Paul's Cyst

[gilbert20]

The blond girl = real genius. I don't think I have ever seen a dumber blond! And having this guy on his knees adds a certain je ne sais quoi......

[celica825]

I was watching Sonic 2 gameplays and I got to this... okay.

[EssenceFranchertv]

How do i get from mindless behavior hello to this

[milandrina]

why don t visit doctor

[liseybee90]

ummm, face down ass up

[theKOOLSKULL]

@liseybee90 thats the way we like to fuck

[DeadBeatBlast]

@theKOOLSKULL I TOLD YOU TO STOP WATCHING THESE!!!!!!

[Halfadomino]

happy birthday.

[mikebola]

a-hyuck.

[wormy913]

just stab him already! Amateurs

[brentfan19]

@wormy913 SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[gmanpeterson381]

i started at sport bikes :L

[marsamgod73]

Bet that ain't the first time he's been on all fours screaming

[panaga69]

shut up you blond twitt!! why does he look like a pathetic dog!!

[NikolCorvine]

how the hell did i end up here!!!!!!! \(O_o)/

[Glocklockedloaded]

Nice gloves

[ChaseAJH16]

Don't be scared bitch cut his ass

[rocknrollchic88]

how do ppl get those...

[Mr2nite69]

well at least the girls are sexy.

[supermastergod]

Video starts with guy on all fours drinking something...... what have I gotten myself into

[mitsuclipspyder]

i don't even remember clicking on this video...

[p00pkrap]

i was suppose to do my work and i am here

[cu94mel]

Loved the moron licking his lips as he turns the camera around to find the puss...........why is this 'man' hanging around with teenage idiots?

[ThatGuyCH4RLiE]

And I watched this while eating a cheese stick.

[h5y]

Typical amuricans

[HAZFRAME]

@h5y *Americans. You jealous?

[hairslikeabirdnest]

@HAZFRAME

[Turrnaroud]

Thats what she said (:

[Sorvea]

This is why people don't travel across the boarder for cheaper procedures!

[swagger4christ]

i said oh my god the same time he said ohh my god

[2Blah4]

wen ur bored, this is where u end up :/

[MineCentral101]

i go from watching metal gear solid video gameplay to this????

[zerfra1]

use gloves??



[MikeyMlKEp]

That girl is fine as hell!!!

[TheOnlyMunchkinSoup]

If you want a real cyst video, search tuss enorme.

[paolito777]

fuck ! retarded people again...

[Yeshuasgirl1]

my mouth keeps watering..



[brentfan19]

@Yeshuasgirl1 EAT FOOD NOT PUSS!

[TODDV97]

nothing like a good old cyst removal for the whole family to enjoy

[emily21162]

what ever happend to the gloves you nasty people

[LoveSeungYeon]

The guy died of tetnus a week later

[ThumbsDownorUp]

Bear Grylls would eat this... for extra protein

[drzknight87]

Ommmmgggg so gross piece of shitttt lol you guys should of have used some gloves at least,,,,, by the way I the end lol at the end I would of have put a huge heck mark on his back using the blade hahahaa,,,, this video is more crazy than watching saw part 1 2 3 4 5 6 lol

[4inches4u]

blonde is hot

[jessiesband]

so much for watching mountain biking.......

[Lovetheguineas]

Ewww don't cut him when you know your going to screw it up

[iLLUMiNATiONRECORDz]

DIDNT CUT DEEP ENOUGH! THERE WAS OBVIOUSLY A TON OF PUSS STILL LEFT, YOU BARELLY LANCED THE SACK!

[brianisMYbf]

that wasnt a cyst yo

[astrogirl5123]

Stupid hillbillies! Just go to a doctor! Don't do it yourself! GEEZ-US!

[MrJoemama1997]

Once you are in this part of youtube, you never get out...

[Gruftschnecke0809]

@MrJoemama1997 : you write what i think, too - that was not a cyst, only a simple spot ! - but these days simply everybody get his video on YT...sad...

[Vossificationful]

I got here about 2 videos from watching Oliver Sykes... How the fuck...

[eleithias]

Actually, on second thought, I think she's caught "the bug" and enjoys cutting people now.

O O

[eleithias]

I wanna know what bet she lost ><

[giausjulius4]

Why oh why am I here? How the fuck did I even get here? I was watching airsoft videos!

[7DARKHELLS]

I got here from Woman gets impacted condom out of her ass!

[BigItalianTony]

county folk and there country ways

[littlecoley88]

Good job pushing the girl out of the way!

[Moreobese2271]

Waste of my time... I could have been watching REAL cysts explode, not this pussy shit.

[Stolenbmxguy]

and tht people is why you shower

[AkoueRed]

@Stolenbmxguy Not. Underwent surgery on my skull, (sinuses) and could not be in the shower for 3 months, or wash my hair for 4. I had zero trouble. Nothing. Nada.

DISCLAIMER: I did go through a palletful of pre-moistened facials cloths. Also I was not exactly hitting the gym a lot (it discourages the scalp from re-anchoring properly).

[777TheJoe]

Why are the top comments of all these videos always say, "I'm on the weird part of YouTube again." or, "How did I end up here?" We all know you wanted to be here just like I do. It's interesting to watch puss ooze out or explode.

[AkoueRed]

@777TheJoe THANK YOU. Ya know, I was thinking much the same thing. In my case "How many times can you accidentally end up in the same spot?" and "since you're embarassed...why are you telling everyone you're here?".

[opoppell1994]

weird part of youtube. wtf



[JennelleBelle]

oh fuck ive landed in cyst land again

[the2original1trollz]

wow, i came here from CS:S zombie escape, to hypernovas and this shit :S

[pokemon3211]

I've seen worse

[upgradesky56]

oh for fucks sake how did i get here

[iwanttoholdyourbigkn]

@upgradesky56 you're in the bizarro world of youtube

[cu94mel]

@upgradesky56 Same way the rest of us did...........

[RikuBerriezzz854]

@upgradesky56 Whats worse is every time I go to my Home page more of them show in Similar to!! -_-

[brentfan19]

@upgradesky56 YOUR MOM!

[chupis11666]

Bitch!!! just cut it, and if start to bleed, just call the cops and tell them it was self defense!!

[Tim777G]

read botton one first.. Im not sure if it was an attack on us, but I had friends and family getting it and we havent see each ohter in years. I shooked me on how fast MRCA spreed and to so many ppl and in different citys around NC and SC. havn't has an outbreak in almost 2 years now thank goodness and don't want one

[Tim777G]

I thought mine was a cyst at 1st, but I was wrong. I was getting from so many ppl here in NC had an outbreak at the time, they closed about 5 schools down in Charlotte, Iive 50 miles from there, then with in a week ppl everwhere was ofer flowing all hospitals, as as u walked in they would take u to the back of the ER, hospitals is where it started, I have 2 family members that work at 1, my sister got it 1st, then her husband and then my dad and then me in a week, ive heared it was a attacks

[TinaCoco11]

pop it pop it

[SanFranGirl1982]

In a situation like this I would use sanitized pliers. That's right, I said PLIERS.

[mrsbieber1605]

One: I;m trying to stop my OCD, even though idk if that's possible..(I'm sooo stupid xD) Two: If the was me, prior to this, I'd scream: 'GET THE ANESTHESIA.'

[Tim777G]

Oh yes why wasn't cloves used? It also wasn't an cyst, its called MRSA and need to be treated at a hospital not at someone house. oh yeah, the ppl that didn't use cloves will have a high chance getting the MRCA. look it up on here if u want, theen u will see what MRSA os all about

[ubit397]

@Tim777G I agree. Gloves and anticeptics should have definitely been used, however there is nothing in this video that indicates that it was a MRSA infection. It could just as easily and much more likely have been a simple sebacious cyst.

[Tim777G]

@ubit397 I know for a fact because iv had MRCA be 4 and looks just like what this guy had, at the hospital they deadend it and cut it open to get all the junk it in out, thne they put qauls in it to pack it down and with in a week I I was able to take gaules out. MRCA hite me 4 times, thank God I havn't got it again!

[ubit397]

@Tim777G I can't imagine how you got MRSA on 4 seperate occasions, but I believe you. That being said, a sebacious cyst also looks EXACTLY like this and they're FAR more common.

[chipawonga1]

weak. i wouldnt call that a cyst psh

[catsryummy]

GLOVES!

[catsryummy]

O_O 

[kimzilla]

Why do people pop zits in the most unsanitary settings in all these videos?

[apj12393]

perfect evidence for a lawsuit ...no?

[inlove262]

wow great way to catch a diease

[FXMAN66]

a clear case of the blind leading the stupid!!!!

[jomercer21113]

poor Paul...you get what you pay for.

[skullzrarw101896]

ever heard of a D.O.C.T.O.R?? u know, those ppl who go to med school for these purposes and more??

[dnm88]

@skullzrarw101896 Doctor is for Pussies!

[skullzrarw101896]

@dnm88 then i guess those ppl who waste more than 8 years of their lives going to med school are pussies huh? =.=

[joselchino]

faaaiiiilllllll

[EveryTune]

Geez find where it is before you slice him open 5 times. Also the blonde is fuckable!

[barcyorky]

Oh my god! Reusing the same DIY non-surgical/sterile blade over and over, no cleansing, no gloves, no hand washing, no sutures, no dressing!

[Joeyb2442]

@barcyorky chill the fuck out. You get worse from stepping on a piece of glass

[barcyorky]

@Joeyb2442 When you have had to battle, several times, to save a life from meningitis which has resulted from this kind of so called "harmless" craziness, then please feel free to tell me to "chill the fuck out" otherwise keep your misinfomed notions to yourself. You can get a serious infection from this OR a glass cut, fool!

[DennysWalega]

a doctor might have been a better idea

[kcfrierson]

Dear Lord...why do none of the people in these videos wear gloves?? Gross.

[reactcirca]

@kcfrierson gloves are for pussies lmao ?

[JustHolly123]

Pussies

[Emidy21]

@rakoonloufa88

Well look who got out of retard school and learned to spell something right! :D and also being called lazy by a conceited idiot like you isn't insulting, so how about you go back to doing what your nations people are best at, nothing! Ok?:)

[katoyarob]

Wats wrong with the use of gloves and antiseptic

[Emidy21]

@rakoonloufa88

I'm sorry, were you trying to spell nasty or nazi? Because either way it's wrong "idiot" :)

[rakoonloufa88]

@Emidy21 you are a idiot lazy american! ok?

[tom251017]

Wear gloves!!!!

[scarface1013]

ASSUME THE POSITION!!!

[doublejjize]

looks like a real sterile enviorment . . . . god that places is a mess !!!!

[Bluespongeproduction]

I had a cyst when I was younger, mine was NOTHING like that😳

[LordSchrader]

Nice Lightsaber!!!

[rakoonloufa88]

idiots nazy americans!!!!

[itsmegp46]

@rakoonloufa88 Being from greece, you should be the LAST person to talk about being nasty.

[rakoonloufa88]

@itsmegp46 pfff...

idiot...got to eat coke...! greek we are hero and spartans ! you are nazy idiot american

[itsmegp46]

@rakoonloufa88 And you go take your monthly bath. Even though we're in a leap year, its ok, you don't have to wait the extra two days.

[rakoonloufa88]

@itsmegp46 pfff....

idiot lazy american!!

[itsmegp46]

@rakoonloufa88 Why don't you get a job and pay off greece's welfare debt? Oh, and by the way, if it weren't for us lazy americans. you would be speaking german today.

[rakoonloufa88]

@itsmegp46 i have two jobs idiots. and my pay is 800Euro only. i am sorry for this...

my kind...........

[lizflorgar]

guakala is imposible guakala i don't beliver

[Seargent07]

Mark Zuckerberg is filming !?... :P

[LimpTheBizkit11]

0:55 thats what she said.

[XxDarkNecromancerxX]

Such great friends :D

Telling you to get on your hands and knees, cutting you twice, willing to cut you a third time, and laughing at you all the way :')

[elrojomuerto6x]

As a person that has been to the doctor before... I DO NOT APPROVE! but i cant look away!! the suspense is terrifying

[LoveNeverDiesxx]

this guy has some very willing friends haha >.< i would have never done this

[gingergiggles]

Stab them, don't slice, they need to be deep.

[akasstan]

you gotta cut it alot deeper, it would of been spectacular!

[kelseymontclair]

Who decided to give that girl the razor blade? That gunk's not gonna come out because you gave it a paper cut.

[FudgePixie]

That's definitely what you should be doing at home. With a razorblade. Awesome.

[hcbeal]

Need a maid much?!!!?

[liverpoolkid89]

Cumshot.

[MikSevilla]

You know you have loyal friends when they all make a serious gathering when you need a zit popped

[FlabbyWabby2011]

Jesus Christ you yelled so loud I got scared! :O

[Ninaki13th]

wear fucking gloves

[LilFireworkz]

I Stumbled Upon this Watching Xbox Reassembly Videos...

[mfcr96]

And here I am in the weird side oy Youtube, "cystube"...

[MrJohnDoughnut2]

y are there no hot girls getting their zits/cysts popped? new youtube fetish videos?? i'd watch, and when that sucker pops imma squirt rotten mayo in my mouth. oh ya that's the shit right there!

[mero250211]

camera man don't quit your day job

[borga1131]

his daughter is fiiiiiiiine af

[MrJohnDoughnut2]

@borga1131 and by the looks of it 15 or 16. wich is kinda disturbing. if it weren't for his family who would pop his zits?

[SAWNERDDDSE]

this guy is a fucking trooper

[FusionStream]

I saw much more pus in the thumbnail... I am disappointed.

[MrHawkeyethe2nd]

get the man a chair at least

and some gloves and wipes lol

[henrry889]

i think the hot blonde makes up for the disgusting cyst :)

[fonertosub]

Ma trombate invece di fa questi troiai !!!!

[suckerpunch927]

yes...use-SHIT-roll

[78phaser]

......oh yeah: and never sterilize or use gloves so u can get a nasty infection!

[78phaser]

Can u do one with even worse camera angles next time? Have a retarded monkey do it.

[Moffattbaseball24]

he should be more worried about that bald spot on his head

[b3rtne]

Y U NO WEAR GLOVES!?

[Fsimfreak]

lol she's slicing into her dad's back and shes worried about her finger

[Lighningbreaker]

When in doubt, cut him more!

[elmappy]

i missed the bump lets make another cut

[NokoruGakuen]

stupid Youtube drug videos!

[oliwa29]

Is there one back cyst video where the guy doesn't have a patchy hairy back?



[ShaunDreclin]

In Canada we have these cool people called doctors.. Ever hear of them?

[xdarkstep]

Yeah, this looks totally safe & legit. -___-

[MoxonMcD]

This is what doctors are for...

[soccerjackgurl]

This is so the weird side of youtube! How the hell do I end up here?

[lukaszxxx123]

very big idiot

[volcomandelement]

This is the worst boil, cyst, zit, pimple shit i have ever seen

[terence665]

omg it`s on my 3d glasses.

[jakedaniels7546]

cyst popping-the perfect family occasion

[Windsong14]

I agree where are the gloves? You should be using polysporin on it after you are done and washing that area you cut, should of done that before, sanitize the blade, his back and afterwards put a band-aid on it.

[GEORGEBUSHISAKUNT]

I've had more pus from my cock than this!!

[GEORGEBUSHISAKUNT]

We don't want to see your face, get the pus on the camera you cunt!!!

[matts1115]

another video where the idiot dont know how to record

[Krabbo7]

2 minutes ago i watching amnesia...

[setty079]

no gloves

[bubera3]

I wonder if people TRY to get infected to put shit like this out!!! dirty people....smh