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  • If you dont buy it, you will get triangled

  • BUSTED

  • hes still a pimp

  • He was a successful RE agent until the door a model home caught him in an armbar

  • @wipeoutolympics That was such a failed joke, it would of been gold if you did your research and instead of armbar had said Triangle choke. But i'll give you a B- for your effort.

  • @moostafaB16 I know that he has suffered more triangle chokes subs than armbars, and was going to write "triangle choke". Then I thought "How in the fuck can a door triangle choke you?" Fact is, it can't. However getting your arm caught between the door and the doorframe can mimic the elbow extension need for a successful armbar so I chose that instead. Also I don't need your approval or grades, I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

  • money laundering...............

  • your such a tool is funny. He is totally THAT guy....even his voice makes him sound like a doucher. Hope you enjoy prison chael!

  • @roastbeefdj hahaha ha he didnt go to prison

  • Don t fuck with the 503!

  • HAHA

  • THUMBS UP FOR 503

  • hell also sell you some steroids on the side

    refunds not included

  • its too bad he lost his license, id call him up

  • さすがソネンさん

    funny

  • the thumbs up at the end just tops it off haha

  • To bad he is busted!

  • Sonnen is one funny bastard. He does so much, fighting, real estate, politics, drugs, money laundering.

  • IF you don't buy a house, he'll shoot a double on you and beat you up.

  • By the house or he will kick your ass!

  • GO CHAEL!

  • i tex chael every day and every day chael texs me back ...from wat i can tell he must b down to earth or he would jus ignore me or would have changed his number by now

  • thats 2 funny

  • I heard steroids does wonders in selling real estate

  • @whoopieya lol

  • Even though I think Chael, Randy, Dan and Matt Lindland are awesome fighters and highly motivating athletes, I can't embrace their republican single-minded attitudes. I am not saying Chael being involved in real estate makes him a dirtbag, what I AM saying is that if you ever listen to these guys in interviews they never really necessarily have eachother's back. They all figure that life comes down to what you can do for yourself, and not for your brother.

  • @zedrein18 Randy Couture does NOT have that attitude

  • @malicious1986intent You're right to an extent, but there's alot of dirt out there about Randy and some of his business dealings with some of his camps. Do I think he cares about his students? Of course, but that's where the commonality ends.

  • thumbs up if you called and it went straight to voicemail

  • apparently if you let him do a takedown and ground and pound on you, you get a 10% discount.

  • Can I call him just to say hi?

  • Anderson Silva prank called this number, thats why Chael Sonnen wanted to fight him at UFC 117.

  • @flexwheelR How do you know this?

  • @draziom902 he's just joking

  • Anderson Silva doesn't want to call this number.

  • He will sell your house, and kick the buying agents ass!

  • @Siniztar88  Still wanna call that a skull fucking? He may have lost, but your "hard ass nigger" did anything but lay the smack down.

  • @fishingjoe45 well said, Chael made Anderson his bitch.

  • SILVA ABOUT TO KNOCK HIS ASS OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

  • haha... this commercial is soooooo american

  • Someday, Chael may just come out of the closet.

  • chael sonnen has a silver tongue..and hes gonna french kiss silvas ass when he goes down on saturday.

  • Chael better win because if he loses he will never be able to show his face in the UFC again.

  • i would rather eat dirt than have to hear him talk with his whiny ass voice.

    I hope Silva makes him STFU by breaking his jaw

  • i wonder how many people are going to call his number now lol

  • I'm not surprised that even his commercials are douchey.

  • lol fag

  • I'd rather buy a house from Anderson Silva.

  • I can't help but think that he was one of those scum bag agents selling people interest only loans and over price homes a few years back.

  • so... is this why he can't find the time to learn how to defend a submission?

  • Chael Sonnen has come out of relative obscurity to become the fastest growing heel in MMA. We need people like him in this sport.

  • I total class act to his fans, I talked to him, he've very kind and humble

  • This was the Sunday after UFC 115 and I had just gotten done watching his Q & A after the UFC 115 weigh-ins just to clarify.But this was 2 days later on a Sunday around 7:00pm Central,so 5:00pm Pacific.I had just watched that Q & A on the UFC web site and then looked his name up on Youtube and this video popped up,so without thinking about it,I picked up my cell phone and called it.What are the odds?lol

  • I called that number the very next day of the event.You wont believe it but he answered and we talked for like,5 minutes.Cool guy.He wasn't in any rush to get off the phone with me and answered all my questions.He had just flown back into Portland from Vancouver.That was the last thing I expected was for the man himself to answer.I figured since it was Sunday evening I would have gotten an answering machine.Since it was Sunday,I didn't think a secretary would answer.But HE sure did,lol.

  • If anderson beats Sonnen, and I think he will, then he must fight Vitor Belfort. And if... IF Anderson beats Vitor, go up to light heavyweight permanently

  • he'll be glad you did... or he'll kick the shit outta you verbally and physically!

  • the guy "cares"

  • Chael rocks.

  • i like this guy's 'no bullshit' approach to interviews. str8 shooter and accurate

  • notice this was posted in 06 eh..

  • Im gonna call and when he answers im gonna rip the loudest fart

  • pray that he does not have call display

  • What a commercial. I'm so gonna call him directly

  • Man i would so beat his ass. And by beat his ass i mean, curl up in the fetal position and pass out

  • this guy does a lot of ... things

  • Don't call him guys, come on. Congrats to Chael for beating the shit out of Marquardt. Now onto Silva or Belfort.

  • he didnt beat the shit out of him, sonnen was the one hurt when that fight was over. he did a little gay thing i like to call lay and pray which is just sit on top of the other guy without DOING ANY FUCKING DAMAGE, this man is the most boring fighter in the world

  • And he won so I'm not sure what you're going on about?

  • the guy said "he beat the shit out of him" and i said he was wrong....thats what im going on about.

  • thats part of mma man, sometimes it goes 2 the ground

  • ur not understanding me...theres going to th ground, and submitting or hitting.....then theres going to the ground and doing what sonnen does which is absolutely nothing

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  • @BiniamBarcelona Possible, although there's a hole in Silva's game. Take him down, lay all over him and slam his smug little face. Maybe it's boring but if it secures a victory and he can't get out of it, then he is the inferior fighter. Could go either way. But that's what's wrong with you Silva / Fedor fanatics. You cannot accept that they could POSSIBLY lose to ANYONE ELSE in the world.

    And Sonnen DID beat the ever living fuck out of Marquardt. Decision? Who cares? Nate's face was fucked.

  • that's one thing yr wrong about,I'm not a single bit a Silva fan.I want to see all UFC champions from Penn to Machida get dethroned.I'm rooting for Dan hardy on march 27 when he fights GSP.Fedor is overrated,Brock lesnar would take him down anyday.Sonnen beat Marquardt,sad but that's the truth.Can sonnen even get Silva on the ground?? Chael is a huge underdog,he has a 30% chance

  • @BiniamBarcelona Wow, we actually want the same thing. With the exception of the GSP fight, I want Hardy to lose because he's a piece of shit. Another reason that I feel like sonnen has a better chance than most is that he seems to not give a shit about Silva's reputation. Most people are probably doubting themselves when they step into the ring with Silva. Sonnen is just like "welp, whatever." Whether that will help him or not... we'll see.

  • @BiniamBarcelona so what your tryin to say is your a hater

  • @DonPBeast16 : Nah man,I ain't a hater but that's the truth,Anderson Silva is almost invincible.I hope Sonnen beats him so he can shut his cocky mouth.

  • @BiniamBarcelona theres no way sonnen is gonna beat silva if you want silva to lose he has to fight vitor belfort

  • @DonPBeast16 : No,I just want to believe Chael is the man to do the job

  • call the number and he might pick up

  • funny profession for a guy with such a dry personality

  • he also coaches all phase wrestling which is a roman-greco/ freestyle/ collegiate club, as well as being vice president of the FCFF (full contact fighting federation (rumble at the roseland))

  • Dude quit dissing my cousin you idiots. Cry that your not a MMA fighter. just quit dissing my cuz.

  • Cry moar

  • His girlfriend prolly made him do it because she thinks fighting's is not a real job.

  • He is so fucking hot!

  • Buy this house or I will smash your face!

  • he always seem to act like a dick when ever i see him.... this is no exception lmao!

  • Really? Because he's one of the nicest down to earth people I know. I've known him since I was 10 (from wrestling), I'm 15 now, and he's still just as awesome lol.

  • @ThatSkinnyWhiteKid was that before or after he stated that bjj is gay and that mark coleman is a bum, and that fedor vs rogers was a fat bum fight, and that the light heavy weight division is full of bums?

  • @docbach329 I'm sorry you don't agree with him.

  • @ThatSkinnyWhiteKid

    me too.

  • @ThatSkinnyWhiteKid hahahahaha. fucking idiot. you sound as fucking stupid as sonnen. DOUCHE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG.

  • @bogglemynoggles Alright bud. You sound pretty smart yourself with that crazy statement you just threw together lolol.

    Umad.jpg

  • @ThatSkinnyWhiteKid thanks bro, but if chael is one of the nicest down to earth people you know, you need to get out and meet more people. sonnen is a douche bag. he doesnt do training camps? he doesnt do bjj because its gay? he says he hasnt talked trash about silva and then he says silva doesnt train hard. sonnen is a fucking clown and thats why he will be screaming "TAP, TAP!!!!" like a little bitch. just watch him fight jeremy horn if you need a reminder.

  • @bogglemynoggles tl;dr

    but from what i got out of that is that you're a butthurt Silvafag who is mad because Chael's a little cocky. But i would be too if i were in his position.

  • @ThatSkinnyWhiteKid you would be cocky about an impending ass beating you're about to receive? weird. chael on mma live is a good example. he was being a dick to the hosts but they were cool about it and just laughed at him like the joke he is. the only thing sonnen will do on aug 7 is make silva popular again.

  • @bogglemynoggles win or lose, it's not going to be fun for silva.

    also, i lol'd at "impending ass beating you're about to recieve" lolredundant.

  • @ThatSkinnyWhiteKid maybe by the time you finish high school you will know what redundant means. the sentence could have been interpreted two ways had i left part out. so you are wrong its not redundant just clarification.

    nice try tho,

    and i think anderson is going to have a blast.

  • @bogglemynoggles re-dun-dant (of words or data) Able to be omitted without loss of meaning or function.

    Silly you (:

  • @ThatSkinnyWhiteKid SONNEN IS GOING DOWN BITCH!!!!! HAHAHAHA

    SONNEN IS GONNA GET BEAT BITCH!!!!

    SONNEN IS GOING TO LOSE IS WHAT IM TRYIN TO SAY...

    AM I BEING REDUNDANT???

  • @bogglemynoggles NOLOLITSALLGOOD

    Whatever ill concede. I dont care - we'll see how the fight goes down. Chael's chances may be slim, but i guess we'll see.

  • @ThatSkinnyWhiteKid re-dun-dant. thats pure win bro.

  • @ThatSkinnyWhiteKid i mean unless you're always assuming that you are the one getting fucked up...

  • @ThatSkinnyWhiteKid i know ! i hate people that dont like him and i dont understand why!they say he is cocky i say he is confident

  • @optimoe54 Yeah I know, although he is a little ridiculous at times hahaha.

  • @optimoe54 hes a fucking dick head and my life will will be complete when he dies. all he does is talk shit. name the last respectable person he beat that didnt go to UD?

  • @ThatSkinnyWhiteKid and he's on PEDs!

  • @TheThirdTheMagical Fuck you asshole! Chael never took ped's. And clearly the hearing showed that. But I guess you were too much of a runt to watch it. He got suspended for not disclosing what he was taking, even though he did on 3 or 4 separate occasions. So get your facts straight, before you come in here spewing that verbal diarrhea from your mouth now FUCK OFF BITCH!!

  • @taekwondocanada You do realize the comment you're replying to is 3+ months old, and thus said wayyy before the hearing on Dec 2nd, right? I watched the hearing and know exactly what the his situation is now, so go ahead calm your monkey ass the fuck down, he still lost to an injured Anderson Silva so in the end, he STILL looks bad. Sup? Hahahahahaha

  • @TheThirdTheMagical Listen up, you fuckin invalid. The only injury Silva had was the fuckin beatdown of his rib cage that Chael gave him. During the fight he was begging Chael to ease up on his ribs. Soooo, he took it easy on the little guy, thinking that he'd coast for the win, but Silva fucked the agreement and got the triangle like the gangley lizzard that he is. P.S. I spoke to Chael on the phone yesterday. He wanted me to tell you how much of a fool you are. Now, piss off b4 u get hurt

  • @TheThirdTheMagical chael will get him 2nd time around :P

  • @Cdsftw Good luck with that, bro. He couldn't beat him while he was injured, he sure ain't going to beat him while he is healthy.

  • @taekwondocanada Also, when you speak to Chael again, ask him how does it feel to land so many clean shots on an Injured Silva and not be able to KO him? And again, he ended up losing, ask how how the fuck that happens.. hahaha

  • @ThatSkinnyWhiteKid your a liar. chael is 33. you dont remember anything.

  • i bought my house from him

  • @Tahiti80rock no you didn't. .

  • @Tahiti80rock yea im sure u did

  • @Tahiti80rock

    Haha, that's awesome. WAR SONNEN!

  • @Tahiti80rock i called him and he answered...lol

  • he need s to stick to real rstate.

  • thats my coach!

  • Buy this house or its goodnight sweet prince.lol LOVE TO WATCH YOU FIGHT.

  • I didn't know Chael sold real estate... O.O

    Awkward mix of jobs... XD

    I'd like to see a ballet coach -slash- fighter... That'd be funny XD

  • Actually in the comic Shamo, there's a plot involving just that >_>

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