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  • i am tired of these freakin advertisements on the side of the screen talking about Mucinex while im trying to listen to two toys have a figurative debate with each other... im not sick, and i dont have little green monsters running around in my nose. SHUT IT ALREADY!

  • I got a rock xD

  • Rocks are cool. But Mercs with mouths are cooler. GO DEADPOOL YAY!

  • "I got a rock :("

    CHARLIE BROWN REFERENCE!

  • @Reach0088 it turned out good ass hole

  • @MrJojo10000 Not really. The movie was horrible compared to the earlier ones. It was a jumbled mess.

    That said, it was on purpose. The director wanted to do a Sandman movie, and the studio force him to use Venom and New Goblin for ratings so he threw them in but still tried to use Sandman. He knew it wouldn't work, but basically said F-U I'm putting my Sandman in here cause I love him.

  • Spiderman had Sandmaan,Venom and New Goblin and look how that movie turned out...

  • you know in a superman movie i hope to see doomsday and bizarro

  • He has Darkseid, a fucking god, briniac a computer that conquers everything and ,

    keeps on reincarnating, polaris a fucking sun,

    general zod which is another kryptonian, bizzaro, parasite and doomsday which are really powerful

    spiderman can pee in his latex because he will never beat any of those

  • @Vugnerok

    Terence Stamp was fucken awesome as General Zod....

  • I gotta rock

  • Spiderman: Hi I'm a Marvel!

    Superman: And I'm a DC!

    Thats classic!

  • i got a rock reminds me of charlie brown

  • "at least it can kill you" why can't all heroes have a weakness like superman? (along with a villain that can fight)

  • Superman does have doomsday to fight.

  • Superman could be totally kick yes, they need to stop worrying about copying the realism scheme and go all out. Make a crazy scifi action movie, giant robots, and Godzilla monster, Superman could handle them, and it would look so badass! Besides, Super have fatigue, and usually when monsters show it it's cloudy.

    Com'n, it's so obvious!

  • This was released on my birthday - 4 years ago.

  • what about brainiac?

  • HaHa

    charile brown reference 

  • Poor Superman. At least he's got General Zod to duke it out with in MOS now.

  • I'm hoping for doomsday in the new superman. You know, a proper supervillain he can fight on equal terms. Not a rock.

  • @xOmniCloudx Yeah but why not take some of their crew atleast, i mean i read up on the directors and producers and their

  • Awesome Charlie Brown reference. "I got a rock."

  • Darkseid, Doomsday, Metallo, Bizarro, Ultraman, Lex with Kryptonite powers and suits, Braniac, Zod (eh let's go on brake from him in the movies) and other Kryptonians. Seriously, he has a rogues gallery which can actually give him a fight but they RARELY properly use it. It never made sense to have an uber super hero but then give him barely any uber super villains to combat him.

  • @xOmniCloudx

    That's the thing, i think they hold him back because they want to make an uber movie for an massive fight but never have the direction and pitches that can pull it off, and unluckily it looks like the new movie that comes out in a year has Zod xD but as we know it's supposed to be a 3 parter so i think we'll get a little bit of the big villians hopefully they'll take a little bit of Smallvile glamour with them

  • @GSlice37 I hope so. Say what you want about Smallville and or its cast and how it handles the mythos (I personally am a big fan of Smallville and it actually got me to change my entire opinion about Superman mythos thanks to SOME of the modern direction they took which actually made it more relateable and interesting) but it definitely handled Clark/Superman actually having people who were constant threat to him outside magic, radiation and kryptonite far better than all the movies combined.

  • @xOmniCloudx nothing hurts him, and then zod. nothing hurts him but it's zod as a younger guy. I like the show, especially recently but it doesn't do anything the movies and comics don't also do.

  • @GSlice37 I also find it sad how Smallville and its vastly inferior budget compared to the movies, has handeled super scale and special effects stuff far better than Superman returns and on par with other Super hero movies. Goes to show you that it was always just lack of proper direction and effort to do those things right in the movie world. Their claims about price being the reasons most of the time were just BS.

  • @xOmniCloudx

    I was really hoping that they would just finish off the Smallville series with making a movie out of it to show his rise to becoming the actual Superman that we see in comics and stuff, but i guess we'l have to see basically a repeat of Smallville in the next movie since they wanna show Clark from the beginning (But then again i guess alot of people wanna see what's up with the modified beginning that they've done with the comics)

  • @GSlice37 100% agreement with you but hollywood always wants to make things needlessly complicated for no reason. With the movie following up on Smallville they could skip the origin story which most people know already and get straight to the important stuff. Plus they'd have the great benefit of having a good deal of the Smallville fanbase on board so that's financial insurance right there if they ever needed any.

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  • All you got is a rock

    Yeah

    At least it can kill you

    LOL

  • Have they used Bizzarro yet?

  • @jwnlink1 have you even seen superman 3

  • @SuperMayerman No, but i'm going to want to now...I didn't know they used him.

  • Superman got Doomsday. Superman isn't cool in the superhero action sense anymore. The world has fallen back in love with mortality. But I do contest that you CAN make a good superman story. It's just going to end up being more of a flying-brick-in-a-fragile-worl­d drama. A little more feelings than action. About being the man of steel in a world made of polystyrene.

  • me too i hate kryptonite too its annoying lmao i just saw a video that is kinda like robot chicken its called

    pow-real rangers

    theres a part one and part two to it, both clips are hilarious.

    but anyways i love the fat singing guy in this video best lol.

  • ``I mean,shouldn`t you be moving on to something different?``

    ``Oh, it`s different in this movie!``

    ``How?``

    ``This time we got a whole MOUNTAIN of Cryptonite.``

    ``Oh boy.``

    I agree with Spidey...no more crypto-rock-thingie please...I`m hating it already...

  • Ha ha i can see your hand in 0:49 Realy good

  • X-Men is the best!

  • "I've got a rock"

  • superman: I've got a rock......

    spiderman:well at least it coud kill you....

    superman:yeah...i guess thats something

    lol

  • not as good

  • "We've got a whole MOUNTAIN of kryptonite!"

  • The Joker and Two Face aren't supervillans, and batman isn't "super"...

  • @Rorschach2573 This stuff they do can easily be considered super. Every heard of the Emperor Joker storyline? Joker steals Mister Mxyzptlk's powers and remakes the world how he wants it. This was a Superman arc. Joker and Lex, both without powers, led the factions in Salvation Run. These guys can be a "super" threat to anyone and most don't need superpowers to do it.

  • Bring in Braniac or Darkseid for the next Superman movie. They are his two most troublesome foes that can actually match him in strength

  • DC beats Marvel in owner

    While Superman with proud tell to the world that he is a Time Warner member, Spiderman, well, he´s ashamed to tell that

  • Capital, old chum, capital! :D

  • Like this if you loled when Superman said "I got a rock"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Very NiCe !!

  • Very NiCe !!

  • doesnt Superman's real enemy is Dark Side? why inst he in the superman movie?

  • "Well....at least it can kill."

    "Yeah....I guess that's something" lol

  • Poor superman =/

  • Doomsday, the one who "killed" Superman. They can use him.

  • @SSJ2Champ8

    That's one, but who else? I mean, at least in Marvel each hero/group has a handful of villains that can take them out at any time that they can fight. Superman has Doomsday and a rock, that's it.

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  • @Dracoa79 Darkseid? Brainiac? Not a big Superman fan but that's all I can think of. Or Lex Luther but I prefer super-powered villains.

  • @Dracoa79 Dakseid, Brainiac, Metallo, Doomsday, Mongul, general zod, bizarro, lobo, cyborg superman, the ultra humanite, solaris, toyman, Mr. Mr. Mxyzptlk

  • lol "atleast it can kill you"

  • superman should have said something along the lines of " I lifted up the whole mountain of kryptonite and tossed it into space even though its my weakness.

  • Yes the rock can and shall kill him. lol.

  • i want nuclear man, he saved power by using the sun lol

  • What Superman figure is that?

  • They NEED Darkseid or Mongul in the next Superman movie!!!

  • @MegaDAgr8or imperiex that would make a decent 2 or 3 movies if made right :(

  • I would like to add another comment: I would like to draw atention to the fact that this parody can be interpreted as criticizing superman's exaggerated power. I have never liked superman, because he is just too strong. And this parody, although probably not intending, highlights that: superman doesnt have any enemies that match him unlike spiderman with venom and green goblin for example.

  • well... at least it can kill you

    yeah... i guess that's something

    ROFL

  • I... I got a rock.

    :sadface:

  • he sounds so adorable

  • i got a rock.....

  • super man vs rock

    spider man vs sand

  • Awesome Charlie brown reference! "I Got A Rock..."

  • lmfao, epic stuff here.

  • For all the fans who like a bit of intellectualism in their comics, myself included, you have to appreciate the irony of a hero who wants nothing more than to connect with his homeworld, but whose greatest weakness is a piece of that world.

  • @PaperbackWizard Yes, that's a beter worded version of of what I was thinking while watching this.

  • @PaperbackWizard

    Its no different then us our greatest weakness is Air

  • how is our greatest weakness air?

  • Well they did have superman fight General Zod and in the second movie

  • That was a long time ago.

  • You ask me, Brainiac and Luthor are the greatest Superman villains. You can keep your Bizarros and General Zods and Solomon Grundys and Metallos; you can even keep Darkseid. Just give me someone who can show that brains are just as important as braun.

  • I'd like to see Parasite, myself.

  • @PaperbackWizard Darkseid is actually very intelligent

  • @lordoYYH255 Yeah, but he never tries to defeat Superman with his mind; he just tries to overwhelm him with his strength. Also, I never really thought of him as a Superman villain, no matter how often they fought. Darkseid was High Father's nemesis, and Orion's. Superman just got in the way every now and then.

  • "at least it can kill u"

    "yeah, i guess that's something"

  • hahaha i got a rock... [:

  • chris crocker

  • "i got a rock"

    classic!

  • @deadpool0311infantry "well, at least it can kill you"

  • A supervillain who could create Kryptonite with their mind...

    Nah, it's still dorky.

  • dood did u notice how on Krypto the super Dog they had to involve bathound, just so SuperDog could hav som villains?!!!!

    ahahahahahahaha xD

  • i got a rock ]: lolol

  • i have a pet rock :P

  • Super Man: "I got a rock. =("

    Trick or Treat! from Charlie Brown! =D

  • @1992Sonikku That's exactly what *I* thought, too!

  • @1992Sonikku - That comment (( ROCKS! ))

  • 0:30

  • 5:30

  • I got a rock....:( lol best line ever

  • Superman should point out how Spidey's third movie is loaded with villains who add nothing to the story despite their powers.

  • Well Superman fought Bizaro and those three Kriptonian's and Doomsday so he did actully fight supervillain's.

  • But not in the movies

  • 0:52 ROFLOL everytime

  • lex luthor is a match for superman, not in powers but with his brains. he outhinks superman

  • To be fair, X-Men didn't *really* get Dark Phoenix. Their biggest supervillain in that movie was the cure. Superman has a rock, X-Men has... vials. ... ...at least they're pointy...

  • hahaha

  • "i got a rock" superman is charlie brown

  • well at leas it can kiil ya

  • Yeah. At least thats something.

  • his main villain is luthur yet if krptonite turned into some living thing, than that would be a problem

  • Love this stuff!  Keep it coming.

  • CHARLIE BROWN REFRENCE!!!

  • brainiack and darkseid are 2 good bad guys

  • but there not in his movies its understandable if they actually put them in his movie but in all of the superman movie none of the villians were really able to match him and realy how the comic book goes they make lex his greatest enemy despite how it really should be darkseid but really his main enemy lex one he cant kill or he looks like the bad and he cant use his best abilities against and 2 lex is a god damn human superman is a alien they r in a completely different league

  • its been 7 movies and only 3 bad guys most of the time lex its about time we get a new guy pluse we know superman going to win its the how i like

  • Erm, General Zod anyone?

    When you consider that Returns is meant to be the third movie in continuity, he's really only had to deal w/Kryptonite once before.

    Then he had THREE Kyryptonian criminals to fight all the way across Metropolis, all the way to teh North Pole.

    (I think this video is SUPER-funny, this comment is directed at everyone taking it to literally/seriously.)

  • i count them 3 as 1 bad guy . but that not my point point is sups have some really awsome badguys that are being hold back and one remeaber darkseid mayby one of the best villians ever

  • Supes has alot of great villains dunno why they stuck with luthor

  • lolz i got a rock

  • Poor Sups all he gets is a kiiler rock.

  • These are great! Thanks for doing them!

  • i found on google a guy called doomsday. he looks so awesome in the comics and apparantly hes so strong he killed superman or something on those lines. a movie with him would be Epic i recon. lex luther is so Dull ive never sat through a whole superman film.

  • lol ur such a noob

  • well lex luther IS a lame villain.

  • no, no i agree with you :)

    i called you a noob cuz you was saying you a guy called doomsday on google

    doomsday is like a well known enemy

  • "i got a rock"

    "at least it can kill u"

    "yeah, i guess thats something"

  • in the next movie Braniac or Darkside better make an appearance and not stupid powerless Lex Luthor.

  • I know that would be soo awsome. if they show lex luthor again i'm not seeing.

  • lol "that lex luther what will he think of next"

  • what happened to super mans dark siede

  • I really wish Spidey would stop killing villains at the end of movies so we can actually see a good bunch of sinister 6

  • yeah me 2 and this guy is funny i got a rock hahaha

  • Really hope they brush the spiderman 3 Venom to one side and say it was a fake or a weaker symbiote so that we can get a proper full blown venom at some point with him being the only villain to focus on in the movie.

  • Now I like this!

  • Charlie Brown Reference!

  • he has bazaro (didnt spell it right) but cryptonight is so iconic that they keep using it, i agree with spidy though

  • waaaw!! realy ?? i mean.... you got a rock??waaaaw!!

  • the joker and two face

    vs

    .....a rock

    now can't believe they both belong in DC!!!

  • one has every super power, the other doesnt have any

    one is badass and one wears his underwear on the outside of his spandex...

    their extreme opposites of each other. DC

    D is for dorky superman

    C is for cool batman

    boo ya!

  • couldn't have put it better!!!

  • I got a rock.

  • lol, i got a rock, "well at least it can kil you" LMAO

  • Well i got a rock.. LOL :D

  • lol i got a rock well at least it could kill you yeah....

  • "well at least it could kill you..." haha i love spiderman in these parodies!

  • "...I got a rock."

    LMAO!

  • what do you got?

    ...i got a rock

  • just like charlie brown

  • i love when people use the "I got a rock" line

  • nice Charlie brown reference "i got a rock"

  • so charlie brown classic " I got a rock "

    LOL!!!!

  • "i got a rock" lmao

  • what does dc stand for?

  • Detective Comics (I believe)

  • ohh tnx

  • I don't know

  • lol i like the part when superman says "i got a rock"

  • And we are PROUD nerds!

  • Yoo Momma must be vewy vewy pwoud.

  • "I got a rock." That's funny. Why not have Doomsday?

  • Death and life of superman, 3-parter (like the books), Doomsday would be part 1. Oh how I wish they would make it. I would even understand if they compressed books 2 and 3 into one with the arrival of darkseid (if I remember right), just keep all the suporting cast intact.

  • ROCKAGHOMO7 is a Philosopher!

  • oh is that so ROCKAGM07?they're wasting their time?and what are you doing motherfucker?i dont see you with a panel at the fucking NY comic con every year...or with a channel at youtube with videos made by you.who the fuck are you to say this?have you ever done anything constructive in your life?go jump off a building and land on your head or something you degenerate little punk.

  • rockagmo7 shut up

  • oh fuck off, why dun cha....? these guy works really hard to do these things okay? and it kinda funny, too okay!!!! so back off