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  • ASSHOLE I CHOOSE YOU!! xD nice name for a pokemon xD

  • He should have named zapdos vagina.  Vagina used discharge XD

  • 2:45 "Asshole, comeback! Go Vagisil!" xD

  • I didn't know you play pokemon thought you only played COD.

  • 1:35 Look at Gliscor's health.... >.<

  • @Need4MarioBros2 what about it?

  • @thenucularmelons2 it was just a stupid 69 joke

  • you should use scarfed darkrai

  • wack da

  • nice game

  • lmfao waffle fled

  • whats the EV spread on the haryama

  • hai, i have a stupid question. Why do you use a toxic orb instead of a flame orb by hariyama ?

    Flame orb lets you live for a longer time and hariyama doesn't get influenced by attack reduce.

  • "Im just gunna be safe and go into asshole."

  • @laxis12 lmfao!

  • hairy mama thats just epic man hahaha nice vids btw :)

  • Blissey has 255 hp basestat which enables her enourmous amounth of hp (I saw that someone asked...)

  • way too many pink shinies i swear

  • pointed stones dug into asshole, 2:30.

  • How does a BLissey have 713 Hp?!

  • @andy4lakers ev trained to max hp

  • l0l "rocks dug into asshole"

  • why is electevire holding two  dildos??

  • @RMEO1 those are on his back dummy

  • @RMEO1 blametruth: cause it deh cool thing to do :F

  • @RMEO1 You know >.<

  • @RMEO1 I know, it's pretty weird and it IS male...

  • Waffle:) why would you run away??? If I were u I would just do the best I can. I wouldn't care if I lost. Sour loser

  • @beyblademaster389 He's not being a sore* loser. If there is no more hope to win you save both of the player's time. Besides the winner still get's a win. You silly goose.

  • Jeez, watching your videos is making me excited about getting the Pokemon White DSi. ._.

  • how do you teach Blissey wish I can't find it anywhere when leveling up or move tutor

  • I actually like pokemon crystal better than soul silver even though soul silver is ten years older and a remake of crystal it just seemed less fun that being said online battles are the best.

  • is this pearlv ersion?

  • I know everyone hates on Pokemon but there is so much strategy behind competitive battling it is amazing.

  • dude whats up with the names?

    Lol

  • I think that anybody who uses blissey is a pussy

  • hey guys im willing to trade a timid max iv ev trained alakazam for a blissey with seismic toss max hp iv and a bold nature. it doesnt hav to be ev trained

  • @kwbittersweet Plenty of people play pokemon at the age of 20, learn what you're talking about, idiot.

  • @kwbittersweet lmao you stupid dude

  • what does scarfed mean??

  • @mangekeyosharingan holding an item called choice scarf which adds 50% to speed but makes it so that u cannot change moves until you switch out

  • @mangekeyosharingan they have a choice scarf on, raising their speed 50%, however, rendering them only capable of doing a single move

  • @mangekeyosharingan its an item that you hold that ups your speed but means you can only do one move :)

  • omg theres strategy to this game?

  • keep putting up pokemon vids!

  • whats being scarfed infact?

  • @1020dr It increases speed by 50% but it only allows one move to be used.

  • they should release a patch 4 Hairy Mama its over powerer... jk

  • Asshole had 713 hp, damn

  • Heres my friend code name: silver code: 1205 8144 0144

  • what does scarf mean

  • What's the Nature, IVs, and EVs for your Hairy Mama

  • Whats scarf mean??

  • @7upbag choice scarf > doubles the pokemon base speed stats, but in return you can only use one single move.

  • @aqtPinoy your comment makes no sense lol.

  • @canalninja -.- Fine how about; Boosts Speed by 50%, but only allows use of the first move selected.

  • @aqtPinoy good job.

  • why would you scarf a starmie ?

  • pretty kickass. didnt know pokemon went competitive like that :o

  • asshole got paralyzed by discharge...

  • what is the difference about male and female pokemons? i know its a dumb question but plz if someone could answer i would appreciate

  • @brinco99 some attacks affect pokemon of the opposite gender, also you need a male and a female in the daycare to get a new pokemon

  • WTF MACHINIMA HAS POKEMON !?!?!?!?!??!

    OMG I DIDNT EVEN IMAGINED THIS, i play pokemon too, but,  WTF?!

  • Hairy mama ROFL

  • hairy mama LOL

  • 3:11 pointed stones dug into asshole

  • how do u do wifi battles

  • Can we please get some videos of you against other pokemon youtubers, maybe Xerxes, NBZ, or Xenon would be some great battles.

  • Did I just see that Blissey had 700 or so HP?

  • DA FUCK?! XD

  • great vid

  • do you save your pokemon or raise them?

  • good stuff

    

  • hey can i face anyone?

  • Hey man, I dig the battle. I use a Hariyama at times too.

  • BlameTruth, how did you get your blissey to learn siesmic toss? I've checked and it can't learn it through breeding. Is it move tutored?

  • @M4Holywood You can teach it seismic toss in sapphire, ruby or emerald through a move tutor, then you simply transfer it

  • @M4Holywood it can learn it through a tutor in 3rd gen so u can teach it siesmic toss and then migrate it up into 4th or 5th

  • whats the ev spread for hariyama

  • I am a big fan of your youtube pages. I really like watching the call of duty gameplay , But I would like to have a pokemon match against u. I would like u to bring your A game cause I am not new to the pokemon games. I would like u to also use the strongest team u could create. Just hit me up if u are interested

  • Woot

  • THIS VIDEO MAKES MY GF'S NIPPLES HARD! RUB THEM FOR HER BT! GIVE HER ONE OF THOSE ICE PUNCHES! JUST LET ME WATCH THIS TIME!

  • THIS MAKES MY DICK HARD

  • How Did You Record ?

  • you can flee from a Wi-Fi battle?? lol

  • I love how he fled :)

  • Hey BT I just wanted to know how you record DS gameplay.  Emulator or some other way?

  • BT next time opploat to the Pokemon MoshPit

  • he should do wi-fi battles live if he can..

  • scarf??

  • lol his name are the best, titsorGTFO, LOL

  • noʎ ǝʌoן ı˙˙˙ ǝɹoɔpɹɐɥ os ʞɔoɹ noʎ ǝpnp

  • didnt it hurt when his thunderbolt was hitting your asshole?

  • I love the names.

  • I like dogs

  • asshole protected itself lol

  • do you have any games where you lose? i would want to see one

  • Cool vid. Do you create your Pokemon with a hacking device or do everything legit?

  • Asshole protected itself. Too easy

  • Love the Pokemon vids BT keep it up xD

  • from the creators of lagy youtube vids comes lagy adds no you get to wait to see shit you don't even want to :D how cool!

  • You should keep making these, they're awesome.

  • Your names are hilarious.

  • butt tood

  • god your good, there is a whole new level of strategey once you get up there.

  • @rousseau1films actually he's pretty mid-tier in predictions and thought, but with his practice his narrations really make up for any faults he has.

  • gets paralyzed from discharge..

    how close have you been getting to your girlfriend?

  • its funny how hes like 20

  • Zapdos "discharged" onto Asshole, paralyzing her.

  • Asshole protected itself!

  • should of put a flame orb on the hariyama >.>

  • skarm/bliss >.> 

  • @zofa23 I know, its like he cant think of any other walls to use.

  • 1:38 69 damage ;)

  • @ThePopDickParodies

    Hey, asshole, you don't have to watch the videos if you don't want to. Now stop trolling videos and get off of YouTube please. :)

  • @ThePopDickParodies this man is the definition of "troll"

  • chekout my lyricalslideshow!!!

  • dont stop pokemon!

  • Go! Asshole! Pointed stones dug into Asshole! xD

  • Pokemon vids are more interesting than COD 1s... but that is just my opinion

  • Ur a little old??? for this

  • @Lucky7ClanCG Pokemon is probably the most strategic video game there is short of a Chess simulator.  Just because there's no guns or blood doesn't make it childish.

  • keep playin pokemon its an awesome game and i love you commentaries of it

  • i would use toyata technology to wipe my ass because im watching this video on my phone in the shitter but ran out of toilet paper.. FUUU

  • Obvious Sucker Punch is Obvious.

  • nyeheheheheh...........dischar­ge

  • @jcsegura7

    penis joeks LULZ

  • do you mod em to get lv 100?

  • @mousy182222 -_- It automatically goes to level 100. Also, he probably Pokesav's. ;)

  • why does honchcrow or w.e look like a pimp?

  • Pokemon with live commentary would be awesome! Right guys...?

  • Asshole's wish comes true

  • Upload more POKEMANZ gameplay!

  • bliss/skarm is gay

    just saying.

    good battle though

  • nice name for ur pokemon lol, i didnt know a pokemon was a asshole lmfao

  • I saved a buttload by using chegg.com :D

  • *battle music* a wild ass apeared

    go toilet paper

    the wild ass used lick it

    its super affective

    *beeps* toilet paper used swipe

    *win tone* wild ass fainted

  • How come you used toxic orb with your hariyama rather than flame orb? Since guts negates the burn attack drop.

  • @mikey2357 Let's compare the two. Turn 1 for Toxic 6%; Turn 1 for Burn 12%; Turn 2 for Toxic 6 + 12 = 18%; Turn 2 for Burn12 + 12 = 24%; Turn 3 for Toxic 18 + 18 = 36%; Turn 3 for Burn 24 + 12 = 36%.

    It takes Toxic 3 turns to do more damage than Burn. So for something slow and that should be switching out a lot due to Fake Out like Hariyama, Toxic is pretty much the better choice. You have more staying power with Burn, but you'll usually die by that point if you stay in that long anyway.

  • how do u level up pokemon fast? i know u can change the level during wifi battles but how do u level them up to high levels easily in the normal game?

  • @JohnnyLucian pokesav

  • "I get paralyzed by that discharge"

    LOL

  • asshole used protect, good choice

  • Make more!!!

  • And people wonder why Bliss is a bitch. XD

  • finally, someone on youtube how does both pokemon and CoD :D

  • please do more pokemon videos

  • Cant wait for Black/White

  • how do they get to lvl 100 they dont do it legit do they

  • @HoqeIess nope. google pokesav.

    

  • Pikachu!

  • your tactics are pretty sweet :) you should definately upload some more and elaborate on your tactics, good job dude!

  • why dont you upploat to the pokemonMoshPit?

  • more poke vids

  • love the pokemon videos

  • Is this ds or emulator? If ds how does he record the ds screen

  • miss these alot bt, please keep them coming, black ops is so saturated already

  • I am commenting and liking this video because MOAR!

  • wtf is scarfed?

  • @ReachWatch A pokemon with Choice Scarf, the pokemon's speed is boosted by 50%, but it may not change moves until it switches out.

  • @TTridata so its a hold item? and after you select a move to use it has to use that attack every turn until its switched out for another poke'mon... or faints?

  • @ReachWatch Yes, it is a hold item, and yes the pokemon get stacked with the same move until it is switched out or it faints. But this item is really useful because you can outspeed pokemons that naturally are faster than yours. There are others "Choice items": Choice Band (boost the attack), and Choice Specs (boost the sp.attack). Sorry for my english.

  • @ReachWatch The choice scarf that makes it so when you use the same move, your speed increases but you can only use that move

  • @JaysGOP Yeah but there's nerds who use big words on that website and I have no idea what they're talking about!

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

  • yay new pokemon :3

  • moar pokemon

  • Wings liked this :)

    

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

  • when it said psn next to hairy mama i thought that menat like is PSN/ PLAY STATION NETWORK LOL