Carl Sagan: If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

[Xteaphn]

Step 1: Invent Universe

Step 2: Apple Pie

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit

[MRD46076]

6 people cant invent the universe

[MagneticPig]

I'm not very good at singing songs, but here's a try: Space is filled with a network of wormholes, you might emerge somewhere else in space, somewhen else in time, THE SKY CALLS TO US

[txdunn]

Peach cobbler is right out.

[Oct195]

In your face, Gordon Ramsey!

[Astromoore]

Mind blown.

[HoodedCobra]

If you wish to invent the universe, you must make an apple pie.

[askantik]

Check out "Vegan Pie in the Sky" for a recipe to make Cosmos Apple Pie :)

[desuforeverlulz]

240p... we meet again.

[PsychadelicBananas]

:-)

[EASYTIGER10]

I always forget that bit. It's why my apple pies taste so bloody awful.

[Gantzer1]

Okay so i already created this universe but whats the receipe?

[williamwzl]

Therefore you must invent yourself, before you exist.

[MASTURCHEEF001]

Applejack is now pissed off.

[TranquilFury1993]

@MASTURCHEEF001 Doesn't that put a whole new spin on how sisterhood is like?

[MASTURCHEEF001]

@TranquilFury1993 perhaps.

[texandriller]

Carl, your so blazed.

[00Aliengamer00]

240p, we meet again...

[PlancksTime]

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, first steal the apples from the tree

[PlancksTime]

How to take a dump. 1. First invent the universe

[yngvaibucketrucci]

well fuck that then its gonna take too long, the box said it will be ready in half an hour

[rofapp]

Why did god create the universe?

Cuz' he wanted an apple pie

sorry for my bad inglish

[shinokiba]

The pie makers created the universe.

[shinokiba]

How to make an apple pie

Step 1: Invent the Universe

[MarshuCSS]

If you wish to have a video in 1080p, you must first invent the universe.

[scubamikenz]

Where's the rest of it?!?

[ifhgsfj]

How?

[RinzMD]

I raged.

[lordtbag]

Umm...i'll just get a store bought one

[CrazyAvidGamer]

erm what does an apple pie have to do with universe

sorry if i sound stupid :(

[rickg22]

@CrazyAvidGamer The ingredients of an apple pie are made, ultimately, of the various elements of the periodic table. You can't have those without inventing the universe first. (Key-word here "from scratch")

[CrazyAvidGamer]

@rickg22 oh ic thanks :)

[SincereCreature]

@CrazyAvidGamer ummm a pie is something within the universe and is a part of it, a part of one whole process like you and me ;D we're one literally :D

[ilifeform]

According to Religion you only need to Pray !

[StrangerYouKnow]

@ilifeform Oh nice one. Please, try not to bash people's beliefs.

[4thCaballero]

True visionary

[horbergus]

What an awesome line

[rontayan]

.....Sounds logical. Go on.....

[AdamsTeinz]

w00t?! My sis invents the universe errday!

[xxxexyz87]

@AdamsTeinz i help her to populate that universe w00t!!!!

[AdamsTeinz]

@xxxexyz87 She's happily married and has a kid. And fucking a pie is gross. :-D

[AsDeadAsDillinger]

Hey guys, I think we're screwed, I just read that in order to make the universe from scratch, we're going to need an apple pie.

Mr Sagan you are NOT made from stars You ARE a STAR !

[snypa514]

Up next:

How to Make Homemade Apple Pie from Scratch

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[Metal404Head]

I'm going to get a patent for the universe.

[Dragonion2010]

So, I decided to take his advice. Currently I have seven micro-organisms swimming around in a test tube, and if I am lucky these will have evolved to a chicken in 2.5 million years so I can get the three eggs I will need for the pie.

[yamba01]

Is he gonna have that whole pie to himself?

Fatty

[yamba01]

Lol omg I love YouTube comments.

[fandamme]

... and then put the universe in the stove for about 13 billion years

[SilentEcho8]

Love this quote

[TheUncutAngel]

CARL SAGAN...

Y U NO TELL ME HOW TO CREATE UNIVERSE???

[FrapsYou]

@TheUncutAngel That our mission he has set us to complete. We shall do it my friend, together.

[mariofana]

the univers is already invented

[MCVastDifference]

Be careful not to spend too much time on the universe. An imperfect Universe results in a perfect Pie.

[I3L4NK]

CRUMBLY!!! But good.

[VanKlaunch]

You didn't show the part where Carl Sagan masterfully reverse engineers the pie!?

[thewhiteafrican]

1. ????

2. Invent universe

3. Make apple pie

4. PROFIT!

[lemonkid44]

How to Make Anything

By Carl Sagan

Step 1: Invent the Universe

[TheAdjundantReflex]

@lemonkid44

rofl

[LondonsBurning5]

challenge accepted

[JuanLeTwnz]

Remember to never lose focus while trying out this recipe, especially while generating the elements, or your pie will look rather odd in the end.

[mijofrank]

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, Mr. Anderson, you must first invent the universe.

[HoLOLcaust]

Ok but I don't wish to make one, I just want to. So how do I go about doing such an act Mr.Sagan?

[daboiwunda72]

MOST OF US DIDN'T NOW ABOUT THIS GUY BEFORE THE AUTOTUNE SONG

[Bradlez92]

@daboiwunda72 Most of us aren't troglodytes who watch MTV all day, "errday."

[TralalFace]

@daboiwunda72 Lies



[Dethenger]

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe, eh?

I'm pretty sure that makes the butler God.

[Son1cWave]

haha that's really good ^^

[Whimzy74]

No wonder I couldn't get into the pastry program at Cambridge.

Recipe for making a croissant:

1.Close a black hole

2. Sprinkle two tablespoons of Flour

3. Add a quart of butter (See how to create butter)

4. Do some dough and mix together

5. Bake until Golden Brown

[EasyRecipesHQ]

nice

[Yoshithedino123]

Apple Pie: The hardest food to make from scratch.

[blueman912]

Challenge accepted.

[Aaron1343]

Notice: No dislikes.

Goes to show that Carl Sagan was far too beast-mode, gangsta, and awesome for thumbs downs.

[scarface71795]

Smartass

Going on with your techno babble about me needing to create the Universe just to make a fucking Apple pie

No wonder Mcdonald's workers are always anrgry

[cocojumb0]

0:20 dramatic chipmunk

[thexenomancer]

LIKE A BOSS

[crackshot91]

CLASSY AS FUCK.

[ronnieno]

If you wish to go deeper than this clip - You'll have to get high.

[kaas94]

w00t that cook must have invented the universe how else did he get the apple pie?

well...atleast you dont have to invent the multi-verse

atleast there is chicken

[fritspas]

crumbly but good

[parnowihavetogoblind]

that boy there i swear he's gonna die

[ciscornBIG]

I LOVE IT CARL

[ZacEffron]

lol kinda true. You must first make all the atoms that make the ingredients of apple pie. That took billions of years

[ANGELO13111]

smoke weed 'err day.

[0GlenBenton0]

Carl Sagan was contradicting himself when he said this as he believes with enough time a pie can create itself from nothing. So technically it should be "You don't have to make an apple pie from scratch, because it will do this on its own."

[aaronsurfs22]

@0GlenBenton0

You're fucking retarded. *facepalm*

[0GlenBenton0]

@aaronsurfs22

please explain how I am wrong, if at all.

[Astrosimi]

@0GlenBenton0 Dude, at least watch the rest of the episode before assuming the context he's saying it in.What he meant is, that the ingredients, such as the apples that go into the pie, are made of increasingly smaller and smaller components, molecules, atoms, etc. Which could only be available if you're in a universe, which by default contains matter.

Essentially, to paraphrase, "To make an apple pie, you need a universe with the correct matter in it."

[0GlenBenton0]

@Astrosimi

I did watch the entire video, and my statement still stands. Carl Sagan is an atheest and I was simply showing how stupid his belief really is. Same goes for you if your an athiest.

[Astrosimi]

@0GlenBenton0 ... What the hell does that have to do with ANYTHING I said? I was simply saying you were taking his words out of context. When did we lapse over into religion?

[0GlenBenton0]

@Astrosimi

Because I showed that his words are contradicting his belief in athiesm. I did not take his words out of context as he is an atheist and is stupid when he said that the pie was created out of nothing.

[aaronsurfs22]

@0GlenBenton0

My statement still stands. You're fucking stupid.

[bloomtom]

@0GlenBenton0

Troll

@aaronsurfs22

Trollbait

Also, an apple pie would create itself spontaneously out of random matter given enough time, isn't physics fun?

[0GlenBenton0]

@bloomtom

the only smart person on this video (excluding me :)

[BlaDK44]

@0GlenBenton0 First of all, atheism is the lack of belief and says nothing about what you believe in, except that you don't believe in gods.

Secondly, I find it ironic that you say atheists are stupid for believing something was created out of nothing, when it could just as easily be applied to yourself. Where did your god come from then? Has it always existed? Then the universe might as well always have existed.

[0GlenBenton0]

@Astrosimi

since bloomtom had intelligence and blew my cover, i guess i have to say successful troll is successful. good day.

[Astrosimi]

@0GlenBenton0 Oh, damn. Touche. I guess I should give you props for that one.

[n00buler89]

NOW what am I going to do for my picnic?

[kizbo]

@n00buler89 invent the universe?

[koopaatroopa]

haha im watching the series right now and when i heard him say this i was like "damn this has to be on youtube" xD

[23rdpsalm]

Well there goes my dreams of being a master chef.

[JolleyEFC]

Can someone please explain to me what this means? I love the quote but it makes no sense to me

[donuthead551]

@JolleyEFC refer to the comment before you, he means that "scratch" means nothingness, so to have any ingredients for apple pie, you must have invented the universe.

[foulplay48]

@JolleyEFC

all atoms in the universe have already been created, so you cant technically make something from scratch

l2cosmology

[GeneralNerd]

In this case "scratch" means "nothing" so technically he's correct.

[ANGELO13111]

smoke weed 'err day! i love this guy. 

[TheoneParky]

Sounds like agent smith

[fartx211]

I love this quote. There are few which sum up where we are and how we exist in one sentence

[masterj345]

i think its funny that no russians watch this movie, they dont like sagan? i wonder what that says about their personality ?

[mecrazy5]

Carl Segan, He simply walks into Mordor.

[Anthonyk312]

Well how do you expect me to do that?!?!?!

[anadus7]

"If you wish to blame someone in any failures, you must first blame the first cell which split into two."

[Anagkhe]

That's a hell of a recipe.

[cuppajoesugar]

Eh. Easy as pie.

[byteusa]

What is the from?

[wrigleyirish]

If that's true, then my cook book is incomplete.

[Golemoid]

how do i invent the universe?

[Caltwentynine]

@Golemoid if you wish to make the universe from scratch you must first invent the pie.

[MaikUniversum]

@Caltwentynine fuck you I laughed out loud :D hahaha

[tiben36]

WHAT?

[SergeantLedge]

GODDAMNIT CARL

[BLlewhe]

This man was a genius.

[calmsnowfall]

Well, looks like I'm shit out of luck.

[pwnwner]

I just invented the universe.

[fizzgigify]

Prove it.

[theneonfire]

What about a cherry pie?

[TheFartingBaby]

sage

[IAmRodyle]

why do I image that mr. sagan was a very hard person to cook for?

[Aprilshowersss]

nah he was a pothead. he would gobble anything up.

[Jas2davir]

@IAmRodyle well id imagine inventing the universe would be really hard.that butler has invented the universe!!

[DimmerMeerkat]

@Jas2davir Nah. The butler didn't make it from scratch. He used a prepared universe and everything. Maybe even bought the crust.

[MrKarataka]

@DimmerMeerkat Pfft.

Clearly the universu used by mr saganeru's butleru was made from scratcheru

[Tranceboy2k]

@IAmRodyle Because You must first invent the universe, Haha.

I wouldn't know where to start.

[Tranceboy2k]

@IAmRodyle Because You must first invent the universe, Haha.

I wouldn't know where to start. I'd probably have a nervous breakdown.

[TheCartoonBilly]

aaah, so that's why god inventted the universe

[shadowmuniplitive]

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!­!

[BrendanIsCool]

@shadowmuniplitive regards,uncle dolan

[markvtos]

I'm not sure that I have those ingredients Carl.

[jckgoldness]

RIP

[StrawB0ss]

i smell /b/ tards

[smokeytheshadycat]

/sci/ons - I came.

/ck/ - Ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuu-

[DavidDavingstonshire]

It all makes sense now.

[PERSONIFICATIONOFYAY]

O_o

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[rogueamp]

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­u

[RicorianGuardian]

I actually lol'd.

[Pseudonym919]

Carl Segan is a pretty cool guy, eh invents the universe and dosent afraid of anything.

[antichristpulse]

My good friend, the "amusement" of this is found in the simple fact that it is a simple fact.

[part2themovie]

put simply

[SaganAppreciationSoc]

I have never understood the appeal of this throwaway line. Can somebody explain why some find it so amusing?

[549844218498]

lol wat :|

[RizwanZZ]

He was a cool dude.

[PoliticalRemixer]

Yes ;D

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[Booshibonton]

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA wat