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  • the apes are raising

  • I want more!!

  • No arms? But steal cool

  • COOL!

  • i came here expecting monkey kung fu

    i ended up laughing at a kung fu monkey

  • that is so cool!

  • why cant you just show the video?

    the actuall video is just 30secs long^^

  • ahhhhh a new Planet of the Apes movie in the making.....lol

  • 20 second intro for a 55 second video.

  • the comment below! written by Dmac5880

    note: I REFUSE TO USE MY REAL NAME SO I HAVE USED MY YOUTUBE NAME(Dmac5880)

  • i wanna see the movie, i can see it now....... CHIMP LEE in "BANANA HOUR"..... IN A WORLD WHERE GOOD VS. BAD, ITS UP TO A MONKEY, WHO USED TO BE AN ATTRACTION AT THE LOCAL ZOO, TO RETURN THE BANANA CROWN TO THE BANANA KING. CHIMP LEE MUST FIGHT EVEN BABOONLONIANS AND REGAIN WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY HIS. HE TRAVELS ACROSS THE WORLD, AND EVEN TO THE CAVE OF THE BANANA MAN, WHO IS THE WATCHER OVER ALL BANANA, TO SEEK HIS ADVICE ON HOW TO RETURN THE BANANA CROWN!

    copyright: may 7, 2011 written by: Dm

  • who would dare take his banana

  • bad ass

  • @MrPublicIndecency and that would be a chimpanzee, not a "monkey". The title is 100% incorrect.

  • This is a common chimpanzee, not a damned monkey. Are people seriously this ignorant?!

  • AWESOME

  • Awesome.Striaght up.Word.

  • oh my gosh I can't even do that

  • Your doing it wrong! It should be a GORILLA!

  • @TheFinlandnator lol dude if a Gorilla went ape $hit on u it would throw u clear across the room with one arm lol ... that would be great tho porbably have to cut the fangs but that would cool

  • are you fucking serious, wow that was amazing

  • has anybody done a CHIMP Norris joke?

  • Pre evolved Chuck norris.

  • do want one of these

  • w00t!!!

    

  • this chimp beat Steven Segal

  • oh mdr , c'est délire un singe ^.^

  • FUCKING AMAZING

  • Id just had a vision of him beating a bunch of people then jumping on someone grabbing there arms and ripping them off.

  • omfg... this chimp could kick the shet out of me :(

  • Pause 44, looks like the waist is human..?

  • wow , i thought Roches were bad but damn .. thats a bad ass monkey .. lol

  • I would like to see this chimp fight a wild chimp. The wild chimp have power but this guy know kung fu. Must be very interesting.

  • i saw this on tv today :-S

  • WUT! Is this real?? It looks real but I can hardly imagine..

  • awesome

  • Monkey is 10x better than 9/10 HUMANS that post videos on Youtube lol

  • KARATE CHIMP

  • that monkey might be small, but if he really got whizzed off, he'd beat the eff out of ANY human that tried to step to him! monkey's are pure muscle!

  • THATS AWESOOOME!!!!!

  • kk vet

  • hilarious, i love chimps...

  • como se llama la segunda cancion

  • @58249404 ojo del tigre (eye of the tiger)

  • how cool is that!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL awesome!

  • See everyone? Buy a chimp, teach it kung fu, MAKE AN ARMY!!!

  • @TheGrimkeeper90

    yea.....

  • @TheGrimkeeper90 then they take over the world :)

  • @TheGrimkeeper90 hmm a personal chimp army... sounds like a plan!

  • holy shit those are some sweet kicks

  • cool chimp!!

  • Don't get on his bad side he'll go bananas ahahahahahahaha I'm tired lol

  • OMGSH MONKEY SO PROOOO !!! :O Beta dan humans :P I'm sure dey trained dis monkey rite ?

  • Holy crap they trained him how to type like a retard aswell thats amazing.

  • better than Rain :D

  • monkey as a future merchenary armies... hmm

  • @liquidfreedom88 in 2003 morocco tryed to train 3000 chimps and arm them with spearguns..... the chimps ended up running away and shooting other chimps and there trainers..... the project was abandoned and the chimps wer instead trained to set off landmines and IEDS

  • lol, thats chimps for you. but who knows they eventually developing selfconsciousness

  • chimps got the power of 14 athletic mens :O that kick in the belly must hurt

  • @irkekler123 4 athletic, 7 normal, 14 mcdonald costumers XD 14 athletic it's a bit too much for a chimpanzee, maybe a very very big gorilla.

  • oh soz my mistake then :P 10 to much but a chimp will pwn us

  • If Bruce lee was a life now, he said : he would be perfect in "kung fu"

  • he would kik my ass

  • this is useless...that chimp is much better off learning to do a special monkey nipple twister

  • OH MY SHIT!

  • That chimp aint no chump!!!!!!!!!

  • Stephen Colbert should do and indepth story regarding the threat that teaching apes Karate represents..

  • NICE. if monkeys can kick ass so can girls right?

  • Its an ape.

  • what happens if he dont get a banana? did he come to you after being raped by michael? was he bush is next plan for freedom Iraq? does the teacher become the student? is this monkey for sale?

  • You should train this monkey to kick you in the balls and then repost the video.

  • you fail in two ways...

  • Self Defense??? Its not like you are going to get near a Monkey and steal his Wallet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LOL...........

  • id want that at my house....get a sign saying beware of the kung fu fighting monkey... haha so cool

  • WOw..he is awesome...

  • I want this monkey right now !!!!!!!!!

  • dam so cool!!!

  • That was pretty cool.

  • u know monkeys are suprisingly strong. i bet that monkey can really kick some ass

  • best monkey ever 0_0

  • nice work!!! awesome

  • OMG cool i want one that kind of KUNG FU MONKEY!!!!!!!!!1

  • KUNG-FU MONKEY!!! YOU RULE!!!

  • rofl ... I want one of those!

  • omg w.t.hey

  • XD!

  • NWO ??? Can I Kick IT ??? YES - U- CAN...

  • lol thats the coolest fucking thing ive ever seen

  • chimps arent monkeys

  • now this was just amazing, the chimp is very well trained and he seems happy. that just makes this video even more cool. thanks for the vid.

  • YAAAY lool

  • Coooooolio!!

  • great

  • awesome

  • wow thats awesome

  • hahaha....cute!

  • thats awsome

  • lol that wouldve been so cool if i watched this a few weeks ago, before i heard about the monkey randomly attacking that old lady.

  • lol thats awesome!!!!!!!

  • they dont wear belts in kung fu, that's karate or taekwondo

  • its still funny though

  • i hawe seen the real mowie many times but this one is much better if you want to see the original go for "kung fu monkey" thats the original but this better

  • awsome!

  • very cool

  • AleZita MaRtinEZ eli... Wh xD chidongo

  • its jean chimp van damme

  • What Kung fu That Chop Choop

  • thatS tight!!!!

  • I remember this vid,its still good.I wouldnt f**k with that chimp.

  • lmao! 5 STARS!

  • that was cool

  • Way to go! lOL

  • i hear hes fighting fedor soon

  • lol

  • @wlxfu haha

  • Hahahaaa wow wayyy kewl

  • i want that monkey to be my house gaurd slash luv buddies...forever

  • this is cool but cant chimps rip your arms of anyway without needing to know kung fu?

  • i suppose so lol

  • wow!

  • Is this real?

  • yeh course

  • wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • lol thats awsome rofl

  • thats the best monkey

  • lol

  • thats awsome

  • that was funny

  • :DD

  • junior monkey si es crazy

  • :]]

  • that the best monkey in the world

  • Are you sure you want to teach him to "whip our butts"??? He did quite well....

  • lol

  • wow there shood be a movie called "KUNG FU MONKEY"

  • chris*

  • chrsi subscribe to rob (whytebor)

  • lmaop still lafin now!

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