L.A. Noire - Boobies - Part 33

[crazyshady666]

you know what dosent need two disks..............PS3

[FelixPociusIsAwesome]

i sneezed....my life is complete

[C1CONRAD]

@supertaures ....... Tobuscus..

[eleadro1]

00:26 : how do you talk like that its cool. You remind of that dude from minecraft Yogscast, his name is honeydew

[videouser654]

Toby, do you drive a car? If you do, then we're all dead...

[supertaures]

Hey Toby, do you have a xbox live acount. if so whats your gamertag?

[dbelliottisbond]

Aw sh wat the fff I don't swear

[RoxioGamingHD]

i dont care about jousting GODDAMN ADDS!

[matmat109]

i have f13 yay

[konatafujioka]

Oh no he...is..not going...to.help her.with her...suitcase..

[ClansmaClan]

i hope cole washed his handssss

[Pandayog]

54 people dont understand toby

[orangefreakinyoshi]

Lol u can still see get tits

[CatAddiction6]

His voice sounds deeper...

[FunsizedTaylor]

Idk what's sadder...the fact that I searched my keyboard thoroughly just to find that f13 button...or the fact that I searched in the first place just to see a naked virtual corpse...

[thepeoplepwner]

he got in the car then three seconds later he already crashed! XD

[Ccishappytoday]

I was terrified that you would never get up to get Disc 2....

[MusicalPsychoful]

03:22 hold your breath WHEEEOW!!

[Sepuku030]

Also if you want secret youtube videos go to your program files and delete system 32. just saiyan.

[Sepuku030]

Actually if you want to get rid of the censors just Alt+F4

[katongougakyunojutsu]

@Sepuku030 thanks that worked perfectly

[ron468israel]

@Sepuku030

SON OF A...!!!!

[db69ish]

dont be a noodle

[SlimySteve1]

It would suck getting a ridden on the neck but a bike

[TheWeirdoPink]

Thing*

[TheWeirdoPink]

when Toby was about to inspect the bosy, I was ok, I'm done and skipped to the end of the video, shit 25 battery left, gotta charge this iPad Thimbu

[jbuzz890]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY"S DRIVING!



[promanstudios]

"Whats that its a game? oh shooo, oh fffff" XD

[rafaelfmolina]

toby deduction: "a giant cat used a midget on a bike as a weapon to kill the married woman and after that they danced around the bodie"......... yep i think he solved it XD

[LonelyViolist]

What Toby said:

Seventy percent of accidents happen within fifteen feet of where you left.

What Closed Captions said:

Thirty percent of accidents happen within fifteen feet of where you have to.

[dmccubbs]

Omg I can't stop laughing every time he goes "WHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEWW"

[Paparpadeo]

3:46-3:52 I loved Toby at that part there!

[goingagainsttheflow]

is it just me or does the quality seem terrible in this video?

[123cynder]

@abirv98 agreed

[mia234567]

Aaawwww ... He's such a baby :3

[xXImSoWrongImRightXx]

I bet you all came here because there was boobies in the title, perverts

[Stan844]

@xXImSoWrongImRightXx So did you.

[abirv98]

@xXImSoWrongImRightXx how bout i'm watching toby's la noire playthroughs?

[profile724]

people who are trying to find f13 if u are on a laptop it is not there.only on a pc.he is trying to trick u and make u look stupid.

[XXTheOutsider]

F13? *facepalm*

[RagePure]

@XXTheOutsider F0 :P

[ShakeruShien]

Toby: *starts car* ''Allright, buckle up buddy...heh... you're screwed '' :D:D:D

[hiddenhippo104]

*sees title, switches to 720p, remember toby edits them out*

"GOD DANGIT!!!!!!!"

[MsHalla1234]

toby*

[MsHalla1234]

roby: oh shhh

what the fuuu

i don't swear ever

me: *thinking of the old toby* Right .. LIAR

[Mikiblue14]

Toby, I hope you know that the cars have brakes. So if you see that you are getting close to a car awfully fast you can hit the BRAKES. :3 LuvYew

[Mikiblue14]

Happy Football Sunday! lmao jk jk But I am trying to concentrate on my Cowboys but its so hard with Toby's awesome voice distracting me! haha And I just CANT pause the video. *sigh* hahaha

[halofan4everful]

more like accidents happen within 15teen feet of toby.

[painekiller12]

lets see, f10, f11, f12, f..what, where is it? Noooo! i want to see what happenes. my computer is low grade? F**k noooo! My computer sucks!!, Why!!!!!!!!!......wait.....oh, i see, your just trickin' me, hahahah, i get, (sighs) ahh, thats funny. oh wait...wait...F**k You

[ironmaidenrlz1]

3:51 toby goes WHHHEEEEW in game guy goes will ya shut yar trap

[megan12778]

"Buckle up dude" Toby.....Word of advice.......I don't think they had seat belts back then.....

[DoctorRobair]

@megan12778 i dont want to sound like a douche but they did. they didn't do anything against people like toby but yea

[mynameis2616]

Dude don't be a noodle hahhaha

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Haha i think this is the diriest toby has been in an episode XD also he sounds sick. Best remedy is to play video games all day of course :)

[Sarahcane873]

press 3 then 4 and it will say f***in it

[SIRRENITY6182]

I SHALL WATCH THIS VIDEO!... tomarrow

[barlin07]

yea I generally think nudity in games is unnecessary. It seems like something they throw in just to give developers an excuse to watch porn for research. However these cases were based on real murders from the mid forties. look up the black dahlia on wiki

[xXTheSatanistXx]

Press f13 to Remove the Censors c:

[tillj005]

@xXTheSatanistXx why is there no f13 herp a derp?

[HooahMarines]

@tillj005 dont know about you, but i have an f13....so youre the derp

[tillj005]

@HooahMarines I have F13 too >.>

[billyg456fx]

@tillj005 thats the joke :P

[adderlyreyes]

@xXTheSatanistXx F12 or f13

[napoleontheafromite]

@adderlyreyes *facepalm*

[adderlyreyes]

@napoleontheafromite lol



[megan12778]

@xXTheSatanistXx I swear I just had a blonde moment.....I actually went to look for F13 -__- WHY YOU TRICK ME?

[knoxizawsome]

@xXTheSatanistXx Dude I cant find F13 man. I've been looking for like 4 hours. hmmm.......

[growldonex]

@xXTheSatanistXx i cant find F13 on my keyboard

[DigitaIJustice]

@xXTheSatanistXx It doesn't work!

[RBKluuzGH]

@xXTheSatanistXx F13 is actually the print screen button. "YOU GOT PROVEN WRONG SUCKA"

[furygun81]

@xXTheSatanistXx

I do hope that you know that on a Macintosh there's a F13, F14 and F15...

[HannahW2016]

@xXTheSatanistXx HOW?!?! MINE ONLY GOS UP 2 F12!!!

[Cheejyg]

@xXTheSatanistXx razer keyboard has f13... just so u know. :>

[minime532]

@xXTheSatanistXx actually its alt and f4

[JordanHF00]

@xXTheSatanistXx lol that joke only work with pc users cause macs hav f13

[Emoboy12343]

@xXTheSatanistXx WHERE THE FUCK IS f13 !?!

[iTsHutchy]

@xXTheSatanistXx carnt believe I just looked at my keyboard for F13 .. fml

[highguyontour]

@xXTheSatanistXx joke? i dont have a f13

[marcmurray1]

@highguyontour What keyboard are you using? I think you only get it with the standard Mac Testa.

[highguyontour]

@marcmurray1 sony keyboard. :( Oh well...

[trojan9610]

@xXTheSatanistXx its under the keyboard...

[colby20022002]

@xXTheSatanistXx Your A Fag :D

[agmTRICKS]

@xXTheSatanistXx OMG IT WORKED!

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@xXTheSatanistXx Why would you want to see a naked dead body? Are you a necrophiliac?

[sladunkaAa]

@xXTheSatanistXx why would you masturbate over a dead body?Boobs.

[reddeadblood]

whays ur gamertag on the xbox360

[aaaaaaaaaaagh11]

Could have been some sort of giant cat.

[kyofanclub]

9:50 My thought was "Why do I have a feeling he's going to drive off that cliff? XD

[ChadandKendallVLOG]

Should've used your face to censor Toby!!!! XD

[Ninjatwinkling]

"17% of accidents happen 15 feet from where you left okay." oh toby :P

[MrCC3000]

Rockstar games, you made a perfectly good game into a dirty game, since you pervs just HAD to see boobs, my mom won't let me get this game. Nice job rockstar, you just cut ur buyers in half.

[CrimsonSuccubus]

@MrCC3000 Considering what your age would need to be to have to comply to your mother's will to which you aren't allowed to play games with boobs in them, something tells me that there's a LOT of stuff in this game which is not suitable for you. :P

[MasterKickArse]

@CrimsonSuccubus not to mention the age restriction 

[zabeenzakia]

@MrCC3000 1. Its not a perfect game

2.Having nudity in a game doesn't make it a dirty game

3.Without the boobs the story would not make the slightest sense why would someone kill a hot girl and not take the clothes off that's the question

4.There are a lot of reasons kids should not play this game

[JinjoTime]

@MrCC3000 Rockstar Games has not made ANY games that you should be allowed to have. Adding breasts does not make is a dirty game, you see breasts in much of the media that is meant for adults, but is not pornography. We can look on the bright side though, the way you speak I doubt you will ever be involved with anything but digital breasts.

[AdaMuffins]

He always enters a crime scene with such swag.

[CordelliaStarr]

Is it such bad quality because he censored the body?

[TheCarnage96]

This game is fucking awsome, i love the music, the graphics the cars just own, this game rocks.

[biggestpotterfreak]

I want to buy this game! I'm going to make my dad buy this game. Hell yeah!

I'm a thirteen year old girl with a pink room >_< No one will believe me......

[superlarryman]

WEEEEEEEEW oopsee doodle

[XHaemoXTwinsX]

Partner/Rusty: But don't get ahead of yourself-

*CRASH*.

[TheMISTAPLAYSTATION]

@iSubbedSmosh i quite enjoyed it #epictrollface

[TheMISTAPLAYSTATION]

@iSubbedSmosh i quite enjoyed it

[FashionWithAttitude]

Now that i think of it,i think that Tosh-tosh.0-is Toby's long lost father..

[blondietardluvsctfxc]

dontt be a noodle partner guy!

[Daunt735501]

*Examines marks around neck*"What the..Its a tiny little man bicycle he rode a tiny little man bicycle around her neck..lace to give her..well naked chick" Lol

[gilturtle]

WEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHW!

[Jellypear]

I'm so gonna get nightmares now...D:

[MeAndHerSingers]

@SWATxANGEL yeah ! It's like a sunny suit , right ?

[SWATxANGEL]

hey do you realize you got a new outfit like 15 episodes ago

[The18anime]

3:52 i can just imagine the cops at the crime scene see Cole's car commin twards them, as soon as he crashes into sumthin, the coroner thinks " *sigh*.....phelps is here...."

[molly1002]

@The18anime I thought the same thing XD

[RJswanee]

@memebasejunkey99 I totally agree! I've been thinking that for days now....

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

"You did a decent job-"

*Toby smashes into other car*

"GENTLY!"

[TheRedtarantula]

The lady has the crazy bush



[fruuman]

@uqqsfreaakxo lol wut?

[J3kegamer]

Boobies :P OH MY GOD U can seethe hair ha :P

[nickistocool]

what wrong with the quality of this video

[ridelighning99]

he-is-not-gonna-help-her-with-­her-suitcase 0:39

[Lionzlove]

I laughed so hard when Toby tried to say vagina twice but both times he just went, "Va...Vahhh..." and then ended in an awkward cough :D That was so cute

[nordbleu]

Wow... I actually sneezed during a Tobuscus video -- twice.

And, Toby, you're driving skills (and I mean the lack thereof) amaze me.

[ali1703941]

Compliment of the decade: ' 'Sup girl. You look...kiiiinda old...'

[MATANUI720]

Y U CENSOR?!

[mymustacheintimidate]

@MATANUI720 beacause youtube let u has no boobies

[thelory3434]

lots of WHHHEEEEEEEWWWWSSSS!!!! on 3:45

[mrsdracomalfoy1000]

@awesome0901 Nope. Have fun with that.

[ianimalcutie]

@mrsdracomalfoy1000 LOL

[TheatrechicKayla]

And 8:17

[TheatrechicKayla]

They showed her vag at.like 7:10

[WaWijDoen]

why is it bad quality?

[McLovin123ify]

@WaWijDoen That's beacuse Toby blured the naked dead body.. that takes some quality of the video depending on the editing program.

[awesome0901]

why is the graphic so bad in this gameplay

[awesome0901]

Is the naked body blurred also in the game?

[MIRANDAlegheadsmack]

@awesome0901 Nope. Y'see the bewbies.

[awesome0901]

@MIRANDAlegheadsmack Oh no!! That's too bad!! I am only 12 and I bought that game!!!!!!! I hope my parents won't see me play!

[ConcealingShadows]

@awesome0901 Explain to me how the fuck a 12 year old bought an M rated game. >___>

[Takuthecheese]

@ConcealingShadows

There are quite a few Gamestop employees who are chill about that sort of thing.

They might be pocketing the money though, I don't know.

[Shiiiiitakemushrooms]

@ConcealingShadows parents?



[awesome0901]

@ConcealingShadows Why? Can't I?

[azinkk]

Play more scary games like amnesia

[Q8skull90]

ooh man i thought this video is about boobs in L.A noire

i just realized that am i pervert :(

[ChatmakGames]

Lol Toby, the footprints were you stepping over the... booby area.... trying to activate it.

[Knothead95]

If he reacted that badly to insert disc 2 for this game how bad did he reacted to dead space doing that.

[EpicFail0725]

that was awkward..

[uFreak77]

3:25 Was i the only one that held my breath?

[oddlysplendidaudrey]

FRANK SINATRA 

[gta4isawesome55]

Why would you censor it? lol

[EddieAndTheBees]

the title is missleading...i thought this was porn....thumbs down...lol

[bloodredmoon1993]

"Accidents happen within 15 feet"? i doubt that Toby even 1inch or 1 meter from you man you cause a lot of accidents whenever you drive dude

[SLYMEERKAT]

how did u blur out the stuff in the video?

[kalebtaylor567]

@SLYMEERKAT look on youtube/google.

[vanshma]

"good cause i'm not in the mood for digitial vag--v-vag--*ahem*

[notleyroyjenkins25]

i would leave a comment saying that if you hold y your partner drives but.... toby is too good of a drivers

[turtlehead12699]

"He rode a tiny little man bicycle over her neck"

LAWL

[Epicgamars]

6:52 OWLING!

[girlysoup123]

why dont you use your own door? that cocky gentlemen

[flutist23]

OMFG his voice is fucking epic

[DrivableSalmon]

I know a 'good' knock knock joke.

Person 1: Knock knock Moe'Suckra.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: 'sup girl?

Person 2: who are you?

Person 1: Whatya doin?

[lemonandlimewithsalt]

lawl

[RedMageWolfe]

@nekoXnekoXgurl I think Toby does that himself. Because Youtube is a little sensitive about that stuff.

[cressyjunior25]

"Oh no, he assumed the position...." lol

[highflyingfunyo]

"it could of been some kind of giant cat, a murderous cat with the ability to wear shoes... the most dangerous kind of cat" I laughed so hard

[imahugefreakinnerd]

lol lolo lolooloolololololololololololo­lololololololololololol0ol

[selgmzfanforev11]

3:59 u shoulda drove off da cliff i know somethi will happen even more amusing

[selgmzfanforev11]

@legomaster310 yea i got in another 1 of his vids dont b freaked

[yasmindoghaley]

you drive like ijustine lol

[selgmzfanforev11]

@yasmindoghaley sadly in some of his other vids WORSE i hope in real life his n ij's steering wheels arent xbox controllers or we r screwed