THE EXPENDABLES 2 Trailer HD

[TheMagnificentRabino]

BRUCE WILLIS tied a fire hose around STEVEN SEAGALS gut then jumped off an exploding skyscraper. Then they played a blues festival later that night.

[TheMagnificentRabino]

ARNOLD went to STEVEN SEAGALS house. He said he wouldnt be back.

[xupownzxu]

omfg , this is a kind of movie you wanne watch with a surround system , big screen , no chicks near you , lots of beer , some nice food and the whole room for your self! Man cant wait for this one to ocme out!

[TheMagnificentRabino]

STALLONE brought a .50 cal, an Apache helicopter, and a bow with explosive tipped arrows. STEVEN SEAGAL brought a TV, a vcr, and a tape of Rhinestone. STEVEN SEAGAL is undefeated.

[TheMagnificentRabino]

STEVEN SEGAL ate MICKEY ROURKE.

[TheMagnificentRabino]

JET LI was 6'5" before he fought STEVEN SEAGAL.

[TheMagnificentRabino]

JASON STATHAM didnt have a british accent before STEVEN SEGAL broke his jaw.

[TheMagnificentRabino]

STEVEN SEGAL broke DOLPH LUNDGREN.

[TheMagnificentRabino]

STEVEN SEAGALS ponytail is a battle trophy fashioned from the chin pubes of CHUCK NORRIS.

[TheMagnificentRabino]

TERRY CREWS ran out of ammo. STEVEN SEGAL farted.  TERRY CREWS now trains with STEVEN SEAGAL.

[orelero]

Chuck Norris is a one man team.

Makes Bruce Willis, Stallone and the rest useless.

[ScarletSnake]

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

[HafithAzuar]

get to tha choppa!!!

[benbjo80]

From the pussy who brought you stop or my mom will shoot and kindergarden cop

Come the new PG-13 family movie

THE EXPENDABLES 2 ultimate sellout edition

[jorgenol1]

chuck NORRIS :))))

[ravenshield56]

Chuck norris? god damn

[graphicluko]

john wayne would make all them look like little bitches

[97WWEfan4life]

Chuck Norris was in Bulgaria my dad was on the set of that movie he met chuck norris but why is he still gone ? :(

[FuNnYmOjOoO]

epiccccc

[MrGamester1998]

chuck norris took out action and violence from the film because he didn't want to be in an r rated film so it's now PG13

[imjsutthatguy]

i feel like i can go pile drive a squirrel into a box of nails now after watching this for some reason

[TrenTonStackZ]

also starring... dun dun dun... SHATNERRRRrrRrrrrrrrrrrr

[PrestonLions3]

Uhh no Wesley Snipes

[TommygunnZ33]

Chuck norris doesn't flush, he scares the shit out of it!!!!!!

[Rippel0000]

Uuhh??? No steven seagall???

[rasboi]

no steven seagal !!!!!

[MK75EASY]

what , no steven segal ?

[bopathammavong]

Badazzz!!

[WakeTheBeast666]

*Comment censored by Chuck Norris' fist*

[ordude123]

They basically took all of the badasses from ever good movie and put them into one movie...

[Z0MBI3SL4YA]

is Schwarzenegger good or bad??

[Fran99346]

*Chuck appears*

Me: *nerdgasm*

[garyowenrocks]

is it bad that I have a boner for this trailer

[Ramhams1337]

best part at 0:43 your welcome

[525Nolanator]

i cant beleive that stupid chuch norris made this movie pg13 i will always hate his guts for this he needs 2 man up and ket them make it as bloody as the first.im still gonna see it,but pg13 sucks bad!!!!!!!!:(

[911beere]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH, CAN'T WAIT!

[p0seyd0n]

boyka !!!

[ftrentini]

Bullshoot!! Chuck Norris is nothing but a regular guy!! If really is ALL THAT GUY, he would be here, rubbing my face on the keyboarnertyhujikdcfvgbhnjxcvf­ghjrfghjkbnmrtgyhujik

[duttysmoove2308]

@ftrentini lololololmao..u are such a fool..hahahahaha

[aafarhadi]

what? PG13, seriously?

[xyloman321]

this movie is going to be rated PG 13+ at the request of Chuck Norris, absolute bullshit

[RApollos]

When I saw Norris is in the movie... I almost shit my pants!

[Soccertainer]

He said he'll be back..

[Hitman19981]

:bless:

[Mr2crazybyong]

OMG!!!! Chuck Norris is back!!!!

[udown24]

@soul76can..list is rite except for vin deisel he sux

[soul76can]

This is just so epic, even if the script sucks, seeing all these guys together in one movie that I grew up idolizing is just sick, especially Arnie back on the big screen!

[LazyLemming2]

I demand Eastwood!

I seriously want a scene where Stallone gets knocked on his ass and complains "I'm too old for this." Eastwood drops a half dozen guys with a .44, looks at Stallone and says "Man up ya pussy."

[royalflipskater]

@LazyLemming2 nah it would be funnier.. if he looks at jet li and says get off my lawn holding onto his m1 grand

[TwistyMcFisty]

EPIC CAST! I think the only one missing is Seagal.

[soul76can]

@TwistyMcFisty

and Jackie Chan or is he also in it?

[opiumthoughts]

LOL Im afraid my head will explode watching this. Imma gonna do eeeet.

[Cameronhickson801]

killer!!!!!!!!!!

[future1122]

Chuck Norris disliked 230 times, other people cant dislike it

[bigred121189]

oh my god... willis and arnold were actually holding weapons- that means they may have more than just a cameo role this time... !!

[HILERIUS]

0:31 . Transformers!!!

[HILERIUS]

I THOUNGHT THIS WAS FAKE LIKE THE OTHER ONE I WATCHED.

[PAULOJCOSPINA]

THE 230 THAT DISLIKE THIS MOVIE(or trailer) ARE PUSSIES WITH PINK TUTU WATCHING "mean girls" or "eat pray and love".

SO LONG 230 PUSSIES!........TRRR-TRRR-TAKK­A-TAKA.....KA-BOOM!

[Macksimum73]

The only way to make this movie any more awesome would be to have an introduction narrated by Peter Cullen (the voice of Optimus Prime for those who don't know)

[ILoveMusicLoud]

who's hemsworth?

[puroy52]

@ILoveMusicLoud. Thor!

[JRedmond35]

@puroy52 actually its his brother

[cfgb70]

The Transformers and Chuck Norris

[maxfactor2007]

I nearly wet my pants... oh my gosh... awesome lineup and to the person who said its missing steven seagal... fuck that cant get hurt, cut, scrape, beaten up in any movie mother fucker... hate his guts... life is not so easy... we all fell off a fucking bicycle when we were learning to ride....

[TheLedSubmarine]

ARNY! yes, i will love you forever! you can run california into the ground,cheat on your wife, and make terminator 3,but i will always love you!

[smitworldwide]

We're still missing Danny Trejo!

[shadylanem]

Thor The Expendable

[13thcolossus]

this isn't a movie, this is Testosterone, adrenaline in raw form, guns, knives, bullets, melted down by explosions and crammed into movie form

[TheOrchid23]

its missing kurt russell

wesley snipe,

steven segal,

the rock, vin diesel

ice cube john travolta

robert de niro, al pacino

nicholas cage, denzel washington

jackie chan, mila jakovich, michelle rodriguez,

bruce lee ving rhames, and sean connory.

[fortunateson01]

@TheOrchid23 That will be Expendables III...

[SinisterSmile3]

i just went through puberty......again.

[GIANNHSPEIRAIAS]

i guess the death count will be chucklike?

[EDIDDY3234]

I think the screen might blow up. There's just too much awesome for this movie to contain...

[Giggidygiggidy12]

The mother of all action movies love it!

[MultiDinkleburg]

i think I squeeled like a little girl when I saw Chuck Norris.

[candide43201]

@MultiDinkleburg I know I did

[Hitman19981]

@MultiDinkleburg i squeeled like a little bitch and wanked for like an hour

[TheGingerLow]

@MultiDinkleburg Why is everyone obsessed with Chuck Norris? Arnie FTW.

[stivenssigals]

where the hell is Jackie Chan?? :D

[MrELE115]

big girls dont CRYIYIYIYIYIYIY

[redhotfire833]

With a crew like this they should be fighting the Avengers

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

@redhotfire833 There'd be no point... These guys would kick the Avengers' asses in a hot second.

[PhoebusRose64]

pause at 0:50 Scott Adkins hell yeah!!!

[JohnnyBadassClips]

van damme finally got smart and joined the crew

[nitr0xify1]

fuck! ur all dead bitches!

[GunZmaster223]

FULL TRAILER! Y U NO COME OUT YET!?

[129sexyman]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP AND THINK MAYBE WHY CHUCK NORRIS WANTED THIS TO BE PG-13 DID IT EVER CURE  TO YOU THAT maybe he likes little 10 year olds?(:

[amnhesketh]

Fuckin Chuck Norris

[MultiSneaky1]

fuck norris 

[Sunburn190]

I wish Norris wasn't in the movie, he's the reason it's PG 13, so little 10 year olds will go see it

[MrCharles3216]

STAAALLLOONNNE



[dlazzz]

Arnold and Willis are probably not in this one either..

[EarthSh4ker]

@dlazzz they both are.

[keloudou]

and then scott adkins is in this also

[mifslim]

I SO WANT TO SEE THIS!! I dont care about story line or acting, all my fav actors in my days! haha..

[YOYOdaMOOSE]

gona rock :D

[MrJoshdude98]

the first on was awsome bt this looks fucking amazing

[Arnonator]

w00t muscles from Brussels has been resurrected ^^

[cereal4dinner]

wheres steven seigal?

[mikysefu]

omg



[ikercross]

win all the oscars, or chuck's apocalypse

[viss3n]

so. i cant find this movie on spotnet. only THE EXPENDABLES not 2. how come?

[udown24]

@slipknot3597..nah.. its not

[toybirdy]

i could care less for chuck norris i havent seen him act for a long timje hhe better be still good or thismovie will suck... >->

[TheDakeon]

Chuck Norris Kills everyone with one stare

[KevinVang1000]

one word: EPIC!

[KevinVang1000]

ARNOLD IS BACK! YEAH! I can't wait for Chuck Norris to fight against Arnold and Rambo, lol!

[iamidiot13]

if only FPJ is still alive..he would be in this movie..

[udown24]

They shuld at least add bruce lee with cgi sumhow

[slipknot3597]

@udown24 thats fucking dumb

[gilbo135]

missing from this movie is michael biehn

[brbradokbr]

WOWWW THE AVENGERS!! ..... oh... wait....

[withmage3]

all I need to know about this movie for me to want to watch it is chuck norris

[Jackokonat]

Chuck Norris is the secret boss of this movie.

[CANGRY169]

Chuck Norris can kill 50 guys just walking .

[0utxlaw]

SPOILER ALERT !!!!

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 enemies and then the grenade exploded !

[juggernaught96]

@0utxlaw OH C'mon! Its Chuck Norris! He just threw the grenade so hard that it didnt even need to blow up. LOL

[jrcolacola]

@0utxlaw LMAO

[DJMusic48]

@0utxlaw SPOILER ALERT !!! Chuck Norris made this film PG 13 and made the audience pissed.

[CrownofSapphire]

If they make a third movie they should have CLINT EASTWOOD!!!!!

[deddaMKD]

@CrownofSapphire and Scott Adkins

[MrJustjimmy]

Bruce Willis was dead all along.

[SundayVideoGames]

This is the closest thing to CONTRA that arnold and stallone will do.

[nokia3210fuck]

@SundayVideoGames

what is contra?

[stlcaesar]

@nokia3210fuck

You're joking right

[nokia3210fuck]

@stlcaesar

What?

[129sexyman]

@SundayVideoGames no its not retard there starring in another movie together.

[SundayVideoGames]

@129sexyman why you calling me a retard like Im suppose to know there in another movie together thats even more like contra what movie is it? or do you even know what Im talking about because this is the closest thing to the contra game they will ever do together arnold and stallone are getting too old for this stuff its hard to imagine they will do more action films together with such intense battle scenes If Im wrong then good for them so correct me what is this other movie?

[MeisterVynx]

CHUCK NORRIS WILL F**K YOU ALL!!

[str8Grizzlay]

(insert chuck norris joke here)

[AugustSeria]

I heard Chuck Norris will wait outside every theaters from all over the world and will round house kick anyone in the face who doesn't like the movie.