Oh come on, do some justice to this fucktard, i mean man, after all he is still a man of god,i mean fucktard man of god, he still commands the holy stuffs.
The least u could have done was put in some bible bullshits into the song to honor both the fucktard and his master the holy shit, i mean the holy fucktard father, sorry i mean holy father.
@eddygoombah Congrats on the 6th year anniversary! Didn't know of you till TheLivingDinosaur revamped an old song of yours! I am already enjoying it to no end! :D
@VOLKEROON I don't know if god exists, whatever that is. I have never stated otherwise. Atheism deals with belief, niot knowledge. That's Gnosticism. However, I definitely believe your god is highly improbable
@eddygoombah Theism is the belief of multiple Gods, Atheism is the belief of no Gods. Gnosticism is a heretic movement in the 2-century of the Christian church because their practiced involve esoteric (Intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialized knowledge or interest) knowledge. Hins the word 'Gnosis'.
@VOLKEROON no it isnt. there are plenty of papers written on the method of radiometric dating. If you think you can refute it, other than just saying its wrong, find one of these, read it and come up with an argument thats specific, with the maths and observation to support it.
Satan's got his filthy claws in the poor souls. Where's the love gone? People are so full of their own intellect that it makes them STUPID and un-informed!! They are so full of empty-ness and love-less that they don't recognise love when they see it.But God said in His word, He will handpicked His sheep. Not all objecst are for Him. We will pray to GOD to forgive you because you DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
@NetEenWaarheid " We will pray to GOD to forgive you because you DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING."
Says the guy who was trying to defend a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and a convicted tax felon. Way to go brow. Go ahead... pray for us... We'll think for you.
@eddygoombah Thanks for the thought, but you can expect more from my prayers. If it's God's will. Kent is a sinful human being. So am I ... and you. Can you really through stones my friend? The tree is known by his fruit... what's yours like or anybody else on this post that claim they are in a position to throw stones? O generation of vipers, how can you, being evil, speak good things? For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
@NetEenWaarheid Just think... Those who go against the world will ALWAYS be persecuted... Look at the apostle Paul. I'm thinking the same thing about these comments but then I remember all the lives Dr. Kent has reached (mine included) and i smile.
You missed the earlier comments where I specifically noted I was Agnostic. I also doubt the miracles of Jesus, but that does not mean I doubt reality. And the reality is Jesus lived over 2,000 years ago, taught philosophy, and was crucified under Pontius Pilate. Your comparisons to a Historical figure with Osiris, Sasquatch, Spiderman, or Bigfoot is deplorable and idiotic. David J. MacLeod debunked the Osiris resurrection connection which differs significantly from the Gospel's account. Bye
Evolutionists can't think for themselves, they only care about credentials not logic. And so they approach the question with a presumptive bias. Evolution is just a religion. None of their claims are observed in nature.
@marigolds44 "Hovind has been serving a ten-year prison sentence after being convicted of 58 federal counts, including 12 tax offenses, one count of obstructing federal agents, and 45 counts of structuring cash transactions"
You want to believe Hovind go ahead, but I highly suspect God has something entirely different planned for him unless he does some serious repenting.
Uhm, youre a god damned idiot. Im a geologist, and if you dont think theres any evidence for evolution than you are blind god damn retard who needs to have a fossil shoved down your ignorant throat.
@marigolds44 And so they approach the question with a presumptive bias. Evolution is just a religion. None of their claims are observed in nature.
Yea sure, since you approach this question without any bias, oh the irony ^^ Get an education, of course evolution claims are observed in nature, like speciation, mutations, survival of the fittest etc. Its pathetic how you creationists desperatly try to use the evolution arguments to save your fairytale.
@oonparasmies Yup, all that empirical data collected over the past 150 yrs, with all of the predicted theories supported, and branches of science tied together,you're right.. the theory of evolution through natural selection has no proof... congrats, you just made @shitcreationistssay on twitter
@eddygoombah then what proof does it have? most so called proofs i see in science books are either lies fake or just stupid you are just too stupid to understand
@eddygoombah You can attack people's beliefs (the Earth being 6,000 and evolution is a lie). Fine, I agree with you.
Your attack on the Bible, however, is uncalled for. The Bible is historically accurate. While you may not believe that God talked to people or Moses parted the Sea, and that Jesus caused Lazarus to rise from the dead (the last two are probable as Discover and the History Channel points out). The People, places, and wisdom are real.
@umkemesic I'm sure Mein Kumpf is historically correct, using real people and places too. But that doesn't make it any less worthy of disdain. Any book that supports slavery, scientific illiteracy, mistreatment of women, threats of eternal torment, etc., is worthy of the same disdain.
@eddygoombah Your comparision of the Bible to MK is disturbing and removes any credibility you have in producing a rational argument. Your broad assertions are meritless; "slavery" in biblical times (actually indentured servitude - other Isrealites were slaves) was common, and are common now. The problem is the uneducated comparing US slavery to biblical history. There were times were the Bible mentioned barbaric acts, not condoning them, but as a historical reference.
@umkemesic the only comparison I was making was that simply because something is historically accurate doesn't make it worthy of worshiping. way to blow it all out of proportion. Regardless, I guess I can't expect much from someone willing to be an apologist for a book that condones, nay suggest proper ways to OWN PEOPLE. For an all knowing, perfect, all powerful, omnibenevolent creator of all things, the guy's morality is fucked. but, hey. You're the one who believes in him. Have fun with that
The Bible is as historically accurate as Spiderman. It takes place in real places that existed in the past but the characters in it are just as made up as any comic book hero. True story. If you believe programs on the History Channel than you arent very intelligent. These shows come from the same station that shows stupid shit like Finding Bigfoot. Just because shit is shown on the TV doesnt mean its real. In fact, most the shit on the TV is very inaccurate.
@TheHolyMongolEmpire Did you finish High School yet idiot? You are living proof as to why our educational system is in tatters. Moses was a real person. Jesus was a real person. Daniel was a real person. Solomon was a real person. Most confirmed from sources outsid the Bible. While Job, Jonah, and maybe Adam were probably allegorical. The History Channel stated probable events for the Plauges and the receeding of the Reed Sea which happens today.
No, I didnt finish high school, thats how I got a masters in geology. Moses was real, Jesus was real? Fucking prove it asshole. Oh wait, you cant, because theres no evidence at all. Funny you are calling me stupid when you believe in shit you cant see and were only brainwashed from birth to believe in it. You my friend, are the stupid one.
@TheHolyMongolEmpire I srsly doubt a fuck like you has a masters in geology from anywhere other than Phoenix online (Pics or it didn't happen) or else you would have been aware of (1) Jopheus, Tacitus, Suetonius and (2) the steps of Pompeii which lists Pontius Pilate as Govenor. (3) The Tomb of Jesus' Brother, James. Egyptions rarley recorded their defets but see the Stella of Hyskos Expulsion. Jesus Denial ranks just below Holocaust Denial, you pretntious douchebag.
Yeah, actually I do and work for Halliburton out in the Gulf of Mexico. Jesus denial is pretty common idiot, its why there are atheists. Did you know that some Europeans countries are a majority atheist? So, you are trying to tell me that there are millions upon millions upon millions who deny the Holocaust yet hardly anyone denies the existence of a magical man that possibly lived 2000 years ago? Oh and yeah, Pontius Pilot never existed, that was from a 1935 movie, sheesh.
@TheHolyMongolEmpire Many Atheists believe that Jesus, the person, existed (Bill Maher) as a philosopher. Those who deny it are no better than the Creationist denying Evolution/Flat Earthers. Those Bigots never challenge the the Desciples, Buddah, Muhammed, Joseph Smith, or Socrates existed. Thus, Jesus Denial = Bigoted Moron. While you can question whether Jesus performed miracles, as do I (Agnostic), your denial he even existed is proof your "education" is worthless.
@OriginalSin42K Fucktard, the Book of Moses (Torah, Pentatuch) was written thousands of years before Jesus lived. The Gospels (I'm assuming that is what your illiterate ass is talking about) was written 45-100 A.D. This is because the Gospels do not mention the destruction of the temple some 60 years after the death of Jesus which would have been definately commented on if the Gospels were written BEFORE 65 AD. The oldest COPY is second century.
@umkemesic Thus, to argue that because only the Copy that remains is 2nd Century and therefore the Bible is inaccurate, is to expose the fundemental misunderstanding of the flat-earth Atheist Bigot. For, if that notion made any sense, then we could also say that Socrates and the Greek Philosophers never existed because we only have COPIES of their works preserved by Muslims. Bigotry = why you pick on the Bible while not applying your irrational thinking to other historic works.
@OriginalSin42K@OriginalSin42K In 2,000 years I doubt there will be a RECORD of you existing at this time. In modern times it is difficult to find the first copy of anything Historical (Old Texts, Baseball Cards, Newspapers - and those were mass produced). It is impressive we have surviving manuscripts of the Bible. Do a little bit of thinking before you spew your fallacious arguments. You are not talking to a Sunday-School Christian, I suggest you quit while you are behind.
@umkemesic stop talking shite, I highly doubt that there will be a single record of me in 200 years but and this bit is the key point, I DO NOT CLAIM TO WALK ON WATER OR RAISE THE DEAD OR TO HAVE MYSELF BEEN RAISED FROM THE DEAD etc. Also if you are such an expert explain the predating myths from ancient egypt that have a very similar plot just with different names... So tell me this Mr Sunday-School-Shut-The-Fuck-Up why is Osiris not real? DELUSIONS ARE NOT FACT. I hope this helped.
@TheHolyMongolEmpire - Have you REALLY spent some time on this Jesus thing? Let this be a challenge to your intellect!
Many of the messianic prophecies were totally beyond human control: Birth: Place, time, manner of Death: People's reactions, piercing of side, burial Resurrection: Where did His body go? By using the modern science of probability in reference to just eight of these prophecies, the chance that any man might have lived to fulfill all eight prophecies is one in 100 trillion!
You people are fucking annoying as hell, you know that? You think that us atheists dont know anything about your disgusting religion. Guess what? I was a Christian for 20 years and I still go to church with my parents. I know more about your pathetic religion than you do, I can guarantee that.
@NetEenWaarheid Wow... 2 things one I would LOVE for you to prove that ratio is correct and two if it is correct Then MY God is more powerful than I even realized. Thanks for showing me that.
@SethBowdenn Probability calculations are actually a very simple. There are about 68 Messianic prophecies. Search on Peter Stoner's "sciencespeaks" website. Chapter 3 for a detailed explanation. OUR GOD IS POWERFUL!!!!!!!!!.
@oonparasmies most so called proofs i see in science books are either lies fake
Nope, they are very real. If you would know science you would know about peer review. If any scientists publishes something his peers try to disprove him, repeat his experiments, check the data etc.If they find a mistake its good for their carreer, so they have reason to try HARD:
Do you have any idea how many PRECISE predictions evolution made that turned out to be true ? How can that be if its fake ?
@gjkweb Nice argument from authority there. Regardless , this is called satire. Do you also get angry at Tina Fey when she lampoons Sarah palin on snl? It's supposed to be sophomoric. Who better to poke fun of than a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and a tax felon? Signed: eddygoombah, guy with a sense of humor.
@eddygoombah Something abouth Kent's truth is REALY bothering you to have gone through such an effort writing the song and making the recordings!!! Just listening to your lyrics tells that you need help. By the way, he deliberately didn't pay tax to make a statement for all children's benefit. That takes guts! More guts than writing this foolish song!
@NetEenWaarheid sorry, nothing is bothering me. This is called satire. it only took me about a day. Not much effort either. It isn't difficult to poke fun at a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and a tax felon. He knowingly withheld owed taxes, which he could have easily filed for 501(c)3 exemption, solely to make money. He got caught. Is this the "truth" you were speaking of? No? Maybe it was about his Ice Canopy theory? No? well maybe you're the one who needs the help.
Use what 'talents' you have on something useful. Might better if you recognise people's rights to think differently no matter how obscure. This is why generations fought for freedom of speech. Cheap drivel like this makes real scientists like me pissed off. I prefer debate not childish crap like this. Signed: Luxburger PhD CSci CChem. MRSC ...
This is meant be to be humorous, which it is! So lighten up and get a sense of humor.
Yes, people have the right to express their opinions, including EddyGoombah. Why are you defending Kent Hovind, an anti-science, lying piece of creationist shit? If you really are a member of the Royal Society, all I can say is standards have really fallen.
B.A,, M.S, and PhD in Physics currently working on Quantum Gravity and I have a sense of humor, unlike some pompous asshats I could mention....
@KJVWordofGod Lol. Didn't do it for money, that's for sure. Did it solely to make fun of a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and convicted tax felon. Besides, I have never earned anything from my videos. I became a partner solely to get my videos seen by more people. But thanks for playing the troll game though. At least you tried, and that's all that counts.
@TravisB1979 meh... it only took me about a day. Not much effort either. It isn't difficult to poke fun at a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and a tax felon. The song practically wrote itself.
No, we can't say that god doesn't exist, just like we can't say that the neogreen ninjaoctopus who created the universe does not exist. We may not have any proof that the neogreen ninjaoctopus exists nor was there ever any evidence or even hint of his existence or did anyone ever meet him but hey, since I believe in him my claim is equal to scientific facts and you will all rot in octopode-hell for rejecting him!
Typical loser's techniques of calling names and slamming cause he's in the wrong... tsk, tsk, you are what you say I guess... And you believe you are an animal, we believe we are precious souls from God. Smother in yourself in your own language animal. >P
@eddygoombah All this worldly knowledge and logic, but the true mentality shines through in this display of maturity and character that Stifler would envy. Talk about Ad Hominem fallacy. Yes, it's obvious he struck some nerves. All scream for a Christian who can actually debate with logic, and this is the response. He obviously was so dangerous to the evopollution theory that he HAD to be silenced. But, there's the ever-growing realization (and fear), you can't deny physical life is short!Enjoy!
and about the bible saying the earth is flat...the bible was originally written in Hebrew. when it says the earth has four corners (in Hebrew) it' uses the word kanaph, which means extremity. or something like north earth South and west. If it was talking about flat or angled it would have used the word paamouth which means flat or square. it wasn't saying the earth is flat. if u understand it is was actually talking about north south etc. and when it says foundations it's spiritually speaki
He never said any of those things and you just never listened to a whole debate or seminar did u? And the thing he said about the canopy theory and that oxygen was increased etc. has a lot of evidence. even evolutionists agree that if there was higher oxygen and higher air pressure everything (especially bugs) would get enormous and they find hunge fossil bugs and animals as well as humans. explain that besides saying... well maybe millions of years ago there were higher oxygen levels. which is
@eddygoombah bro, u r really taking the bible verses out of context! if ur going to quote the bible make sure you know what ur quoting and saying... i can easily point out ur errors and prove that u dont know what ur talking about, but im not going to make it easy for u...
And by the way the bible says the earth is round, the earth is in space, there are springs in the oceans, light causes wind, and many other scientific facts that scientists didn't know about untill recently. when the bible stated those facts people were laughed at for believing the earth was round.(because the bible said so). back then scientists said the earth sits on three turtles. so the thing about the bible not having science is another lie from you. I think that numbers up to about 1,101
@jjj5videos The earth doesn't have corners. The bible suggests it's flat.
It also says bats are birds, whales are fish and insects have 4 legs. Further, it says that stars are tiny objects in the sky, that the earth was "created" before he sun,plants were apparently made before the sun according to the bible, how did they photosynthesis?
Kevind Hovind is a lying douche who profits massively from promoting misinformation and poisoning minds.
every thing u said was just in anger because he brought out the truth and u rejected it. making stupid videos about people that accualy do some good will never make u fell better. I'll be praying for u but unless u change then........ I didn't really wanna say what will happen. and by the way kent never said science is a lie he said evolution is a lie. and anyone who believes it is well kinda messed up. it's an excuse to escape god somehow. if u actually watched some of his seminars ud think
@jjj5videos Hovind has been repeatedly corrected on his blatant misunderstanding of evolutionary biology, speciation, law of angular momentum, etc. and yet he still preaches on like someone plugging his ears and screaming. Evolution is not an excuse to escape god. There are many more christians who understand the validity of evolutionary biology than atheists. Ken Miller for one. A response from anger? Please... I would sooner hate someone believing in leprechauns. Such beliefs warrant ridicule
@jjj5videos The Genesis 1 creation account conflicts with the order of events that are known to science. In Genesis, the earth is created before light and stars, birds and whales before reptiles and insects, and flowering plants before any animals. The order of events known from science is just the opposite. (Genesis 1:1-2:3)
@jjj5videos God creates light and separates light from darkness, and day from night, on the first day. Yet he didn't make the light producing objects (the sun and the stars) until the fourth day (1:14-19). And how could there be "the evening and the morning" on the first day if there was no sun to mark them? (Genesis 1:3-5)
@jjj5videos The bible says that hares and coneys are unclean because they "chew the cud" but do not part the hoof. But hares and coneys are not ruminants and they do not "chew the cud." (Lev 11:5-6)
@jjj5videos Be sure to watch out for those "other flying creeping things which have four feet." (I wish God wouldn't get so technical!) I guess he must mean four-legged insects. You'd think that since God made the insects, and so many of them (at least several million species), that he would know how many legs they have! (Lev 11:23)
@jjj5videos Got leprosy? Get two birds. Kill one. Dip the live bird in the blood of the dead one. Sprinkle the blood on the leper seven times, and then let the blood-soaked bird fly off. Next find a lamb and kill it. Wipe some of its blood on the patient's right ear, thumb, and big toe. Sprinkle seven times with oil and wipe some of the oil on his right ear, thumb and big toe. Repeat. Finally kill a couple doves and offer one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. (Lev 14:2-52)
@jjj5videos The earth is set on foundations and does not move (Jeremiah 31:37). The world is flat and has four corners (Ezekiel 7:2)... wanna keep going on how much "science" is in the bible?
@eddygoombah hmmm notice how there is no response...dont try to convert these morons they do not want their beliefs questioned...they want to be complacent and ignorant, however without our understand of evolution many modern day medicines would not exist...so when these people get sick i suggest they just try and pray it away...because the medicines are all based off a lie and totally couldnt work
Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned. And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well.”
@eddygoombah I don't know what bible you're quoting out of but that's not what it says! Please let me know what bible you read that out of cause that's not what it says in my bible.
@eddygoombah "And you, O son of man, thus says the Lord GOD to the land of Israel: An end! The end has come upon the four corners of the land." - Ezekiel 7v2 Doesn't say anything about the world being flat, the four corners is a way of saying the whole earth. The Jeremiah passage doesn't say what you said it says either. I think you only have one problem with the bible, and that is it's accurate claims against your thought life (at least) and the judgement that brings.
@eddygoombah But the verse doesn't mean that. When the bible says things like "the four corners of the earth" it means, every part of the earth, it's a saying, not a scientific description of the earth we live on.
@jjj5videos What part of his seminars do you think would make us see the "truth"? Is it the part about dinosaurs breathing so hard there nostrils catch on fire? Or how the ice shield that increased air pressure? Or is it somewhere in his excessive idiotic joking?
Ill be praying for your salvation, obviously God has been convicting you for you to be this angry. By the way Science is engineering, anatomy, mechanics, astronomy, but not evolution.
@englandbound21 who's angry? It's a pity you confuse satire with anger... Hovind and his ilk aren't important for anger. Tell me, do you also think Tina Fey "hates" Sarah Palin when she satirizes her on SNL? Do you yell and scream at your TV whenever Jon Stewart takes a jab at someone?
Also, evolution is biology. Biology would not make sense without evolution. Biology is science.
@englandbound21 Go to TalkOrigins (.com) and start reading. Your apparent willful ignorance is no ones fault but your own and if you had any clue about what you talk you would not be making such idiotic statements.
Aside, biology in most aspects is hinged on theevolutionary theory and by saying anatomy is a science but evolution isn't is a contradiction in the highest form i.e. evolution explains observable anatomy.
i haven't seen anyone prove DR. Kent Hovind wrong!! keep believing in the big bang theory, i actually think it takes more faith to believe that nonsense!! yeah where did all the mass in the universe come from? i bet u will say, it has always been there.. well then y cant u believe that G-D has always been there....
@godzson11 "i haven't seen anyone prove DR. Kent Hovind wrong"
you haven't looked hard enough... or at all for that matter. Please look up aronra, donexodus2, potholer54, extantdodo, and thunderf00t. Hovind hasn't lost one debate... he's lost hundreds. Even most creationists think he's nutty.
@holdenmarkymark33 awful comment. nothing about this video suggests that it is anything more than a satirical jab at a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and tax felon. This is not a forum for scientific debate. Do you accuse Tina Fey of not addressing Sarah Palin's points when she satirizes her on SNL? hardly.
REGARDLESS, simply because you found nothing in this video to counter hovind's mad ranting does not make his ranting more valid. Logic fail.
Jesus christ, kent hovind is the fucktard to end all fucktards. He spreads fucktardery all over the earth in his attempt to make new fucktards. Nevertheless, I don't hate or blame Kent. He's doing what he THINKS is right, even though its wrong.
@ProMajtas Don't need to assume anything. The guy is a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and a tax felon. Even most creationist organizations think he's full of it, including Answers in Genesis.
Regardless, this is a satirical video. Do you also take umbrage with Tina Fey when she satirizes Sarah Palin on SNL for not using proper political debate tactics?
@eddygoombah he basicly went to jail because he paid his employees in cash avoiding some taxes he also considered his park or something a church in which in some wa y was a church, and churches don't pay taxes or some taxes. I don't know who is Tina Fey. Are you really such strong believer in evolution?
@ProMajtas In order for a church to be tax exempt, it needs to apply for 501(c)3 tax exempt status. It's not difficult to do. Hovind's "church" knowingly did not apply for this. His amusement park also charged ticket fees. Churches cannot charge people for profit. He is essentially withheld up to $600,000 in tax dollars.
and I don't "believe" in evolution. I understand that the theory of evolution through natural selection is the best way to describe the diversity of life on earth.
@eddygoombah do you or do you not comprehend that no one ever have observed evolution occurring, do you or do you not comprehend that evolution isn't observable testable and it can't be proven as a fact so it can not be called science.
@ProMajtas " it can't be proven as a fact so it can not be called science."
and this comment right here leads me to believe you don't really understand what science is, no offense. Science cannot "prove" things in an absolute sense. It finds the most probable explanation based of evidence.
@eddygoombah yes if you have enough evidence it can be used as a very probable theory but not as a fact, yet still that doesn't change the fact that almost all the evidence that is used to prove evolution have been proven wrong 50 years ago. so please give me some actual evidence to support this theory.
@eddygoombah yes you have again provided evidence for Micro-evolution, and i have seen this before but it still doesn't proves that one kind of animals can turn into another kinds of animals i had these little debates before and i was never given evidence for Macro-evolution, and if you have some please tell me because i would relay like to see some, and i would like you to provide some evidence that one kind of animals can turn to another kinds of animals like a hamster-dog or monkey-human.
@eddygoombah oh no one species changing into another is just what the bible says all the animals were designed to do by the creator it have been observed and proven that's SCIENCE but macro-evolution have never been observed and there is no evidence for it so once again if you have ANY evidence for MACRO evolution please tell me. that's what evolutionists do all the time, you say that evolution os true and we came from monkeys but all evidance you provide proves micro evolution.
@eddygoombah wow it's quite sad it show a squid and it says it's a primitive squid, it also shows a a horse and it says it's 1.8 million years but somehow the picture was made with a digital camera instead showing the actual fossils they found. But wait i have found a missing link between reptiles and birds why didn't i see that before you can see it right here.
@ProMajtas How do you know that everything was designed by some mystical creator deity? Nobody was there to see it. Are you saying we should just accept a book full of variously translated and interpreted bronze age myths and legends with absolutely no supporting evidence as fact?
@eddygoombah Uh... completely unrelated to the debate at hand, but it's refreshing to see someone use the word 'umbrage' correctly, and I thank you for it.
@demondeano eh... it took me about a day of work, so it wasn't really out of my way. I don't know what you mean by "get to me". Just making fun of a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and a tax felon...
@eddygoombah So for every "known liar" there is on this earth you feel the need to make videos and fun of them...whether or not you believe what he says, (personally) i think its pretty sad that you would make something like this, at the end of the day thats someones dad, son..and he has a family, if i saw a video like this about my dad it would be pretty upsetting that people would actually go to the lengths of this to express their views about one man (thats clearly got to you in some way)
@demondeano so for every person who satirizes someone, do you also think this? Do you write letters to Tina Fey telling her to stop when she makes fun of Sarah Palin on SNL?
You keep bringing up the idea that hovind has somehow gotten to me. Sorry, but I am simply poking fun and satirizing a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy and a tax felon. Nothing more. Like I said it only took me a day of work.
Really, the way you're defending hovind, sounds like it clearly got to you.
@eddygoombah I dont mean to hit a raw nerve here but looking at some of your videos and comments on your wall its got alot to do with kent hovind and the whole creation thing..looks to me as if your pretty angry at God for some reason right? If you wasnt why would you be wasting your time with something you dont believe in?
@demondeano "looks to me as if your pretty angry at God for some reason right?"
Can't be angry at something that isn't there.
Regardless, if creationists weren't trying to push their religions into publicly funded schools, then I wouldn't care what they did with their time. People can believe what they want. But once they start pushing their ideas as science in a public school science class when it has nothing to to with the subject, I feel compelled to protest
He'll be in heaven before a despicable puke like the creator of this video ever will. Hovind was sent to prison on trumped up BS tax charges. But you are far too stupid to realize that the REAL reason he was charged, was because he was a REAL threat to the bullshit evolutionist agenda.
Fear none of those things which you shall suffer. Behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that you may be tried." Revelation 2:10
@DelusionTerminator It's nice that you find (what you see as) the suffering and torture coming to others as a "beautiful thing". It's amost as if you and not your god, are personally offended. I see torture but it's all inside you!
Oh come on, do some justice to this fucktard, i mean man, after all he is still a man of god,i mean fucktard man of god, he still commands the holy stuffs.
The least u could have done was put in some bible bullshits into the song to honor both the fucktard and his master the holy shit, i mean the holy fucktard father, sorry i mean holy father.
mykegoh 11 hours ago
Hovind´s got the moves! :P
EverEvolvingApe 1 day ago in playlist My Top Videos
Just posted this on Ken Ham's facebook page...
butlerlog 1 day ago
Wow. This song is still as awesome as I remember!
You the fuckin' man, Eddy! Much love!
billygutter01 1 day ago 2
Hahahahahahhahaha, so fscking great. Gonna put that on my mp3 player, thanks mate =)
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The Living Dinosaur sent me here :)
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......Hey, Happy Birthday ,6 years on YouTube today ! .....
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@lilimax555 HOLY SHIT. IT IS MY 6 YEAR YOUTUBE BIRTHDAY!!! AHHHHH!!!!!
eddygoombah 2 days ago 15
@eddygoombah Congrats on the 6th year anniversary! Didn't know of you till TheLivingDinosaur revamped an old song of yours! I am already enjoying it to no end! :D
FoxvoxDK 1 day ago
@lilimax555 He joined in June, not January. :P
Just a little bit more.
karablak1 1 day ago
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"you don't know everything so how can say God doesn't exist?"......and you have nothing to show your god is real, so how can you say it exist?
noliesundead 3 days ago
@VOLKEROON I don't know if god exists, whatever that is. I have never stated otherwise. Atheism deals with belief, niot knowledge. That's Gnosticism. However, I definitely believe your god is highly improbable
eddygoombah 5 days ago
@eddygoombah Theism is the belief of multiple Gods, Atheism is the belief of no Gods. Gnosticism is a heretic movement in the 2-century of the Christian church because their practiced involve esoteric (Intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialized knowledge or interest) knowledge. Hins the word 'Gnosis'.
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@VOLKEROON Nope! Science!
eddygoombah 5 days ago
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nyyght7 1 day ago
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@eddygoombah Eddy, where can I get the music in mp3 format?
I want to add it to my media library. It's great!
nyyght7 1 day ago
@VOLKEROON Easy. I understand that I am not the only one who exists, and the I woul want others to be treated the way I would like to. No god needed!
eddygoombah 5 days ago
@SethBowdenn Yay! Made up numbers! No wonder you're a creationist
eddygoombah 5 days ago
@eddygoombah isn't 4.54 billion years ago a made up number?
VOLKEROON 5 days ago
@VOLKEROON no it isnt. there are plenty of papers written on the method of radiometric dating. If you think you can refute it, other than just saying its wrong, find one of these, read it and come up with an argument thats specific, with the maths and observation to support it.
mignik01 2 days ago
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@VOLKEROON "isn't 4.54 billion years ago a made up number?"
Nope. It comes after 4 539 999 999 and before 4 540 000 001.
trstenik100 2 days ago
@SethBowdenn And all the people he's deluded
eddygoombah 5 days ago
@NetEenWaarheid Lol. Next time I steal $600,000, I'll let you know.
eddygoombah 6 days ago
I am no longer throwing my pearls to the swines on this post. I will only pray for them and bless them.
NetEenWaarheid 6 days ago
@NetEenWaarheid
Swines? Just because we dont believe in your evil piece of shit God? Good one.
TheHolyMongolEmpire 6 days ago
Most of the comments below are so full of EVIL!!
Satan's got his filthy claws in the poor souls. Where's the love gone? People are so full of their own intellect that it makes them STUPID and un-informed!! They are so full of empty-ness and love-less that they don't recognise love when they see it.But God said in His word, He will handpicked His sheep. Not all objecst are for Him. We will pray to GOD to forgive you because you DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
NetEenWaarheid 6 days ago
@NetEenWaarheid " We will pray to GOD to forgive you because you DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING."
Says the guy who was trying to defend a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and a convicted tax felon. Way to go brow. Go ahead... pray for us... We'll think for you.
eddygoombah 6 days ago
@eddygoombah Thanks for the thought, but you can expect more from my prayers. If it's God's will. Kent is a sinful human being. So am I ... and you. Can you really through stones my friend? The tree is known by his fruit... what's yours like or anybody else on this post that claim they are in a position to throw stones? O generation of vipers, how can you, being evil, speak good things? For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
NetEenWaarheid 6 days ago
@eddygoombah how can you tell right from wrong?
VOLKEROON 5 days ago
@NetEenWaarheid Just think... Those who go against the world will ALWAYS be persecuted... Look at the apostle Paul. I'm thinking the same thing about these comments but then I remember all the lives Dr. Kent has reached (mine included) and i smile.
SethBowdenn 5 days ago
its funny that on urban dictionary this is described as fucktard
HyperIntake2011 1 week ago
You missed the earlier comments where I specifically noted I was Agnostic. I also doubt the miracles of Jesus, but that does not mean I doubt reality. And the reality is Jesus lived over 2,000 years ago, taught philosophy, and was crucified under Pontius Pilate. Your comparisons to a Historical figure with Osiris, Sasquatch, Spiderman, or Bigfoot is deplorable and idiotic. David J. MacLeod debunked the Osiris resurrection connection which differs significantly from the Gospel's account. Bye
umkemesic 1 week ago
@marigolds44 3 words: google Speciation Events
eddygoombah 2 weeks ago
Evolutionists can't think for themselves, they only care about credentials not logic. And so they approach the question with a presumptive bias. Evolution is just a religion. None of their claims are observed in nature.
marigolds44 2 weeks ago
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@marigolds44 "Hovind has been serving a ten-year prison sentence after being convicted of 58 federal counts, including 12 tax offenses, one count of obstructing federal agents, and 45 counts of structuring cash transactions"
You want to believe Hovind go ahead, but I highly suspect God has something entirely different planned for him unless he does some serious repenting.
redddbaron 2 weeks ago
@marigolds44
Ring spices
TheMrgoku1985 1 week ago
@marigolds44
Uhm, youre a god damned idiot. Im a geologist, and if you dont think theres any evidence for evolution than you are blind god damn retard who needs to have a fossil shoved down your ignorant throat.
TheHolyMongolEmpire 1 week ago
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@marigolds44 And so they approach the question with a presumptive bias. Evolution is just a religion. None of their claims are observed in nature.
Yea sure, since you approach this question without any bias, oh the irony ^^ Get an education, of course evolution claims are observed in nature, like speciation, mutations, survival of the fittest etc. Its pathetic how you creationists desperatly try to use the evolution arguments to save your fairytale.
MrRichardQED 6 days ago
the sad thing is that people believe in something with no proof like evolution
oonparasmies 2 weeks ago
@oonparasmies Yup, all that empirical data collected over the past 150 yrs, with all of the predicted theories supported, and branches of science tied together,you're right.. the theory of evolution through natural selection has no proof... congrats, you just made @shitcreationistssay on twitter
eddygoombah 2 weeks ago 3
@eddygoombah then what proof does it have? most so called proofs i see in science books are either lies fake or just stupid you are just too stupid to understand
oonparasmies 2 weeks ago
@oonparasmies hmmm.... not feeding the troll here. have a great day!
eddygoombah 2 weeks ago
@eddygoombah You can attack people's beliefs (the Earth being 6,000 and evolution is a lie). Fine, I agree with you.
Your attack on the Bible, however, is uncalled for. The Bible is historically accurate. While you may not believe that God talked to people or Moses parted the Sea, and that Jesus caused Lazarus to rise from the dead (the last two are probable as Discover and the History Channel points out). The People, places, and wisdom are real.
umkemesic 2 weeks ago
@umkemesic I'm sure Mein Kumpf is historically correct, using real people and places too. But that doesn't make it any less worthy of disdain. Any book that supports slavery, scientific illiteracy, mistreatment of women, threats of eternal torment, etc., is worthy of the same disdain.
eddygoombah 2 weeks ago 12
@eddygoombah Your comparision of the Bible to MK is disturbing and removes any credibility you have in producing a rational argument. Your broad assertions are meritless; "slavery" in biblical times (actually indentured servitude - other Isrealites were slaves) was common, and are common now. The problem is the uneducated comparing US slavery to biblical history. There were times were the Bible mentioned barbaric acts, not condoning them, but as a historical reference.
umkemesic 1 week ago
@umkemesic the only comparison I was making was that simply because something is historically accurate doesn't make it worthy of worshiping. way to blow it all out of proportion. Regardless, I guess I can't expect much from someone willing to be an apologist for a book that condones, nay suggest proper ways to OWN PEOPLE. For an all knowing, perfect, all powerful, omnibenevolent creator of all things, the guy's morality is fucked. but, hey. You're the one who believes in him. Have fun with that
eddygoombah 1 week ago
@umkemesic
The Bible is as historically accurate as Spiderman. It takes place in real places that existed in the past but the characters in it are just as made up as any comic book hero. True story. If you believe programs on the History Channel than you arent very intelligent. These shows come from the same station that shows stupid shit like Finding Bigfoot. Just because shit is shown on the TV doesnt mean its real. In fact, most the shit on the TV is very inaccurate.
TheHolyMongolEmpire 1 week ago
@TheHolyMongolEmpire Did you finish High School yet idiot? You are living proof as to why our educational system is in tatters. Moses was a real person. Jesus was a real person. Daniel was a real person. Solomon was a real person. Most confirmed from sources outsid the Bible. While Job, Jonah, and maybe Adam were probably allegorical. The History Channel stated probable events for the Plauges and the receeding of the Reed Sea which happens today.
umkemesic 1 week ago
@umkemesic
No, I didnt finish high school, thats how I got a masters in geology. Moses was real, Jesus was real? Fucking prove it asshole. Oh wait, you cant, because theres no evidence at all. Funny you are calling me stupid when you believe in shit you cant see and were only brainwashed from birth to believe in it. You my friend, are the stupid one.
TheHolyMongolEmpire 1 week ago
@TheHolyMongolEmpire I srsly doubt a fuck like you has a masters in geology from anywhere other than Phoenix online (Pics or it didn't happen) or else you would have been aware of (1) Jopheus, Tacitus, Suetonius and (2) the steps of Pompeii which lists Pontius Pilate as Govenor. (3) The Tomb of Jesus' Brother, James. Egyptions rarley recorded their defets but see the Stella of Hyskos Expulsion. Jesus Denial ranks just below Holocaust Denial, you pretntious douchebag.
umkemesic 1 week ago
@umke
Yeah, actually I do and work for Halliburton out in the Gulf of Mexico. Jesus denial is pretty common idiot, its why there are atheists. Did you know that some Europeans countries are a majority atheist? So, you are trying to tell me that there are millions upon millions upon millions who deny the Holocaust yet hardly anyone denies the existence of a magical man that possibly lived 2000 years ago? Oh and yeah, Pontius Pilot never existed, that was from a 1935 movie, sheesh.
TheHolyMongolEmpire 1 week ago
@TheHolyMongolEmpire Many Atheists believe that Jesus, the person, existed (Bill Maher) as a philosopher. Those who deny it are no better than the Creationist denying Evolution/Flat Earthers. Those Bigots never challenge the the Desciples, Buddah, Muhammed, Joseph Smith, or Socrates existed. Thus, Jesus Denial = Bigoted Moron. While you can question whether Jesus performed miracles, as do I (Agnostic), your denial he even existed is proof your "education" is worthless.
umkemesic 1 week ago
@umkemesic there is NO RECORD OF JESUS from that time, sorry mate do the research before you chat your dogmatic crap.
OriginalSin42K 1 week ago
@OriginalSin42K and no, the bible was not even contemplated until hundreds of years after his supposed death anyway.
OriginalSin42K 1 week ago
@OriginalSin42K Fucktard, the Book of Moses (Torah, Pentatuch) was written thousands of years before Jesus lived. The Gospels (I'm assuming that is what your illiterate ass is talking about) was written 45-100 A.D. This is because the Gospels do not mention the destruction of the temple some 60 years after the death of Jesus which would have been definately commented on if the Gospels were written BEFORE 65 AD. The oldest COPY is second century.
umkemesic 1 week ago
@umkemesic Thus, to argue that because only the Copy that remains is 2nd Century and therefore the Bible is inaccurate, is to expose the fundemental misunderstanding of the flat-earth Atheist Bigot. For, if that notion made any sense, then we could also say that Socrates and the Greek Philosophers never existed because we only have COPIES of their works preserved by Muslims. Bigotry = why you pick on the Bible while not applying your irrational thinking to other historic works.
umkemesic 1 week ago
@OriginalSin42K @OriginalSin42K In 2,000 years I doubt there will be a RECORD of you existing at this time. In modern times it is difficult to find the first copy of anything Historical (Old Texts, Baseball Cards, Newspapers - and those were mass produced). It is impressive we have surviving manuscripts of the Bible. Do a little bit of thinking before you spew your fallacious arguments. You are not talking to a Sunday-School Christian, I suggest you quit while you are behind.
umkemesic 1 week ago
@umkemesic stop talking shite, I highly doubt that there will be a single record of me in 200 years but and this bit is the key point, I DO NOT CLAIM TO WALK ON WATER OR RAISE THE DEAD OR TO HAVE MYSELF BEEN RAISED FROM THE DEAD etc. Also if you are such an expert explain the predating myths from ancient egypt that have a very similar plot just with different names... So tell me this Mr Sunday-School-Shut-The-Fuck-Up why is Osiris not real? DELUSIONS ARE NOT FACT. I hope this helped.
OriginalSin42K 1 week ago
@TheHolyMongolEmpire - Have you REALLY spent some time on this Jesus thing? Let this be a challenge to your intellect!
Many of the messianic prophecies were totally beyond human control: Birth: Place, time, manner of Death: People's reactions, piercing of side, burial Resurrection: Where did His body go? By using the modern science of probability in reference to just eight of these prophecies, the chance that any man might have lived to fulfill all eight prophecies is one in 100 trillion!
NetEenWaarheid 6 days ago
@NetEenWaarheid
You people are fucking annoying as hell, you know that? You think that us atheists dont know anything about your disgusting religion. Guess what? I was a Christian for 20 years and I still go to church with my parents. I know more about your pathetic religion than you do, I can guarantee that.
By the way, you sound insane.
TheHolyMongolEmpire 6 days ago
@TheHolyMongolEmpire don't worry mate, Jesus will help your troubled soul. YOu just have to ask him
VOLKEROON 5 days ago
@VOLKEROON
Haha was kend hovind your idol or something? What's with all the hate?
mrbluesky323 2 days ago
@NetEenWaarheid Wow... 2 things one I would LOVE for you to prove that ratio is correct and two if it is correct Then MY God is more powerful than I even realized. Thanks for showing me that.
SethBowdenn 5 days ago
@SethBowdenn Probability calculations are actually a very simple. There are about 68 Messianic prophecies. Search on Peter Stoner's "sciencespeaks" website. Chapter 3 for a detailed explanation. OUR GOD IS POWERFUL!!!!!!!!!.
NetEenWaarheid 5 days ago
@eddygoombah you are not "feeding the troll" because you have no evidence,
oonparasmies 2 weeks ago
@oonparasmies most so called proofs i see in science books are either lies fake
Nope, they are very real. If you would know science you would know about peer review. If any scientists publishes something his peers try to disprove him, repeat his experiments, check the data etc.If they find a mistake its good for their carreer, so they have reason to try HARD:
Do you have any idea how many PRECISE predictions evolution made that turned out to be true ? How can that be if its fake ?
MrRichardQED 6 days ago
This song is fucking awesome! Eddy, this is the best youtube comedy video of all time BAR NONE. LOVE IT!
See you in 2015 Kent...
imaginenoreligion 2 weeks ago
Why is there just a like button? I officially declare it - next time they update, Youtube better include a "love" button.
BlodhArget 3 weeks ago
I freaking love this song!!!!
TheKitch2 3 weeks ago
Urban dictionary brought me here...
TheMightyMonkeyBomb 3 weeks ago
i love kent hovind hes cool :)
BlindFaith1985 4 weeks ago
@gjkweb Nice argument from authority there. Regardless , this is called satire. Do you also get angry at Tina Fey when she lampoons Sarah palin on snl? It's supposed to be sophomoric. Who better to poke fun of than a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and a tax felon? Signed: eddygoombah, guy with a sense of humor.
eddygoombah 4 weeks ago
@eddygoombah Something abouth Kent's truth is REALY bothering you to have gone through such an effort writing the song and making the recordings!!! Just listening to your lyrics tells that you need help. By the way, he deliberately didn't pay tax to make a statement for all children's benefit. That takes guts! More guts than writing this foolish song!
NetEenWaarheid 3 weeks ago
@NetEenWaarheid sorry, nothing is bothering me. This is called satire. it only took me about a day. Not much effort either. It isn't difficult to poke fun at a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and a tax felon. He knowingly withheld owed taxes, which he could have easily filed for 501(c)3 exemption, solely to make money. He got caught. Is this the "truth" you were speaking of? No? Maybe it was about his Ice Canopy theory? No? well maybe you're the one who needs the help.
eddygoombah 3 weeks ago
@NetEenWaarheid By the way, he deliberately didn't pay tax to make a statement for all children's benefit
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA unbelievable what you people are ready to accept as excuse.
MrRichardQED 6 days ago
Use what 'talents' you have on something useful. Might better if you recognise people's rights to think differently no matter how obscure. This is why generations fought for freedom of speech. Cheap drivel like this makes real scientists like me pissed off. I prefer debate not childish crap like this. Signed: Luxburger PhD CSci CChem. MRSC ...
gjkweb 4 weeks ago
@gjkweb
This is meant be to be humorous, which it is! So lighten up and get a sense of humor.
Yes, people have the right to express their opinions, including EddyGoombah. Why are you defending Kent Hovind, an anti-science, lying piece of creationist shit? If you really are a member of the Royal Society, all I can say is standards have really fallen.
B.A,, M.S, and PhD in Physics currently working on Quantum Gravity and I have a sense of humor, unlike some pompous asshats I could mention....
MrForextrader123 3 weeks ago
@gjkweb Butt hurt is obvious......
He's using his freedom of speech to call a fucktard a fucktard
TheKitch2 3 weeks ago
@CarajilloDulce Lol!!!
eddygoombah 1 month ago
This video is SO cruel.... you really shouldn't make fun of mentally ill people.
CarajilloDulce 1 month ago
@KJVWordofGod Lol. Didn't do it for money, that's for sure. Did it solely to make fun of a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and convicted tax felon. Besides, I have never earned anything from my videos. I became a partner solely to get my videos seen by more people. But thanks for playing the troll game though. At least you tried, and that's all that counts.
eddygoombah 1 month ago
Look how this poser latches on to Dr. Hovind so he can make a few pennies with his ads on his videos. Lame.
KJVWordofGod 1 month ago
i laugh at these people. i print out pictures of them and piss all over their faggot ass faces
SomeRandomGamerDude 1 month ago
I could sing this song in my head all day. It's pissing off a lot of cretinists so you've obviously done a good job.
TheDarkLordLucifer 1 month ago
Whoever made this video is an imbecile with too much time on their hands.
TravisB1979 1 month ago
@TravisB1979 meh... it only took me about a day. Not much effort either. It isn't difficult to poke fun at a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and a tax felon. The song practically wrote itself.
eddygoombah 1 month ago 6
@eddygoombah you don't know everything so how can say God doesn't exist?
VOLKEROON 5 days ago
@VOLKEROON:
No, we can't say that god doesn't exist, just like we can't say that the neogreen ninjaoctopus who created the universe does not exist. We may not have any proof that the neogreen ninjaoctopus exists nor was there ever any evidence or even hint of his existence or did anyone ever meet him but hey, since I believe in him my claim is equal to scientific facts and you will all rot in octopode-hell for rejecting him!
MsHyde1 2 days ago
@TravisB1979 whoever wrote this comment is a fucking moron with no understanding of evolution.
OwNeD05 3 weeks ago
@TravisB1979 are you kidding? This is pure genius, and yes, Ken is indeed a fucktard.
imaginenoreligion 2 weeks ago
Typical loser's techniques of calling names and slamming cause he's in the wrong... tsk, tsk, you are what you say I guess... And you believe you are an animal, we believe we are precious souls from God. Smother in yourself in your own language animal. >P
nathanprindler 1 month ago
Wow, a lot of effort put into this video. I guess Kent Hovind got to some people.
123321joejoejoe 1 month ago 2
@123321joejoejoe nah... took me about a day. not a lot of effort involved.
eddygoombah 1 month ago
@eddygoombah All this worldly knowledge and logic, but the true mentality shines through in this display of maturity and character that Stifler would envy. Talk about Ad Hominem fallacy. Yes, it's obvious he struck some nerves. All scream for a Christian who can actually debate with logic, and this is the response. He obviously was so dangerous to the evopollution theory that he HAD to be silenced. But, there's the ever-growing realization (and fear), you can't deny physical life is short!Enjoy!
chriswooten7 1 month ago
@chriswooten7 Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit.
JesusSuckedGayPenis 2 weeks ago
and about the bible saying the earth is flat...the bible was originally written in Hebrew. when it says the earth has four corners (in Hebrew) it' uses the word kanaph, which means extremity. or something like north earth South and west. If it was talking about flat or angled it would have used the word paamouth which means flat or square. it wasn't saying the earth is flat. if u understand it is was actually talking about north south etc. and when it says foundations it's spiritually speaki
jjj5videos 1 month ago
He never said any of those things and you just never listened to a whole debate or seminar did u? And the thing he said about the canopy theory and that oxygen was increased etc. has a lot of evidence. even evolutionists agree that if there was higher oxygen and higher air pressure everything (especially bugs) would get enormous and they find hunge fossil bugs and animals as well as humans. explain that besides saying... well maybe millions of years ago there were higher oxygen levels. which is
jjj5videos 1 month ago
@eddygoombah bro, u r really taking the bible verses out of context! if ur going to quote the bible make sure you know what ur quoting and saying... i can easily point out ur errors and prove that u dont know what ur talking about, but im not going to make it easy for u...
godzson11 1 month ago
@godzson11 ugh.... cop out much? I recommend you watch this:
watch?v=PK7P7uZFf5o
Don't worry, it's a cartoon, so your attention span will be able to digest it.
if you can easily point out my errors, then please do so. Otherwise your comment means that you have nothing
eddygoombah 1 month ago
@eddygoombah I fucking lol'd
RFID666 1 month ago
And by the way the bible says the earth is round, the earth is in space, there are springs in the oceans, light causes wind, and many other scientific facts that scientists didn't know about untill recently. when the bible stated those facts people were laughed at for believing the earth was round.(because the bible said so). back then scientists said the earth sits on three turtles. so the thing about the bible not having science is another lie from you. I think that numbers up to about 1,101
jjj5videos 1 month ago
@jjj5videos The earth doesn't have corners. The bible suggests it's flat.
It also says bats are birds, whales are fish and insects have 4 legs. Further, it says that stars are tiny objects in the sky, that the earth was "created" before he sun,plants were apparently made before the sun according to the bible, how did they photosynthesis?
Kevind Hovind is a lying douche who profits massively from promoting misinformation and poisoning minds.
" I'll be praying for u " - We'll think for you
BeforeTheNoose 1 month ago
@jjj5videos Yeah the bible and Christianity was so pro science...remind me, what happened to Galileo again?
BeforeTheNoose 1 month ago
every thing u said was just in anger because he brought out the truth and u rejected it. making stupid videos about people that accualy do some good will never make u fell better. I'll be praying for u but unless u change then........ I didn't really wanna say what will happen. and by the way kent never said science is a lie he said evolution is a lie. and anyone who believes it is well kinda messed up. it's an excuse to escape god somehow. if u actually watched some of his seminars ud think
jjj5videos 1 month ago
@jjj5videos promoting scientific illiteracy, knowingly lying, and committing tax fraud is NOT "doing good".
You'll pray for me.... I'll think for you. Even most Creationists think hovind is a wack job, sorry.
eddygoombah 1 month ago
@jjj5videos Hovind has been repeatedly corrected on his blatant misunderstanding of evolutionary biology, speciation, law of angular momentum, etc. and yet he still preaches on like someone plugging his ears and screaming. Evolution is not an excuse to escape god. There are many more christians who understand the validity of evolutionary biology than atheists. Ken Miller for one. A response from anger? Please... I would sooner hate someone believing in leprechauns. Such beliefs warrant ridicule
eddygoombah 1 month ago
@jjj5videos The Genesis 1 creation account conflicts with the order of events that are known to science. In Genesis, the earth is created before light and stars, birds and whales before reptiles and insects, and flowering plants before any animals. The order of events known from science is just the opposite. (Genesis 1:1-2:3)
eddygoombah 1 month ago
@jjj5videos God creates light and separates light from darkness, and day from night, on the first day. Yet he didn't make the light producing objects (the sun and the stars) until the fourth day (1:14-19). And how could there be "the evening and the morning" on the first day if there was no sun to mark them? (Genesis 1:3-5)
eddygoombah 1 month ago
@jjj5videos So, apparently plants were made on the third day before there was a sun to drive their photosynthetic processes (Genesis 1:14-19)
eddygoombah 1 month ago
@jjj5videos The bible says that hares and coneys are unclean because they "chew the cud" but do not part the hoof. But hares and coneys are not ruminants and they do not "chew the cud." (Lev 11:5-6)
eddygoombah 1 month ago
@jjj5videos Be sure to watch out for those "other flying creeping things which have four feet." (I wish God wouldn't get so technical!) I guess he must mean four-legged insects. You'd think that since God made the insects, and so many of them (at least several million species), that he would know how many legs they have! (Lev 11:23)
eddygoombah 1 month ago
@jjj5videos Got leprosy? Get two birds. Kill one. Dip the live bird in the blood of the dead one. Sprinkle the blood on the leper seven times, and then let the blood-soaked bird fly off. Next find a lamb and kill it. Wipe some of its blood on the patient's right ear, thumb, and big toe. Sprinkle seven times with oil and wipe some of the oil on his right ear, thumb and big toe. Repeat. Finally kill a couple doves and offer one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. (Lev 14:2-52)
eddygoombah 1 month ago
@jjj5videos The earth is set on foundations and does not move (Jeremiah 31:37). The world is flat and has four corners (Ezekiel 7:2)... wanna keep going on how much "science" is in the bible?
eddygoombah 1 month ago
@eddygoombah hmmm notice how there is no response...dont try to convert these morons they do not want their beliefs questioned...they want to be complacent and ignorant, however without our understand of evolution many modern day medicines would not exist...so when these people get sick i suggest they just try and pray it away...because the medicines are all based off a lie and totally couldnt work
Ututwhynot 1 month ago
@eddygoombah
There's only one verse you need to know.
Mark 16.16-18
Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned. And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well.”
Then hand them the Drano.
rkyeun 1 month ago
@eddygoombah I don't know what bible you're quoting out of but that's not what it says! Please let me know what bible you read that out of cause that's not what it says in my bible.
CHEEZWHIZ62 1 month ago
@eddygoombah "And you, O son of man, thus says the Lord GOD to the land of Israel: An end! The end has come upon the four corners of the land." - Ezekiel 7v2 Doesn't say anything about the world being flat, the four corners is a way of saying the whole earth. The Jeremiah passage doesn't say what you said it says either. I think you only have one problem with the bible, and that is it's accurate claims against your thought life (at least) and the judgement that brings.
samtorrance5590 1 month ago
@samtorrance5590 what globe have you ever seen that has four corners?
A square has four corners. A square is flat.
I love how you can pick and choose what in the bible was meant to be figurative or not.
eddygoombah 1 month ago
@eddygoombah But the verse doesn't mean that. When the bible says things like "the four corners of the earth" it means, every part of the earth, it's a saying, not a scientific description of the earth we live on.
samtorrance5590 1 month ago
@jjj5videos What part of his seminars do you think would make us see the "truth"? Is it the part about dinosaurs breathing so hard there nostrils catch on fire? Or how the ice shield that increased air pressure? Or is it somewhere in his excessive idiotic joking?
HaloZombie298 1 month ago
Real mature video...NOT
shows how ignorant you are
fishies1100 1 month ago
@fishies1100 umm... It's satirical. It was never meant to be mature. I love how you criticize someone's lack of maturity with a "not joke".
eddygoombah 1 month ago
Ill be praying for your salvation, obviously God has been convicting you for you to be this angry. By the way Science is engineering, anatomy, mechanics, astronomy, but not evolution.
englandbound21 2 months ago
@englandbound21 who's angry? It's a pity you confuse satire with anger... Hovind and his ilk aren't important for anger. Tell me, do you also think Tina Fey "hates" Sarah Palin when she satirizes her on SNL? Do you yell and scream at your TV whenever Jon Stewart takes a jab at someone?
Also, evolution is biology. Biology would not make sense without evolution. Biology is science.
You can pray for me.... but I will think for you.
eddygoombah 2 months ago 9
@eddygoombah Haha you clearly struck a nerve with some people - mission accomplished LOL
JesusSuckedGayPenis 2 weeks ago
@englandbound21 Go to TalkOrigins (.com) and start reading. Your apparent willful ignorance is no ones fault but your own and if you had any clue about what you talk you would not be making such idiotic statements.
Aside, biology in most aspects is hinged on theevolutionary theory and by saying anatomy is a science but evolution isn't is a contradiction in the highest form i.e. evolution explains observable anatomy.
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@eddygoombah like i said, i havent seen DR. Kent Hovind get proved wrong!
godzson11 2 months ago
@godzson11 then you are willfully ignorant. have fun with that.
eddygoombah 2 months ago
i haven't seen anyone prove DR. Kent Hovind wrong!! keep believing in the big bang theory, i actually think it takes more faith to believe that nonsense!! yeah where did all the mass in the universe come from? i bet u will say, it has always been there.. well then y cant u believe that G-D has always been there....
godzson11 2 months ago
@godzson11 "i haven't seen anyone prove DR. Kent Hovind wrong"
you haven't looked hard enough... or at all for that matter. Please look up aronra, donexodus2, potholer54, extantdodo, and thunderf00t. Hovind hasn't lost one debate... he's lost hundreds. Even most creationists think he's nutty.
eddygoombah 2 months ago 4
@godzson11
Essentially everything Kent Hovind has said about science has been proven wrong. Look in a textbook, or perhaps look up some topics here on Youtube.
Beandude202 2 months ago
Awful video, nothing Kent says is addressed, just attacks him personally. Just proves that the arguments he makes are sound.
holdenmarkymark33 2 months ago
@holdenmarkymark33 awful comment. nothing about this video suggests that it is anything more than a satirical jab at a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and tax felon. This is not a forum for scientific debate. Do you accuse Tina Fey of not addressing Sarah Palin's points when she satirizes her on SNL? hardly.
REGARDLESS, simply because you found nothing in this video to counter hovind's mad ranting does not make his ranting more valid. Logic fail.
eddygoombah 2 months ago 2
Kent Hovind is so stupid that he actually helped me to become an atheist.
handrejvv12345 2 months ago
he must be a fucktard who thinks h20 is jesus
5raptorboy1 2 months ago
Jesus christ, kent hovind is the fucktard to end all fucktards. He spreads fucktardery all over the earth in his attempt to make new fucktards. Nevertheless, I don't hate or blame Kent. He's doing what he THINKS is right, even though its wrong.
tgz1000 2 months ago
Great stuff! :)
MikeySwe 2 months ago
God bless America?
America bless God!!!
DianaPuzankova 2 months ago
i love all the scientific evidance you provided to disprove kent's claims.
ProMajtas 2 months ago
@ProMajtas and I love how you think that this video is a scientific debate.
eddygoombah 2 months ago
@eddygoombah you assume it
ProMajtas 2 months ago
@ProMajtas Don't need to assume anything. The guy is a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and a tax felon. Even most creationist organizations think he's full of it, including Answers in Genesis.
Regardless, this is a satirical video. Do you also take umbrage with Tina Fey when she satirizes Sarah Palin on SNL for not using proper political debate tactics?
:/
eddygoombah 2 months ago
@eddygoombah he basicly went to jail because he paid his employees in cash avoiding some taxes he also considered his park or something a church in which in some wa y was a church, and churches don't pay taxes or some taxes. I don't know who is Tina Fey. Are you really such strong believer in evolution?
ProMajtas 2 months ago
@ProMajtas In order for a church to be tax exempt, it needs to apply for 501(c)3 tax exempt status. It's not difficult to do. Hovind's "church" knowingly did not apply for this. His amusement park also charged ticket fees. Churches cannot charge people for profit. He is essentially withheld up to $600,000 in tax dollars.
and I don't "believe" in evolution. I understand that the theory of evolution through natural selection is the best way to describe the diversity of life on earth.
eddygoombah 2 months ago
@ProMajtas (cont) this is not a "belief". It's called comprehension.
Tina Fey was a comedian on Saturday Night Live who used to satirize Sarah Palin during the '08 election.
here's a video of it: watch?v=_cf9NqaZ4fw
eddygoombah 2 months ago
@eddygoombah do you or do you not comprehend that no one ever have observed evolution occurring, do you or do you not comprehend that evolution isn't observable testable and it can't be proven as a fact so it can not be called science.
ProMajtas 2 months ago
@ProMajtas i comprehend that your entire comment is completely false. please look up "observed instances of speciation".
come back to me when you've done a bit of actual reading on the subject before you make this mistake again.
eddygoombah 2 months ago
@ProMajtas " it can't be proven as a fact so it can not be called science."
and this comment right here leads me to believe you don't really understand what science is, no offense. Science cannot "prove" things in an absolute sense. It finds the most probable explanation based of evidence.
eddygoombah 2 months ago
@eddygoombah yes if you have enough evidence it can be used as a very probable theory but not as a fact, yet still that doesn't change the fact that almost all the evidence that is used to prove evolution have been proven wrong 50 years ago. so please give me some actual evidence to support this theory.
ProMajtas 2 months ago
@ProMajtas
Facts make up theories. Theories do not become facts.
"so please give me some actual evidence to support this theory."
I already answered this. Please google "observed instances of speciation".
eddygoombah 2 months ago
@eddygoombah yes you have again provided evidence for Micro-evolution, and i have seen this before but it still doesn't proves that one kind of animals can turn into another kinds of animals i had these little debates before and i was never given evidence for Macro-evolution, and if you have some please tell me because i would relay like to see some, and i would like you to provide some evidence that one kind of animals can turn to another kinds of animals like a hamster-dog or monkey-human.
ProMajtas 2 months ago
@ProMajtas that's not how evolution works. Stop playing dumb.
one species changing into another is evolution. macroevolution is just microevolution with more time. This is Bio 101.
eddygoombah 2 months ago
@eddygoombah oh no one species changing into another is just what the bible says all the animals were designed to do by the creator it have been observed and proven that's SCIENCE but macro-evolution have never been observed and there is no evidence for it so once again if you have ANY evidence for MACRO evolution please tell me. that's what evolutionists do all the time, you say that evolution os true and we came from monkeys but all evidance you provide proves micro evolution.
ProMajtas 2 months ago
@ProMajtas uh huh... the bible says that microevoluion is true... ok.
there are many transitional forms that show macroevolution happening. Google is a wonderful thing!
eddygoombah 2 months ago
@eddygoombah wow it's quite sad it show a squid and it says it's a primitive squid, it also shows a a horse and it says it's 1.8 million years but somehow the picture was made with a digital camera instead showing the actual fossils they found. But wait i have found a missing link between reptiles and birds why didn't i see that before you can see it right here.
just Google this duckalligator
yep that proves evolution.
ProMajtas 2 months ago
@ProMajtas How do you know that everything was designed by some mystical creator deity? Nobody was there to see it. Are you saying we should just accept a book full of variously translated and interpreted bronze age myths and legends with absolutely no supporting evidence as fact?
CarajilloDulce 2 months ago
@eddygoombah Uh... completely unrelated to the debate at hand, but it's refreshing to see someone use the word 'umbrage' correctly, and I thank you for it.
JimKuback2009 1 month ago
I love it! LOL, although I wouldn't wish for anyone to 'drop the soap'--he kinda deserves it.
Mimi2591 2 months ago
Gone out your way a bit to create an animation and a song about someone who gets to you that much, LOL cute really ;)
demondeano 2 months ago
@demondeano eh... it took me about a day of work, so it wasn't really out of my way. I don't know what you mean by "get to me". Just making fun of a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, and a tax felon...
that is all.
eddygoombah 2 months ago
@eddygoombah So for every "known liar" there is on this earth you feel the need to make videos and fun of them...whether or not you believe what he says, (personally) i think its pretty sad that you would make something like this, at the end of the day thats someones dad, son..and he has a family, if i saw a video like this about my dad it would be pretty upsetting that people would actually go to the lengths of this to express their views about one man (thats clearly got to you in some way)
demondeano 2 months ago
@demondeano so for every person who satirizes someone, do you also think this? Do you write letters to Tina Fey telling her to stop when she makes fun of Sarah Palin on SNL?
You keep bringing up the idea that hovind has somehow gotten to me. Sorry, but I am simply poking fun and satirizing a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy and a tax felon. Nothing more. Like I said it only took me a day of work.
Really, the way you're defending hovind, sounds like it clearly got to you.
eddygoombah 2 months ago
@eddygoombah I dont mean to hit a raw nerve here but looking at some of your videos and comments on your wall its got alot to do with kent hovind and the whole creation thing..looks to me as if your pretty angry at God for some reason right? If you wasnt why would you be wasting your time with something you dont believe in?
demondeano 2 months ago
@demondeano "looks to me as if your pretty angry at God for some reason right?"
Can't be angry at something that isn't there.
Regardless, if creationists weren't trying to push their religions into publicly funded schools, then I wouldn't care what they did with their time. People can believe what they want. But once they start pushing their ideas as science in a public school science class when it has nothing to to with the subject, I feel compelled to protest
I know. darn that constitution
eddygoombah 2 months ago
The beautiful thing, is that the idiot who made this video is in for a monumental surprise.
It's getting closer every day, and only the truly deluded cannot see it.
DelusionTerminator 2 months ago
@DelusionTerminator tough words from someone who hides his profile from others.
eddygoombah 2 months ago 5
@DelusionTerminator 2 days closer now! Ooooooshiiiiit!!!!!!
jerrygreg2 2 months ago
He'll be in heaven before a despicable puke like the creator of this video ever will. Hovind was sent to prison on trumped up BS tax charges. But you are far too stupid to realize that the REAL reason he was charged, was because he was a REAL threat to the bullshit evolutionist agenda.
Fear none of those things which you shall suffer. Behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that you may be tried." Revelation 2:10
DelusionTerminator 2 months ago
@DelusionTerminator The only thing Kent Hovind is a threat to is common sense.
CarajilloDulce 2 months ago 2
@DelusionTerminator It's nice that you find (what you see as) the suffering and torture coming to others as a "beautiful thing". It's amost as if you and not your god, are personally offended. I see torture but it's all inside you!
jerrygreg2 2 months ago