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  • YAY!!!! He's going to be @ Billy Bob's in Ft. Worth ON my 21st B-day oh yeah! BE envious people you know you are!!!!

  • if i ever find jesus....im kickin his ass!

  • This is irony. It, at the very least, is an indictment of red-neck doofiness. It takes a stab at pop culture television, too. Jesus can take care of himself. He doesn't need you to spit anger and resentment at music lovers, he needs you to love your neighbor and honor God. Do that first, luv.

  • I'm christian, but I LOVE this song, lol, its like the guy is completely oblivious who Jesus is, its so funnyy, haha

  • Great song. Dumb video.

  • OMG.. I hate country music, but I love this song!!! It is hilarious...

  • Love it!! Very catchy tune!!

  • For those who mock Jesus and those who claim He does not exist or who claim to be atheists. I challenge you to read: The Case for Christ by Lee Strobel and How to know God exists by Ray Comfort. Read them it you are not too scared of the TRUTH. By the way, that song is not funny, it is pathetic. The beginning of wisdom is the fear of the Lord. Apparently there was no wisdom in the making of this song. Again, I challenge you to read those books. Take a chance on the Truth.

  • Shut the fuck up.

  • Ray Comfort has the biblical knowledge of a child!!!

  • i read teh book and am still wiccan i belive in a god and goddess and yeah i am not saying that jesus wastn born and lived but its my belife to not have him ias my savoir u see its a matter of choice

  • HAIL SATAN

  • Will do, ordering them right now

  • jesse dayton is god in this video, who cares what you all think

  • i wonder why people dont make fun of god of the muslim, they always pick on god of christians! people are probably scared theyl get bombed or some shit ! lol its funny bunch of pussies

  • This is the coolest song ever!!

  • irreverent but funny

  • its bad when country music turns to this and in my book if he gos this low that he has to write something like this he should just give up i wont be buying any of his stuff

  • hayes is a friend of mine from college and an excellent musician. if you dont like his stuff, dont buy it. its a funny song. he has plenty more achy heartbreakin' songs that may fit into your definition of "country music". to judge a musician on one song is pretty lame.

  • It's called satire. If you don't get it, then maybe you should check your own sense of humor & intelligence rather than calling his music low.

  • I'm sure Hayes will be just fine, go buy a jars of clay cd and shut up when you wanna hear some awesome music you know where to find it....

  • It's a good thing she did leave your squirley butt for Jesus. I know I would.

  • this is really funny...I was raised catholic

    and belive me they are nuts..they let their preists molest little boy then they protect them..so it open season the "christians"

    make all the fun you at them...they shurely deserve it... KEEP IT UP CARLL HAYES...!

  • Do you realize, this is a SONG, and you psycho Christians are taking it wayyy too seriously? Sheesh. Lighten up.

  • I'm an atheist and i think this song cares too much about crap...

    The bible is a piece of literature that helped to turn savages into a society... no need to make something evil like a religion of it...

    You churchfreaks can talk about your love to jesus and god all day... when it comes to loving the next you all turn into bigot assholes sooner or later because they don't teach the real life in churches with all the stuff that has nothing to do with your beloved fiction...

  • truth.

  • preach. pun intended lol

  • FLAG IT

  • ... or worse yet a jew... ^^ I like to think God has a sense of humor about this kinda thing!

  • Oh dear....im watching it on a Sunday.

  • GO TO CHURCH NOW!!!LOL

  • Funny

  • lmao WIN

    IF I EVER FIND JESUS, I'M KICKING HIS ASS!

  • OH jesus I love you

    and I love buddha too

    rama krishna Guru dev

    Daodejing and Muhammad

    Why do some people say

    that there is just one way

    to love you god and come to you

    we are all apart of you

    I love you and buddha too

  • I live by this rule of thumb - If religious freaks are up in arms about something, I know I'm going to like it! And that includes all religions. 5 stars, and shame on you Christians if you are watching this on Sunday!

  • Heh, irony...

  • lol

  • I'm Christian and I thought it was funny.

  • Since it ended like me, get to REALLY know Him, you'd leave too if necessary. However, of all people, YOU read excerpt and discover you have NO power to kick anything! Blessings anyway. We are still loved.

  • you guys are too fucking serious. it's just a song!

    i think it's funny as hell, chill the fuck out.

  • this is messed up o.o

  • Hey this song is interesting! Let's talk about the song now!

  • haha 3* because of uptight christians!

  • hahahhaha very cool

  • It's a take off of a dumb redneck with a drinking problem... it's meant to be stupid it's supposed to be that way!!!! to make you look at yourself and back up and regroup to make sure were not stupid okay yall it's a great song and I am a Christian all the way so don't come back with non of that.I once saw a painting in the art gallery called murder of a blackbird.I said thats aweful the girl was smiling and her eyes lit up, and she said no thats great,,, you had a responce thats what matters

  • Haha!! I'm a christian, and I find this hilarious!

  • If your belief in God is so weak that a video like this is going to change your belief, then, you really didn't believe in the first place. Let everyone deal with their own religious beliefs. This goes out to all the Christians that bitch about this vid,saying it's bad for children or generally blaming it for everything else.

  • Jesus when you can hear me...

    I will kill you and your family! I don't kill you... i get a knife and pull it in your eyes you fucking son of a bitch...

  • Worst video and song ever.

  • its not making fun of jesus; "she said i should find him, and have peace at last" (if i ever find jesus im kicking his ass)

  • I saw Hayes Carll when he opened for Corb Lund. He's fantastic!

  • That's what, another question we will be asked when we go to the gates of Heaven: Do you believe that video was to show people the truths of Jesus, or complete, sinful imitation?

  • what's funny is i've been saying that jesus is a communist for years... lol

  • I'm a Christian and I think it funny.

    I mean come on this is not about her really

    her cheating with Jesus.

    Just that she choice her Faith in Jesus

    Over him. I sure hope God has a sense of humor or most of us are in trouble!:)

  • "I sure hope God has a sense of humor or most of us are in trouble!" haha thats the funiest thing i ever heard!

    im adding that to my channel

    I.E.

    Comments Hall of Fame:

    DonnaUtubefan - "I sure hope God has a sense of humor or most of us are in trouble!"

  • Are you kidding me? How are you not disgusted or take offence as a Christian when they use the lords name in Vain? Someone saying they want to kick his ass...Jesus running around naked. A mockery of Jesus, because this portrayal is in no way how Jesus would act. All the innuendos of Jesus sleeping with that women etc. But if you think those things are funny then that is your opinion I guess.I'm sure God does have a sense of humour, but when it is making fun and putting him down..I don't think so

  • Are you kidding me?How are you not disgusted or take offence as a Christian when they use the lords name in Vain? Someone saying they want to kick his ass...Jesus running around naked. A mockery of Jesus, because this portrayal is in no way how Jesus would act. All the innuendos of Jesus sleeping with that women etc. But if you think those things are funny then that is your opinion I guess.I'm sure God does have a sense of humour, but when it is making fun and putting him down..I don't think so

  • nice jesus

  • danojohnson

  • Hey smartass I believe I spelled "retarted" correctly the first time but I wont be able to prove you wrong because you deleted my comment which is ok because your video is a waste of space on youtube! Nice try @ making me look dumb though!

  • people like you are my hero! on youtube

  • she left him because his singing SUCKS

  • blah this is a funny video of what really happend to me....she left me for jesus all right but not like this...

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • OMFG and abd jesus guy who plays him

  • (: ǝɯ ǝƃɐssǝɯ puɐ ןǝuuɐɥɔ ʎɯ oʇ ǝqıɹɔsqns 'sıɥʇ op oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ɟı

  • This is immense!

  • wow this song is doo wrong..

  • Jesus is laughing his ass off. If he didn't have a sense of humour he'd he would've made you smarter.

  • man people don't care who they blaspheme.

  • Get a sense of humor.

  • I have a sense of humor, but you need a sense of sanctity. Some things are sacred, you don't mock the Lord. When You stand before him in Judgement he's not gonna laugh and giggle at you mocking him. Having a sense of humor doesn't trump worshipping God and honoring his Son. God takes mocking of his Son seriously. To mock his son shows that you don't take God seriously. Worship God not comedy.

  • Talking matter-of-fact about something that you have no idea to be true or not is text book insanity. There is no victim here except the one that you have invented. Besides, if there was a god, do you really think he would be pissed at something meant to bring joy? I think the devil is clocked in religion - it is the source of all evil and hate.

  • Well you called yourself insane. You have no ideal whether or not what i said is true. Then you give me your baseless opinion based on your doubtful beliefs. That's insane. I believe something that is based on prophetic fullfillment. Jesus's birth life death and ressurection , ascension and the effect his life would have on humanity was prophesized over 700years before his birth, and his own words have come to fruition.Your opinion is insane by your own definition.

  • What's funny about people like yourself. You psition yourselves as some kind of enlightened guru who needs to educate us Christians about a God you don't even Know exists. That's funny. If you don't know there is a God how would you know he would find this video funny. that's illogical. It's really funny people who think they a supremely logical say illogical theings like if there was a god do you think he would be pissed?So i guess If someone finds it funny thenyour hypothetical goddoes too.LOL

  • You missed my point entirely - No one knows if there is or isn't a god and all should behave as such. I never said anything to be an absolute except that the preaching of truth about something we will never know to be is insane. Maybe if humans believed that this life was all they had, the focus would be on being the best person the could be naturally without needing the fear of judgment.

  • I wouldn't be bringing up what is logical and illogical when you have yet to outgrow your imaginary friend.

  • LOL, funny. Everyone that doesn't have a sense of humor why would we care about your close mindedness. Please do us all a favor look up humor for dummy's.

  • Why Would you put this on here. your stupid whoever put this on here and it aint funnny you de loco motherfucker .... oh yea and ur gonna rot in hell stupid piece of "beep"

  • you do realize that all sins are just as bad as the next in God's eyes?

  • and you do realize how ridiculous that is, right? an omniscient space god finding petty theft, profanity, and mass murder equivalent reasons for damnation?

  • so are you saying that that God is from Space?

    thats how I know that you are crazy

  • Do you realize, this is a SONG, and you psycho Christians are taking it wayyy too seriously? Sheesh. Lighten up.

  • Do you realize that this is God who i being mocked? it may be a song, but listen to the words! if you knew God, you would know that although He is slow to anger and abounding in love, He is one to be feared, and not just in the 'oh im scared' way, but shown through our respect of Him

  • Yes, that is exactly right. We are mocking your invisible sky pixie.

  • what are you doing on the internet? Does God not have a sense of humor?

  • I raped your god

  • omg u have to watch our videoes under fun dip hotties thery r HILLARIOUS!!!!!

  • ʎʎǝןıɹ-sıɥʇ op oʇ ʍoɥ ɐʎ ʍoɥs ןן,ı ˙ǝƃɐd ʎɯ ʇno ʞɔǝɥɔ 'sʎnƃ ʎǝɥ

  • omg!! que Blasfêmia...lol

  • lol everyone belkow me is funny =P

    5/5* you commenters have no humor HAHAHAHa

  • ...i don´t think thats funny.....i dont like this video .....ich finds eigentlich garnicht lustig ..was soll enn des soll des heißen er macht sie über jesus lustig oder was...was soll denn des....

  • genau so denk ich auch... nd wenn sie ne für JESUS verlassn hat xD is doch was natürliches.. nich komisch.. ich hab auch schon nen kerl für jesus verlassn.. und über den sollte man sich nich lustig machn..

  • Es ist ein Scherz... verstehen Sie Spass?

  • why are people getting irater over this lol?

    its meant to be in good humour

  • some videos of your account are not avaiable in my country !

    I´M UNSUBSCRIBE YOU !

    rate: POOR *

    out!

  • such a junk...but junk keeps ppl busy

  • it's funny:D i like it.

  • 1/5

    +

    FLAGGED

  • Is it just me, or are people freaking out to much because if you actually listened to the song it was aout how she had FOUND Jesus and left him. It was not implying that she was cheating on him with jesus. Although the video depicted this, I think it was put in as humor because a video with someone finding christianity then leaving their parter would be pretty crap.

  • Get over yourself! This is really flipping funny!! LOVE the bread scene.

  • To all the pissed off Christians, important note: people are not out to get you. If you take it seriously enough to to actually be offended, maybe your faith isn't strong enough. I'm a Christian and I enjoyed the satire, and ignored the parts that bothered me. No one is perfect, except Jesus. Let us not forget what Jesus said "Judge not, lest ye be judged" "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" nor let us forget what I say "Shut the fuck up"

  • I really liked your response up until the last phrase

  • Yeah, that was a little excessive, sorry

  • youtube moet het niet laten tonen wat het is leuk om met jezus te spotten kk joden die ze zijn

  • it's not funny cuz when "religous people" freak out the way they do it's because Jesus means very much to them or whoever.. how would you like it if people made fun of your momma or your daddy or someone else who ment that much to you.. Anyhow it's about respecting one another and by the way Jesus will get done with them

  • i don't want to be rude or anything but i reckon this is a try hard funny video trynna make fun of Jesus and stuff. I'm not really offended but i reckon it's kinda stupid.

  • One star.

    I don't care about Jesus being mentioned or not.

    I just hate Universal Music Group.

    Did I mention how much I hated Universal Music Group?

    Incidentally, I really hate Universal Music Group.

  • You really got 'em good giving this video one star. Woah!

  • I know. I'm proud of my accomplishment.

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  • that's cause Jesus has a big black cock

  • Nice vid, and song too. :) But what chicken is doing there?!

  • im coming to kick his ass HAHAHA

  • Loved the song...5/5.Funny!

  • Wow. Its a song. It's funny. Just because he talks about Jesus doesnt mean the whole world is going to fall apart. Grow up and stop being haters.

  • haha this is great.. they had a good idea for a video

  • love it. this goes out to all guys who have had a girl choose religion over him. hell yeah, 5 stars.

  • For all you deuches saying "Oh it's ok, I'm a Christian, and it's ok to laugh", you know nothing about being a christian. If someone really believes Jesus is the son of God, would they laugh at people who wanna "kick his ass"? Probably have a hoot, pat this dude on the back and leave as he laughs at salvation, right? You guys are fuckin stupid, talk to some real christians for once

  • agree with you Nextel025

  • how can you claim to be a christian and curse and use profanity while trying to defend the name of Jesus..... perhaps you should grow up and realize that the use of profanity in defending the title of Jesus is not nescessary you punitive retard read your bible and go to church!

  • you do realize "retard" is an insulting, non-Christian term, correct?

  • so tell me, where does the bible say not to use profanity?

  • This song is extra retarted and you damn right I'd leave any man for Jesus.

  • But what if Jesus left you for another woman because you couldn't spell retarded? I hear he's pretty strict on that, BabyPhat.

  • LMAO!!!!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY. LOL I love it.

  • oh...my...god...

    WHY is he famous and i'm not?

  • ur hilarious lol

  • i want to be a musician so bad...

    apparently i've been doing it all wrong. these days, they don't want talent and ambition. silly me...

  • They do want people who call themselves 'RockStar' in advance of becoming rock stars though... That's really the key! I think you should also go ahead and make it XXXROCKST4RXXX to sound more edgy and exxxtreme.

  • WOW!! how terrible is this song!!

  • LOL but song sux cock

  • this is awful..im very offened..this is the worse song ive ever heard...God is not something to make a mockery out of..

  • this is good and great song

  • is he fuckin retarted... he should apologyze to jesus, nobody can kik gots body, dude i hope god helps you.

  • greatest video ever.

    "its ok brother, i forgive ya', *wink*"

  • munki you obviously were too concerned with the new rendition of Jesus to see the resanctification of the entire topic at the end.

  • lol this is funny

  • hahahahhaha ima christian but still i love this. =)

  • This is completely offensive and just out and out horrible song. Is Universal Music kidding? Are they that desperate for talent? They just offended over 1 billion Christians worldwide who will never buy from them again for a country hick from some Mississippi bayou trailer park? UM should be ashamed to promote offensive songs along with just out and out pathetic talent.

  • I'm Christian as well, and I'm not offended. It's meant to be funny, so if you're offended the solution is simple... don't listen to it.

  • Jesus is someone who suffered greatly. He shouldn't be belitted in a joke.

  • oh shut up.

    people are entitled to their opinions. and besides, its all said in humour.

    Anyway, who's to say Jesus even existed?

  • so what? many people suffered a lot.. that doesn't make him special

    Jesus Christ, (haha) why can't one make fun of jesus, mohammed or whatever without making religious people freak out that way.. if they're so great they can stand a bit of humour I guess

  • I think my girl has left me for Jesus too. Everybody get Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ha this band is so goin 2 hell

  • LOVE IT

  • praise the lord

  • try making fun of the followers of Mohammed. No just try...No no just try.

  • dude calm down

  • Hallelujah

  • i think this is funny. we know God have a sense of humor LOL

  • LOL yea I was smiling the whole time. And I love Jesus =)

  • Geez, if it was up to Christians there would be nothing to watch on Youtube except televangelists like Benny Hinn "healing" people. Seriously, if that guy can actually heal people why doesn't he go to a hospital for sick kids and cure them?

  • No, Christians have no problem with music videos but you shouldn't offend people so greatly. Had this been Muhammed or Allah, this video would have been suspended. Jesus died 2000 years ago FYI. This whole music video is just pointless and gross for its bad taste.

  • to be fair, its actually in the Quran that you aren't supposed to create images depicting Allah or Muhammed - its a "rule" (er, unless you're Persian, apparently). On the other hand, you see Jesus everywhere. So its not really fair to compare the two.

  • roflmao, there are plenty of songs satiring Islamic faiths. You are just to much a Jew lover to even consider looking them up. BTW your fault you got offended, you did not have to watch it.

  • I shouldn't even have to see the title on Youtube. This offends a good portion of the world. If it was offensive to race or sexist, it wouldn't be up here.

  • Fuck you.

  • he rose from the dead three days later and continued his minstry till he went up to heaven and hell come back the same way he left

  • You are right if this had been Muhammed or Allah it would have been suspended. And that is called censorship. But what would an American really know about freedom? Yes I know Jesus died 2000 years ago. My point was that since then like say 1000 years ago parts of the bible were rewritten by humans and could include whatever silliness they believed in. ie: mental illness used to be thought to be possession by the devil but now we know better. Open your mind to the whole world not just the bible.

  • Parts were rewritten? No they weren't, they were translated into many languages but the content is still the same. We have evidence for this such as the dead sea scrolls. The canon of scriptures is still accurate to the writings thousands of years ago. Do you have anything to back up your statement with? The bible talks about the world being a sphere and hanging on nothing. Scientists didn't find this out until hundreds of years ago. Where as the bible tells of this thousands of years earlier.

  • stfu. No-one wants to hear your shit.

  • If you don't wanna hear peoples shit then why are you reading a comments page on the internet..? No ones making you read this. You said that "No-one" wants to hear my shit...is that a fact now? That not a single person in the world will want to hear my shit? You have anything to back this up...You're the one who's talking the shit buddy.