Late Show - Jerry Seinfeld vs Kids' Birthdays

[utopiandesign]

This one was sad. They're having fun betraying the innocent trust of their children. The fruits of this should be weighed prior to allowing it. Early years provide great stability for every child's development. And when the dubious traditions deviate from the parents ideals for their child's character development, harmful results always follow. In this, FUCK the adult's childish laughter. STEP UP TO THE PLATE OF THE CHILD'S BEST INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AnimalCarnage]

"Let's get violent on that fake donkey..." Republican catch phrase of the century.

[Jazzy4440]

"Who are these people?".... EPIC!

[bbriiannz]

I can now literally imagine a *Insert Child Here* sign in front of Bouncy Castle slot

[cunt400]

30 second ad for a video thats less than 3 minutes long... seems legit to me

[lalobrit9]

Of course the piñata "thing" doesn't fit. It's because it's MEXICAN! Not american...

[PuppetierMaster]

@lalobrit9 Sure and Tiger Woods is a dedicated Husband, tell me something I don't already facepalm to.

[FrogLicker8cP]

1:35 seinfeld gets mads and letterman has to appologize

[ChameleonLost88]

I like bouncy castles because I myself am an insane little kid. What Jerry is saying is based off half-truths and outright lies masked as the full truth... It's called COMEDY people, lighten up XD. Besides Jerry told Trump off while he still donated to his charity. Jerry's kick ass in my book!

[1Thompsonmusic]

No one under the age of 30 should come on here saying ANYTHING against Seinfeld. Seinfeld is for grown ups, not little facebook and texting kiddies.

[ThatAnimalGuy]

@1Thompsonmusic lol, I'm 15 and i love him.

[EPSWhiz]

Seinfeld is a worthless piece of POOP! He always talked like his mouth was full of it! Jerry, you could learn from Mark Twain of 1858: " It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt; also learn from Abe Lincoln of 1860: "Better to remain silent and be though a fool than to speak and remove all doubt"..

[jumponmyjock]

@EPSWhiz your a worthless piece of shit if hes so stupid then how come he had one of the most popular comedy sitcoms of all time and hes a very famous comedian

[aronosky69]

@EPSWhiz you should practice what you preach......

[kosmosleha]

I can not believe it!!! The commercial played, but the video does not!!!! God damn youtube!!!

[bqureshi21]

jerry seinfeld and brian regan - two of the best stand up comedians, and both clean humor. awesome.

[whatisaspacebar]

I can't believe people don't "get" his humour. I guess in order to appreciate satire you have to have a working brain. Also, the Gen Y comment is very apt. I teach media and am staggered by how limited my students' viewing habits are. There's a severe lack of creativity and imagination in the younger generations.

[old12school3]

Not funny

[CastellanoSemental]

the show seinfeld just showed me what kind of terrible actor he is. He can't act for shit. horrible acting, makes me sick to my stomach. not really but yeah poor acting 

[TailsDoll478]

LOL, once on Seinfeld he DID do a stand up act n birthday parties. XD

[DreamComingTrue]

36 kids party planners disliked this video

[ohedd]

He's quick as hell. He can joke about absolutely everything you can think of!

[ConanCnutKicker]

i still love bouncy castles, and i'm 30!

[SoMusic15]

a lot of jerry seinfeld's humor may not be "lol" humor, but i agree completely with @bauer3924. when i was in middle school, i tried to watch his show, and it was WAY over my head. when i got into high school, i realized what all his jokes meant, and i could relate to it much better because i'd matured. its just understanding the concept of real-life humor, without of using every curse word in the books. this is, indeed intelligent humor. aka, why i don't expect 90% of youtube to get it...hahah

[iamericwhite]

Say what you want, the man's a legend.

[TheMatt7000]

"Bloodied" lol!

[iamfatandsassy]

damnit i thought this was seinfeld vs a bunch of kids

[JDNuvo]

You know, I think Seinfelds pretty funny actually. It takes intelligence to be funny without dirty stuff.

[MeanT241985]

Isnt this the same show where that Kramer guy apologized and kept saying afro-americans?...lol

[elduran5]

Haha "We're gonna nail his ass" lol

[Grenerd22]

Jerry Seinfield is hilarious! And he's going to be even more hilarious as a grandpa!

[supniggaaaaaa]

SEINFELD IS BEYOND A COMEDY LEGEND. HE FUCKING DOMS EVERYONE.

[ThaWiseJester]

Seinfeld is a Legend of our time.. In comedian circles he is well respected,his comedy is not as wacky as lets say Dane Cook,Carlos Mencia etc.but is an icon in the comedy world..

[myouounoanji]

Brilliant stuff!

[sonlight19]

Seinfeld's comedy used to be so funny but we have evolved beyond it now. I get the impression Letterman wasn't sincerely tickeled but laughing based on who Seinfeld was supposed to be. He couldn't hold his own on Curb your enthusiam or Dave Chappelle...farewell funny friend. Tis a new day.

[OBJECTION95]

i am brazilian. Brazil's stand up is evolving a lot, we have tons of talented comedians, but you guys are lucky, we may have awesome stand up comedians but you guys have JERRY SEINFELD i mean.... you guys have THE stand up comedian, congratulations!

[aronosky69]

He is funny..

[Jazzy4440]

@OBJECTION95 The thing here is timing... something that most comedians forget about... of course, some killer jokes also help =P

[vainguitarist]

@OBJECTION95 america would be nothing without the jews

[sharky1999]

Dave actually has a point. I saw on the news about an adult that was bouncing off of one of those bouncy castles and landed smack on a little kid. Killed him right there.

[lighter2233]

why would you be happy about being jewish... there is no problem with jews..but ISRAELIS  which everyone assocuiates with jews..not italy, russia, or poland anymore... but ISRAEL and hey are fucked up people!! Why would anyone want to be associated with those DAMN ISRAELIS.. look at jon stewart.. A JEW!! makes fun of jews all the time on national tv....

[dominator120397]

@lighter2233 you cant just say that all israelis are bad whats the difference between that and racism?

[bradley95257]

I just learned some information which is true. Jerry Seinfeld has a problem with being Jewish and that Jews were considered as ugly in Europe (mostly in Germany) and that's why he talks bad about people's children. He often made fun of people or called them ugly on the Seinfeld show. He should be happy with himself as a Jew.

[betatester03]

@bradley95257 "I just learned some information which is true!" *drool*

Care to cite your source?

[lighter2233]

@bradley95257 This is because most of Europe KNOWS what most of America know nothing about... In the US we are so sheltered from the outside... This country is run by jews all the major medias, fox abc cnn and big newspapers are RUN BY JEWS that will only report stuff that makes everyone except jews look bad... And I will bet you that all most every american has NO IDEA that satellite tv is free in all of europe and asia. all you have to do is but the equipment, and you get EVERY CHANNEL fre

[bradley95257]

@lighter2233 I have nothing against Jews. I like Jerry Seinfeld and many other famous Jews. Some just seem to have a problem with it. Did you know that the people of Monaco has free cable tv? The Prince felt that it should be free for everyone.

[USAneedsaChange]

@lighter2233 Satellite TV is not free here in Europe at all... and don't blame Jews. the owners don't decide over every program etc..

[patriotsmakemesick]

@lighter2233 STFU watch the fucking video and enjoy it fucktard

[lighter2233]

Every one hears about the smallest thing that happens it the MIDDLE EAST but i bet that no one heard the 6months ago the ISRAELIS killed an American in INTERNATAIONAL WATERS (ON PURPOSE) and there was only the tiniest excerpt on cnn (barely a mention) and nothing on american TV...

[oneawesomefreak1]

Jerry is so cute, not to mention funny. A sense of humour is really important in a guy, especially now with the huge love for comedy in America.

[abigailcaruana]

I'm 18 and Jerry is still one of my favorite comedians :)

[xptwillie]

thanks for the 2 minute blank ad...freecreditreport didn't pay their bill on time?

[BigDogJang0]

Jerry's head got fat.

[scottmanduzy]

Jerry and larry david were smart enough to surround him with funny characters Kramer, Elaine and George.

[savemyplaylist]

fuck ads

[GuddaGuddaCashMoney]

very good yerry (seinfeld)

[MCP1579375]

Oh, he is making fun of children now. He is such a pencil necked dweeb, I bet even Pee Wee Herman could stump on his head.

[skydark]

@MCP1579375 Its an innocent joke that is directed at no particular person. How is that bad?

[Damien333]

skip gay ads 0:01

[krazyzyko]

I get the jokes, I know the observational humor, but he's never made me laugh...

[TheContinual]

@krazyzyko I'm sorry to hear that. Try Paxil

[krazyzyko]

@TheContinual lol that was funny, unlike seinfeld.

I prefer George Carlin, Louis Ck, Dave Allen, Reggie Watts, Zach Galfianakis, Dave Chapelle, Daniel Tosha, Dave Atell, Lisa Lampanelli, Katt Williams, etc.

[NaYarB04]

@krazyzyko same problem, or gift perhaps

[krazyzyko]

@NaYarB04 Gift probably, it's called having a good sense of humor.

[NaYarB04]

@krazyzyko Whats the deal with (insert pure shit)

[krazyzyko]

@NaYarB04 LOOOOOOOL "why is they sky blue? I mean there are other colors like what's up with that?" *white rich crowd claps*

[KaptianKuichki]

@NaYarB04 Whats the deal with 12 year old boys making fun of Jerry Seinfield ? And have you ever noticed their hardly ever funny?

[Claurice]

Always wondered, do they tell the guests the topics before the show?

They must, it always comes too naturally and perfectly.

It's like an aided stand up routine.

[MrLunitunz]

Seinfeld is my favourite sitcom. Jerry is a great comedian. And he denies it, but he totally says "What's the deal...?"

[DocNintendo]

seinfeld feels like a psychopat.. hes funny yes!!!

[GlassPike]

I swear to god he does say "who are these people?"

[molyvenson]

Its funny how most ppl watching this know very little or nothing at all about seinfeld lol

[bronco4lifee]

I love Jerry. Good clean comedy

[d21k]

800 million dollars and he can't hire someone to tie his tie properly? hahaha

[giugnhgbvinierngvb89]

@d21k when u have big cash u dont give a fuck about stupid things as u do

[ohmphthschwrhu]

this guys head,his queue filled tone,his observation style jokes,remind me of the flintstones ,,in particular the floating green martian GHAZZOO!!

[iropsy]

"We're gonna get a pin and nail his ass"-This guy is full of it! I'd like to see him when he meets God. I just want to be there when he make Almight chuckle!

[982550]

@iropsy man ur retarded man

you do realise he's a comedian?

[iropsy]

@982550 Duh, you ever heard of dark humor. Catch 22 its for sale cheap on amazon.com read it

[bauer3924]

You know, it really isn’t hard to figure out why this guy has so many haters who post negative comments on these videos. I can just picture some late teens/early 20s guy sitting behind his keyboard watching this thinking “huh? This guy made people laugh without saying “dick” “penis” “nigger” or making some low brow race joke? How is this supposed to be funny?” Well I will explain how. (continued)

[WORKingBOSE]

@bauer3924 I am 15 years old, his show was half over when I was born, and I love it. And I know EXACTLY what your talking about. I have all the seasons of "Seinfeld", I show them to my friends, and they just stare at the TV, don't even crack a smile. Ohhhh, but turn American Pie and they laugh it up. I don't get it. The sophistication level of kids of my generation is almost embarrassing. You have "Yada, yada, yada - He's a long talker" vs. "LOL-OMG". GOD DAMN IT!!

[Niekpas]

@WORKingBOSE

+1

Exactly the same for me. It seems all most kids our age like is humor that requires NO thought whatsoever.

"Puke? That's a funny word!"

[bishielurfer]

@bauer3924 Actually, college age kids are some of the biggest fans of Seinfeld because we grew up with it. I think a little younger is what you're going for here.

[aintdoingit]

@bauer3924 I'm early 20's sitting behind my keyboard and I think Jerry is great, rest assured

[Spacemonkeymojo]

@bauer3924 That's fucking ignorant. I'm 22 and I know other people my age who love Seinfeld. Stupid arrogant bitch.

[RealCoolFreakinGuy]

@Spacemonkeymojo Way to show your age and maturity. There are 15 year-olds typing intelligent responses to his comment...

[Spacemonkeymojo]

@RealCoolFreakinGuy Oh yeah, so a 22 year old can't get angry because of some igorant, arrogant idiot generalises generation Y as the "gimme gimme" and "dumber" generation.

[ivy3ball]

@Spacemonkeymojo Your point would probably be more valid if you spelled all of your words correctly and had proper grammar

.

[Spacemonkeymojo]

@ivy3ball So I made a couple of mistakes, you didn't even use a period after your sentence. Learn to punctuate.

[ivy3ball]

@Spacemonkeymojo Your point would probably be more valid if you spelled all of your words correctly and had proper grammar.

[Spacemonkeymojo]

@ivy3ball LOOOOOL so you typed out your entire sentence again and added the full stop, good for you. It's also "spelt" not "spelled". Oh wait, you probably don't realise that we use British English where I'm from and not American English. We use "s" as "z" in some words. And oh, I realise I spelt ignorant wrong. Let me correct that, you are ignorant.

[tedwilli9]

@Spacemonkeymojo you can used spelt or spelled...even though spelt is like the idiot's way of saying it.

[Spacemonkeymojo]

@tedwilli9 Yep so I'm sure you've labelled a whole lot of people as idiots based on one thing they do. That's great. 

[brokenM90]

@Spacemonkeymojo you just don't understand good humor, my friend. you could never get seinfield.

[Spacemonkeymojo]

@brokenM90 I actually have the entire series boxset.. and I've watched every ep including the extras, and I can sit on Youtube watching seinfeld clips for ages. I would even say that I like seinfeld more than you.

[brokenM90]

@Spacemonkeymojo i doubt anyone from your generation could find this funny. you guys don't understand good humor. you just like stuff with cursing and anything stupid.

[Spacemonkeymojo]

@brokenM90 Once again you must be one of the very few idiotic, arrogant, ignorant AND un-educated people left on the face of the earth. The fact that you seem to hold yourself above me, just because I "don't" find this humour funny (which I do actually) screams pathetic, and that you must be a huge loser who will grasp at straws to make himself feel like he's better than anyone else. Looking at your page I can see that you must be mentally ill. Kill yourself.

[brokenM90]

@Spacemonkeymojo <------- not capable of getting the humor in seinfield.

[bauer3924]

The humor is a parody of life, and it mocks the mundane events of life. Its subtle, and relatable, and you need to understand the subtleties behind the jokes. Basically, it’s humor for intelligent people, which is why it isn’t a big hit with the youtube crowd.

[TheTigerfan99]

@bauer3924 I seriously think those are the truest words ever spoken on youtube. +1 for you my man.

[valckee03]

@bauer3924 oh nowwww i understand why he is funny

[tallguy111]

@bauer3924 :)

[komme6]

@bauer3924 You're a part of the crowd youself

[FlaccidSunday]

@bauer3924 You're so lucky both of your comments are top rated...IN ORDER...on here.

[kevdoyleman]

@bauer3924 im 12 1/2 years old and my favorite show is seinfeld, i think he is hilarious and when i tell my friends these jokes they just like, "i dont get it"

[miamimagicians]

@bauer3924 Jerry IS a big hit with the youtube crowd, his episodes get millions or hundreds of thousands of views and favorites. Just a couple of trolls snag around...

[Spacemonkeymojo]

@bauer3924 Oh and the fact that you are putting down others just because they don't enjoy the same kind of humour as you is fucking pathetic and makes you even more of an arrogant bitch. Pretty much inferring that you must be dumb not to like his humour is even more pathetic and angers the hell out of me. You're a fucking douche.

[procrastinator300]

@bauer3924 Jerry Seinfeld is a very funny comedian But I have to say something about the late teens/early 20s comment. Don't know if you have a stereotype towards them but if you do I'm gonna say I am 16 years old, born in 1995 and 3 years old when Seinfeld ended. I remember watching seinfeld as far back to when I was 4 or 5. I love seinfeld and it is currently my favorite show. and there also kids in my class who like seinfeld. so don't stereotype towards kids. some of us do love good comedy

[kramer911]

@bauer3924 =)

[kingkerwick]

He really misses everone knowing who he is..stuck up self deluded bastard

[gatnka]

Just f... love him!!!!!

[BRm2008]

ah LOL  fun ny!!

[Sandydahling]

Sometimes I wonder if I got my cynicism from watching everything Seinfeld's ever done from 1989 to present.

[karmigero]

@Sandydahling abolutely, i know this is where i got it... and woody of course

[DuxJerome]

totally staged. Dave sais "childrens birthday party's" and "bouncy castle" and Seinfeld does his act. Outside of america: we dont buy that.

[Onwisconsin18]

@DuxJerome I don't think anyone is supposed to think this is a real interview.

[josepasillas530]

its so funny i forgot to laugh

[DHammerr]

@josepasillas530 THIS made me laugh

[Liberum69]

Moon bounces were awesome. David, you pussy.

[tdfitch03]

Wow! He wore a suit. I didn't think celebrities knew how to wear suits anymore. I am glad someone still dresses up to the occasion.

[urbachmilf69]

I love Jerry Seinfeld but sometimes he's got a cynical view on life. Also a very jewish view on life because he preaches negativity only with physical activity and athleticism. (and if you haven't heard thats something there not very good at).

[Crich775]

@urbachmilf69 So apparently im not a very good jew because im an elite age group Triathlete?

[atworkguy]

Gold Jerry, Gold!

[aloobi]

This guy cannot not be funny! Even when he tries not to be funny.. it's funny!

[ezshi87]

@aloobi "am i being funny now?" "its funny!!!!"

[quincee33]

@ezshi87 roflmao......awesome...."you can not not be funny"

[bb33nnii]

@aloobi ur probably just a kid. kids cant find jerry's sense of humour. all u guys laugh at is people saying "penis, ass, shit". u guys have no idea how many people loved and were entertained by jerry seinfeld's humor, hes legendary! kids in these generations...

[aloobi]

@bb33nnii what are you talking about? I think you misunderstood.. ready my comment again..

Jerry Seinfeld is my favorite comedian.. and I hate p****,-a**- s*** comedians.. unfortunately they're all over the place now..

[bb33nnii]

@aloobi lol, whoops, sorry bout that...

[thepolice911copeland]

I luv Seinfeld

[jermar79]

Jerry Seinfeld is the BEST!

[tbone35453]

I hate the way Letterman jumps all over his guests' punchlines. I wish he would just SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[danijel42]

šmeker!

[bitilalltheway]

Thta gold jerry, GOLD!!!!!

[Heyitsjuliebean]

My favorite movie is the Bee movie.....Great job in that Mr. Jerry.

[RazrHack]

Is he SERIOUSLY 54?

[JonneyeTV]

huge fan

[3434aaaa]

I love Jerry Seinfel. I love his kinda comedy. He is my favourite comedian. He is not an insult comic, does not make vulgar jokes ( not that there is anything wrong with it ). His comedy is all observational, and that's what I love about it. You'd have to be really intelligent to grasp the humor in everyday situations. And from his jokes, I can tell that he is a really decent, neat and nice guy. Not someone given to extremes. An all round good guy.

[shrijhaan]

@3434aaaa right on man !

[dominator120397]

@3434aaaa I like him because he is Jewish. Shema Yisrael!

[RichoRosai]

you have to be friggin OLD to find this jerk funny

[AdrielandVincentshow]

letterman is so setting seinfeld up for jokes

[oDcreyfish]

hes getting fat

[noshyosh]

hahaha...he does say "what's the deal" and "who are these people" and it's only funny when he says it ahaha

[origlilone]

test

[origlilone]

I see a lot of minus numbers by responses. I never could figure out why people have to post negative remarks- some do more than one remark- if you don't like the clip just don't watch any on the person you don't like- don't post a nasty remark to tick off the fans of the person- that's just being a prick

[ThugginCuzzin]

@origlilone i agree! Its ridiculous! I guess some mothers never said "if ya can't say something nice, don't say a thing"? I like Seinfeld, sure his show is off air but talent can't be ignored!! He had a hell of a run on the TV show!! Much respect!!

[ProudAnselmo]

Hmmm, so he doesn't say "who are these people", huh?

watch?v=LSZsDZ0k5AE

At the 6 :28 mark, you tell me what he says then.

[EvanSchapley]

@ProudAnselmo That phrase, as it's attributed to Seinfeld, means something like "What kind of people would buy those/use that/say this/etc.?" As in "Who uses these 'Baby on Board' stickers? Who are these people?" Like "Who could be so cretinous/stupid/arrogant" or whatever the case is. People associate it with him so much you might assume he uses it a lot, like a catchphrase, but he doesn't. In your example he's referring to specific people on greeting cards. That's not the same at all.

[ProudAnselmo]

He's certainly not talking about specific people. He's talking about random people on greeting cards in general.

In that bit, he's asking it rhetorically in exactly the way he says he never does in this interview.

Earlier in that same act he's all "who designed these pajamas?". It's the same basic device slightly reworded. He also uses "is anybody really doing this" type jokes a lot. 6: 58 in that video he says "what is the thing with..." which he also denies doing here.

[ProudAnselmo]

It's one word away from "what is the deal", but you know it's basically the same thing, be honest.

I love Seinfeld. I think that these types of jokes are only considered cliche because he is hilarious and has been successful doing them for so long. But he's bullshitting himself in this interview.

[trickyfeet]

he's asking it as a question not "who are these people!" it's hard to explain

[ProudAnselmo]

It's not hard to explain, it's a rhetorical question. Look it up. It's a question mark either way, not an exclamation point.

[Jaovvarela]

lol he said party wagon sounds familiar

[JonnyDiggs]

"these are your friends" bit from the 90's

[ImaginaryLegion]

:D hahaha

[zero0nea]

fake and gay

[spenceeee]

a ha ha

[fluffymczips]

haha i think its great that he addressed the whole "whats the deal" stereotype

[tlsar]

@Afrosamuri06 what the fuck is wrong with you i saw your comment on another seinfeld stand up vid and you said he was funny are you fucking retarded or something?

[blurredlife07]

you sound like you have no life and a small penis i feel bad for you

[Afrosamuri06]

sounds like your a fucktard zipper head and as 4 da penis ask your mum and your wife i made those biatches howl like they were wolves on a full moon

[rileypoole1234]

boy what the hell????