Jim Norton hates M Night Shyamalan

[EvilEtiquette]

''ma mock meh himeh hed shalamon'' patrice made me spill my beer!!

[dietrite123]

He actually says "Mediocre Night Shalahan" which is much, much funnier.

[BatALash]

Ted Sheckler should have been in The Sixth Sense. "I hate ghosssssssstsss!"

[EvilEtiquette]

@BatALash yes! ted should have jumped in when it was brought up. haha good call!

[TheWhizzkid23]

Devil was just....awful

[DarkTowerTube]

Was one of those guys O'Neil?!

[MsTimty]

jim nortons moms should have shallowed

[405OklahomaBrewing]

@MindstormEDM

Your telling people learn to spell when you can't spell the correctly grow up

[SecretDimension]

WOW.. racism is soo cool!

/sarcasm

[reflex0r]

I SEE PALE POEPLE!!!

[aplacefaraway]

Necronomicon! lol how did norton remember that!?

[LogSNES]

signs was one of the shittiest movies I'd seen since Pearl Harbor

[thefatman69dude]

jim norton....ur my hero

[navylaks2]

he 6th sence is way overrated, that's way he was able to do all his crap, so people don't be upset because you aloved him to in the first place

[MindstormEDM]

@navylaks2 Don't try to insult someone when you're a fucking idiot lol The Sixth Sense, not he 6th sence. Learn to fucking spell before you willingly embarrass yourself

[navylaks2]

@MindstormEDM

Who gives a shit the movie sucked balls 

[Acroanidd]

Mediocre Night Shyamalan, best line ever :)

[FreshNostalgia]

How does that feel idiot? Your name is a prayer in the Necronomicon. XD *DEAD*

[1844Freddy]

The best part of this clip is Patrice laughing in the background

[hothotheat3000]

Unbreakable is good, but everything after that has been a total disaster.

[poopdroop69]

Norton is the greatest ranter. It comes straight from the heart when he does it.

[kanemura93]

I LOVE this so much! If you only could say half of these things on Swedish radio (without being a victim to the Politically Correct Crusade), i'd be a happy man.

[CertifiedGooner729]

Fuck M. Night. He owes me $8.50 for The Happening. Worst movie experience of my life.

[mynahification]

sound like english is a second language for these people

[frostjackMP]

@mynahification

your a cunt

[Kwak3r]

LOL that laugh KILLS me!

[Sixtown13]

HE'S RIGHT M NIGHT SUCKS

[ItsRamboJackson]

hahaha

[MrCanadarulez]

O and A are a pair of untalented, unlistenable jerkoffs who have a couple DECENT stand ups on the show other than Jim. Jim is great.. O and A are shit. Who the fuck would ever listen to those two would take a fat cock between the teeth every morning. I actually feel dumber after listening to this.

[MegaJoenobody]

@MrCanadarulez Then don't listen, faggot. Go listen to Hoo Hoo or some other crap.

[MegaJoenobody]

@asterix645 criticize awesome director? Try awesome English class. Troll

[asterix645]

@MegaJoenobody The only trolls are the two guys in the video. I was saying it as if it were a headline, maybe you should take your own advice?

My English is beyond perfect.

[MegaJoenobody]

@asterix645 The guys in the videos are trolls? Are they posting here? Sorry I wasn't aware of that. You are an neophyte in English and a boob in internet-speak. Please kill yourself before you damage the gene pool.

[wtfbbqhacks]

@asterix645 Don't read much, do ya?

[jocam32]

M.should make 22 minute movies...bc thats all i can handle from his sorry black ass!!!

[JuggernautWest]

Shyamalan should be put to the rack for the Last Airbender. This man needs to be forced into retirement.

[nepalnt21]

maybe u dont like the dude but how are u gonna make fun of his heritage? fucking white american asshole.

[maniccrayon]

I downloaded Devil for free through a torrent and I still want my money back for the time I wasted watching it.

He should have been publicly caned for The Happening.

[Wubnig]

@maniccrayon THANK you. Fuck The Happening.

[oprachik]

for a man who 'apparently' makes bad films still makes quite a bit of money from his creations and his stories are actually quite good. is the opie and anthony show just a place where ppl rant on and on and on negatively about their own opinions of creators. the problem is that anyone can be a critic.

[WHATISUTUBE]

@oprachik The 'twists' are incredibly retarded, though. He's one step away from 'IT WAS ALL A DREAM'.

[oprachik]

@WHATISUTUBE it looks like he goes by some sort of formula. it would be great if he could experiment with his stories, he should be able to otherwise he isn't as good as i think he is.

[EchoCannon89]

m. night has visions of shitty movies

[livardo]

"Manoj Nelliyattu Shyamalan" ... damn, go by Mike dude.

[ghostwhiskey]

the village was terrible,unbreakable was good,im in the minority there

[YahIDontKnow]

I love anger and a good rant. Jim Norton, Adam Corrolla, etc.

[siennax]

MNS ruined The Last Airbender!!!!!!!!

[coprographia]

at least I've actually laughed at Shyamalan, Jimmy

[iamboy1234]

it's like listening to a 13 year old on the bus.

[kenjammen]

shyamalan sucks. so does his name

[nomobjustice]

Gladiator stunk

[bighittr420]

ya movies stink..ur a bum!!lol

[dipsetscooter]

hahahah bum!

[anthonybayern1]

This is childish name-calling rubbish and this bloke is no reviewer .To have to resort to crude slagging off and reviewing a movie as "crap" shows how little he really knows and and is as deep as a tea tray. M. Night is a true visionary and a genius. Far too deep for these childish reviewers to appreciate. Completely over his head!

[danni13371]

@anthonybayern1

Bad attempt at trolling. :|

[marsh4321]

@anthonybayern1 lol

[maxwell12345678999]

@anthonybayern1 Fuck you. French piece of crap.

[therealgaara]

@anthonybayern1 lol m night makes the dumbest fucking movies ever...dont believe me? watch any of them...visionary my ass...did the last airbender movie total sucked it up and never even saw the show...what a genius

[RollOnToVictory]

@anthonybayern1 is that you M. Night?

[themissoula]

By 2050, 1/4 of the country will be Hispanic. Indians, who have nearly bred themselves out of a country, won't be far behind. Racist? Possibly. "Guilty" white liberals obsessed with diversity are ruining this country. And before you call me a loony right-winger I can't stand Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, etc. Oh, I enjoyed this clip!

[joemoe23]

what the hell is jim norton's appeal? unfunny, ugly, annoying, bald....

[DoNotBeHighandMighty]

@joemoe23

Intelligent and funny as fuck. Watch his "standup."

[DoNotBeHighandMighty]

@joemoe23

"Witty" is also a good word to describe him.

[joemoe23]

@DoNotBeHighandMighty is this jim norton? you son of a bitch trolling to build yourself up! george carlin was witty....jim norton is just short and annoying.

[DoNotBeHighandMighty]

@joemoe23

GEORGE CARLIN SUCKS JIM NORTONS GIANT COCK.

[SmiffWit]

@DoNotBeHighandMighty Congratulations on putting the stupidest opinion ever into words, and so concisely too. If you actually think this Norton cat is worthy to even shine Carlin's tombstone, I feel sorry for the space between your ears.

[Nor1962]

youtubesucks

[iamyourgranddaddy]

Jimmy's right. Personally, I think everything he's done after "Signs" sucks balls.

[DrGeeves]

Norton freestyling is my favorite comedy.

[LawsonComedy]

@DrGeeves it's great. I like it even more than his stand up.

[futurestoryteller]

This is pretty funny, it's also pretty racist

[croscoe85]

@futurestoryteller Hence why it's funny.

[genericsavings]

Mediocre Night Shyamalan. haha

[Redbob86]

He RUINED The Last Airbender, with 8% on opening weekend.

And now he's got some shitty trilogy of films coming out, the first one is about a bunch of people trapped in an elevator, and one of them is the devil. It's like he's just TRYING to tarnish his reputation.

And the Sixth Sense was taken straight from an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark, he admits this himself.

You stink.

[makeaton]

@Redbob86

Bit out-of-date reply, yes. But yes, he did crush Airbender and, Devil, the elevator thriller sucked. He used to do a bit better, not now he's downhill. Like a shopping cart filled with retards on their way to wallmarkt.

[corytww]

why is everyone so critical of shamamanam? I did not enjoy lady in the water and the happening could have been better, haven't seen airbender, but his stories are all really good. I thought the villiage was kick ass, i didn't expect the ending at all. A huge percentage of movies these days have twists in the end, in some form, his style is unique and organic to say the least, give the guy a break, and please give me a break about my comment.

[ftown631]

Of course you idiots would think these guys are racists. They are JOKING. I'm sure you guys had no problem when Dave Chapelle used stereotypes to make shit funny. its all jokes so fuck your faces. I think its funny as shit when guys rip on white people so ease up people

[OrionEd]

@ftown631

I know right! That guy Cat Williams did joke about how white people are friendly. He asked if you've ever called the wrong number on got a white guy? "Sorry, this is 8453. No, that's OK, you want 8454. Listen, you try that number and if it doesn't work, you call me back. We'll figure it out."

I laughed so hard because I've done that exact same thing when people call my house with the wrong number. It was almost eerie, but funny as heck!

[Kramerdower]

Lil Jimmy is Nostradamus, because M. Nights new abortion, Airbender has a 8% on Rotten Tomatoes.

[transvideos1992]

@Kramerdower You don't have to be Nostradamus to predict his movie will suck.

[threehats]

these guys are racist fucks. i hate m night but this is just retarded.

[lordironrat]

@threehats if you dont see the humor in this go fuck your mother and throw out your computer. nobody wants to read your opinions. these guys arent racist the go after everyone equally. no one is safe from common sense or people with real senses of humor. i hope you get aids soon :)

[TheDude47]

@lordironrat take it easy

[threehats]

@lordironrat what measured view! thank you for your carefully parsed insight. i hope one day, that like you, i will acquire a bonafide sense of humour. for some reason i'm laughing now, gosh dang it! how inelegant.

[lordironrat]

@threehats wow now i feel bad about my post. you have enlightened me. god bless you sir. i truly hope someone removes your three hats with a fucking machete

[ksim43]

@tttwas That's not a lisp. It may be a slight aspiration of the "s", but that's not a lisp.

Words mean things.

[SuicidalBuu]

@AKATECHSUPPORT they're racist and funny

[Messyman16]

@tttwas I had no idea he had one

[stickmonkey23]

3:20  "Is that when the man with the sword, stabbed him like right above the gum line?"

Oh lil Jimmy...you are a GOOSE!!!!

[RunFasterPussycat]

The biggest scew up of the movie "signs" is that the crop circle they show is pathetic it looks like it was made by a 5th grade class on a field trip and its TINY!!!!

Did that Indian tech support retard ever ACTUALLY SEE A REAL CROP CIRCLE BEFORE HE MADE THAT MOVIE??

the real ones are HUGE and perfectly alligned and measured and made up of consistently rotating geometric patterns.

All he had to do was find a real one and fly over it in a helicopter with a camera what a stupid bum.......

[jhohcable]

The beauty of Jim Norton is that he's a master of common sense.

[jimfox123sse]

lol prick...but funny

[deewhyelayin]

lol i like how 'i see pale people' was the last joke on here

[illusionart]

Signs is a movie about aliens who are smart enough to travel to Eath, but can't figure out how to make a waterproof suit.

terrible.

[iSOBigD]

@illusionart Yeah they manged to travel billions of lightyears faster than the speed of light, but they didn't see that most of the freaking planet was blue! What a bunch of dumbasses.

[Okin17]

@illusionart Or smart enough to avoid a giant puddle of a planet.

[mormonjoe]

@illusionart Or kick open a basement door.

[KenFan4life]

@illusionart they also can't figure out  "NOT TO FUCK WITH MEL GIBSON"....

braveheart.

[malows1234]

@illusionart your complaining about aliens not smart enough to make waterproof suit? well how the fuck does ironman have enough feul in his suit to fly all round the world. why the hell does batman's tank made for army purposes, have a motorbike in it? i mean stop fucking complaining about stupid shit.

[illusionart]

@malows1234

i made a great joke about a shit movie

you're complaining

[malows1234]

@illusionart you want to suck my cock? right? you fuck. your a gay fagit. i hate fags on youtube

[illusionart]

@malows1234

that's it? that's all you got?

you lost the argument asshole.

[malows1234]

@illusionart i hope some black guy pounds his cock in your mom's asshole. i and then tears the very pussy that you came out off , with his hands. and then i hope your sister gets AIDS and then you have intercourse with her and have AIDS too, so that you die.

[illusionart]

@malows1234

that's a terrible jimmy impression

[malows1234]

@illusionart you know m night shyamalan is one of the greatest directors we have right now. and he is working at the highest level of his career. LOL

[illusionart]

@malows1234

so really that's why you're bitching.

not because i'm 'complaining about stupid shit', but because i'm trashing m. knight shamalamadingdong.

you're a fanboy, stop being an opinion nazi, you're not good at it.

[malows1234]

@illusionart i am joking, he is not a good director, but i would put him miles and miles above the sellouts that michael bay, nolan, roland emmerich. and blah blah blah blah.

[BlueberryHearts]

@illusionart They made our job easy didn't they? All I'd have to do is spit in their face. BAM! dead.

[GOvikings1000]

Um i wonder why these basterds watch his movies if they hate him thats weird. Anyway they have poor taste in good film making

[Drratburn]

@GOvikings1000 "poor taste in good film making". Do you know how dumb you just made yourself sound?

M. Night Shyamalan is an awful movie maker, his latest piece of shit "The Happening" totally proved that.

[OreoCookieOreo]

Change it to Mike lol. I'm dying here. I'm Indian myself but this shit is funny. Hahahaha!

[itstherevolution]

oh thats his real name...like there are no other languages in the world lol! fukin racist dicks, still apart from that jim is a funny dude.

[Flaw55]

Fuck all these guys. they could NEVEr write a movie like M. Night does. FUCK YOU YOU FAGOT Motherfuckas!

[GOvikings1000]

thank you someone finally agrees with me i like to see them write or direct a good movie im sure it would suck ass.

[b3tr4y4l]

LOL @ the Bruce campbell joke

[drivepro]

that manhattan project was a strech, but funny

[mnty0811]

marmalade night shyamalan

[ajbguy03]

Mike Night Shyamalan.......

[13expose13]

good shit. Shyamalan makes shit movies.

[Dream23fb]

this was hilarious! I never liked his damn movies.

[troglodyto]

lol wow harsh

[DeathstarGalactica]

I think Jimmy is a little hard on this guy.

[JamesOhGoodie]

Have you seen "Lady in the Water"? He's not hard enough. Fuck Shyamalan.

[Brettwbeyer14]

his little twists at the end.

[pplafritz1]

"Exactly, who like him? No one."

[Hooah1984]

OMG 1:12-1:19 I love it. Love lil Jimmy.

[mattkelly2791]

what does it mean lol. anola gay?

[Hooah1984]

Enola gay is the name of the plane that dropped the atom bomb on Hiroshima.

[chuckyko]

Seriously? You don't even know what this means? By the way, you misspelled it, moron.

[mattkelly2791]

go fuck yourself, chucky. lighten up. and blow me.

[TheLoneRanger13]

Enola Gay is the name of the plane that dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima.

[boothesquirrel]

wasnt it kind of obvious in the context

[wpaan]

when ever Roland came on air and bitched ppl out it was priceless

[andrewtheman19]

Oh my god.

Ripping into m. night shymaldouche, jim norton, opie and anthony AND a Bruce Campbell reference.....

I came. Twice.

[felineshadow0221]

when patrice starts to crack up i cant help but laugh i love this show its awesome

Opie & Anthony with jim norton and patrice o'neal are the BEST group for a radio show

[illusionart]

Signs is the dumbest movie. Aliens who have the technology to attack earth but can't make a damn waterproof suit.

[redarmyman2008]

funny how people like you are overly sensitive assholes

[tabanorama]

lol you dont know anything about opie and anthony or anyone on the show obviously, dumb fuck

[Hughezy]

Unbreakable is great though

[PapaMagnum]

Jim, you once again speak the truth. I cannot thank you enough for your blunt nature.

Yaaaa Jim Norton!!!

[nsewx]

Manhattan project was a good movie.

[Messyman16]

Jim's rant is hilarious and Patrice's laugh just makes it so much funnier

[invitationofchaos]

"your name is a prayer in the necronominicon"

classic

[TremcladClock]

I see pale people

[gnarkill87]

"...and you're calling Dell Customer Service." rofl

[Debutante24]

I love Patrice's laugh!

[SeongHyunWonTM]

M.Night should be shot for The Happening.

[ThousanWhite]

LOL "Mediocre Night Shyamalan"!

[sargepup]

Jimmy Tide 2012