RoosterTeeth.Com Member Video Contest Entries Part 1

[Lolliloll1285]

"You will fear my laser face!"

[nugget1881]

@BADASHO18 it's called "agent tex", but a on iTunes it sounds like an electric guitar instead of acoustic

[BADASHO18]

what is the song called at 2:24

[flaillomanz]

Huh, and all this time I thought it was spelled "Cue".

Thank you, internet! I'm off to write my end-of-term papers with all those lovely corrections you included.

[ukboyu99]

protect me cone

[SafieLiverpool]

That was you?!

I thought the tooth fairy was mad at me!!!!!

[waffleblog23]

Hop in the jeep put the pedal to the meta! i will tear across the canyon while im screaming like a rebel! we may not have a tank but you can take it to the bank cause im the solier with the most boulder ive got the highest RANK! BLUES YOU JUST GOT SARGED!!!

[Adam110077]

Hey Chicka Bump Bump

[TheMrsmartass13]

thats bich pants mccraby, hey!

[IROCK3556]

hey chicka honk honk

[Girfan108]

I can't believe we didn't hear "Take a screenshot!"

[gamephreak96]

I AM CABOOSE!!! THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!!!!!!!

[megashadow425]

SHE NOT DEAD!SHE IS JUST NAKED XP

[killerhead123]

PROTECT ME CONE!!!

[Mashoenima]

HOOONK HOONK.

[Texascowboy68]

"valhallajagglecallit" Lol!!!

[Texascowboy68]

" why are six pedals when there are four directions" lol!

[Texascowboy68]

"Why are there six pedals when there are 4 directions" lol!

[epsiloncaboose]

@AaaBbbCcc00 It was near the end of Season 5.

[AaaBbbCcc00]

Docs got a bigger body count than me, and that just won't do. if it wasnt for sarge killed like wait 5 people (all Wyoming) near the end of S1 i think

[hioeo]

-85? But who?...omalie? Or howevr u spl t

[tendoking48]

Lol 4:13 is by Edo Sens who sent in a bunch of AH HORSE maps.

[SHeeeP4Life]

@imangeu103 ur still wrong

They found 2 body's

Not 1

And not 5-10

[imangeu103]

@xsoniclove16 in that episode there was an entire blue team that was killed, around 5 to 10 of them. Not 1.

[xsoniclove16]

"Docs got a bigger body count than me, and that just won't do." .. They found ONE dead body at that point, and he has a bigger body count? Surely with all the years sarge has been in the army he'd have killed at least one person.

[FistFighter239]

@xsoniclove16 maybe he counts tucker at that point

[muchikun]

@xsoniclove16 <_< Grif's still alive. i think sarge is all talk.

[zorn616]

@xsoniclove16 nope, they are that bad ^^

[danerogil]

@xsoniclove16 Hey, doc watches soldier's bleed to death on the battlefield right? He's meant to easer their pain ;)

[liaaam1]

fuhking auhsomez

[billybobjimmy1]

Y r there only 4 pedals if there r 6 directions!

[possibiladoom]

I love sarges theme song

[eiro100]

I can't wait for season 9

[ArtmonkeyProductions]

1:05 It's spelled C-U-E, not Q-U-E. :)

[bitcloud13]

@ArtmonkeyProductions It's Queue, dipshit.

[ArtmonkeyProductions]

@bitcloud13

Cue = anything said or done, on or off stage, that is followed by a specific line or action: "An off-stage door slam was his cue to enter. "

Queue = a file or line, especially of people waiting their turn

[ICBM07006]

gotta love that edosens

[joericciuti]

85 people didn't give Sarge his shotgun

[hotstud678]

crazedone98 is an awsome 1 good job dude BUT IM GEOFFS BIGGEST FAN

[SKEETERKISS]

im not sayin hez not funny but caboose randomly getz retarded in season 1

[RoxastheHedghog]

Sarge:*kills someone* uve just been sarged!! I like that line

[highlordigyikk]

sarge lived a great life and now that he's dead out lives are pretty good to "zing!" best line ever

[vkiblackout]

@Torbyz @XxTheResurrectioxX both of you get a life, we get the point you to hate each other. If you to want to fight then do it in PM's instead of the fucking comment section of a fucking video. The both of you have problems and no life, so don't go saying to each other "You have no life kid mimimimimimimi." If you do that that just makes you seem more like a no life jack off. so quit fucking fighting the both of you.

[Sirvik111]

who thinks their conversation has gone on too long....

[vkiblackout]

@Sirvik111 me

[vkiblackout]

@Sirvik111 Dude that shit has been going on for a couple of days now.

[ShutUpMomImOnMSN]

Thumbs up if your the 103980th viewer!

[xRUSSIANMEx]

3:20 replay



[hobes9]

this made me want to go to the roosterteeth website

[LumiFireVlogs]

@hobes9 Then go!

[retsnom92]

YOU JUST GOT SARGED!

[YoBeboSangre]

i miss doughnut!!!

[LumiFireVlogs]

@YoBeboSangre Donut is alive...

[Mooman051]

They'd should have put the Bluetard! Moment in

[ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO]

@TheRandomManVideos FUCK YES

[chargerfighter1]

@TheRandomManVideos

Carrying the skull in Oddball: Protect me cone!

[captainjjb84]

Why are there 6 pedals if there are only 4 directions!

[ItachiEMS1]

I -3 CABOOSE

[PegasuZProductions]

Rest in peace, Scumbag

[AnotherFallen1]

Food nap time is me favorite time too. :D

[mylifexxuncut]

Dear Red Vs. Blue, Thank you for existing. Love, The Internet.

[DolbyD1G1TAL]

NOTE: Xbox 360 is no longer a game-console

NOT MY WORDS, your belovin CEO told you!

HIS WORDS:Xbox is a family entertainment centre. It’s a place to socialise. It’s a place to watch TV. We have Hulu coming. It’s the only system where you are the controller. Your voice, your gestures, your body.

[Torbyz]

ⓤⓞⓨ ⓞⓣ ⓢⓛⓛⓐⓑ ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʇsoן ʇsnɾ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ˙˙˙˙˙˙˙uɹǝɔuoɔ ʎɯ ʇı ɯoɥʍ oʇ

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@Torbyz how did you right upside down?

[Torbyz]

@XxTheResurrectionxX just turn your keyboard up side down ;) ƃuIǝɯɐƃ :D

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@Torbyz what do you mean turn it upside down?

[Torbyz]

@XxTheResurrectionxX yees

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@Torbyz idk what yes means but i figured out that there is a website. you cant turn your keyboard upside down ssɐqɯnp

[Torbyz]

@XxTheResurrectionxX oh really? fucking idiot

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@Torbyz your mom was very good last night. nice and gentle bitch.

[Torbyz]

@XxTheResurrectionxX no... shes dead, fucking a jar of ashes? ehe thats creepy.. oh yea could you slap your mom in the face next time you see her? after i fucked her it burns when i pee.

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@Torbyz sure ill do that.

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@Torbyz she mustve been a real bitch huh. who knew a mom like yours could be so fucking retarded. no wonder your still a virgin...

[Torbyz]

@XxTheResurrectionxX lol did your ugly ass mommy smoke crack when she was pregnant? you are borderline retarded.. just kill your self kid, nobody likes you :)

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@Torbyz have you seen your coments? everyone hates you mofo.go back to the crack pot from where you came. you would know my mom has an ugly ass perve (not really at all. shes skinny unlike that fat ass bitch sittin on your sofa). unllike my mom, she doesnt smoke. your mom. heroin addict. me. not borderline retarded. you. a fat ass, mofo, mom sucking, crack baby.

[Torbyz]

@XxTheResurrectionxX wow... hahah your just pisses of because your alcoholic dad and your crack head mom dont like you no more, haha your pathetic kid, now go kill your self :)

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@Torbyz i see your depression is as bad as your fat ass mom and dad. you want to commint scuicide. me. not pissed off. your "mom and dad" pissed off at you for masterbaiting all that time. get a life bitch. no one stays in thir room all day master baiting like you and your dad. get a girl. get a life. try to get your alcoholic bitches a life. that includes you dumbass. chill out. fix your depression. maybe that way, everyone will stop ignoring you bitch. you arew pissed off at evrything i see.

[Torbyz]

@XxTheResurrectionxX whatever you have some problems kid, now fuck off and die :) ok? good.

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@Torbyz there it is. the suicidal depression of yours. you know what kid, you got problems. now fuck off and die. what? umad? umad? umad? umad? umad? thought so bitch. fuck off and die.

[Torbyz]

@XxTheResurrectionxX hahah get that sand out of your vagina kid and calm down, fucking looser.

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@Torbyz i can tell your mom is in town. guess she just came from the beach. dont forget. everytime you and your "family"pee, you have to clean your vagina. get it.got it. go fuck yourself some more. your bothering everyone with your pervness. bai perve. :)

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@Torbyz yes you are.

[iruleyo]

@Torbyz U know after trashing somebody's mom and callin her all that shit, to then say u nailed her, just makes u gross man. Just sayin.

[Torbyz]

@iruleyo whatever kid

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@Torbyz hes an assclown isnt he?

[SUPERFLYPLAYA24]

@Torbyz DAMN YYYOOOUUU!!!

[Torbyz]

@SUPERFLYPLAYA24 :D

[Darron326]

PROTECT ME CONE!!!!!!!

[Spart3nstudios]

i say that Reds Rules and blues suck

[YoshiIkagawa]

Damn, Deegh's was freaking awesome.

[JohnTheNinja1]

totsaly naming my pet bitch-pants mccrabby

[Xankar1]

@JesusPaid4You god is the way to stupidity

[5577slayer5577]

yeah seriously RvB voices in Reach FTW!!!!!

[coryray14]

Thats Bitch Pants Mccrabby. -HEY!

[yankeescf04]

Wy arr so meny wurdz spelled rong in this viddeeoh?

[Sk0xyer]

@yankeescf04

should i say it's misspelled on purpose?

(probably not... your going to say you knew when you didn't.)

or did you mis-aim the throw to the backspace button because there was a wall in your way?

[DaDude9211]

Crazedone198 had the best of this set I think.

[justifiedgold]

That first one is real good. Likey like.

[Quintuplin12]

@lordexin ...

the fuck?

[WillaDie]

@lordexin BOOOO!!!!!

[TehACchannel]

like 6 of these were made in imovie

[music4ever4me1]

why are there six petals if theres only four directions

[Gnarkilltacular]

best vid in a long time

[SheNoob087]

Hehe I love Griff :P

[NOWAYOUT688]

Shotgun to the face solve every thing for exp. your girl is giving an other dude a BJ you can take im both out at the same time.

[SheNoob087]

@NOWAYOUT688 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooool

[killatubby]

now im going to reach and scream this shit at the top of my lung on live

[wtbmusic]

ＨＩ　ＭＯＭ

[IxRI0TxxxMAK3RxI]

@HershyGaming i did it and im still holding my breath!

[boomerman690]

great word tank man

[GXDemonSouls5]

Is this like a tribute if RvB in the past?

[Rascythe]

rvb ftw!

[hiiamlogan]

wtf is this

[NERFNL1]

when is there coming a new episode of red vs blue??????

[rozar142]

@NERFNL1 just go to their sight....

[MachinimaJay]

@NERFNL1 Might have been told already but season 9 is being scripted now :)

[AgentZombieMan]

@MachinimaJay they need to put it up ASAP... please.

[JTeam95]

@NERFNL1

i don't think there will be another episode......?

[Goggalor3579]

@NERFNL1 Red vs blue usually starts around summer time

[Xankar1]

@NERFNL1 there isnt most likely, theres nowhere else for the series to go without ruining that ending

[LumiFireVlogs]

@Xankar1 They are making more RvB but it's going to be a different story line, they are finished with the church/Tex story line so that was the perfect ending to them, but there are going to be more and they are going to be even more awesome :D

[scottster246]

@NERFNL1 i think they said that the new series would be in march sometime

[EDEDDEDDY9]

@NERFNL1 *continuing where machinamajay left off* And its gonna be released in the summer i think

[Dominodude55]

@NERFNL1 there aren't any new ones coming out, Revelation ended the series

[pandaboy73]

@Dominodude55 Actually, they announced season nine a while ago, as I type this it's being written. Revelation was the end of Church and Tex's stories, not the whole story itself. Dunno what it's going to happen or who it's going to focus on, but we all know it's going to be epic.

[Dominodude55]

@pandaboy73 really? interesting, I'll have to look into that, thanks

[Leafbeliever12]

PROTECT ME CONE! 

[Johnnysturgis]

1:05 should be spelt "cue" not "que"...

[thewoveren]

then go to videos, season 8 episode 10 is the coolest badass video ever!!!

[general7654]

@theman3938 new season derp

[thewoveren]

red vs blue.com

[thewoveren]

go to 

[TPepeProductions]

someone needs to do one on the switch episode (where churches legs arnt working)

[cheesypoohalo]

Member video contest? I don't get it... What are they submitting and why???

[c4ll0fdutyk1d]

"its not my fault, someone put a wall in my way"

best excuse ever

[YouJussGotCurbed]

wow stacking words on existing audio so original and cool " sarcasm "

[TPepeProductions]

@YouJussGotCurbed its called a typography

[Vicious713]

Your all dumb.

[Henri400]

THIS VIDEO MADE ME A MAN

[EvilShrinkyDink]

@Henri400 You fail at failing.

[Henri400]

@EvilShrinkyDink indeed

[legoackbar]

ＴＨＩＳ　CＯＭＭＥＮＴ　ＭＡＤＥ me piss my pants

[mexx2602]

I like the music :)

[ghygre]

ＴＨＩＳ　CＯＭＭＥＮＴ　ＭＡＤＥ　YＯU　Ａ CＯＭＭＡＮＤＥR :o

[raziel6601]

what is the song at 2:30?

[piggy14324]

2:36-2:44 is still the best epic line I've heard from them IMO =))

[xXJack214Xx]

@piggy14324 no dude best line is from 2:45 to 2:52 :p

[ROFLCOPTER0723]

ＴＨＩＳ　CＯＭＭＥＮＴ　ＭＡＤＥ　YＯU SHUT THE FUCK UP

[AceMasterDX]

Im gonna watch the series all over again! :)

[lactosefree1]

i like the one at 3:45.

[rdeEKINS]

Sarged again :/

[wapaha]

The only one that sucked was classiccrckr's. All others had great editing.

[Reaprar]

Most of these are bad, very bad.

[Frankfurter4444]

Church819's is my favorite.

[blokeriii]

EDO SENS the best one so far, a bit monotone but the greatest typography of all

[MrNibblatistis]

ＴＨＩＳ　ＶＩＤＥＯ　ＭＡＤＥ　ＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＮ 

[cristian4334]

WTF is this?

[LittleYellowBusKid]

"Shut up Grif, and get in the hole!"

"Bow Chicka Wow Wow!"

[GrizzlerBorno]

2:24 CrazeDone198's one is the best Imo. The fight music theme really goes well with the clip.

This video won me the game!!!