesus.

[trunkzdbz]

Dame girl my dick got hard watching stab that lobsters brain in, and then when I saw him come out the pan nice and red my dick got hard again, no bend over so I can put my sword up your vagina and poke your brain in.

[kidflashification]

Death to America

and butter sauce

Don't Boil me!

I'm still alive

Iraq Lobster

Iraq Lobster!

[MrGuruGuru2]

the poor lobster!

why do you cook it?

it tastes not fantstic, there are other better things, but the lobster must die like so!

[tasoulinh]

sure, freeze him first, have him suffer then kill him quickly..

someone didn't think this through...

best way is to just put a knife to his brain rather than allow him to suffocate in the freeze because u didn't have a sharp enough knife to do the job right in the first place..

[ABlindHilbily]

shes beautiful and she cooks........

[182Burritos]

Awesome Vid.

[cloud2537]

i want a pet lobster



[fuckvegan]

I just lost my boner watching that damn lobster foam up in the mouth

[sarahlovesfootie]

Why do I watch delicious food when I'm hungry? Please Sarah stop tormenting yourself

[Dan17234]

Why let him boil for a minute in some nice water, when you hack into his skull miss his vital organs completely then go in for another slash to the back of his head :) YAAAAY!

[tenmilechicks]

yum, good job.

[dat900]

u got guts to cut this lobster, but i dont :(

[michelmks]

Oh shit... it wasn´t that faster as you said!



[tkc397]

Ouch.

[jacktheripped]

clarified butter means the solids have been removed and all that is left is the clear oil but I'd say I'm more like you, I leave the solids in. That's where the salt in the butter is. :)

[hanadina123]

ra ra ra aa rama ulala caught in a bad romance!

[MegaGreendayfan101]

poor lobsters, they have it so tough...

[143tank]

that lady is a lobster murderer!!!

[tonychet2s]

she is the lobster

[SuperKir21]

id rather be boiled...

[kikomagana1990]

Super boiling lol

[evolusean]

This made me so hungry

[hadesflames05]

Just boil the bastard alive ffs...

[spookymachine]

R.I.P you delicious lobster. May I have some? lol xD

[lilnativebeauty]

i got scared

[headdildo]

MURDERERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!



[Ajm8597]

poor lobster, what a painful way to die! xD

[Thailand032778]

Very nice

[thazzchair]

Lobster nervous systems are decentralized, meaning there are multiple clusters of nerves throughout the body. Chopping the head takes out one of these clusters, but doesn't necessarily kill it instantly. Just another way of doing things, but I don't think it's more humane than boiling it alive.

[fo13ulous]

reminds me of pinchy from the simpsons

[shakenbakeful]

FLAWLESS VICTORY! FATALITY!!

[yukoko94]

I can't bear to kill ANY animal. I'm such a big ass pussy.

[cellster74]

@yukoko94

i was scared too.. lol

[1997Roscoe]

@cellster74 It was so cute when you said ''Bye Mr. Lobster thank you for being so tastey! Lol cool video!

[NYCNorthNJ777]

@cellster74 Was it good, beautiful?

[cellster74]

@NYCNorthNJ777

delicioso!

[NYCNorthNJ777]

@cellster74 lol Do you buy lobster from Chinatown? I recall my dad buying a 5lb from Balducci's when I turned 12! Oh my, Cellster. It was so good! I just returned from the grocery and i bought about $80 worth of Dungeness crab. Do you have a vid on preparing and cooking Dungeness crab?

[cellster74]

@NYCNorthNJ777

i usually buy my lobster online straight from maine.. you can buy fresh seafood online straight from maine. i have a quick crab recipe. you need 1 onion, 5 cloves garlic, small piece of ginger, olive oil half cup of wine, salt and pepper.

[cellster74]

@cellster74 so i saute the onions and garlic on high without burning, then i cut up the crab and i add it . after a few min of saute and its cooking i will add my wine and let reduce a bit when crab is almost cooked i add my ginger and salt... i make my crab in my big wok and use high heat as i am cooking it . fast and tasty recipe. you can always boil some corn and potatoes as a side.. or make some pickled red onions to eat it with..

[NYCNorthNJ777]

@cellster74 Good afternoon. Thank you so much for sharing how you prepare and cook Dungeness. By the way, how long does it usually take to receive the seafood from Maine?

[cellster74]

@cellster74

btw this is a great recipe i found on youtube and i made it twice. delicious recipe, check it out.. outdoorcastironcook channel

[Jwalkz4192]

@yukoko94 you stand on over 200 ants and small pygmy flies/sandflies everyday wats the difference? were all mass murderers of animals

[yukoko94]

@Jwalkz4192 The difference is, I don't stand over those ants on purpose.

[johnalvingalt]

@yukoko94 Damn right about being a pussy.

[Juanizzle15]

yu killed him so slowly! lmao

[TheViolinIce]

omg... that look so painful.

[cellster74]

@TheViolinIce

no pain, just yummy flavor

[TheViolinIce]

@cellster74 It looks paintful...

The lobster was moving it tail up and down.

[jcutch82]

lobsters dont feel pain... they pull their damn claws off when they get stuck between rocks

[cellster74]

@jcutch82

thanks for your info

[ItzCashew]

@jcutch82 With a pocket knife right? :P *127 hours reference*

[gigliojj]

Actually lobsters don't have a complex nervous system like we do so it doesn't matter because they don't feel pain like we do. And actually, either way kills them pretty much instantly. Any movement you see is just an involuntary muscle response.....kinda how we blink our eyes.

[cellster74]

actually its less painful then having him boil in water.

[luxurylass]

oh u could tell he was realy enjoying that knife in the head-- might have been easier to just put him in boiling water, and less painful

[bowhunter2439]

Bye bye Mr lobster , pass the budda please...!!

[cellster74]

@bowhunter2439

bye bye, he was tasty!