Sh*t Albanian Girls Say

[irket0404]

hahaha you hit a lot of good points!

[zeby1996]

LOOOL

[MrEdmond1]

She reminds me of some chick i banged 1 month ago 0_0

[mrjohndoe41]

what happened to the other 2 videos you had??? they had me dienn of laughter, still Great Job tho love it!!

[ladev91]

you are gorgeous :)

[dardandullovi]

I like when shes in the kitchen, she looks cute like every albanian girl, well all the black haired ones lol , make more videos!!

[eri874]

Nga cili vënd I shqiperise je? Very funny video tastefully done.

[ahrims7]

by god....

[edheedhe]

ani qysh thojka they r none albanian guys aiiiii un e kom femnen spanjolle veq qe shqiptarkat jon shum mendjemdhaja and u r tellin me that albanian guys r bad

[Liriana93]

Love this video I know so many albos like this maybe tht dnt mean to do it but ALOT do and for all those haters Fuck them ur funny and at least u have a good sense of humor u even said u do some of the things :)

Make moree Videoss

[Jenny3oh3]

Hahahaha this is great good job!!!!!!!!

[hypnoticsoul418]

Hahahhahhaha i actually know some female Shqipe's like this lol. And i cannot find a "good" Albanian girl :-(

[justinbieberlove9278]

babi babi thats just like me all day everyday shqipe all dayyy -3

[ThePrincekosova]

goood video hahahah you are funny

[bosnor]

awsome video, make another !!! and uve goooot to say " ofcourse im a vigrin" ... sooo albanian to say that. even for those who actually are. hahahaha

[foc03]

Good vid, can be better though!!! and let the haters hate. EVERYBODY LOVES AN ALBANIAN GIRL THEY JUST DONT WANNA ADMIT IT BC THEYRE SO JELOUS, HAAA FIGURES.

[gorana4011]

I never met a good looking albanian girl....so the video is fake!

[sassygirl123ize]

@gorana4011 That is so rude! everyone has diffrent traits

[LinndaLindaa]

@gorana4011 lol go to albania n say that, u will leave there, wid ur fingers in yur mouth, watch what u say.

[SuadaFlair]

Looooolz im albanian and i hv acc done everything on there except shouting out 'bab' i tend to say 'nan'

[BurhanAbazi93]

qata ksiha na dhan nit qime po ene koke kan evt kishe brit baab ose mama :)

[Hiddenxfantasyx3]

Haha this video is so funny and on point. My favorite part was "he's dating an american? i give it one month..maybe 3" lmao good job girlie! <3

[Hotsello]

Oiii esa mamada

[mommydenae]

oh by the way juicy we have been together for 2 years and counting

[TroyGod12]

Hey girl keep on making videos! this was mad funny haha..and being all honest you will always have haters :] but at the same time it's not their fault they don't know how to do the "nusa status"

we OUT.

[fastex064]

95% of Albanians who become raised outside their motherland, lack on education & smartness, especially those who got raised in the west (america) like you, they all leave school, do not respect parents, loose virginity at age 13teen (maybe younger) & forget what they are & from where they come (assimilate too fast) have no shame nor pride.

I'm not saying that I'm better because I'm born here on Albanian lands, I love the West but seriously, not everything that comes from the West has to be Cool.

[Andyox90]

@fastex064 dude get ur shit sorted out! not every albo is like that I was raised in the west of canada and Im on my of getting my poli sci degree. And any family who moves to another country(especially to north america) have a tough time teaching their kids legit values from their own country due to an overwhelming amount of time we spend with north americans. You literally just described north americans not albanian-canadians/americans.

[fastex064]

@Andyox90 congratulations, If U're really not like the 95% (rest), but like I said, most of them become brain washed & stupid for real, no ambitions no life goals no knowledge.

& yes U're right, its true not only the American=Alb. but everyone who raises his family there.

PS: get higher education & don't ever loose Ur Pride nor forget what you are & where Ur from :)

[ArtaniakaMafi]

@fastex064

It's unfair that your judging the albanians which moved away because it's not easy for them, and you can't even judge them/us because you aren't a migrant and you don't know the life we are living

pershendetje nga svicra..

[fastex064]

@ArtaniakaMafi probably yes I would end up like them, but as I said 95% of them are so (I got many cousins out there & it seems like they're brains are getting smaller & smaller each time they're visiting homeland "so I know what I'm talking about"). what Im trying to say Is that... Ur not living in a Dictatorship, Injustice, fully Corrupted country there like we do here & you still aren't appreciating how LUCKY you are & use the opportunity to be ambitious, curious & become smart

[purealba01]

@fastex064 Cfar thua more??

Kur se ke provuar vete mergimin, mos gjyko.

Me c'kam pare une, Shqiptaret ne Shqiperi po humbasin kulturen dhe respektin ne vetveten.. Nje here e nje kohe, ishin njerez per te qene.. Sa u hapen kufijet, filluan te mirrnin zakonat te poshter nga bota e jashtme, qe nga veshja dhe menyra se foluri..

Ne ketej mundohemi sa me shume ta rrojm kulturen tone sepse e kemi aq me let per ta humbasur.. Ehde c'do njeri nga fisi im ketej eshte e shkolluar, po do ta dish..

[fastex064]

@purealba01 nuk e di a e shiqon emisionin Oxygen show (RTK me Besim Dinen) kur e pyeti : pse keta lloj shqipfolesa jan keshtu!? tha: sepse ata nuk jan SHQIPTAR, se tkishin me qen shqiptar kishin me vlejt sa 10 shqiptar.

shkurt e shqip, me vazhdu ket tem duhet mi hi historis, kshtu qe po pritoj, ajt mir osht ;)

[ArtaniakaMafi]

@fastex064

Yes I am lucky to have the chance to live here and I'm utilizing it (I'm going to study at an universityand in a few years) and I also didn't say that what you said is wrong, because I know what is happening. In switzerland there are about 200'000 albanians and yeah most of them aren't that smart and rude, that's why we have a very bad reputation.

BUT the people in homeland aren't that innocent. Their become like americans..smugly..especially the ones in the cities

[fastex064]

@ArtaniakaMafi 1st: glad to hear that you don't belong to the 95% & wish you success during Ur studies :)

2nd: we both know that YOU wouldn't survive here even for 2-3 weeks, the life we live here would drive you CRAZY (my cousin couldn't stand a WEEK here "& that's a record") but at least we got a REASON for It >> No Water, No Electricity, No Heating (during winter) very low salaries, corruption, smuggling, blood feuds, mafia's, Injustice everywhere, isolation, & radicalism.

[ArtaniakaMafi]

@fastex064

I don't know if your talking about albania or kosovo but when I go to kosovo in summer we always stay for 3 weeks and when I was younger even for 6 weeks. We have water every time, electricity is bad but it's gettin better. But your right it gets very boring the last few years, but it was very cool when I was younger but a lot changed the last years.

The only thing we can do is to hope for a better future, and who knows perhaps then people come back to the fatherland :)

[bosnor]

@ArtaniakaMafi hahahah, wtf where the hell do u live ? I live like in prishtina, and I stay there for like 3 mnth every summer. We have water, the electicity stops sometimes, depends on where you are, but that's about it. You find mafias and shit like that everywhere, doesn't mean u have to like hang out where they do. Some things are negative, but it's still beautiful there, and it's fun like hell. I brought 4 of my norwegian girls down there, and even they miss it ... sucks to be u

[ArtaniakaMafi]

@bosnor

wath the fuck are you talking...

I said that we have fucking water, and the electricity stops..sometimes often sometimes rarely...Did I say something about mafia??? no..

And I didn't say that it's not beautiful...it just gets boring because we don't live in a fucking city in Kosovo..

sucks to be a dumbass like you..

[bosnor]

@Andyox90 ... wtf ... there is albanians like that everywhere. she doesnt say everybody is like that. but the other movies "shit blonde girls say", doesnt mean every blonde girl say that. It's just a fucking joke. since u arent takin it lightly, means ur actually one of them.

[Andyox90]

@bosnor ur so dumb way to go through all the fuckin comments and reply to something i posted like a week ago...(no life) and she said 95% of alboz in north America were uneducated n shit...since sadly ur part of the 95% ur obvs the dumb one. did u not see where I wrote that I'm in fuckin college u retard. Congratulations for making urself look like a fool!

[KSgirl20]

omgggg i just realized what nuse status meant hahah good one. im albanian-canadian!! <3

[eurotrashfree]

hahaha funny! :) 

[dibran1ngjak]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA WTF ARE you crazy girl

[tnycman]

You've got to much free time on your hand, you need a bf, or just buy a pet!!!

[detroitmurdasquad]

yo my albanian homie mark told me theres no chance an alb girl would go for black guys so i guess i aint lucky....but yall ladies do be lookin like them peoples from jersey shore but sexxxier.....mannnn albanian girls yall sexxy nufff said...give a brotha a chance

[bootystuffer]

all I wana know is if you are single...

[4165182435]

shiptari jel' nas cujete? VI STE PICKE NAJVECE!

[bootystuffer]

@4165182435 : Ik ore te qifhsa te gjith fisin slav mor pis shki i zi

[bosnor]

@4165182435 jebise :D

[4165182435]

@bosnor idi u skolu.nauci neke stvari,retardirani medjede.ne pise se jebise,nego JEBI SE MAJMUNE, GLUPI

[DoniAbduli]

lol loved it.

[Potusak]

'prite zot' qfar video

Y U DONT SAY :A

[theblackdeejay]

hahahahaahh shum bukur video ;) Brovo



[zemrushi17]

iv never heard an albanian girl saying fake hoe shes so fake.. albanian girls dont even say that stuff it was more an american thing then albanian or adjusting her boobs that was totally american.. kuku per mu that was the most albanian that i got from this video and nuse status that was halarious

[zemrushi17]

albanians from kosova say kuku per mu but prite zot never heard that and dont even know what she means by it... god wait is that what shes trying to say prite zot

[woahitsmoe]

lmfaooo "I HATE albanian parties......when is it though?"

[bpimp2000]

Who the fuck is offended by this? This is mad funny, and yeah im Albanian, born and raised, puro Shqiptar!!! By the way, you look straight up nuse status, cooking and cleaning like that. LOL Hope you make a second video soon!

[LiriVanKruyff]

sweetheart u forgot the main shit """ IM A VIRGIN"""""

[PerianAlijevski]

@LiriVanKruyff she should have said that `yeah im a virgin` ``yeah right...``...lol...

[rudy032190]

@LiriVanKruyff haha! true.

[rudy032190]

@LiriVanKruyff lol true

[albillyrian93]

Ignore the bad comments and Keep up the good work! I love this video! :)

[PepaMurati]

1. Prite Zot = God forbid

2. Shes an Albanian from Montenegro just like the Albanian guys who made the video ''shit Albanians say'' so we speak a different accent.

3. Keywords to our accent:

Ken=in Mal I zi accent means in Kosovar accent=kan and in Shqiperi accent=qen

Kam ken/ Jam kan/ Kam qene

Cry=Kjaj Mal I zi accent. Kosovar accent=Kaj, Shqiperi accent=Qaj

etccccccccccccc

[777kokoko]

Nuse Status... LOL. funniest thind, never heard of that one before.. na shkrive na shkrive, and the only part on this that american girls don't really do is the cleaning/nuse status cuz they do the restt.

[PepaMurati]

Shes from Ulqini not Kosove

[coolwierdo]

lol, when i called my dad babi over the phone they were like: oooh who's bobby xDDD

[AlbanianDon123]

Are youu kosoven ? cuz you have a kosoven accent

[appleism100]

@AlbanianDon123 Kosoven? That doesn't exist. It's just Albanian.

[dreamgurl80]

theres no such thing ?................ LOL.

[Hairislove1]

LMAO.......AHAHAHAHAHHA this cracked me up!!!

[illyrianbeautyxo]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[legendof]

Yo, there are good girls and there are good guys. The both of us need to stop settling for less and look out there...cuz we out there.

[sazijana]

lmfao your so fucking ugly..i love it.

[AlbanianDon123]

@sazijana noo she aintt?????

[Gostivar11]

@sazijana she isn't ugly.

[Aferditadrita]

lmfao this is so funnnnny love it ♥

[CupkaAlba]

@19juicylove good 4 u! :) bravo shqipe

[123sihana]

LMAOOOO

1.U MADE ME LAUGH LIKE CRAZYY!!!!

2. are u from shqipni cuz im never heard prite zot b4

every1 says kosovares say it but im marrried to one and never heard it b4 and they said they dont say that lol

3.i dont like the fact that u said girls born and rasied over seas dont do that but trust me there wrost now a days

4 i lovee ur hats thats sick

[ForeverBigDreams]

LMFAOOOO; You haved made me laugh so much in my life <3

[n47st3r]

hahaha everything she just said is true....except the part THERE ARE NO GOOD ALBANIAN GUYS .....

[MrGdnyc]

NUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STATUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[MrsRonaldo102]

I love this one its SO funny!

[legendof]

Nuse status! haha, that's what's up!

[ekstravagantee]

@nensiink In case you were not aware, even ALBANIA has different dialects. PLEASE---educate yourself before you write!

[nensiink]

@ekstravagantee wow thank you for teaching me something i didnt know!

[AlbanianBoysInc]

ahaha nice one

[heyhey12345791]

omg that is so funny cuz i am an Albanian girl that is born and raised in america and it is so funny cuz i speak English all the time and when something bad happens i say kuku per mu and prite zot :P

[Fveshtaj]

Lol pretty funny ill

[nikosdelas]

good girl.?is this how young albanians in states do or behave .you r funny girl.

[alboss13]

@nensiink Thats dialect smart ass. There are Albanians that speak a different dialect in case you didn't know...

[nensiink]

@alboss13 yea i did know that smartass, i know ppl from all over albania and i've never heard those expressions

[alboss13]

@nensiink That is an Albanian expression. "Ku ku per mu" Kosova 100%

[alboss13]

Prite zot Mannnnn lol

[BronzeLung]

lmfaoooooo awesome!

[81SilverUnleAsheD12]

nusee statues too silly hahah.

[xhujles]

@nensiink mostly malesor girls say this. my dads shqiptar shqipni and my moms malesor and girls on my moms side of the family say kuku per mu. i never hear shqiptar shqipni girls say this tho

[TheBelllooo]

I know this girl in person and guys stop hating

[bzsoccer8]

i love how the same people comment on this hating..no one cares about ur opinion

[donarulez]

Hahahahaha omggg i kno this one girl who does the whole "nuse status" lol so gay, if u hav to try to convice guys ur nuse material....then hes not the guy for u.

[gjergj124]

definetely a malesore lol

[21vlora]

WOW. wth is up with all the negativity?? people clearly lack a sense of humor! I am an Albanian that was raised there and I can relate just like I'm sure that every other Albanian girl raised here or there can. Dont pay attention to these dumb people. #nusestatus has got to be the best lmao!!!

[ildaxxx]

hahaha love the "nuse status" lol never heard that one before... great job

[nasirdita]

lmoa i love thia video when i need a laugh i get on my phone n i enjoy watching it ignore the heaters peiple dont get it cuz their sense of humor has left them great job

[albaspot]

awesome... you've got talent... more videos please!

[OnlyPartizani]

hahaha good job! I usually don't even bother watching these "shit blablabla say" but I guess this one hit close to home. really funny, keep it up!

[glamourdust]

Girl continue to make videos, you have so many views in so little time, don't pay attention to the haters.

[rudy032190]

nuse status lol I've never hears prite zot though...

[noobtoobrcool]

never mind ur albanian but born in america so 50/50

[zeneliedona]

@nensiink yea she didn't grow up in albania .. she grew up in america ! obviously this video is for albanian girls in america !! gosh

[naughtybojz]

@zeneliedona exactly..that's what she said..this is what AMERICAN-ALBANIAN girls do..and i think she's got a big excuse for her albanian..btw her albanian sucks,like every albanian born out of albania..she shouldnt take it as personal,but this is how every half albanian person speaks,so dont worry about it!!!

[nensiink]

@zeneliedona then she should change the title of the video, shouldnt she? "gosh"

and btw i live in the states, dont know any albanian girls that say that...

[zeneliedona]

@poppymadness po flet per albanian girls in america .. e jo per te shqipnis -.-

[ChristyRosex333]

LMFAOO you said you a fake hoe you a you a fake hoee lmaoo dekaa

[PunkxRockPrincessx]

i love you

[itskorcagirl]

Lmao can relate

[mmmaksuti5]

im albanian and i do the same thing sometimes lol

[kosovaprincess100]

LOOOL are you from kosova or albania?

[deadpool93x]

Most americans now think that every albanian father's name is "Bob" xD

[FatosKaba93]

Lmaoooo NUSE STATUSSSSS, follow me on twitter for the best #shitalbanianssay tweets haha. @swagy0rkcity

[NeverBeenTold]

this is seriously awesome

[MrStineGirl]

Prit o Zot ???hahahah..So funny :)

[zagrix]

bab!

[SteakStealSteam]

HAHAHAH NUSE STATUS 

[13aller23]

no good albanian guys? you must be living in the wrong area

[19juicylove]

@13aller23 i guess so :( hahahaa

[TheMario311993]

@13aller23 come in albania and i will fucking show you who albanian guys are bitch

[13aller23]

@TheMario311993 lmfao, calm down man, I'm Albanian too

[TheMario311993]

@13aller23 ehe ok thash se ishe i huaj ma boj hallall nona

[13aller23]

@TheMario311993 hajde shqipee

[MisterLedion]

hahhaha po'm pelqen

[PutoTheTest]

This is sooo funny.. You literally described my sister to a T. The facebook thing is SPOT ON! Absolutely hilarious. Make one for guys, if you find enough funny things.

[poundinbrew68]

@l3purushi stop blowin up the comment section kidd..no1 cares lol

[19juicylove]

@l3purushi lol thats why you wasted ur time watching it(: either way ur life revolves around me (;

[l3purushi]

@19juicylove if i was you i'd be ashame of stepping out of the door, and hope you get it soon with all the dumb shit you say about people..deuces miss"perfection" rofl

[19juicylove]

@l3purushi lol ur embarrassing haha

[poundinbrew68]

so how many marriage proposals have you gotten since you made this video? lol

[19juicylove]

@poundinbrew68 lol don't even ask.....

[pumplynut]

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! I have never gone to Albania but I have an Albanian friend that is EXACTLY like that!!! The facebook, the good girl, the single, the calling people fake, the hating on Albanian guys...I never would have believed it was a trend! Awesome portrayal

[19juicylove]

@pumplynut thankyouuu <3

[ALBTVUSAofficial]

hahahahaha so cute!!! :)

[CupkaAlba]

girl, youre fucking hilarious! please make more vids! :D

[LonelyIsland5]

prej ka je , a je muslimane 

[19juicylove]

@LonelyIsland5 prej mali zi edhe po maslimane jam(:

[kavaxi]

wtf does prite zot mean?

[foc03]

HAHAHHAHAHA



[rufati]

I'm half Albanian, and I approve this message.

BAAAAAAAAAB

[VashxThexStampede]

nuse statuss! bahahaha



[MsVANiiLLA]

hahahahah kuku per mu..you know when your albanian when....lol...

i love love your video!!....this video is soo ME! " your a fake hoe,your a fake hoe"..lol...

shum mire :)) " hey what's your facebook so i can stalk her page".,.hahah < story of my life:

shum shum mire vallah

make more video's of us ( albanian's)...hehehhe <3

[19juicylove]

@MsVANiiLLA hahahhaa thank youuuuuu :* <3

[SabrinaLindaTV]

Hahahahahahahahahahhahaah :) kuku per mu

[adtr123456ilu]

omg girl you are so funny.hahaha i cant stop laughing.U should be a comedian

[19juicylove]

@adtr123456ilu hahha thanks(:

[MsVANiiLLA]

THIS IS SO US!!!

TRUE STORY!!

[MsVANiiLLA]

post this,if this was every you :))

* where do you keep the iron? ....< story of my life

[thechingigante]

Hahahaha Love the part " there is no good albanian man loll 

[trebicktea]

this is hilarious hahaha make more :)

[dreamgurl80]

lmaoo its good :)) whoever says otherwise is a fucking jealous loserr.

[19juicylove]

@dreamgurl80 word up!(:

[MsArbnore93]

lmfaoooo "prite zot mann"... ur hilarious :)

[19juicylove]

@MsArbnore93 thankkkkyouuu (:

[TheAnarchySC]

haha ar u gonna be single for ever ohh maa :A go find a black neggazz and fuk ur ass fag

[19juicylove]

@TheAnarchySC wtf are u even saying. take an English class

[adtr123456ilu]

@TheAnarchySC ur such a hater. I bet u would never have the bolls to ever say anything like this. Ur def a "nuse" wanna be loserrr

[TheAnarchySC]

She ar Albanian

[shayNcovers]

i personally love this video and think your sense of humor is right on. i don't even no you and no your already funnier then @iLLbaianKid. haha

[19juicylove]

@shayNcovers LMFAOOOOOOO <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[iLLbanianKid]

@shayNcovers bandwagon hoes, so many of them out here.