we all shagged matilda

[2004DAZZA]

Isn't it great that Warnie is " SHAGGING " the living daylights out of Liz Hurley every night !

LOL

[WaerzMedia09]

Russell Howard

[jamesrocksass]

Is cricket really worth chanting over? Next thing people will be chanting over chess.

[FevuhhHD]

haha!:D just on Russell Howards Good News:)

[pointysword2]

this proves that cricket is so fucking borring to the point where we have to sing about shagging mattilda up the billabong to entertain our selfs whilest wee watch this shit

[pointysword2]

@pointysword2 **we

[pubicservice]

England sucks.

[Belrosian]

Farrrken barmy army make me laugh! Im auusie, and love the rivalry

[Wilkesy1988]

wow i never realised that Cricket Fans actually Chanted anything Like that i'm Impressed... Maybe they learned from the best in the Terraces of Football Stadiums all over ENGLAND!!!

[Duty281Returns]

@Wilkesy1988

Yep the Barmy Army are the best supporters in the world :)

[Cockaberry]

thats pretty disrespectful to australian war heros

[KyleOneill1]

cricket, what a shite excuse for a sport! why are all you 'prawn sandwich eaters' sitting down? -_-

[goddamikickass]

@KyleOneill1 It's a test match YOU stand up for from 11am-7pm for 5 days.

[KyleOneill1]

@goddamikickass ehm, naw. i don't like shite sports like cricket :)

[MaccaTheYido]

@KyleOneill1 shut up you bore, why you coming on here to start arguments for get a life u sad prick

[mrkaimarsh]

@KyleOneill1 It's not about the cricket, it's about the song. Either laugh at the song or fuck off.

[KyleOneill1]

@mrkaimarsh i gladly fucked off...

[CondorAmarr]

hahaha - Good on ya boys! As a passionate and proud Aussie I can tell you that this is great!

Look forward to kicking your butts (either that or i'm going back into hiding :p)

Keep it up guys.

Oh - and to all the haters... Yeah, you're gonna hate, but whatever.

[herringthorpe]

Wheres Denis " turd tongue " Lilllee now !!!!

[50RpJ]

Barmy Army: We all shagged Matilda... Aussies: Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi Barmy Army: He bowls to the left, he bowls to the right... Aussies: Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi Barmy Army: The lion sleeps tonight... Aussies: Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi Barmy Army: God Save the Queen Aussies: Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi Barmy Army: Take the Urn Home and aussie's response: ......Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi

[neilo86]

@50RpJ Its their only song lolol

[trixwiz7]

Do the poms realise that Matilda's actually a bunch of clothes, a sleeping mat, a toothbrush and a comb? It's not some mint girl.

Who wants to shag that? Hahaha, still excellent song

[DaleWF10]

@trixwiz7 They are just taking piss they will know what Matilda is :D

[trixwiz7]

@DaleWF10 The song works out pretty well thats for sure. Props for sending it up

[neilo86]

@trixwiz7 Barmy army lad on tour will shag anything.

[robbiewazup]

I bet all 6 people who disliked this were aussies!

[DeeoftheWhy3]

Funny but it's still slightly disrespectful. But funny.

[TheExquisiteMusic]

lol the fooking aussie walking up the steps at 0:05

[TheYorkie95]

you have got to love a bit of good old fashiond british piss-taking.

god save the queen!

[pebpeb41]

@steppofc if your not a fan of australians why not piss off to where ever it is you are from. the fact that there is always something going on in an aussie rules game there is no need for us to sing songs to keep ourselves entertained.

[prwilkinson]

Matilda is a nickname for a swag... So it's like your singing about shagging someone's backpack. Very funny to watch being sung... Keep singing it because the joke's on you. The best song I've ever heard sung by the barmy army is "We get 3 dollars to the pound!" I loved that one. It's less than 2 dollars to the pound now...

[vyss2003]

haha matilda is a bloke....

[steppofc]

HAHAHAHAHAHA fkn top shit, aussies are the worst supporters no chants no fukall. and afl is the fuking worst shit, cant even compare it to football. fkn aussies. btw i live in australia...

[prwilkinson]

@steppofc Honestly, who can be bothered getting up and singing at a sporting event!? You're there to relax and enjoy yourself with friends and family. When I think of English Football; I'm reminded of seeing absolutely no women in the crowd and segregation of supporters because of tribalistic bullshit. The greatest thing about Australian football is that you can take your Grandmother, your two year old daughter and your wife and sit next to opposition supporters & feel safe and have fun.

[steppofc]

@prwilkinson and that's EXACTLYYYY why afl is no where near as good as football. no atmosphere, no real support, no passion. and there are plenty of womenin the crowd and they are singing just as loudly as the boys. watch an epl game and see.

[prwilkinson]

@steppofc I love being able to look around and see kids and families having fun at the footy. It's just sport.... A form of entertainment. People tend to loose perspective sometimes. I'd hate to be heading to an away ground and get attacked by a bunch of chavs for wearing the wrong colours. Tribalism is pretty pathetic. I love EPL and soccer by the way but not so much as to not be able point out its flaws. I certainly noticed the lack of women in the crowd and the lack of a family atmosphere.

[neilo86]

@prwilkinson Its called having a laugh mate. Ive been to Aus, and loved it. I would love to live there. But some of you lot need to find a sense of humour. And yes, there is segregation in English football. But its not just here. They do that all over the world. Infact other countries crowds make ours look like a bunch of altar boys. I go to Rugby and Cricket over here and there is singing, laughing and drinking like in this video and no trouble. You can take your family to those and no trouble.

[UncleMikeNJ]

I like Australia, but are you suggesting that Matilda is a WHORE?

Aw, hell with it, your currency is still stronger than ours or theirs.

[techWaWtorres]

ohh ohh can you u hear the aussies sing? nooo noo

can u hear the aussies sing? i can't hear a fucking thing GOOOOOOOD

[themacgregor15]

@RM3Lions english scum scum scum ooh ah up the RA say ooh ah up the RA

[ToonArmySeanC]

this is funny but whats it got to do with football? haha

[toonys25]

@ToonArmySeanC its nothing to do with football it is a cricket match and waltzing matilda is the unofficial australian national anthem

[ToonArmySeanC]

@toonys25 cheers beigh

[themacgregor15]

mon the aussies

[themacgregor15]

say ooh ah up the RA  ooh ah up the RA

[RupertEricshin]

@themacgregor15 Why are you gypsy bogwogs so obsessed with the English, you filthy micks don't even enter the thought process of the average Englishman. now fuck off you insignificant maggot , there's a good little boy.

[themacgregor15]

see back in you inbread lands of england do u where top hats and for fun dance around a pole in tights cuz thst what we think yous do where am from

[themacgregor15]

mon the aussies they will thrash yous next year can u see a handsom english man noooo noooo can u see a handsom english man noo nooo

[stefan5165]

All they do is copy football songs

[najithadabest]

@stefan5165 there is nothing to do anything with that crap sport lmao :P

[wanguskhan97]

can you hear the aussies sing? i cant hear a fucking thing :D

[Moppy1988]

@wanguskhan97 cause we don't care bro

[observingworld]

Australia has got nothing but sunshine and skin cancer.

[k0tz45]

hahaha good one !!!!!! Cheers from aus

[prafty]

'can you hear the aussies sing' is funny but england fans are the only fans who give a toss about singing at the cricket

[gust0o]

They say the Poms whine but they cry foul when they lose.

[robertmyatt]

@gust0o

POME is spelt with an E at the end as it stands for Prisoner of Mother ENGLAND! That's the whole point of the word, dumbass.

[gust0o]

@robertmyatt If it wasn't for the hard working anal retentives of this world, Rob, there'd be people making that mistake all over the place. Don't let me stop you, I spy a few more "poms" on this vid - get in there tiger, and get them corrected.

Fucking arse :-D That's A-R-S-E, by the way, for Robert Myatt.

[MrTheD13]

@robertmyatt Thats just folk etymology. Firstly its not spelt Pome, its Pommy. Nothing to do with the origin of the word. Jimmy Grant became an Australian slang name for an immigrant, and Pommy Grant slang for an English migrant, in reference to the fruit due to their propensity to burn and turn red in the Australian sun.

[bumos]

they should of done there homework on this one hahahaha

[ClownHouseProduction]

HAHAHHA CLASSIC funny shit :D

[MAXIMILIANAIRE]

5-0?

[lancesta01]

Yuck they shagged a man? D: LMFAOOO!

[MrAshonicko]

wow i never new people sung at cricket well it is a shit sport lol

[ipxzor]

Isn't matilda a man in the song?

[Jaykinnear11]

@ipxzor no its a girl

[serrie85]

@Jaykinnear11 , no it is a bag.

[lancesta01]

@ipxzor  no its a man xD

[Waelser93]

@ipxzor Its a Rucksack.



[neilo86]

@ipxzor another aussie that doesnt get the joke, no change eh?

[fyonista]

Last I heard they were singing $1.62 to the pound.

[Scrabbler27]

who is matilda? sorry i have never been to a football match in my life.

[shubidooh]

cricket, lol

[joeydagunner15]

The only reason we don't give Scotland independence is coz their oil reserves in the north sea are worth around £240 billion.

[Jeansieguy]

5 nil

[thomo1888]

Fuck the Queen. Fuck all the royals. Most of all Fuck England.

Love from scotland

[bigplayer2382]

@thomo1888 Fuck the scottish. Fuck your free bennifits. Fuck all of scotland.

Love from The United States Of America

[ManlnCognito]

@thomo1888 no one cares about Scotland

[englandforever]

@thomo1888 RIGHT....OWN UP!!......WHO GAVE THE SCOTTISH ELECTRICITY!?!

[IDannB]

@englandforever Hahahahaa! I didn't know Scotland had electricity either!

[ccclllsport]

@thomo1888 ahhh can you imagine a scottish person not cursing at least ten times a day

[saintcasper91]

@thomo1888 You're just jelous because Scotland can't even play cricket. Or any sport for that matter.

[fearonspencerful]

If you like Benny Hill you've gunna love this one! type in Youtube"We Invented the Game #1" to see and listen to a saucey England 2010 World Cup Song?

[1963stratman]

bloody hilarious

[1979katrina]

lmao, im Aussie but my man loves this always cracks up at it, he is English gosh i love him heaps :-)

[cherryjames1991]

@1979katrina yeah i agree mate im an aussie living in england and i couldnt stop laughing at it they even sang it at Lords yesterday when it was raining wish i bought a jaket with me haha

[1979katrina]

@cherryjames1991 Lol, yeah everytime we talk he always play's it and you can't help but laugh, its a good one got to admit, but i love the Barmy Army there just great, cricket wouldn't be the same without them there singing there tunes especially at the Ashes. :-)

[ant182006]

The comments on here are disgusting. The signing is whats known as light hearted banter there cricket fans having a laugh for christ sake, a fair few aussies found it funny aswel. People who find this offensive or feel the need to slate each other over the internet need to grow up!

[andrecoxa]

@ant182006 Agreed! I'm Brazilian, my wife Aussie. We both found it funny.

[saintcasper91]

Which ground was this?

[TheGoWTorque]

the sport i dont get or like but by god i would sit there for the chanting

[jamesLOVESkoons]

hahaha class "can u hear the aussies sing i cant hear a fucking thing" hahahah i fuvking love being british

[gulabjamoon8]

This is why I am so pleased that my ancestors - free settlers left England to get away from knobs like you.

enjoy your rainy piss hole Britannia rules nothing.

Asia is the future Republic here we come.

[rohirrimcharge112]

Keep thinking that you piece of shit, if you don't like our country tell your fucking foreign friends who live here and don't like it, to piss off back home. WE DON'T WANT YOU FOREIGNERS!

[fabastonmartinoneill]

@gulabjamoon8 Ur such a cunt, why don't u fuckin do one u tard

[BRFC4LYF1]

@gulabjamoon8 stop living in the past "Britania rules nothing" dick head

[cgd27]

@BRFC4LYF1 piss of back to oz

[BRFC4LYF1]

@cgd27 i'm english u stupid prick

[cgd27]

@BRFC4LYF1 well wtf u moanin for

[MacDuffy123]

@gulabjamoon8 your ancestors never left kid they were kicked out! Australia was Britains guantanamo bay.

[alanbstard4]

@MacDuffy123 In NSW and tasmanua perhaps. The rest was free settlement

The U.S had more convicts than the Aussies

[rixon111]

were was this at ?

[rohirrimcharge112]

This is why I love being British :)

[asnathan93]

The only thing the English r good at are singing songs even though they know there shit

[fabastonmartinoneill]

@asnathan93 Ur a cunt, piss off u hating wanker. go suck on ur old mum's cheese tits

[dylanashe001]

funny song but why just sit ther ?

[mattsaints21]

shagged a swag?? fucking idiots!!

[kangaroomc]

Just like to say to some of the posters on this page - there's such a thing as inverse snobbery. Oh yeah and im a season ticket holder for my local footy club (and have been for many years) and yet i love cricket too and play it frequently. Also while footy mit be the preferred sport of the "working class" (if such a class still really exists) in the UK, its a completely different matter in places like India, where every kid in the slums grabs a piece of wood and pretends to be Sachin

[fabastonmartinoneill]

@kangaroomc Ur boring

[kingelf3]

who is matilder

[ntfc2008]

@kingelf3 its a swag bag. it makes no sence but this vid is lege

[Mrandrunehorowitz]

ahahahahahahahhahaa fuck heads rofl!

[rwian]

A Matilda is a bag you fuckheads.

[jirvine640]

LOL this was on Russell Howards good news

[stopitchangeit]

did you say southampton at 0.01

[serrie85]

Haha they don't even stand when singing. Nice song though

[ImRatherTall]

@serrie85 blending in, either that or relaxed lol

[AngloSaxon1921]

load of posh cricket knobs trying to like football lads

cocks, don't suit you, stick to your poncey language you cunts

[TheMightOfTheEnglish]

well said anglosaxon

[darthlewis1]

No chanting suits thick idiots like you and at least the barmy army can think of a chant instead of shouting simple three worded chants your obviosly a thick idiot after looking at your channel

[AngloSaxon1921]

sit down you posh twat. Footy fans have been singing since the invention of the game, the cricket 'barmy army' (term stolen from football supporters) has only been around ten years. You never hear the so called 'barmy army' singing on the telly, just a few public school boys having a little sing song after one too many pimms. Leave the singing to football supporters.

[darthlewis1]

I'm not posh you fucking idiot I actually don't like posh people because they're annoying and smug . your just a thick moron

[AngloSaxon1921]

You like Cricket, enough said.

Watch some Football. England's number 1 sport

[darthlewis1]

Actually For most of my life football has been my mane sport

[NorthEndFan]

why are they posh because they like cricket, Cricket is quite big in lancashire and lancashire has one of the biggest poverty rates in England. I personally dont like cricket but in lancashire i would say cricket is the third most played game after football and rugby.

[AlexChesters]

england doesnt have poverty :L

[NorthEndFan]

child poverty is a big problem in England were i live 50% of the citys children live in child poverty. Were they struggle to eat because of there parents wages.

[kieranmcleod16]

saw it on russell howards good news (:

[lilbabyfaceste]

this is the best song ive heard at any sports ground haha

[bumos]

@lilbabyfaceste

i know true, about poms singing about how they shagged a bag

[Selecta88]

@bumos We've all shagged a few bags in our time!

[07931396458]

ur video was put on tv by the way!! its on a show called 'russel howards good news' . just go to bbc iplayer on google then press the first link then type in 'russel howards good news' then press 'series 1-episode 5' and skip to '18:48' !

[clyrenternal]

I love England.

[northmelbournemasiv]

Why?

[maclarensha1]

this was on russ howards good news and ur profile was in the credits

[KonsharPaHuvet]

hahahahah fucking brilliant

[James1927champion]

ha just saw this on russel howard show on bbc three so searched it lol

[ANDY168MCG]

Heard This On Russell Howard

[ilovemusic123c]

This was on Russell Howard's Good News, you must be so greatfull

[Bucketheadhead]

@ilovemusic123c

grateful*

[il0v3m3t4l]

we all shagged matilda

we all shagged matilda

we all shagged matilda

and so did our mates

she moaned and she groanes

and she took it up the billabong

we all shagged matilda

and so did our mates

[coldasice90]

i wonder if they know a matilda is slang for bag

[sasuke000naruto]

I've shagged matilda

[Tris4l1fe]

lol sit down and shut up, your cricket fans you dont sing, you sit and clap, just like golf, football fans sing

[jonwvin]

no wonder the moslems are taking over Great Britain with singing like that sounds like a bunch of sheep at shearing time

[MrSportingSuperstar]

Haha LOL. Finally something good at a cricket game!

[02baldwincc]

i shagged your mum

[Christiaan111]

LoL

[HappyHammer1895]

why have cricket fans turned into cunts these days?

[adventussaxonum]

I don't recall  "Poms" bowling underarm last ball to prevent the NZ team having a chance of hitting the 6 runs needed to win.That was Australia,wasn't it? Legal,certainly,but in the spirit of the game? Hardly.

[adventussaxonum]

Football's for girls ,is it? What sports besides cricket,do you follow? I expect they're all very manly.

[adventussaxonum]

You seem to have anger issues that go way beyond sport. I recommend professional help.

[adventussaxonum]

Very minor incident.The sort of thing that NO Australian would EVER do , obviously. I don't recall any sanction from the umpires or other match officials.You had a full allocation of overs for the day- how often does THAT happen? If England had been chasing another 20 runs to win ,would Ponting have slowed the over rate down,rearranged the field a few times etc.?

[weetabixHEED2009]

you say that but i don't really follow cricket as the rest of you people on here.....

football is my main sport.

[adventussaxonum]

"We have other chants" - yeah,you just keep them secret. It doesn't annoy us,it amuses us,and confirms our superiority in support.

[weetabixHEED2009]

it just banter at the end of the day.... nothing but harmless fun

[adventussaxonum]

"nothing but harmless fun" - seems like someone gets the point.

[adventussaxonum]

Oh no! I was at Cardiff. We had every confidence in Jimmy and Monty,after about 3 overs. We could see that your bowling attack didn't have a clue how to get them out.They could still be batting now!

[adventussaxonum]

Maybe Aussies get their kicks from repeating "Ozzie,Ozzie,Ozzie. Oi,Oi,Oi!" for the last God knows how many years.(You even copied that from the Cornish). I'm with Ponting on this one-the best fans in the world.

[adventussaxonum]

"every dirty tactic "- like not letting your bowlers bowl us out? FFS ,you had all day to get 8 wickets,and over 11 overs to get Monty out.Blame yourselves.

[liverpool80000seater]

the english are funny you must admit

[liverpool80000seater]

english song,copyright 1456

[liverpool80000seater]

pontin lossed it in cardiff

[weetabixHEED2009]

and whats your point???

i dont even follow cricket i follow football

i just put that comment on to take the piss

dont take a fucking shit fit over it ya little gay

[liverpool80000seater]

if you dont follow cricket that means you dont give a shit about anything

[weetabixHEED2009]

eh?

how did you come up with that?

[liverpool80000seater]

weetabixHEED209 fuck off

[weetabixHEED2009]

cant even make your point you have to be a offensive.... what a tit you are